Ohmigawdohmigawdohmigawd
A comedy conversation
by Ditdah  123,110  14
11/01/2006 03:36 PM 207 views
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I'm having such a girly moment!
It's the first of the month, so we have a rash of new pharmacy students here today. One of them was filling out her paperwork, and I noticed her last name - Roethlisberger. Now, that's not a very common name, so I ask "Any relation to Ben?"
"Yeah, he's my cousin. My mom is his Dad's sister."
What's a sure-fire way to force this girl to get me an autograph? Or a meeting? Or a lock of hair?
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Funny
5 votes
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Phuc 237,919  21
11/01/2006 03:36 PM
<a href="what the Frost?"> </a>
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Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/01/2006 03:37 PM
Threaten to fire her?
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10 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:38 PM
<a href="what the Frost?"> </a>
And you help RUN this place?
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Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/01/2006 03:38 PM
If that doesn't work there's always this...
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Chuckleworthy
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/01/2006 03:40 PM
Or a meeting? Or a lock of hair?
...or a section of surgically reconstructed jaw?
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Chance with mash tators and gravy 171,275 14
11/01/2006 03:43 PM
Doesnt he play fooseball? Annnnnnnnnnnnd this is a girly moment how?
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Dave's not here. 52,827 16
11/01/2006 03:44 PM
He wears frilly panties under his tights.
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4 votes
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TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/01/2006 03:44 PM
Doesnt he play fooseball? Annnnnnnnnnnnd this is a girly moment how?
She really wants to Frost him.
Bad lesbian!
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5 votes
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JiIIy WiIIy 203,475 12
11/01/2006 03:44 PM
Can you get an autograph for me? I need something to wipe my ass with.
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The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
11/01/2006 03:44 PM
What's a sure-fire way to force this girl to get me an autograph? Or a meeting? Or a lock of hair?
"Oh you're Ben Roethlisberger's cousin? Cool! Well, I know John Hargrave!"
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Captain Skippy, sultry pirate. 41,253 13
11/01/2006 03:45 PM
I'm having such a girly moment!
You're fawning over a football player? I think that's considered a manly moment.
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6 votes
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Aimless Claus 54,807 10
11/01/2006 03:45 PM
No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball!
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
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MobyDickless 127 7
11/01/2006 03:45 PM
Chance, go look at your myspace page. You are in desperate need of a girly moment.
Scratch that, not even a girly moment is going to help. Hell, Roethlisberger is prettier than you are.
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:46 PM
Yes, he plays the fooseball. But it's a girly moment because if I was a good dyke I'd go "Hey! That's cool! I like him!"
But instead I'm panting and squirming like a horny teenager at the thought that I'm in the same room as someone who's touched that hunky football player that could make me hang up my lesbo flag forever.
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5 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:47 PM
Dude. Don't pick on Chance.
She'll eat you.
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Hilarious
10 votes
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BillyBones 620 7
11/01/2006 03:48 PM
What's a sure fire way to force this girl
What part of pharmacy didn't you understand?
You're failing that class, aren't you?
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MobyDickless 127 7
11/01/2006 03:49 PM
Hell I wouldn't let those lips eat my mother.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Chance with mash tators and gravy 171,275 14
11/01/2006 03:49 PM
Heh, thanks Dits. Apparently Mobydickless is also brainless.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Captain Skippy, sultry pirate. 41,253 13
11/01/2006 03:50 PM
...I'm panting and squirming like a horny teenager at the thought that I'm in the same room as someone who's touched that hunky football player...
Most male football fans would be doing the same thing in your shoes. I stand by my claim.
Manly Moment.
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5 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:52 PM
So, Skippy, who's hotter? Big Ben or Johnny Depp?
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4 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:53 PM
What's a sure fire way to force this girl
What part of pharmacy didn't you understand?
Well, I know how to drug her up long enough to take advantage of her. We did learn that. I also know the correct dosages of the "killer cocktail" to kill her slowly and painlessly.
But how is that going to get me near Big Ben?
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Hilarious
12 votes
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Dave's not here. 52,827 16
11/01/2006 03:55 PM
Funeral
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5 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/01/2006 03:57 PM
Woah - he's right!
Now remind me never to piss off Dave...
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6 votes
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Chance with mash tators and gravy 171,275 14
11/01/2006 04:09 PM
Hey! Why did that multiple account assmuncher get clickies for calling me ugly!
I HATE YOU ALL!
My mom says I'm a pretty pretty princess.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Captain Skippy, sultry pirate. 41,253 13
11/01/2006 04:16 PM
You better run....I mean roll real fast.
When I first read that I had the mental image of chancing rolling down hill at a very rapid rate.
I suggest you go up hill, it'll be slower but safer.
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4 votes
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Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
11/01/2006 04:19 PM
Dude, even though you're like elevnty feet taller than I am, I'm still gonna high-five you.
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