Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2006 05:17 PM

So, you waited two days and THEN decided it'd be a good thing to tell us?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2006 05:17 PM

All the weight is making me slow.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/26/2006 05:18 PM

Fatty want a cheeseburger?

28 Jades Later 14,453 11
10/26/2006 05:22 PM

<action>'s ears prick up</action>

28 Jades Later 14,453 11
10/26/2006 05:22 PM

<action>'s ears prick up</action>

Did someone say cheeseburger?

28 Jades Later 14,453 11
10/26/2006 05:22 PM

Ah, crap.

Yorkie Thompson: The Living Tagline 60,724 12
10/26/2006 05:23 PM

The most interesting thing has been happening to me. Even though I just eat fattening restaurant food at least five days a week, and the other two involve Jack in the Box, because hell if I want to cook on my days off (unless it's getting me laid), I'm losing weight at the rate of roughly 2 pounds a week.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2006 05:23 PM

Also, just to make you feel even better, it's "perk" up.

Aimless Claus 54,807 10
10/26/2006 05:24 PM

I hit 200lbs the day I went into labor, for a total weight gain of 63 lbs. All but 20lbs was water and baby and gone by 3 days after I gave birth. It's creepy to pee your weight away.

Yorkie Thompson: The Living Tagline 60,724 12
10/26/2006 05:25 PM

Also, just to rub things in a little more, I still have my youth and no real responsibility.

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/26/2006 05:27 PM

The doctor told me most of it was my Coleridge, though, so its not all bad.





Either that's one huge rooster or you're one lieing fatass.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2006 05:32 PM

I think I hide it pretty well, though.

Dave's not visible in the mirror 52,827 16
10/26/2006 05:35 PM

I'm about 165 and I still wear the same 32 waist pants I did 14 years ago in high school.



Ha Ha lard-asses

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2006 05:38 PM

You have AIDS.

Yes, you have AIDS.

I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.

You got the AIDS.

You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.

Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.

It isn't clear, but what we're certain of is that you have AIDS.

Yes, you have AIDS.

Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.

Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

I'm sorry, I wiShakespeare was something less serious, but it's AIDS.

You've got the AIDS.

Captain Skippy, surly pirate. 41,253 13
10/26/2006 05:38 PM

I think I hide it pretty well, though.



That you're jerking off in that picture?

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/26/2006 05:39 PM

Sweeet!!

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/26/2006 05:40 PM

Uh, that was not in reference to Skippys post. I just want to make that perfectly clear.





Thank you, have a nice day.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2006 05:45 PM

I think I hide it pretty well, though.



That you're jerking off in that picture?



No, that he's gay.

Lupience wears silly socks 26,981 11
10/26/2006 05:45 PM

I think you look hot. Hot like a fox.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2006 05:47 PM

Psssst! He's not the one dressed like a cop!

Pram Orgasm 80,728 42
10/26/2006 06:12 PM

The doctor told me most of it was my Coleridge, though, so its not all bad.



No, no. You got that conversation confused with the one where he was telling you where you keep your cancer.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/26/2006 06:27 PM

So your new name is fatberry?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/26/2006 06:45 PM

Frat,



Have you recently started working at a job that requires actual physical labor?



Because you could be toning up, and since muscle weighs more than fat.... nah. You're probably just fat.

Dapinklady - Bring back the Hippies! 461 7
10/26/2006 06:51 PM

I weigh about 9 st (about 140lbs) and im a size 12 trousers and 10 top and my mum only weighs 2 stone more than me and is like size 16-18 top and 14 trousers.

I envy her breasts!

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/26/2006 06:54 PM

I weigh about 9 st (about 140lbs) and im a size 12 trousers and 10 top and my mum only weighs 2 stone more than me



So how much do you weigh if you're stoned?

dinesh 24,862 16
10/26/2006 09:02 PM

i have no idea what dapink just said, but i am aroused.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2006 09:13 PM

You'd be aroused if you heard a smelly white-trash fat chick farting in church.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2006 09:50 PM

"Didja hear that? She totally wants me."

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/26/2006 10:27 PM

Frat - you're what? About 6'8"? The your weight is fine.



I, on the other hand, need to grow about two or three inches in order for my weight to be ideal. Also in order for my Coleridge size to be ideal.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/26/2006 10:47 PM

So you're about 5' 2", Whistler?

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/27/2006 12:43 AM

I'm clocking in at 230. I picked up 15 lbs over the summer when I had to quit riding because of school. An now I've been left alone with all the leftovers from today's office Halloween party!



Can anyone find a good set of height/weight tables online, where good means not the MetLife tables form the 50's? These things are bullShakespeare.



The least I've ever weighed at 6'0" was like 180-185 in high school.



So, I'm fat now, but I'm certainly not american fat, and I'm nowhere near gab fat.



Gab on Zug - the online skinny mirror.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/27/2006 12:46 AM

Now I don't feel so bad about my weight. Thanks, Frogpop.

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/27/2006 12:52 AM

i weigh 17 pounds



eat only leaves and you too will be a slim 17 pounds

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/27/2006 12:53 AM

Sounds like 17 too many, monkey.

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/27/2006 01:00 AM

too many leaves



i will try to eat less

Lupience wears silly socks 26,981 11
10/27/2006 01:16 AM

This is an ideal thread.



Men talking to other men about their height, weight and Coleridge size.



It's all good.

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/27/2006 01:27 AM

i am a monkey

Hello Mofo 10,950 10
10/27/2006 01:48 AM

I just hit 155 pounds. Kinda sad considering I usually weigh 175. But my migraine medication makes me so sick I can't eat. Plus it makes alcohol hit me like an atom bomb, and like I'm going to stop drinking just becuase the doctor told me to. I'll kill a drifter when I need a new liver.



But I'm doing the right thing and drinking two protein shakes a day so my hair doesn't fall out and I take a multi-vitamin so I don't get jaundice. Hooray for malnutrition! Maybe a celebrity will adopt me.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/27/2006 02:41 AM

You're in the wrong thread. I think you wanted "Scurvy McSkinandbones".

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/27/2006 10:32 AM

Frat - you're what? About 6'8"?



Yes I am at least that tall.

Scarecrow stuffed with straw and dead hooker hair 98,000 37
10/27/2006 10:37 AM

I was wondering myself how tall you are, Frat. You do not look like you're carrying around 250 pounds.

Dave's not visible in the mirror 52,827 16
10/27/2006 10:38 AM

On the upside, if you drop dead of a heart attack your cats will have enough food to last for weeks until someone notices you're gone.

Spooky Costumed Bikini 62,262 18
10/27/2006 10:41 AM

I weigh about 9 st (about 140lbs) and im a size 12 trousers and 10 top and my mum only weighs 2 stone more than me and is like size 16-18 top and 14 trousers.

I envy her breasts!



Your mom is fat.



I'm a size ten top, and people envy MY breasts.





And yes, that is UK sizes, so don't try to use that lame excuse.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/27/2006 10:44 AM

I'm 6'1".

roomful of monkeys 200 9
10/27/2006 11:53 AM

i am 2'1" in high heels

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/27/2006 12:02 PM

Hey Froggie: the Met Life charts were last updated in 1983, when there were only 19 fries in a large order at McDonalds (they didn't have SuperSize yet).



Try this chart. It gives you the maximum allowable weight for height in the U.S. Army. I like this chart because according to its standards, I can eat whatever I want this weekend.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/27/2006 12:03 PM

Link would help.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/27/2006 01:27 PM

Sweet! I only have to lose 43 pounds!

Lupience wears silly socks 26,981 11
10/27/2006 01:42 PM

You really don't have to lose any weight, Frat. Your brooding mystique hides it.

Rawr.

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
10/27/2006 01:52 PM

Dear Fatberry,



Is it difficult to carry around that 54 pound penis of yours?



Sincerely,

csme

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
10/27/2006 01:53 PM

Oh Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare!



I meant FRATBERRY!





I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

Shemp-Were all humanary stew 22,222 17
10/27/2006 01:56 PM

I'm so fat that I look like what Eric Cartman will look like when he grows up.





Now where are my Cheesy-Poofs?

Leppy 12,056 12
10/27/2006 02:00 PM

I wish I could put weight back on. My all time high weight was around 160-162 in high school. Now I have a hard time breaking 150. Damned running.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/27/2006 02:04 PM

The doctor told me most of it was my Coleridge, though, so its not all bad.



Oh so my doctor makes me take off my coat to get weighed

but he didn't ask you to remove the penis from your ass...



that's fair...

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/27/2006 05:31 PM

Good link, thanks Whislter.

200 lbs sounds a lot more resonable for a physcially phit phrogpop.

Lupience wears silly socks 26,981 11
10/27/2006 05:39 PM

Frogpop- *URGENT*

Someone who reads zug (not me) is about to steal your "sinners" t-shirt idea!



Yahoo me!

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/27/2006 10:44 PM

If I had a "large frame" my weight would be within the range of desirable. But I don't have a large frame.



I haven't exercised in a year.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/27/2006 11:51 PM

Thank you Lupience.

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
10/28/2006 12:17 AM

Frog, I done stole it. Sorry.





No I'm not.

TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/28/2006 12:26 AM

I'm 5'4" and I currently weigh 185. Before I started the job I have now, I wasn't working for about 9 months (I was trying to break Donk). I actually got up to about 190. So I weigh less now than I did before I got knocked up. I was officially a fatty.



I'm only telling you this so that I can make other women feel better. I'm nice like that.

Artemis Goldfish 333 7
10/28/2006 01:28 AM

I'm also 6'1" (Thanks to a spinal fusion, my 'Get out of shortness free card'.), and I weigh 225.



Time to lay off the deep-fried chocolate-covered twinkies, Fatty McMantitties.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/28/2006 12:31 PM

Frog, I done stole it. Sorry.



A new item for the ZUGstore? Sweet!!

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/28/2006 12:51 PM

I'm only telling you this so that I can make other women feel better. I'm nice like that.



I'm 5'1" and weigh in about 103. I feel better.

Filly 39,193 20
10/28/2006 12:51 PM

I'm 5'8 and I weigh about 115. I've never weighed more than 120 in my life, and I eat all the time. In fact, I'm about to eat a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch.





I freaking love my metabolism.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/28/2006 10:30 PM

SHUT UP YOU SKINNY PEOPLE!!! JUST. SHUT. UP.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/28/2006 11:59 PM

Keep in mind Millie, she's like 13.



One time in high school (during the atlanta olympics I think?) I had 2 tripple quarter pounder meals for lunch at McDonalds.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/29/2006 12:09 AM

Back in the day I'll bet you and daisypie used to stop by the DinoDiner all the time for those big rib things that tip over the cars.

Dianada 57,835 109
10/29/2006 12:11 AM

Mmm, dino-ribs.

Dead Battery-Put Anthrax in the Pixie Stix 2,533 9
10/29/2006 12:11 AM

Dunno. Millie seems like she would prefer Mammoth Meat.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/29/2006 12:17 AM

Don't be stupid. The mammoth was the vacuum cleaner. Millie is way too classy to eat vacuum cleaner parts.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/29/2006 12:18 AM

I would have preferred the mammoth. Hell, I'd have never left the hut.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 12:23 AM

Mammoth Meat.



How did you know my pet name for Daisypie?

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 12:25 AM

Hey, you young skinny bitches. Give me a call when you hit forty and we'll see about your metabolism.



I was 19 and 108 pounds once. Enjoy it while you can.

Dead Battery-Put Anthrax in the Pixie Stix 2,533 9
10/29/2006 12:30 AM

Yea but back then you got exercise on those weird foot cars of yours.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/29/2006 12:40 AM

Enjoy it while you can.

and take lots of pictures.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/29/2006 08:21 AM

Filly, the motabolism thing is short lived. At your age I could eat two pizzas by myself, was 6 ft tall and weighed 165.



But you just keep slamming that sugar cerial, fatso.

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/29/2006 08:25 AM

I'm clocking in at 230. I picked up 15 lbs over the summer when I had to quit riding because of school





Yikes !



How much did the horse gain ?

Filly 39,193 20
10/29/2006 12:48 PM

I'll have you guys know that I have my mother's metabolism, and at 56 and after 3 kids, she weighs 140, the most she's ever weighed in her life.



I'm not too worried.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
10/29/2006 12:59 PM

I'm down to 180lbs.. I just took a 4lb Shakespeare...

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/29/2006 01:00 PM

Filly, you know I love you, so don't take this the wrong way.



I want to punch you in the head.

Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/29/2006 01:12 PM

<action>makes fists, grabs hold of imaginary ass, and thrusts</action>



6 feet.



170 pounds.

SAVIORA, B.A.P. Extraordinaire 4,599 8
10/29/2006 01:16 PM

One of my work suits is a size 0















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dave's not breathing 52,827 16
10/29/2006 01:17 PM

Yeah, I'm only about 5'6", but that only makes it easier to punch people in the nuts.

SAVIORA, B.A.P. Extraordinaire 4,599 8
10/29/2006 01:22 PM

<action>is barely 5'2"</action>





I'll drink to that.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/29/2006 07:17 PM

I'm 5'8 and I weigh about 115. I've never weighed more than 120 in my life, and I eat all the time. In fact, I'm about to eat a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch.



Wanna fight?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/29/2006 07:56 PM

Dude, she would totally kick your ass.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:01 PM

I could kick both their skinny asses. If not, I'd just sit on them and squish them.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/29/2006 08:14 PM

If it makes you feel better I'll let you sit on me.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:16 PM

O.K.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:17 PM

I only like to be with guys who are fatter than I am.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/29/2006 08:20 PM

In that case, stay away from Bankey.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/29/2006 08:30 PM

One of my work suits is a size 0



So? I have a size 0 skirt.



I'm still a fat ass who has to count calories and work out in order to fit into it. One thing I've learned in my short life is that sizes can be totally meaningless.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/29/2006 08:30 PM

I only like to be with guys who are fatter than I am.



You know, you're likely to start a series of eating binges around here.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/29/2006 08:31 PM

Oh, and weighing in at 240 pounds here, so not exactly skinny.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:42 PM

<action>flutters eyelashes at Thud</action>

Well, hiya, big fella!

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:44 PM

Although I was thinner when I was younger, I also had to work my ass off (literally) to keep that weight.



I am glad there are those who don't have to, but they shouldn't take if for granted.



And, even though I was skinny when I was younger, I still had a kickass rack.



I wish I had taken pictures, damn it.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/29/2006 08:46 PM

We wish you did, too.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/29/2006 08:47 PM

I wouldn't show them to anyone! I would just look at them and cry.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/29/2006 08:53 PM

Hi Millie



I've just seen your bathing suit pictures, and, wow!

I feel bad about having called you a fat, greasy Emerson.



Sorry, a fat, greasy, money-grubbing Emerson.



You don't look fat at all.





So I apologise.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/29/2006 09:16 PM

Thus spake the tool.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/29/2006 09:26 PM

tuzzle my thaint, nud

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/29/2006 09:32 PM

sizes can be totally meaningless.



You're going to be a very, very popular woman.

Dead Battery-Put Anthrax in the Pixie Stix 2,533 9
10/29/2006 10:00 PM

Yeah, I'm only about 5'6", but that only makes it easier to punch people in the nuts.







When his hands are above your head, your teeth are level with his Coleridge.

SAVIORA, B.A.P. Extraordinaire 4,599 8
11/07/2006 06:09 PM

sizes can be totally meaningless.



Can't argue with that. The mere number just confirms that I'm stuck with the body of a 16 year old until I have children or become a shut-in....er, more of a shut in.

Undercooked ham 101,398 77
11/07/2006 06:26 PM

Bah. Since I met Spicey in summer of 2005, he's lost 50 pounds. I've gained about the same amount.



All of it is Coleridge.

Jade Is A Foolish Earthling Today 14,453 11
11/07/2006 06:32 PM

I lost five pounds in the last three weeks. If I keep losing weight at this rate, I'll have lost my target weight of twenty-five pounds by my birthday.

Millie 116,988 28
11/07/2006 06:38 PM

I keep gaining weight.



Because I'm lazy and I'm a pig.

Jesus, Pram... 80,728 42
11/08/2006 06:59 AM

I skinny as hell, because I'm lazy and I'm a pig, but with a high metabolism.