Ditdah 123,110 14
10/22/2006 06:58 PM

So, if he didn't eat her, why did he cut her up, season her, and cook her?

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/22/2006 06:58 PM

That has to be one of the strangest things I've ever written.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/22/2006 06:59 PM

Love is forever



Or at least an appetizer.

Thug Knight 241 7
10/22/2006 06:59 PM

Maybe he was starting a catering company.

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/22/2006 07:01 PM

I bet it looked something like this.

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/22/2006 07:01 PM

Shakespeare! http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2006/june/ogrish-dot-com-girl_found_dead_and_mutilated_05.jpg

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/22/2006 07:01 PM

Frost it.

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/22/2006 07:03 PM

This is it.

JingleBellsJane 173,958 15
10/22/2006 07:07 PM

So, if he didn't eat her, why did he cut her up, season her, and cook her?



No, no. She was only partially seasoned. Clearly, he didn't have enough time to finish his recipe. Either that or something interupted him when he was watching Emeril.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/22/2006 07:17 PM

I think he started and realized he only liked dark meat.

Dave's not visible in the mirror 52,827 16
10/22/2006 07:58 PM

I was in the quarter the other day. The tourist fleecing hucksters guide companies are already adding this to the Haunted New Orleans tour packages.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
10/22/2006 08:06 PM

a hotel surveillance camera captured Bowen walking to the edge of the terrace, looking over, then turning away, again and again. After one last drink, he threw himself over.



Like a scene from a movie...

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/22/2006 08:53 PM

Addie Hall was artsier, writing poetry and talking religion until dawn.





"I ain't saying that he was right...But I understand."



--Chris Rock

Dave's not visible in the mirror 52,827 16
10/22/2006 08:54 PM

Although many of the people here are very funny, Chit was just the first one to make me spray coffee on my monitor.

Scarecrow stuffed with straw and dead hooker hair 98,000 37
10/22/2006 08:57 PM

Chit's like a "silent, but deadly."



I have no idea what that means.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/22/2006 08:58 PM

Chit's like a "silent, but deadly."



I blame the frijoles.