Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/17/2006 11:27 PM

SEA MEN.

Chit 178,781 15
10/17/2006 11:29 PM

At Ease !

jimbolicious 51 6
10/17/2006 11:49 PM

Cindy will soon appreciate her strong dislike for Kool-aid.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
10/17/2006 11:50 PM

So this is the Army of One?

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,533 9
10/17/2006 11:57 PM

Bet you $5 that little Trixxie would be at attention in that Navy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/18/2006 12:01 AM

So this is the Army of One?



No, this is the Navy of GPS and auto-pilot.

Chit 178,781 15
10/18/2006 12:05 AM

We do more before 9 A.M

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
10/18/2006 12:17 AM

"Ok, so perhaps Madeleine Albright isn't the best motivational speaker after all."

Fritz me 78 8
10/18/2006 01:32 AM

There once was a group of cadets, who were fast asleep during recess, when the teacher came in, they all sucked up to him, for he gave "head" much better than them.

Zorb 1,592 11
10/18/2006 01:59 AM

They have that east-asian virus,

Dragon Ass.

12th Planet 53 8
10/18/2006 02:04 AM

Secretary Rumsfeld, will now conclude his speech about the lazy bums in the military who are asking for shorter tours of duty..

Mercjack 119 7
10/18/2006 02:23 AM

ok everybody please welcome your new teacher John Hargrave!!!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
10/18/2006 02:23 AM

Proving once again that one in 13 can not be hypnotized.

TomServo 3,759 7
10/18/2006 03:36 AM

They dream of freedom.........



...or of Jenny, in that tight white top.

Zero248 364 8
10/18/2006 03:58 AM

Bob Dole entertains the troups.

Zero248 364 8
10/18/2006 04:00 AM

sorry, troops.



Hey! I've got a broke finger on the left hand and downloading porn, so I'm only 4 finger typing....back off!

Balloon Animal 0 0
10/18/2006 05:29 AM

Congratulations Neep on passing your nerve gas exam.



See being part sheep does pay off.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 237,919 21
10/18/2006 06:30 AM

"Beuhler? Beuhler?"

Piquantrax - Malcom in the Middle East 8,691 9
10/18/2006 07:22 AM

Sadly 2/3 of the class missed Janet Jackson's nipple on TV.

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
10/18/2006 07:41 AM

Cindy forever regretted the fateful mess-hall bean dip incident.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/18/2006 08:18 AM

This is why we're losing to a bunch of civilians.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2006 08:22 AM

Q: What's A-Rod doing in that photo?







A: Choking, of course.

zombiemusicexpert 780 7
10/18/2006 08:25 AM

(Girl on bottom right): I wish these Frost-ing rude bastards would stop snoring, I can't hear Yanni playing!

Soylent Bankey 70,843 10
10/18/2006 09:12 AM

Looks like they are at the Georgia Aquarium if you ask me.

Pramoweenie 80,728 42
10/18/2006 09:40 AM

Lisa Marie Presley waits for her turn on America's Got Talent

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/18/2006 09:44 AM

One of the many benefits of teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/18/2006 09:58 AM

So we're not the only ones with a newb army.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/18/2006 12:14 PM

". . . . where strategerie and thoughtful planning will allow the planners plan to take flight. You, the young military minds that will take the torch of the older planners, whose thoughts have already flown, and will fly new plans and become the new planners and be higher than the old planners before you."



"This is our ultimate plan. To teach the planners of the future to plan the future where the older planners may have not planned the future, because they were in the past. "



"Hello? . . . . Is this thing on?"

Fritz me 78 8
10/18/2006 12:55 PM

I'm sorry Secretary Rumsfeld, but when the mid-shipmen and women found out you were coming to speak today, they all decided to commit suicide, rather than listen to all the bullShakespeare you were to say.

Pubah, Maha Magnet since 2003 56,805 18
10/18/2006 01:01 PM

Dusty Dry Speaker: Petty Officer (that's Navy for Sergeant), Wake those Cadets!



Petty Officer Waking from a short nap: You put em to sleep, sir. YOU wake em up.

MarsMetro 61 8
10/18/2006 01:13 PM

OK!...Whose the wise guy who gave everybody the punch we were going to give to Secretary Rumsfeld?

MarsMetro 61 8
10/18/2006 01:18 PM

I guess they all must be Democrats, Mr. Secretary?

Slyotter 92 6
10/18/2006 02:09 PM

To boost morale over in Iraq, the USO has arranged for our troops to be treated to a a live broadcast of NPR's radio "All things Considered" with Robert Siegel.

X-DEATH 262 9
10/18/2006 02:25 PM

"....and that is what chloroform smells like. Is everyone done passing the bottle around? Good, and now for lesson two. For lesson two I shall be removing my pants. Is there any objections? None? Goooooood."

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/18/2006 02:26 PM

Jesus, I know he's in a wheelchair, but how long do we have to listen to his Frost-ing poetry?

Lashemgal 48 6
10/18/2006 06:21 PM

Our tax dollars hard at work.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/18/2006 07:29 PM

N00b it's what's for dinner

syncope 49,019 14
10/18/2006 09:30 PM

"We know he's here in spirit, so everyone here at the USO show, give us your best Bob Hope impression!"

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
10/18/2006 10:07 PM

The new stricter chemical weapond standards training.

TomServo 3,759 7
10/19/2006 03:56 AM

With troops being lost at an alarming rate, there was no choice but to "recycle" old ones.

Pumpkin Noggin-Is BAAAAAACK 56,642 8
10/19/2006 01:27 PM

And here we see the young naval cadets as they enter hour #15 of G.D. Bush's how I avoided enjoyed my time in the armed services

nicolemonique 31 6
10/19/2006 11:30 PM

"what a very strange moment," she thought to herself. little did she know, things were about to get a whole lot stranger...

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
10/19/2006 11:46 PM

suzie suddenly realizes her farts are silent AND deadly!

Stacy420 75 7
10/20/2006 10:02 AM

They're so poor, they can't even pay attention!



...yeah, I got nothin'.

Nemo Umbra 1 6
10/20/2006 10:25 AM

The army decided to screen the commercials to the troops before releasing them...oddly enough they all received high marks even before all of them were shown.

ashleigh44 58 6
10/20/2006 01:20 PM

somewhere in a dark government basement, a military investigator finally concludes his probe on the sudden-fits-of-sleep overwhelming the class of new privates: in his report, he posits that placing the regional recruitment center next door to narcoleptics anonymous may have been a mistake.

MarsMetro 61 8
10/20/2006 02:58 PM

"Hey you on the lower right!...Yes you little sister!....How come you are the only cadet who is still awake?"...



"Beats me, General Pace...I guess it's because I refused to drink that "punch" everyone drank this morning.....Or was it that "Flu Shot" with the mercury....Or perhaps, it was those "Chem-Trails" I didn't breathe in with the "Barium" and viruses you sprayed in the skies an hour ago...Or maybe it was..."



"OK! OK! I get the picture...You're not related to AL Gore, are you?"

Fetch 9 6
10/20/2006 04:19 PM

... and furthermore, if we integrate x with respect to omega, we can see that the differential is ...

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 395 8
10/20/2006 08:17 PM

Al Gore give the final speech during the Graduation ceremony at Henderson Military Academy. Gooooo Wildcats!!

Sakon 595 9
10/21/2006 12:29 AM

This group of Navy students are showing off their newly learned Navy officer skills. Meanwhile their Marine equivalents are digging a moat around their tents in Brazil during a tropical storm while being attacked by a swarm of killer giant ants.

meganamillion 6 7
10/21/2006 09:17 AM

It's a military sleepover, that's what!

Lashemgal 48 6
10/21/2006 06:52 PM

Rumsfeld's new attack plan:

"Act like were not paying attention, that'll foolem'"

Pram, no longer a hate rake 80,728 42
10/23/2006 11:45 AM

"What luck, I just had sex with a roomful of men, and no one wants to cuddle"

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
10/23/2006 08:07 PM

Presidential hopefuls?

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
10/23/2006 08:08 PM

Damn! If I had known ROTC was that fun, I would have joined them, instead of kicking their asses once a week.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
10/23/2006 08:09 PM

"What luck, I just had sex with a roomful of men, and no one wants to cuddle"



Are you my ex-wife?

snuggles 79 7
10/25/2006 10:28 AM

NO. Dont worry. They're not really sleeping. They're just waiting in ambush for the janitor.

snuggles 79 7
10/25/2006 10:30 AM

Rumsfeld spent the last 17 hours reading War & Peace to the troops only to find that the book contained more peace then war

Rustoleum 10 6
10/25/2006 04:00 PM

Winning the war in Iraq is hard work! We must stay the course. We cannot cut and run. We can't allow North Korea to have "nucular" weapons.

Artemis Goldfish 333 7
10/28/2006 01:04 AM

The Army's "Play Dead" class. Jan was never very good at playing dead. She got an F.

hoser 9 6
10/28/2006 03:01 PM

"We suspect that Iran already has weapons of mass destruction. The army is now recruiting Navel officers to supplement low troop levels. We've already finished the 'IRAN: MISSION ACOMPLISHED' banner."

Bieze 1,382 7
10/28/2006 06:36 PM

"John Hargrave's book "Prank the Monkey" now on promotion tour across America"

jeeniRoach 47,787 51
10/28/2006 08:37 PM

Bueller...









Bueller....

















Bueller....

Pram, no longer a hate rake 80,728 42
10/28/2006 10:37 PM

The Crying Game II: The Sleeping Game.



(the chick on the bottom right is still really a man!)

Beneto24 21 6
10/28/2006 10:38 PM

in thge little mermaid one fo the towers in the castle looks like a giant penis. But im sure that Bieaze has long discovered this.

Pram, no longer a hate rake 80,728 42
10/28/2006 10:59 PM

Heh, you said penis, and then you said long.



Not sure why you would mention Bieze in even the same paragraph with that, though.

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/28/2006 11:26 PM

PRAMpton Comes Alive !

Bieze 1,382 7
10/29/2006 06:22 AM

STFU n00b

Unholyking 0 6
10/30/2006 02:08 PM

Military Academy:

How to Not Stay Awake

Description:

Not not sleeeep...

Reason:

We will have to listen to the Shri Lankanese when they take over the world and sleeping would make theire fush mad, making US total power again. LOL :)