My GABlanta Dream
A comedy conversation
by UnderWhere?  99,723  76
10/12/2006 10:18 AM 183 views
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I went and Spicey didn't. I was sitting at a restaurant table with Lila, Trae, Ditdah and "Bobby." Lila and I were sharing a huge dish of peanuts and we were laughing and talking - having a great time. Crista and Trae were arguing non-stop, about how the entire event sucked and they were blaming each other. Trae then started blaming everyone else, and other GABbers started giving her dirty looks, because she was really, really loud. Bobby just sat there staring at me.
It turned out that the restaurant was in a natural history museum and we had decided to see an IMAX movie there. When it was time to go, everyone stood up and got in line, like we were all first-graders on a field trip. Then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom.
Bobby told me he'd walk with me, even if it meant he'd be late for the show. So we left everyone and proceeded to the bathroom. He held my hand the entire way and kept trying to get me to kiss him. When we got into the bathroom, it was strange because the stalls were very narrow and short - the front door stopped where your knees would be and when you sat on the toilet, your entire lower half stuck out and was visible.
Well, I was on my period and I had leaked a bit on my underwear. I was embarrassed because Bobby had come right into the bathroom with me and he could see it. One of the ladies who worked at the museum came in and proceeded to grab some paper towels - she wiped my entire crotch clean right there.
At that point I woke up and realized that I did need to go to the bathroom.
After looking in the album, I figured out that "Bobby" was actually Bob Johnson. Though I didn't witness anything awesome in the dream, I do want to remark that his hands were soft and not at all sweaty.
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Funny
9 votes
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Funny
9 votes
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The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 87,649  31
10/12/2006 10:22 AM
Still working out the kinks on the old GAB Girl Wet Dream-O-Later ray, eh, Bob?
Awesome.
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Amusing
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Jolson 16,156 9
10/12/2006 10:24 AM
I'm not horny yet.
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Funny
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Jolson 16,156 9
10/12/2006 10:24 AM
Tell us more about your bloody panties.
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Funny
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Midgets 93,936 47
10/12/2006 10:25 AM
My take on your dream...
1)You and Lila sharing nuts---Pending lesbian experience.
2)The bathroom stalls were short and narrow---Pending nasty midget sex *wink*
3)BobJohnsons hands were soft and dry---You're going to have sex with someone, I can't tell you who, but it WILL NOT be awesome.
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Funny
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the girl with colitis goes by 156,771 17
10/12/2006 10:27 AM
I think the blood symbolizes the color I just painted my bathroom! You're like psycho or sumfin!!!
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Chuckleworthy
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Jolson 16,156 9
10/12/2006 10:29 AM
So how do you ask the guy at Home Depot for that?
"Ah, I'd like the Bloody Tampon Red. It's for my bathroom."
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Funny
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The Jerk 6,291 9
10/12/2006 10:52 AM
I think the part where your husband didn't come along symbolizes the fact that you really hate him for not being able to knock you up.
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Chuckleworthy
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Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/12/2006 10:53 AM
I don't think it's entirely his fault, she could direct him to the right hole but she chooses not to.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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the girl with colitis goes by 156,771 17
10/12/2006 12:19 PM
So how do you ask the guy at Home Depot for that?
"Ah, I'd like the Bloody Tampon Red. It's for my bathroom."
I didn't actually use paint thilly!
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Chix calls for term limits. 282,028 58
10/12/2006 12:21 PM
We are not painting your bathroom this weekend. Have your "roommate" do it.
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Fratberry 277,318 52
10/12/2006 12:24 PM
If anything, it may need to be repainted when we're done with it.
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Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
10/12/2006 01:59 PM
That was what she was hoping to avoid by painting it red.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/12/2006 02:11 PM
Undies,
You know that I have always thought of you as the helpless stepdaughter that I'd like to molest while your Mother was at work.
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Crackherone 68,757 11
10/12/2006 02:13 PM
I think the internet has turned you into a faggot.
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Jolson 16,156 9
10/12/2006 02:21 PM
I didn't actually use paint thilly!
Damn, what a waste! Don't you realize there's a market on GAB for your menses? You could make millions!
Order now and you could include a free used tampon!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Crackherone 68,757 11
10/12/2006 02:31 PM
Trae doesn't use tampons, she uses the whole sheep.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Pumpkin Noggin-carved and ready to scare 56,642 7
10/12/2006 02:36 PM
The humor of that link:
If you really WERE smart enough to be in Mensa, you'd not be spending $18 for a "test by mail".
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Fratberry 277,318 52
10/12/2006 02:44 PM
18 bucks? Whaddya think I am, some kinda idiot?
Oh.
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Chickens -N- Buck Wild rice Pubah 54,900 17
10/12/2006 02:46 PM
Me thinks you displaced Trae's malcontentness with your own (evidence 'on my period')...
Why are you so angry deary?
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shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/12/2006 02:48 PM
18<20: cheaper than in town. They do offer a volume discount. Maybe we could all take it and find out once and for all who the real dumbasses are.
Of course, Pram doesn't need to take it. We already know about him.
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