Heard this one?
A comedy conversation
by Your Designer 172 8 10/30/2006 08:47 PM 244 views
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Two Arab friends, new to America, part ways after arriving. But they agree to meet a year later to see who's become more Americanized.
One says, "I take my kids to McDonald's and baseball games; and my wife drives a minivan and takes our daughter to her soccer games. What have you done to become more like an American?"
"Frost you towelhead!"
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Funny
16 votes
3.7
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Redneckhaunter 531 6
10/30/2006 08:49 PM
I have to admit, I've never heard it.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/30/2006 09:22 PM
Wait a minute, the Arab's wife drives?
Fat daughter.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Scarecrow stuffed with straw and dead hooker hair 98,000 37
10/30/2006 09:33 PM
It may just be me, but I'm thinking the fat daughter thing is played out. What's the GAB terminology? Level 5?
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/30/2006 09:41 PM
Wait a minute, the Arab's wife drives?
Level 5.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.7
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Trae with a mask on 156,790 17
10/30/2006 09:47 PM
I like "rag head" better or "sand Ogden Nash" - those would be a better punchline.
And... yes, fat daughter is totally yesterday's soiled news paper.
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Amusing
4 votes
1.8
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TableTopJane-I got a rock 173,958 15
10/30/2006 10:23 PM
Heard this one?
Yes. Yes I have.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.6
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Erika Skellington: the Pumpkin Queen 76,152 9
10/30/2006 10:39 PM
I hadn't heard this, but everyone I know will have heard it by tomorrow.
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