BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 04:52 PM

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Now the robber tells me to give him the, "Whole register tray."



IT'S A TILL. So I am about to hand him it, but then he tells me to get a bag and throw the money in it. So I do. And oh, do I just have the nerve to ask him while not looking at him, "Would you like the change and some ho ho's with that?"



He just tells me, "Shut the Frost up or i'll shoot you mother-Froster." Then he keeps yelling at me to open the safe that I cannot open. And yeah, he finally leaves without shooting me while telling me to get on the ground and stay there. Before, when he told me to open the safe, he was about to shoot me until he heard the ambulance siren from the freeway. Which ever old person died last night, THANK YOU.



But yeah, it was weird and I EVEN HAD MY GUN UNDER THE COUNTER! I have got to pay more attention to what is going on.



Now, I can't tell if he really touched anything, but it doesn't seem like it, and the CSI team couldn't get any fingerprints... So let me know if you notice something being touched rather than the blue cooler.

Not at all Straw 98,000 37
10/20/2006 04:58 PM

The funny thing is that I would probably find it hilarious if it weren't someone I know.



poop.

Gomez Declan McManus Addams 131,887 36
10/20/2006 05:11 PM

I am still not a fan, but I am sincerely sorry this happened to you, Blue.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 237,919 21
10/20/2006 05:12 PM

"Way to go, Hamilton!!!"

Captain Skippy is not gay...I'm pretty sure 41,253 13
10/20/2006 05:12 PM

I hope you bathed in bleach after laying on the floor.

































PS - I'm glad you're not mamed or dead.

Aimless Zombie Claus 54,807 10
10/20/2006 05:17 PM

That is a very good quality video. Why can't any of the crime shows get video's like that? I figured all gas stations went to the store and asked for "the survalance equipment that will give me the Shakespearetiest video possible".

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:17 PM

Skippy, you might need to bathe in bleack as well after sleeping with Vince...

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:17 PM

Bleack = Bleach

Aimless Zombie Claus 54,807 10
10/20/2006 05:18 PM

Your bald spot shows up nicley in the second half. I waved and said, "Hi bald spot!!"

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:18 PM

That is a very good quality video.



Heh, you should see the, "Uncompressed" version.

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:19 PM

I love my bald spot...

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:22 PM

Shakespeare - that video gave me chills. I've seen a million of those on tv, but seeing someone you KNOW? Damn.



Glad you're ok, hon.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 237,919 21
10/20/2006 05:23 PM

Surveillance video's primary purpose is to catch employees stealing Shakespeare.



Gotta love it.

Aimless Zombie Claus 54,807 10
10/20/2006 05:23 PM

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but....it would have been WAY cooler had he capped your ass.



Not like a deadly hit, but maybe just nicked your arm or something.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
10/20/2006 05:23 PM

Wow..that was awesome.





I kept waiting for the robber to turn around, face the camera, and hold up a "GAB ON ZUG" sign....that would have made history.



Really glad you're ok.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
10/20/2006 05:24 PM

<action>Looks at video again</action>





Did he get a free car wash?

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:25 PM

Tell them what you said to him, BlueLep.



(I'd do it, but you deserve the orbs.)

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:25 PM

Did he get a free car wash?



He wanted a burrito instead...

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:26 PM

The ho ho part is already in the story...

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:26 PM

Sahddup. I can't read.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:27 PM

Or spell.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
10/20/2006 05:27 PM

So let me know if you notice something being touched rather than the blue cooler.





THE WHITE PLASTIC BAG!



I should have been a Frost-ing dectective.

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:27 PM

<action>hits Ditdah over the head with a rolled up newspaper</action>BAD LEZBO!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/20/2006 05:28 PM

Damn Lep, your lucky to be alive and all, but why was he attempting to hide behind the icecream cooler? Did he realise that oh maby THE TOP OF HIS Frost-ing HEAD WAS POKING OVER IT?





did he come back to pre-pay for some gas too?

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:28 PM

BlueLep, you couldn't reach the top of my head if you jumped.

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:30 PM

THE TOP OF HIS Frost-ing HEAD WAS POKING OVER IT?



It's because he was mexican?



Oh and how I know for sure he was mexican is because the way he held the gun like a Frost-ing idiot.

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:35 PM

Oh and the damn beaner only got 80 bucks out of all of that.

Scorpion - The Damned Spirit of Mortal Kombat 4,080 9
10/20/2006 05:40 PM

C'mon now, Black people hold guns like that too.

JiIIy WiIIy 203,475 12
10/20/2006 05:45 PM

You Frost-ing Poe. Apu has been shot like 23 times, and he never quit the Quick-E-Mart.

BlueLep: Is Drunk At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
10/20/2006 05:47 PM

"Oh great, all our problems are solved, WE HAVE BANANA BREAD!"

Oliver H. Chest 123,110 14
10/20/2006 05:48 PM

Dude, you'd prolly piss yourself if you had a gun in your face.



And then get all excited.

dinesh 24,862 16
10/20/2006 05:49 PM

awesome! glad you lived, buddy. tell the station that it was nice of them to install those awesome cameras.

Broom Schtick Parking $20 16,937 8
10/20/2006 05:56 PM

Wow, Lep glad you're okay.

JingleBellsJane 173,958 15
10/20/2006 06:08 PM

You weren't even supposed to be there today!

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/20/2006 06:08 PM

37???

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 06:12 PM

In a row???





</obvious>

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/20/2006 06:22 PM

I'm glad you're ok too Lep, but didn't you even tell the dude who your uncle is ?

Trojan Chuckie 3,467 8
10/20/2006 06:23 PM

If there was justice in the world, this would have happened to the OTHER convenience store clerk on GAB.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/20/2006 06:25 PM

Speaking of him, I was pissed off because after everything happened, he didn't even bother to pick up his phone until two hours ago when he finally called me.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/20/2006 06:26 PM

I heart TrojanDoll...

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/20/2006 06:27 PM

Speaking of him was about my Uncle, not asshat.

Broom Schtick Parking $20 16,937 8
10/20/2006 06:30 PM

Why didn't the guy take the cigarettes? There's like $1000 worth of smokes in view.



No good crook that smokes would leave that manna behind. He must be a non-smoker, that should narrow down your suspects down to about 5 people now.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/20/2006 06:35 PM

So to recap, some guy robs you, almost kills you and I'm guessing your first order of business is to obtain the video and post it on zug?



Glad you got your priorities straight.

Ichabod Joe: The REAL Sleepy Hollow Hero 6,067 8
10/20/2006 07:00 PM

Pram is mexican/Black?



You must have insulted him a lot to get him to pull something like that!

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/20/2006 09:12 PM

I just cracked the case, Dude.





It was your uncle, Mark Furman that held you up.



Now go get your half of the $80.00 and shake it off.



You pull off a few more of these and they might even make you an honorary LAPD.

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/20/2006 09:42 PM

That guy looks like he's rapping as he robs you.

Trae with a mask on 156,790 17
10/20/2006 10:16 PM

I'm glad you're ok, sugars!



Oh, and I told Woodsy about it and he's convinced "it was a Ogden Nash."

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 10:21 PM

Does he know we call him Woodsy?

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,533 9
10/20/2006 10:31 PM

I call fat daughter.



No way in Frost a Mexican would GET robbed at a gas station. Blue Lep should have been on the opposite side of that gun.

Trae with a mask on 156,790 17
10/20/2006 10:32 PM

Yeah he knows we call him that... Dit..get on gmail or YIM if you can.. I have to tell you something.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2006 10:33 PM

Oh great... NOW I'm scared...

Millie 116,988 28
10/20/2006 11:37 PM

I'm glad he didn't shoot you. You looked calm. I would have been sobbing and he would have shot me.

Fratberry, Internet Jizz Mopper 283,018 53
10/20/2006 11:42 PM

Does he know we call him Woodsy?



He'd better be glad I didn't suggest Frostles O'Spankitoff.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/21/2006 08:25 AM

It's 2am, the robber must have been getting ready to be lonely.

Nachos - Cynic 57,521 23
10/21/2006 11:33 AM

Mexican on Mexican violence must end!

The creature from the black sambuca! 86,705 14
10/21/2006 11:39 AM

Serves you right for living in America!

High Priestess IS A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER! 58,948 29
10/21/2006 11:55 AM

So at excatly at :41 seconds he started to rape you?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/21/2006 11:56 AM

Lep, you are also lucky that he didn't notice the handgun that you had there too.



Is it your personial one, or the store gun? I guess that would be a worse situation if it belonged to the store and didn't function, was a blank gun, or it was left unloaded.

m squared in an eye patch 2,881 7
10/21/2006 04:35 PM

Dear Lep,



I am very proud of you for keeping your cool during that. I cannot imagine how you must have felt.

</serious>



Now fess up to what you did after. You Shakespeare yourself, didn't you? And cried like a baby. I bet you did.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/21/2006 07:28 PM

Is it your personial one, or the store gun?



Personal, I would NEVER trust a store gun.

Bankey-boo of Crackenstein 171,275 14
10/21/2006 08:04 PM

Wow! Glad youre okay Lep!



So, how big is your gun?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/21/2006 09:31 PM

I'm also impressed by how calm you seemed in the video, Lep. Congratulations on living through it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/21/2006 09:34 PM

Oh, and I told Woodsy about it and he's convinced "it was a Ogden Nash."



If you pause the tape (or watch carefully) between seconds 5 and 6, you will see that the guy's neck is exposed and he isn't black.



I agree he's probably Mexican, but I think he's Blue Lep's cousin Manny.

Dave's not visible in the mirror 52,827 16
10/21/2006 09:54 PM

Hey dude, did you find my ski mask? Cuz I totallly spaced and left it in the parking lot. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out I lost it.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/22/2006 12:14 AM

So to recap, some guy robs you, almost kills you and I'm guessing your first order of business is to obtain the video and post it on zug? Glad you got your priorities straight.



He's hoping that after being confronted by the video evidence Pubah will step forward and return the money.

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
10/22/2006 12:15 AM

Since when could Pubah afford a gun?

Samhain Sensation from the Wiccan Wepublic 26,981 11
10/22/2006 12:16 AM

This thread is about sex, isn't it?

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/22/2006 12:20 AM

I've seen a million of those on tv, but seeing someone you KNOW? Damn.

I don't know you, so I don't really care. But I too was very impressed with the video quality.



My favorite part was when you switched to the other camera. For the first couple seconds I thought he was coming BACK in to the store after you failed to stay on the ground long enough. I thought "wuh-ooh! He's in for it now!"

ThirstyMcSurly, punches babies, eats them 4,444 12
10/22/2006 05:15 AM

First to post in the thread!!!

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
10/22/2006 05:23 AM

what's sad is the way the kid holds his hands like a rapper, pointing in that gang banger way. I blame society.







Funny thing is, the robber does it too.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
10/22/2006 03:09 PM

I think it's a miracle it didn't turn out much worse.



How it could have gone...



Robber: Open the register and give me the money!



BlueLep: Vince?



Robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY!



BlueLep: Who put you up to this? (Looks out window) Are they taping us? Guys?



ROBBER: I WILL SHOOT YOUR Frost-ing ASS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE Frost-ing MONEY!!



BlueLep: Ha ha, good one. So are you going to strip now or wh *BLAM*

Charliss 61 6
10/22/2006 06:50 PM

This thread is about sex, isn't it?



In a way, everything is about sex.

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 22,222 17
10/22/2006 06:57 PM

I have been working at a gas station almost everyday for a while now from 12am to 6am. I wanted to do this because I wanted to see how hard it would be to get fired for doing pretty much nothing. I wouldn't wear my uniform, I wouldn't clean anything, I wouldn't stock anything, and you get the point.



Yeah, thats why you work the graveyard shift at a gas station, yeah, keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/22/2006 08:05 PM

More like I was waiting for him to say, "With all due respect, GIVE ME THE Frost-ing MONEY."

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 22,222 17
10/22/2006 08:52 PM

Maybe McDonalds is hiring.





Wal-Mart my need a greeter.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 237,919 21
10/22/2006 08:53 PM

Blue,



I didn't mention in my previous post just how Frost-ing balls-out awesome it is that you got this on tape and that you posted it.



Next time, moon the camera after the Froster leaves.

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 22,222 17
10/22/2006 08:55 PM

Better yet RST Video needs a new Randall.

The Swamp Witch coming at you with a dirty doornob 65,026 15
10/23/2006 11:15 AM

So how much was your cut?

Sharri 14,124 11
10/23/2006 11:21 AM

BL (minus the T) That video was chilling. Crazy man. So glad you are okay. Are you Indian? I couldn't quite tell cause you weren't wearing turban.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/23/2006 11:33 AM

Hispanic male, aprox. 6' 145lbs. About 20-30 years old (by the brief look of the hands) dark blue pants and jacket, black hooded mask, White athletic shoes.







OK...how'd I do?





What? This isn't the "Guess the robber game?"



Frost













Good job not getting your ass blown off Lep.

The Swamp Witch coming at you with a dirty doornob 65,026 15
10/23/2006 11:58 AM

Yes I too am happy you survived.

Soylent Bankey 70,843 10
10/23/2006 11:59 AM

Holy crap I can't believe I missed this until now. I bet it took a lot longer to clean out the drawers you were wearing than it took to clean out the drawer with the cash.



Lep I'm glad you're okay!

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
10/23/2006 12:16 PM

Glad you're okay Blue Lep. I'm impressed how calm you remained the whole time.



So calm actually, that I'm still hoping that you'll come back to this thread with a post like "APRIL FOOL'S I DON'T HAVE A FAT DAUGHTER THAT WAS MY BUDDY PRETENDING TO ROB ME LOLRLFMAOROALFMAO!!!!!1111"



It would be awesome if you had pulled something like that. Plus it would pretty much guarantee you a male stripper shaking his junk in your face at every Frost-ing GAB event you might attend in the future.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/24/2006 04:16 AM

NO MORE MALE STRIPPERS! ONLY FEMALE!



Oh and here is the article from the newspaper on the robbery.

UnderHag 101,398 77
10/24/2006 06:11 AM

Clickies to anyone who calls the help line and tells them that Blue Lep was in on it!

UnderHag 101,398 77
10/24/2006 07:40 AM

Frost it. I could use the $1000. I'll call and turn him in myself.

Pram, no longer a hate rake 80,728 42
10/24/2006 09:37 AM

Pram is mexican/Black?



You must have insulted him a lot to get him to pull something like that!



I would have gotten away with it shot him, if it weren't for those that meddling kids! ambulance!

Pram, no longer a hate rake 80,728 42
10/24/2006 09:43 AM

On a related note, I think it would be pretty funny if SomethingAwful's forum goons prank-called the helpline.