Spooky Sarah 30,601 8
10/25/2006 05:38 PM

My daughter thinks black kids are purple.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/25/2006 05:40 PM

You're daughter caught white trash from you.

Spooky Sarah 30,601 8
10/25/2006 05:45 PM

You can't catch inheritance.

Aimless Claus 54,807 10
10/25/2006 05:48 PM

Retards are funny.

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 22,222 17
10/25/2006 06:43 PM

to which my sweet baby boy replied "For us to laugh at".





A future GABber for sure!

Captain Skippy, surly pirate. 41,253 13
10/25/2006 06:46 PM

From the thread name, I thought you were going to say you spilled red wine on them or something.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/25/2006 11:06 PM

I ruined my children, I drop them when I get the chance



fap fap fap





who's to say when life starts anyhow.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/26/2006 08:34 AM

my second graders teacher



Boy did I misread that the first time. I thought it said "My second grade teacher"...began to wonder about Midgets.





Meh. Mojo to ya Midgets...I'm sure it'll be fine. (May need the same in a few if my kids keep acting the way they are).

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
10/26/2006 09:14 AM

From the thread name, I thought you were going to say you spilled red wine on them or something.



You can cook food with red wine.



Just a suggestion.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
10/26/2006 09:19 AM

It pisses me off that people insist on treating snowflakes like regular children. Good for your kid, tell that teacher that you don't approve of you child being subjected to speds when they're supposed to be learning.

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/26/2006 09:38 AM

My daughter thinks black kids are purple.







Their gums are.

Traesas Chainsaw Massacre 156,790 17
10/26/2006 09:44 AM

My daughter met Trixxie.



I win.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/26/2006 10:07 AM

My daughter met Trixxie.



I win.





And how, excatly, is that a win?













sorrysorrysorrysorry

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
10/26/2006 10:11 AM

Hey pumpkin are you short?

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/26/2006 10:12 AM

Sorry, not a winner.



Now, if it had been "My daughter turned Trixxie straight, now he's my son-in-law" THAT would have won.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/26/2006 10:22 AM

<action> will probablly regret</action>

No..not really.

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/28/2006 12:03 AM

Update.



I met with the teacher today. Not something I was looking forward to because I hate the fat cow, she's one of those people that thinks she's better than all because she's a teacher. She will sit there and smile at you while basicaly trying to insult you with big words because she assumes everyone else is ignorant.

I asked her what else my son had said and his explanation for saying it. There was nothing else, she didn't even ask him why he said it.



The wheels in my head started turning quickly. I asked her if besides reading if they play games or joke around. Why yes they do. I then asked if she thought he maybe meant what he said in an innocent way, he is after all only 8, and the only malace from it all is what she imagined and therefore her own prejedice.

This crap went on for a while.



In the end I not only got her to apologize to me and my son, but she will be writing a letter of apology to the tards for "HER" mistake.



I shoulda been a lawyer!

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/28/2006 12:12 AM

we look alike

TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/28/2006 12:20 AM

She will sit there and smile at you while basicaly trying to insult you with big words because she assumes everyone else is ignorant....



I then asked if she thought he maybe meant what he said in an innocent way, he is after all only 8, and the only malace from it all is what she imagined and therefore her own prejedice.



Uuuh, yeah.

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/28/2006 12:28 AM

<action>pats TTJ on the head</action>



'Sokay sweety, we'll read you a story.

TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/28/2006 12:46 AM

I'm just saying that if you are going to imply that you're NOT ignorant that you should try to check your spelling. But please don't read any malice in my post, or think that I'm prejudiced againt ignorant people.

Ichabod Joe: The REAL Sleepy Hollow Hero 6,067 8
10/28/2006 12:52 AM

This is ruining our children.





Soooo, thoughts on it, anyone?

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
10/28/2006 12:55 AM

Sure. They're all in here.

Ichabod Joe: The REAL Sleepy Hollow Hero 6,067 8
10/28/2006 12:57 AM

Frost, Shakespeare, ass, piss!



I'm now glad I never make threads.

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
10/28/2006 01:07 AM

<action>shoves flaming pumpkin up Joe's ass</action>

Artemis Goldfish 333 7
10/28/2006 01:11 AM

Now, when you say "Retard", do you mean actual retards, or MySpace users? There's a fine line there.



I give your son a 5.

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/29/2006 02:07 AM

we look alike

Bieze 1,382 7
10/29/2006 06:36 AM

When I was still little (like, what, five years ago?) I got bullied by some fat kids. Their tits were bigger than Roofie's. Anyway, my dad goes to my teacher to talk about the "situation", and he suggests my dad talk it over with the fat kids' parents (also known as the fat parents).

To cut a short story shorter, my dad ended up bitch slapping the fat dad's tits and headbutting him in the nose.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/29/2006 07:32 AM

My dad could beat up your dad.

Snorky 45,655 12
10/29/2006 07:38 AM

Especially since your dad probably isn't a tit-slapping fag-fu fighter.

m squared in an eye patch 2,881 7
10/29/2006 10:04 AM

When I was 4, my 17-year old sister was getting ready for a date. My father (a major Emerson) had briefly met the guy before, and didn't like him, since he was dating his daughter. Daddy spent the afternoon cussing the "Coleridgesucker." I, being so small, thought that was some sort of occupation involving actual chickens.



The guy came to pick my sister up, and sat down for a few minutes. Daddy pretended to be nice: asking about his family, and what he did for a living. The guy named his place of work, and I got confused. "But Daddy said you were a Coleridgesucker!"

Scarecrow stuffed with straw and dead hooker hair 98,000 37
10/29/2006 10:45 AM

Now that's the line I want to see in Dennis the Menace.

SAVIORA, B.A.P. Extraordinaire 4,599 8
10/29/2006 01:29 PM

Their gums are.





Not the gums, fool, the vagina.











And for 50 cents, I'll prove it.

Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642 8
10/30/2006 10:00 AM

HammerHeadless Horseman shoves flaming pumpkin up Joe's ass



Anyone else think it's getting hot in here? And kinda dark? And it smells really....WHAT THE Frost!

Bieze 1,382 7
10/31/2006 07:00 PM

"And for 50 cents, I'll prove it."



There you are, Saviora.

Drewcifer The Braindead 46,324 58
06/19/2011 11:53 PM

Bumped.

Happy Father's Day, or something like that.