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On my way to get my lunch, just a few minutes ago, I saw a car parked on the side of the street. The driver was inside the car, talking to the cop who had just pulled him over, and who was giving a ticket.
I didn't hear much of the conversation as I walked by, but I could tell it wasn't going too well. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure that it got off on the wrong foot as soon as the cop read the big bumper sticker that the guy had on the back of his car:
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING, CALL 1-800-EAT-Shakespeare"
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Hilarious
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4.0
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Funny
9 votes
3.6
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Pumpkin Noggin-Boo,boo,boo...did I scare you? 56,642  7
10/26/2006 12:46 PM
Possible ideas to the convo:
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You ran outta donughts and wanted to see if I had any?
Cop: Excuse me?
Driver: Sorry, officer, it's because you wanted to sell me a ticket to the policemen's ball....OH, right, police don't HAVE balls do they?
Cop: .....
Driver: What's wrong? Your old lady screwing your hores again?
Cop starts writing out the ticket.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.3
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The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 174,473 52
10/26/2006 01:04 PM
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Um, you didn't like my driving?
Cop: Uh huh.
Driver: Did you try to call the number on the back of my car?
Cop: No I did not. Here is your ticket.
Driver: What if I want to dispute it?
Cop: The police department has a website where you can post a formal complaint. The address is www.lemonparty.org. Have a nice day.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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HC: Coffin Up the Freaky 16,936 8
10/26/2006 01:22 PM
<action>polishes her bronzed copy of the Tripartite Pact.</action>And the universe rights itself with the chartered fractal of consequence, all for the bargain price of a $1.99 bumper sticker.
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