Chix calls for term limits. 286,539 61
10/11/2006 05:03 PM

I quit looking at the boobs page and it soon takes care of itself.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
10/11/2006 05:04 PM

In the men's room, with your left hand.





Geeze, do we have to tell you <Ieverything?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
10/11/2006 05:04 PM

I have a hands-off policy about that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/11/2006 05:05 PM

I voted for Wang.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/11/2006 05:08 PM

Since I am in construction, that's all I do.



My erections are all over the valley, and some of them have been featured in local architecture magazines.



Sometimes, when other contractors can't get their erections right, they call me, because they know that my erections always work.

syncope 49,019 14
10/11/2006 05:10 PM

I get them all the time, but if you keep your nose to the grindstone and really focus on the task at hand you can have 'em all sucked off by noon.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/11/2006 05:19 PM

Hell, what do you think temps and receptionists are for?



Christ, no wonder we're losing our competitive edge in this country.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/11/2006 05:20 PM

I've noticed that when particularly cute coworkers walk by a group of guys, the notebooks and clip boards they're holding will move from their hips to their crotches.

syncope 49,019 14
10/11/2006 05:22 PM

Lesson learned: Skippy spends the day staring at guys' crotches.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
10/11/2006 05:30 PM

Or, just call Jason in Accounts Recievable.





He's in love with you, anyway, so if you don't want to mop up, it would be a win-win.

Bizarrohulk 19 6
10/11/2006 05:37 PM

I make photocopies of my erections. Not only do I get to share it with hundreds of people, but the copier is warm and vibraty!

ThirstyMcSurly, punches babies, eats them 4,444 12
10/11/2006 05:39 PM

I handle it with my left....









it a present for waitresses at my job.

Aimless Claus 54,807 10
10/11/2006 05:45 PM

I can't even count the number of man that get erections in my presence.



Of course, I'm blonde so I can't even count. Period.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/11/2006 05:47 PM

Of course, I'm blonde so I can't even count. Period.



<cheapshot>or pluck your eye brows for that matter.</cheapshot>

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/11/2006 05:50 PM

I jacked off in the bathroom of my work with a shoe once... I wasnt' getting any.

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/11/2006 06:03 PM

I jacked off in the bathroom of my work with a shoe once... I wasnt' getting any.



Uh... eww?



Also... ouch?

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/11/2006 06:14 PM

Hey, since you claimed to be me earlier, that means that you did it, TOO!

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/11/2006 06:16 PM

I know. It was gross. And painful. Don't you remember? It was after you got your pubes caught in the velcro that you became determined to learn how to tie shoelaces.

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/12/2006 01:59 AM

I don't want to play with you anymore

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/12/2006 02:28 AM

Why's that different? You play with yourself enough as it is. Unless you're talking to your pecker...then you'll never get any action.

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/12/2006 04:11 AM

^What the Frost?

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/12/2006 04:13 AM

Could someone please get rid of that other profile? I did not mean to create it, and I keep posting under it by accident when I use FireFox.

Nachos 57,521 23
10/12/2006 07:12 AM

Change the password to a random collection of letters that you'll never be able to remember then log out of it.



Problem solved.

Prammy Maven, the sometimes bear 80,728 42
10/12/2006 07:14 AM

Thank you!

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/12/2006 08:38 AM

I'm begining to understand the growing number of "I Hate Pram" threads.

Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 8
10/12/2006 10:29 AM

I jacked off in the bathroom of my work with a shoe once... I wasnt' getting any





BWAHAHAHA, Pram can't even get laid by a shoe

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/12/2006 10:59 AM

What kinda shoe was it?

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/12/2006 11:04 AM

I heard that it was this shoe.

But even though it was the smallest shoe available it was still too big.

Chickens -N- Wild Brown rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 12:25 PM

DeClan and I have something in common,



We're both sinister.

Runner Up 80,728 42
10/12/2006 12:28 PM

<action> laughs his ass off </action>



It was a horse shoe.

Chickens -N- Wild Brown rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 12:37 PM

Whenever I sport a boner at work, I think of Bush and Condi doing the 'forbidden dance'...



...that sticks a pin in my 'ballooon'.

Runner Up 80,728 42
10/12/2006 12:46 PM

That's how you prevent a stiffie?



Shakespeare, that turns me ON!

Runner Up 80,728 42
10/12/2006 12:47 PM

THE FORBIDDEN DANCE, NOT YOUR STIFFIE

Chickens -N- Wild Brown rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 01:13 PM

You're sick...



How about Madaline Albright and Tony Blair doin the nasty...



That ought to put an end to even the most perverted stiffie.

Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 8
10/12/2006 01:29 PM

<action> scrubing his minds eye with clorox and a steel brush</action>

Thanks, Poobs....You've just ruined it for me for the next YEAR with those images.

Nachos - Cynic 57,521 23
10/12/2006 01:34 PM

Then I imagine that hundreds of pumpkins are breathing a sigh of relief right about now.

Runner Up 80,728 42
10/12/2006 01:36 PM

How about Madaline Albright and Tony Blair doin the nasty...



That ought to put an end to even the most perverted stiffie.



Nope, that's foreplay.

Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 8
10/12/2006 01:44 PM

Just the wife's, Nachos.

Chickens -N- Buck Wild rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 02:43 PM

George Went in speedos...



It'll take a week of gazing at Trae's lucious boobs to get that one out of my mind.



If anyone needs me, I'll be at the photo album, typing one handed.

Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 8
10/12/2006 02:44 PM

<action> runs to the store to by more clorox</action>

Damn you PUBAH!

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
10/12/2006 02:50 PM

George Wendt in a Speedo?





Excuse me for a few minutes, everyone.

Chickens -N- Buck Wild rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 02:53 PM

You, DeClan and that Pole Runner are indeed sickos of the Highest Caliber.



Maggie Thatcher, Hilliary C. and a penguin in a g-stringed jello wrestling match.



*throws up*

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
10/12/2006 03:00 PM

Not really, Pubah.





I am known for liking large, unconventionally good looking men.





George Wendt is tall, large, and good looking.





You're implying that I should like Zach Braff or Ashton Kutcher, or similar twinks. Not my thing at all.

Chickens -N- Buck Wild rice Pubah 56,805 18
10/12/2006 03:03 PM

In that case DeClan...they're all yours.



Accept my humble apologies.



What about you, Pole Runner?

Crackherone 68,758 11
10/12/2006 03:05 PM

I am known for liking large, unconventionally good looking men.\



That's it. I'm going on a diet.

Runner Up 80,728 42
10/12/2006 03:05 PM

<action> shrugs and Shakespeares a ferret</action>

Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 8
10/12/2006 03:29 PM

penguin in a g-stringed



AH...finally, redemptiion.









fapfapfapfapfap





What? I like my women cold.

Pram Maven can clickie now 80,728 42
05/30/2010 11:27 AM

I do talk to my pecker, but it speaks a different language, so it's all for naught.