Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,422 5
10/24/2006 07:51 PM

No, Karma BLOWS...but for $20 bucks it'll suck.





And you didn't notice that little Shakespeare and his Mum following you around with the squirt bottle of cleaner?

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/24/2006 08:02 PM

Karma isn't real because I'm not cancerriffic, but it's funny that the fat bitch fell.

Scoobynoob 2,160 4
10/24/2006 08:14 PM

And you didn't notice that little poo-poo and his Mum...



This is what we lack in the U.S. Words like "Mum." And "bloody" and "bloody Mum" didn't give me any dinner last night.

UnderWhere? 72,880 16
10/24/2006 08:16 PM

Next thing I know, I'm flat on my face, in pain and with a soggy t-shirt. Seems the cleaners had been round and had forgotten to put up a wet floor sign.



It's funny because you could sue if you were injured. The money would have helped with your grocery bill, fatty. Quick, go back and break your face. It's not like you're even attractive.

Aimless Claus 54,598 8
10/24/2006 08:19 PM

Undermeanie!! Undermeanie!

Nachos - Motivational Speaker 51,808 10
10/24/2006 08:21 PM

That was so unexpected I actually mouse-overed Underwhere's name expecting it to be BIG or Olly imping.

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/24/2006 08:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, I want to trim my yule log with Holly.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 231,368 13
10/24/2006 08:23 PM

Catfight! Catfight!

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,422 5
10/24/2006 08:23 PM

"bloody Mum" didn't give me any dinner last night.





Well of COURSE she didn't...with you crying 'BITCH,Make me a sammich', and her being visted by "Aunt Flo" what'd you expect?

Scoobynoob 2,160 4
10/24/2006 08:27 PM

I grew up in New Yawk. Awl I was lookin faw was a cup of cawfee.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,422 5
10/24/2006 08:30 PM

Undermeanie!! Undermeanie!

That was so unexpected I actually mouse-overed Underwhere's name expecting it to be BIG or Olly imping.



Could mean several things:

1) She's not getting any from teh Haggis (in any hole)

B) He's finally stopped shootin' blanks and the hormones are kicking in full stop

3.1345) She's gone round the bend and is drinking straight Vodka with a Vicadin chaser.

UnderWhere? 72,880 16
10/24/2006 08:57 PM

Ok, ok. I'm sorry that I was suddenly a bitch. But can we get back on topic here? A fat girl has fallen and she can't get up to reach her chocolate.

Ditdah 115,023 10
10/24/2006 09:03 PM

Holy Shakespeare - Undies has finally been turned to the dark side!

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/24/2006 09:06 PM

It's okay for Undies to make fun of Jade, both have English teeth.

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/24/2006 09:07 PM

I can reach my chocolate just fine, thank you very much.



ONION POO SLIVER!

Mr Stabby 507 4
10/24/2006 11:03 PM

<action>wanders into thread, falls over, runs out crying</action>

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 16,500 9
10/24/2006 11:23 PM

Next thing I know, I'm flat on my face, in pain and with a soggy t-shirt. Seems the cleaners had been round and had forgotten to put up a wet floor sign.



But that's not the worst part. Guess who was standing behind me?



That's right. The little kid and his mother. It was their turn to laugh at me







"Instant Karmas's gonna get you

Gonna knock you right on the head

You better get yourself together

Pretty soon, you're gonna be dead

What in the world you thinking of

Laughing in the face of love

What on heart you tryin' to do

It's up to you, yeah you."

28 Jades Later 14,238 6
10/24/2006 11:25 PM

It's seven hours later and my ribs are still sore. Stupid universe trying to balance itself out.

28 Jades Later 14,238 6
10/24/2006 11:27 PM

Mmmmm... ribs.

Chris Garrett 86,588 7
10/25/2006 12:33 AM

Usually, it'll bite you in the ass when you least expect it.





Could you imagine how big THAT mouth would have to be?

UnderHag 72,880 16
10/25/2006 08:40 PM

<action>pours DBQ sauce over her naked body and crosses her fingers</action>HAHAHAHAHA, I want to trim my yule log with Holly.



I can't believe I missed this yesterday! I hope "yule log" means 10 inch penis!

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:43 PM

I hope by 10 inch penis you mean, "I'll be drunk and won't remember it anyway."

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:44 PM

It's seven hours later and my ribs are still sore. Stupid universe trying to balance itself out.





Jade's so fat when she falls the universe falls off its axis?

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 08:45 PM

If someone around here had a 10 inch penis I think I would know.





Call me!

UnderHag 72,880 16
10/25/2006 08:48 PM

Call me!



Me, or BIG? Because I do have one in a drawer.

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 08:49 PM

You of course, if BIG cant see his penis what makes you think I can?

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:49 PM

You don't have to look past my gut.

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 08:51 PM

Are you trying to woo me? I think you are.



BIG wants to hump me!

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:52 PM

So much fat in one room?



It would be like Jade.

UnderHag 72,880 16
10/25/2006 08:54 PM

Back off bitch! I'm desperate to get knocked up. You can have him after I'm done.

Al Jolson in Blackface 16,087 7
10/25/2006 08:55 PM

If you're looking for something bigger than a 10 in. penis why don't you just go with a fist and forearm?

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:56 PM

Because Declan's gay.

UnderHag 72,880 16
10/25/2006 08:56 PM

Because BIG tastes like Smithwicks and depair. You can't get that combination just anyplace.

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 08:58 PM

No, I don't...















its Smithwick's and regret.

UnderHag 72,880 16
10/25/2006 09:00 PM

Well, sex with me won't change that.

Big Irish Guy 176,186 10
10/25/2006 09:00 PM

But at least you might get knocked up.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,422 5
10/25/2006 09:05 PM

Up, out..it's all the same in his dictionary.

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 09:12 PM

Panties, you do know that you cant get preggo having anal sex, right?

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 231,368 13
10/25/2006 09:14 PM

<action>Walks into thread. Slips on goo on floor. Gets concussion. Curses god that concussion can't make him forget thread. Kicks cat.</action>

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 09:14 PM

At least thats what someone finally told me after many years of trying.

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,515 7
10/25/2006 09:40 PM

Sorry Cookie. I figured it was worth a try though.

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,515 7
10/25/2006 09:41 PM

But my ass is still sore you bitch.

Fortune Cookie 168,281 11
10/25/2006 09:42 PM

Huh?

Pubah...lovin Life Right now 47,451 11
10/25/2006 11:06 PM

Karma is hilarious...



but for 10pounds, I'll suck ya Jade.



Bet it was the fist wet t-shirt contest the little nipper had ever been to.

Pubah...lovin Life Right now 47,451 11
10/25/2006 11:06 PM

...and the first one You'd ever won (even with a rack as nice as yours).

Undies, in process 72,880 16
10/25/2007 03:50 AM

A whole year has gone by since I turned evil. Awesome.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 238,139 14
10/25/2007 04:02 AM

Oh, you went bad long before that.

Tweak 18,660 6
10/25/2007 05:41 AM

I'm so glad this thread was bumped, because I missed it the first time and I hate missing out on Jade's awesome and witty stories. I didn't like Jade. She lacked originality and was barely funny but somehow she was accepted by almost everyone other than BIG.

Scarecrows puke straw 59,695 11
10/25/2007 05:45 AM

She sent me lots of tasty candy from England.

Gee, I hope those weren't the bits and pieces referenced in her story.

Tweak 18,660 6
10/25/2007 05:50 AM

I think I might be slightly bitter because she kept promising to send me stuff but never did. Anyone wanna send me candy and Dr Pepper?

Undies, in process 72,880 16
10/25/2007 06:58 AM

What?! I LOVE Jade. I made peanut butter pictures for her on my tits.

The Sage on an Express Elevator to HELL! 36,343 5
10/26/2007 06:35 AM

Shut it, Tweak! Jade is teh awesome! She was my first intercontinental stalking victim GABber pal.

Well, after Losty, that is.

Bloody Undies 72,880 16
10/15/2008 09:21 PM

Another year since I've bumped this.

I was so unexpectedly awful in this thread - I still can't believe it when I re-read it.

The worst part is that I'm fat now myself. Karma for sure.

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,449 10
10/15/2008 09:23 PM

Just more to love I say.

Frankenpram 53,565 12
10/15/2008 09:32 PM

<action>is shocked</action>

The worst part is that I'm fat now myself

You mean, you're not fat and someone else?

Jerkenstein 6,248 5
10/15/2008 10:45 PM

Do you read your posts before you hit the submit button?

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,449 10
10/15/2008 11:23 PM

oN oviously.

Jerkenstein 6,248 5
10/15/2008 11:29 PM

I was talking to Pram you stupid chug.

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,449 10
10/15/2008 11:34 PM

didnt i juart say i don;t read the post before I send them? Ha whois stupid now!

Count Ravos 34,425 10
10/15/2008 11:58 PM

Still you SR. Still you.

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,449 10
10/16/2008 12:19 AM

Damn right, don't ever think you an unseat me from my throne of stupidity!

Mrs. Chance Robinson. 168,281 11
10/16/2008 12:51 AM

I still can reach my chocolate just fine, thankyouverymuch!

I loved when Aimless said Undermeanie!! Undermeanie! Gosh I miss her.

Hey Undies, um if you fell and sued you could get some grocery money too.

Just sayin.





I LOVE YOU!

Mrs. Chance Robinson. 168,281 11
10/16/2008 01:00 AM

Fatty.

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,238 6
10/16/2008 04:26 PM

I love this thread.

Count Ravos 34,425 10
10/16/2008 05:22 PM

karma karma karma karma chameleon?

Pram The Giant Killer 53,565 12
03/12/2009 05:45 PM

You mean, you're not fat and someone else?

I never got an answer to my question.

Undermeanie! 72,880 16
03/12/2009 05:48 PM

42.

Le Ravos 34,425 10
03/12/2009 06:22 PM

They come and go. They come and go-o-o-o.