Ju-An: The Grudge 7,400 0
10/30/2006 07:50 PM

<action>points</action>That one.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/30/2006 07:51 PM

The Polish army never could figure out the concept of "drawn and quartered".

Ghostly Pubah, With Fangs and Shakespere 56,805 18
10/30/2006 07:53 PM

"in an unprecidented feat, a horse jumps backward over a mans crotch."

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/30/2006 07:55 PM

Having perfected the technology for the levitating horse, the military tries to figure out what to use it for.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/30/2006 07:56 PM

"NICE ASS!"

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/30/2006 07:58 PM

I see four.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
10/30/2006 08:20 PM

Obviously, the guy in the middle has got to have balls of steel to perform this stunt.



What I'm saying is, I fear for the horse's hooves.

Ghostly Pubah, With Fangs and Shakespere 56,805 18
10/30/2006 08:22 PM

Curses, Maha'd again...

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/30/2006 08:27 PM

Better known as the Polish Steeple Chase.



The chasing part only happens after a particularly sloppy jump.



Also worth mentioning; Some of the world's top soprano singers have come from past champions here.

Suhypa free of charge 5,547 9
10/30/2006 08:33 PM

Seymore practices for his close-up in the upcoming beastiality flick: "Pols, Poles and Holes 2, Death From Above"

Candy-Corn Chit 178,781 15
10/30/2006 08:45 PM

GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Zero248 364 8
10/30/2006 08:53 PM

Is anyone else hoping to see the rest of this on Funniest Home Videos?

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/30/2006 09:12 PM

"How Steve Irwin really died."

The Hodge - Scary PC Version! 594 7
10/30/2006 10:09 PM

"Jackass - The End of an Era"

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/30/2006 10:11 PM

The photo is upside down. That dude is trying to spread-eagle do that horse.



There's laws against that.

Humphrey B Headed 51,764 12
10/30/2006 10:47 PM

"And here in the next frame we see the horse stumble, accidentally inserting hoof, pastern and fetlock into the mans anus. And this shot shows the outcome. I think they call him Goatse now."

MAEVEN 80,728 42
10/30/2006 11:22 PM

<action> notices the uncanny resemblance to Caddy Shack II, but doesn't say anything</action>

That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/30/2006 11:33 PM

<action>is not surprised Pram know Caddyshack II by heart</action>

MAEVEN 80,728 42
10/30/2006 11:35 PM

"It's not the horse".

nicolemonique 31 6
10/31/2006 02:06 AM

and it was in that moment, face pressed into the ground, that Geoff began to practice religion.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
10/31/2006 03:21 AM

<action>realizes that the horse is about to plunge into the guy's ass</action>Extreme Barnyard Fags.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
10/31/2006 04:41 AM

Who knew horses could jump rope?

<i><i></i></i> 923 0
10/31/2006 04:53 AM

The sour kraut elevation technique.

snuggles 79 7
10/31/2006 10:32 AM

Beastiality takes a whole new turn. Coming this summer... with a horse.

BillyBones 620 7
10/31/2006 01:59 PM

Death by Aristocrats.

Pram Skellington 80,728 42
10/31/2006 02:26 PM

Death By The Aristocrats.



Fixed yer post!

Phuc 237,919 21
10/31/2006 02:37 PM

"How were you supposed to know he was Iron Balls McGintey?"

BillyBones 620 7
10/31/2006 03:06 PM

Death By The Aristocrats.



Fixed yer post!



Actually, you didn't. If you didn't catch that it was a reference to two different jokes, that's OK. Obviously it didn't go over your head, because you tripped and fell down.

picketfnc5 9 6
10/31/2006 05:06 PM

Those Asians fetishes keep getting weirder and weirder.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/31/2006 05:07 PM

Hi Billybones, that's pram, you'll soon discover why he rulez this board.His music rocks and he always has far wittier things to say than any of the rest of us. You'd do well not to cross him as he will use his special powers on you if you do.

BillyBones 620 7
10/31/2006 05:18 PM

Thanks for the heads-up, but I hope that he isn't too easily offended!

Mercjack 119 7
10/31/2006 05:37 PM

alrigth i will talk!!!!!!!!!

Potrzebie 1,790 9
10/31/2006 05:42 PM

You think this is bad? Remember the time I got a salmon helmet from Mohammed while wearing a toga?

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/31/2006 07:45 PM

In Soviet Russia, you don't jump the horses.



The horses jump YOU!

KChikita - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
10/31/2006 07:48 PM

"There is no horse."

trevorus 4 6
11/01/2006 02:22 AM

Apparently, Jim figured out the hard way that 2 in the hand is WAY less painful than a horse jumping into your ass.

Pram Skellington 80,728 42
11/01/2006 03:07 AM

Hi Billybones, that's pram, you'll soon discover why he rulez this board.His music rocks and he always has far wittier things to say than any of the rest of us. You'd do well not to cross him as he will use his special powers on you if you do.



That's funny, I've heard the same things said about you...

Polo Chukker- Saver of Alpacas 4,634 12
11/01/2006 03:34 AM

In Soviet Russia, you don't castrate the horses,



the horses castrate YOU!

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/01/2006 04:21 AM

something something show cups something.

ThirstyMcSurly, punches babies, eats them 4,444 12
11/01/2006 05:20 AM

Stay out of my god damn family album!!!

aliaser 144 7
11/01/2006 12:01 PM

Pumpkin smashing in all its glory

Spamman 59 6
11/01/2006 09:23 PM

"LOCAL MAN WOWS CROWD BY LIFTING HORSE WITH FLATULENCE"

Just Not Cricket 103 6
11/02/2006 12:35 AM

Hazing. It's not just for people.

Clintonman 18 6
11/02/2006 04:56 AM

Hey Diddle Diddle

The Cat and the fiddle,

the horse jumped over the nuts

MrsJoseGoldbloom 24 6
11/02/2006 09:46 AM

That horse CAN jump I tell ya, and I'll bet my nuts on it!

Ted Nugent 8 6
11/02/2006 02:41 PM

Illustrative diagram for new Cialis Suppository Edition

Pumpkin Noggin-suffering from sugar overload 56,642 8
11/02/2006 02:45 PM

In Soviet Russian rodeo, horse rides YOU.

Sage of Seattle (Inherently Insouciant) 36,465 8
11/02/2006 02:55 PM

MaddMatt did it better, Pumpkin.

Pumpkin Noggin-suffering from sugar overload 56,642 8
11/02/2006 02:58 PM

Damn it...gotta learn to read first.

Bieze 1,382 7
11/02/2006 04:27 PM

Mysterious, hidden, new page from Kamasutra found in remote mountain region.

Frickindeal 348 8
11/02/2006 05:06 PM

UN officials question the legitimacy of bizarre "combat training" of new Iraqi army recruits by Royal Army officers.

aliaser 144 7
11/03/2006 12:58 PM

Prized horse hits manhole on course.

Rosco X 18 6
11/03/2006 09:16 PM

If he kicks you in the balls again, we'll buy you TWO beers this time.

Bugerbanter 8 7
11/04/2006 01:17 AM

What the Frost, thats not a spanish chick with a 12-pack!

Just Not Cricket 103 6
11/04/2006 06:04 AM

And the guiness world record for first person to fall ass over ass goes to...

Piquantrax - Malcom in the Middle East 8,691 9
11/04/2006 06:10 AM

Poland later found out that the Gymnastics and Equestrian are two seperate events in the Olympics.

blobber 2 6
11/05/2006 12:29 AM

Check out more hunks and horses at:

www.horsesridemen.com

Barbs 127 8
11/05/2006 09:25 AM

(speaking with a jackie chan accent)The upside down man says: Watch... now I crack horse shoe with my 2 ball



By the way..., this is actually a shot from movie Police Academy produced by cholly wood

Highlight me, I glow! 14 6
11/05/2006 10:26 AM

"Seeking attention? Don't want kids? This is for you!"

hoser 9 6
11/05/2006 04:51 PM

"1951, the first space-race attemps by the soviets were to launch someones balls into space, and make them return safely to earth."

hoser 9 6
11/05/2006 04:54 PM

"now THAT'S a donkey show"

Bieze 1,382 7
11/05/2006 05:06 PM

check the ass on that one!

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 395 8
11/05/2006 09:42 PM

The future voice of Mickey Mouse discovers his calling.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
11/06/2006 02:28 PM

In a sad attempt to catch a horse thief, 3 members of the New York Police Department use their talents from their previous career as the off Broadway juggling trio, "The Middle Guy's Nuts."

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/06/2006 02:30 PM

"We may have some creative means of interrogation but the US does not use torture!"

rollie 15 6
11/06/2006 02:36 PM

Watch as the magician tries to make the horse dive into his ass.

Leppy 12,056 12
11/06/2006 03:56 PM

HAHAHA HORSE Frost-ing MAN JOKE!!!

HAHAHA FLYING HORSE JOKE!!!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
11/06/2006 06:00 PM

Highlight from the "2006 Jump the Junk Contest."

bluedragontao 0 6
11/06/2006 07:28 PM

New! Mexican Circumcisions! Horse not included!

rollie 15 6
11/07/2006 04:35 AM

First there's gay cowboys in brokeback mountain, now this?

VictoriaE77 8 7
11/08/2006 04:40 PM

And there's even a 50% chance that the horse will miss!

Huggiesdsc 167 7
11/11/2006 01:28 AM

A slight one-up on the "atomic wedgie" prank.



"No really, it's impossible to support your entire body weight with your nose on a horsetrack, it's scientifically proven"

Mr. Bojangles 10 6
11/11/2006 06:09 PM

they don't call it horse Coleridge for nothing

jimbolicious 51 6
11/12/2006 12:55 AM

Even though Christopher Reeves' time on the saddle has ended, his passions to stay active in the sport remained until his death.

Nylz 0 6
11/12/2006 03:52 PM

Now, to raise the bar!