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A comedy conversation by Your Designer 172 8
10/30/2006 08:47 PM 244 views

Two Arab friends, new to America, part ways after arriving. But they agree to meet a year later to see who's become more Americanized.



One says, "I take my kids to McDonald's and baseball games; and my wife drives a minivan and takes our daughter to her soccer games. What have you done to become more like an American?"



"Frost you towelhead!"

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Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552168
Redneckhaunter 531 6
10/30/2006 08:49 PM

I have to admit, I've never heard it.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552176
Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/30/2006 09:22 PM

Wait a minute, the Arab's wife drives?



Fat daughter.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552180
Scarecrow stuffed with straw and dead hooker hair 98,000 37
10/30/2006 09:33 PM

It may just be me, but I'm thinking the fat daughter thing is played out. What's the GAB terminology? Level 5?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552183
Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/30/2006 09:41 PM

Wait a minute, the Arab's wife drives?



Level 5.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552184
That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/30/2006 09:43 PM

Nope, doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552187
Trae with a mask on 156,790 17
10/30/2006 09:47 PM

I like "rag head" better or "sand Ogden Nash" - those would be a better punchline.



And... yes, fat daughter is totally yesterday's soiled news paper.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552188
That which goes Thud in the night 68,497 19
10/30/2006 09:48 PM

How about "You're a Frost-ing liar"?

 

Amusing 4 votes 1.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552199
TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/30/2006 10:23 PM

Heard this one?





Yes. Yes I have.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1552203
Erika Skellington: the Pumpkin Queen 76,152 9
10/30/2006 10:39 PM

I hadn't heard this, but everyone I know will have heard it by tomorrow.