Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 10:57 AM

I can not:



Roll my joints so I just use a bong.



I would be a terrible roadie for the Doobie Bros.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 11:16 AM

I can not:

lick my own balls



Therefore, I would make a bad:

hermit

Hello Mofo 10,950 10
10/07/2006 11:22 AM

I cannot: Tie rope or tear tuct tape without having to get scissors.



Therefor I would make a terrible: Sidekick for Ollie.

redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 11:23 AM

I can't:

believe it's not butter



Therefore, I would make a bad:

politician

m squared 2,881 7
10/07/2006 11:30 AM

I cannot:

do more than simple math.



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Accountant.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 11:39 AM

I cannot:

fit a live deer in my mouth



Therefore, I would make a bad:

alligator

Prammy Got Fingered 80,728 42
10/07/2006 11:57 AM

I can not:

cook



Therefore I would make a bad:

ten layer cake

Midgets 96,092 48
10/07/2006 12:01 PM

I can not:

Feel sympathy for the ignorant.





Therefore I would make a bad:

Suicide councelor.











Or would I be good?

Prammy Got Fingered 80,728 42
10/07/2006 12:02 PM

I can not:

leap over two people and kick God in the face



Therefore I would make a bad:

Chuck Norris.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 12:02 PM

I can not:



Git-R-Done.



Therefore, I would make a terrible redneck.

Prammy Got Fingered 80,728 42
10/07/2006 12:10 PM

I can not:



Ski.



Therefore I would make a bad:

Sonny Bono.



WAIT-

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 12:18 PM

I can not:

stop masturbating



Therefore, I would make a bad:

clergyman

Prammy Got Fingered 80,728 42
10/07/2006 12:22 PM

I can not:



Seem to drink enough water every day.



Therefore I would make a bad:



Reason to call a plumber.

Dave's not here. - don't steal my shit. 52,827 16
10/07/2006 12:26 PM

I can not:



Believe in totaly unobservable all-powerful magical beings who hide all traces of their existence.



Therefore I would make a bad:



Christian

redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 12:31 PM

I can not:

be funny



Therefore, I would make a bad:

writer on the world's only comedy site

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 12:34 PM

I can not:



Believe you just posted that.



Therefore, I would make a bad



Person who can believe you just posted that.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 12:34 PM

I can not:

climb ladders



Therefore, I would make a bad:

professional ladder-climber

redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 12:38 PM

I can not:

believe that pram does not believe that i posted that



Therefore, I would make a bad:

person who can believe that pram does not believe that i posted that

Jolson 16,163 11
10/07/2006 12:43 PM

I can not:



Rape another man in his sleep.



Therefore:



I would make a horrible prison inmate.

redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 12:47 PM

I can not:



Hold on to the soap



Therefore,I would make a bad:



prison inmate

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 12:48 PM

I can not:

make a knife out of napkins



Therefore, I would make a bad:

prison inmate

redneckgamer 531 6
10/07/2006 12:50 PM

I can not:

believe I keep getting orbs



Therefore, I would make a bad:

uhh...

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 12:51 PM

I can not:

stand when people sit on me



Therefore, I would make a bad:

chair

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:01 PM

I can not:

stand idly by while the president is kidnapped



Therefore I would be a bad:

enough dude to rescue the president

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:10 PM

I can not suck Trixie's Shakespeare through a straw.



Therefore I would make a bad:



snerd nergler

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 01:17 PM

I can not:





Suicide bomb people, or give up bacon.



Therefore Id be a crappy Muslim extremists.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:17 PM

I can not:



Seem to get my sexual terms right



Therefore, I would make a bad:



GABber because I don't know the Frost-ing difference between snerd nergling and felching. Jesus.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/07/2006 01:23 PM

I can not:



follow detailed instructions.



Therefore, you shoulda seen the duck!

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:26 PM

I can not:

Spread my anus apart to what point one could fit a football inside sideways.



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Novelty website.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/07/2006 01:27 PM

Not so fast there, Juan. You like old guys?

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:28 PM

No, I don't...

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:29 PM

I can not concentrate on anything therefore I'm going swimming and then play video games, and call a friend, and make sphincter-shriveling music, and maybe do some laundry or at least think about masturbating with a thumb up my ass.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:30 PM

I can't can not:

Make my correct sentences grammarly.



There I would bad make a:

Talking to person.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 01:31 PM

Not so fast there, Juan. You like old guys?



Like them?

He loves them!



Juan is the youngest memeber of NAMbLA.



Which I found out today really exists.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:32 PM

I can not:

fit my entire arm up my ass



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Shemp

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/07/2006 01:34 PM

No, I don't...



I was asking for a friend.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:34 PM

I can not:

so fast there, Juan.



Therefore, I would make a bad

Juan is the youngest member of NAMbLA.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:35 PM

I can not:

deepthroat a senior citizen



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Dogs Akimbo

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:36 PM

I can not: watch this.



Therefore, I would make a bad:



GAB stereotype

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:38 PM

I could not:

bear the thought of being universally hated



Therefore, I'd make a bad:

Pram

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:39 PM

I can not:

Spread my anus apart to what point one could fit a football inside sideways.



Therefore, I would make a bad:

GAB cover band

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:40 PM

I can not:

Spread my anus apart to what point one could fit a football inside sideways.



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Pram

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:41 PM

I can not:

believe I just five-orbed Juan



therefore I would make a bad:

assumption that he has not really said anything funny.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:43 PM

<action>is confused...</action> Wait, so I am funny?

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:44 PM

I can not:

think of a reason why not



therefore I would make a bad:

liar.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:45 PM

<action>is now even more confused</action>I can not believe:

Pram appears to be complimenting me



Therefore, I would make a bad:

GABber

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:46 PM

I can not:

enjoy confusing Juan

therefore I would make a bad:

BIG or Frat, take your pick.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:48 PM

heh heh.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:49 PM

I can not:

convince you that anal rape is the only sure fire cure for poison ivy



Therefore, I would make a bad:

camp counselor

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 01:51 PM

I can not:



figure out the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow.



therefore, I would make a horrible:







































AAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 01:58 PM

I can not:

congeal most of my supercooled mass into the same Bosonic state, leaving myself with one superatom.



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Bose-Einstein Condensate

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:00 PM

<action> points at Juan </action>



NEEEEEEEERRRRRD!

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:04 PM

I can not:



seem to be able to get CG artists and stopmotion animators to get along long enough to release another movie together.



Therefore, I would make a bad:



Dreamworks/Aardman partnership.

The Boy You Loved Is Now The Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:06 PM

I can not:

avoid killing microorganisms



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Jainist

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:08 PM

I can not:

read scientific textbooks



Therefore I would be a bad:



Juan, here.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:09 PM

I can not:



I Frost-ing LOVE MARILYN MANSON! IM ME!

The Boy You Loved Is Now The Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:09 PM

I can not:

be functionally retarded



Therefore, I would be a bad:

Pram

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:11 PM

I can not:

get my damn NAMBLA accplication accepted



Therefore, I would be a bad:



Little boy ass-Froster.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/07/2006 02:14 PM

Hey, was I insulted up there?

Crackherone 68,758 11
10/07/2006 02:16 PM

I can not stand these stupid noob threads. Just have a Nooblanta and all get together and jerk each other off already.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:18 PM

I dunno, I thought this was a pretty good thread

Crackherone 68,758 11
10/07/2006 02:19 PM

My point exactly.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 02:32 PM

Dogs--- Yes, Juan talked some mad smack up there.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:36 PM

Yeah boyee! You wanna go?

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 02:36 PM

I can not:





See my penis without a mirror.





Therefore Id make a bad Speedo model.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:36 PM

I can not:

Stitch together Nike shoes



Therefore, I would make a bad:

4-year-old Indonesian boy

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/07/2006 02:38 PM

I can not stand these stupid noob threads. Just have a Nooblanta and all get together and jerk each other off already.







I knew some reGuLaR would make a post like this sooner or later.



Hey hey ReGULars have thier circle jerks, so why cant the nOObs?

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 02:42 PM

I can not:

program games



Therefore, I'd make:

Daikatana

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 03:13 PM

Because the Circle Jerks broke up.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:15 PM

I can not:

Eat 24 marbles in two minutes



Therefore, I would make a bad:

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/07/2006 03:19 PM

I am not Jaun, Pram, or any other annoying new poster.





Therefore, I cannot post multiple retarded posts in this thread.



Well. . .technically I could, but I'm not reatarded so I won't.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 03:20 PM

I can not:



Jack off while wearing an animal costume



therefore I would make a bad:



Masturbating Bear

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:21 PM

I am not:

post menstrual



Therefore, I would make a bad:

SCB

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:23 PM

<action>wraps the thread up nicely</action>I can not:

stop being so Frost-ing cool



Therefore, I would make a bad:

you guys

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:41 PM

I am not Jaun, Pram, or any other annoying new poster.





Therefore, I cannot post multiple retarded posts in this thread.



Well. . .technically I could, but I'm not reatarded so I won't.



Hold on a minute...



I MADE A LIST!!1!11!!

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 03:41 PM

<action> unwraps the thread, stuffs Darth into it, then wraps it up again and poos on the resulting mess </action>

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:46 PM

<action>takes Pram's mom out to a nice restaurant, Frosts her, and then never calls her again</action>

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:48 PM

I can not:



I Frost-ing LOVE MARILYN MANSON! IM ME!



Wait...



What?

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 03:53 PM

???

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 03:58 PM

DAER JUAN, YOUR RETARDED LOL

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:11 PM

Hey



Manson covered "You Spin Me Right Round"

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:13 PM

That web site made me laugh so hard

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:14 PM

And for that, you get a 5-orb

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:21 PM

What was up with the blank post

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
10/07/2006 04:27 PM

i'm past bluffing

pass the ky

let's get ready for some intense serious assFrost-ing

Piquantrax - Malcom in the Middle East 8,691 9
10/07/2006 04:28 PM

I do not have:

a green mullet



I would make a bad:

Captain Planet

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 04:41 PM

I do not like:

green eggs and ham



therefore I:

do not have any interest in eating the leftovers from a meal April that got pushed to the back of the fridge.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 04:41 PM

("I do can not like" just wouldn't have made any sense)

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/07/2006 04:50 PM

IN. IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
10/07/2006 11:01 PM

I cannot: Think of anything



Therefore:

Hmmmm, I have nothing...

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/07/2006 11:06 PM

I cannot:



jump.



Therefore, I would make a bad basketball player.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/07/2006 11:10 PM

Ya know, cause I'm a white boy...



Ahh, Frost you guys.

SAVIORA, Defender of Public Breastfeeding 4,599 8
10/07/2006 11:10 PM

I cannot:



Tell a lie



Therefore I'd make a bad:



Human

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/08/2006 11:06 AM

<action> spits out his pudding </action>

Ahh, Frost you guys.



BLAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/08/2006 11:08 AM

I can not:

think



therefore I am:

not

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/08/2006 12:16 PM

I can not:

FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THE STUPID Frost-ing JAVASCRIPT THING FROM THE OTHER THREAD!!!



therefore, I can not:

SEE THE STUPID-ASS mother-FrostING PIECE OF Shakespeare FUNNY ACID TRIP THING

Hodgmania is a WOMAN 594 7
10/08/2006 12:42 PM

I can not:

burst through walls.



Therefore I'd make a bad:

Kool-Aid man.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/08/2006 04:46 PM

I can not

eat very much.

Therefore I would make a bad:

World's fattest man.

rxrep 164 6
10/08/2006 05:21 PM

I cannot stand up and hold my penis to peeeee.



because, I don`t have one...

rxrep 164 6
10/08/2006 05:22 PM

Pram, I cannot get Sage to answer me.



I cannot IM him.



Pram, can you do it for me. plz

rxrep 164 6
10/08/2006 05:23 PM

Dogs I cannot stop vomiting, after seeing that picture. yuck!!

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
10/08/2006 05:33 PM

I can not: believe how much time I spend on this site.



I have a .00000000001 clickies to hours rating....

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/08/2006 05:42 PM

I can not:

tell a lie



Therefore, I would make a bad:

televangelist

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/08/2006 05:51 PM

Pram, I cannot get Sage to answer me.



I cannot IM him.



Pram, can you do it for me. plz



I CAN:



tell when Losty is posting again.



Therefore:



She will most likely be banned again.

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/08/2006 05:56 PM

I can not:

fail to make any sense in my posts



Therefore, I would make a bad:

rxrep

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/08/2006 07:31 PM

Pram, I cannot get Sage to answer me.



I cannot IM him.



Pram, can you do it for me. plz





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!































NO.

Hodgmania 594 7
10/08/2006 07:49 PM

I can not:

eat male children.



Therefore I'd make a bad:

Micheal Jackson.









































I'm disgusted with myself.

<i><i></i></i> 923 0
10/08/2006 08:21 PM

I can not:



















































make use of all that white space

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/09/2006 02:17 AM

I cannot imagine my mother naked.



Therefore I would make a bad mother-Froster.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
10/09/2006 08:46 AM

Would you like me to describe it, slowly?

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/09/2006 10:00 AM

No, please keep your sex stories with your mother to yourself, thankyouverymuch.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/09/2006 10:07 AM

I can not:



Smile and smirk on national tv while Im talking about Iraq or Terrorism.



Therefore, I couldnt be George W Bush.

Pumpkin Noggin-carving out a niche for himself 56,642 8
10/09/2006 11:57 AM

I can't can not:

Make any sense of why this thread exists



There I would make a bad:

Critic of what may or may not be teh funny.

Charliss 61 6
10/09/2006 03:47 PM

I can not:

Swim



Therefore, I'd make bad:

Cuban

Artemis Goldfish 333 7
10/09/2006 09:11 PM

I cannot:

Consciously listen to a strong accent (British, Southern, Indian) without wishing to extract my eardrums with a cherry pitter and screaming the blood-curdling scream of a thousand burning baby muskrats.



Therefore, I'd make a bad:

Customs Agent, Ambassador

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/09/2006 09:15 PM

I can't think of a thing that I can't do.





Therefore, I should not post here.

Pisserbyer 104 6
10/09/2006 09:18 PM

I can not eat.



Therefor, that would make me bad at being alive.

Pisserbyer 104 6
10/09/2006 09:19 PM

I can not find the "e" key on my keyboard in the darkness.



Therefore, I wouldn't make a very good.......Uhhh...

Ya know...







........



*turns lights on*

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/09/2006 10:30 PM

I can not:



snowboard, ski, skateboard, wear skater caps, do stunts, rappel, spout quirky jokes, chug soda, fall down an entire mountain, surf, hit on beautiful women and look great doing it.





Therfore, I would:



be a bad Mountain Dew commercial.

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/09/2006 10:45 PM

Sinn Fin (10:33:05 PM): i started this thread three days ago and its still going strong

Jessdro (10:35:02 PM): whats it called

Sinn Fin (10:35:12 PM): What Can't You Do?

Sinn Fin (10:38:04 PM): post to it

Sinn Fin (10:38:10 PM): yo te comando

Sinn Fin (10:40:39 PM): dude dont be a little bitch

Sinn Fin (10:40:43 PM): post to the thread

Bankey 70,843 10
10/09/2006 10:45 PM

you're right. It IS funnier in this thread.

Thud 68,497 19
10/09/2006 10:46 PM

It almost had to be.

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/09/2006 10:52 PM

truly

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/09/2006 10:56 PM

And he still won't post, he just lurks.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/09/2006 10:57 PM

Wow.



You should like, get a key to the city or something.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/09/2006 10:58 PM

<hint>

And he still won't post, he just lurks.

</hint>

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/09/2006 11:00 PM

No, but the thing is, he's funny, like, all the time, unlike me, who's funny occasionally. And he just won't post.



Also, Dave, STFU no0b!

Humphrey 51,764 12
10/09/2006 11:03 PM

You're an annoying little Carroll-block, aren't you?

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/09/2006 11:04 PM

You're an annoying little Carroll-block, aren't you?



Yeah...

Jessdro 42 6
10/09/2006 11:16 PM

I can not:

Smoke



Therefore I would make a bad:

Chimney

Thud 68,497 19
10/09/2006 11:17 PM

It posted.



Wow.

Midgets 96,092 48
10/09/2006 11:24 PM

I can not:

Stick it to the man.



Therefore I would make a bad:

Negro.

Thud 68,497 19
10/09/2006 11:28 PM

I can not:

Easily remove my own arms.



Therefore I would make a bad:

Mannequin.

Millie 116,988 28
10/09/2006 11:42 PM

I can't:



See where this new person has given any clickies.



Therefore:



I call FAT DAUGHTER that he has lurked a long time.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/10/2006 12:58 AM

I can not:

Accept that Juansidios has really obtained as many 5 and 4 orbs as he has without either self clicking or bribing other nOObs to click his posts while in chat since most of the things he posted in this thread aren't really funny. Especially not Side Splittingly funny.

Therefore I would make a bad:

Gullible idiot.

My Logic Is Phlawed. 131,068 34
10/10/2006 01:20 AM

I'll tell you what I can do.



I fixed my garbage disposal because I'm a brave little toaster. And I still hve ll my fingers. No relly.

Dead Battery-Wants Some Rum, Bitch 2,533 9
10/10/2006 01:24 AM

I Can Not:Stand Pram.



Therefore I Can't Be A: Transexual jewish midget prostitute/social worker

Midgets 96,092 48
10/10/2006 01:25 AM

I can not:

get to sleep.



Therefore I would make a bad:

Airline security.

Pram, the enterluding exitlude 80,728 42
10/10/2006 05:28 AM

I can not:

Orb Dead Battery



Therefore, I would make a bad:

enabler

I am the Walkin' Shemp- Among the living! 22,222 17
10/28/2006 02:05 PM

I can not,





Believe I bumped this thread and brought it back to life.

TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/28/2006 03:44 PM

I can not:



bring myself to care enough to read this whole thread.



I would therefore make a bad:



person to post in this bumped thread.

hoser 9 6
10/28/2006 03:48 PM

I can not:

use word contractions properly





Therefore, I would make a bad:

person using the word can't

SquishedKitty 168 9
10/28/2006 04:30 PM

I cant:

Plan playdates with various children of the area



Therefor, i would make a bad:

Michael Jackson's assistant

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/28/2006 04:43 PM

I can't seem to get a pity 5-orb from anyone and thereby allowing me to hit the 1,000 mark that I was so looking forward to.



And look at me! I dressed up and everything!



Selfish bastards.

I am the Walkin' Shemp- Among the living! 22,222 17
10/28/2006 05:32 PM

"What if C-A-T really spelled dog?"

I am the Walkin' Shemp- Among the living! 22,222 17
10/28/2006 06:17 PM

I CAN'T believe that children are our future.

jeeniRoach 47,787 51
10/28/2006 09:33 PM

I can't: perform breast augmentation surgery

Therefore I'd make a terrible: plastic surgeon

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/30/2006 09:40 AM

I can't: belive this crap thread was able to be bumped

Therefore I'd make a terrible: critic

The Swamp Witch coming at you with a dirty doornob 65,026 15
10/30/2006 12:52 PM

turn down a hard penis.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/30/2006 12:53 PM

Get one after reading Trixie's post.