Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/02/2006 06:17 PM

White and yellow eggs and ham.

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 06:22 PM

Hop on Pop, cuz as soon as the lights are out he hops on me.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/02/2006 06:23 PM

Everybody poops, but only yours has blood in it.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 06:24 PM

Harry Poter and There is no such thing as magic and wizards. now shut your face and go to bed!

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 06:25 PM

I drink because of you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/02/2006 06:25 PM

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 06:28 PM

Charlotte's Nude Web Page.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 06:29 PM

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish





Meh, I was thinking:



One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Jew Fish.

Gomez Declan McManus Addams 131,887 36
11/02/2006 06:30 PM

Clifford's big red poops.

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 06:31 PM

You're the reason Dad didn't finish college and married that evil harpy.

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 06:33 PM

Your Parents Will Always Love You! Unless you're gay, poor, dating a black person, or just look funny.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 06:34 PM

Harry Poter and the Chamber of Secrets: As interpreted by Michale Jackson.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 06:37 PM

James and the Giant Peachfuzzed Camel Toe.

Loopy likes turkey 6,902 12
11/02/2006 06:38 PM

I'll love you forever

I'll like you for always

As long as I'm collecting a welfare check

My baby you'll be

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 06:38 PM

Everything You Know Is Wrong: Yes, Even That

Snorky 45,655 12
11/02/2006 06:41 PM

Little red wolf lunch.

Snorky 45,655 12
11/02/2006 06:42 PM

Hansel and Gretel died of undernourishment and syphilis.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/02/2006 06:43 PM

God is like an Imaginary Friend for Grown-ups.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
11/02/2006 06:43 PM

"Little Brown Bear steals money from his mother's purse."

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
11/02/2006 06:45 PM

"Lighting up your first cigarette FOR DUMMIES"

Gomez Declan McManus Addams 131,887 36
11/02/2006 06:45 PM

Wikipedia Brown.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 06:53 PM

"This Is Your Life"

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/02/2006 06:54 PM

I still think your office looks like a bathroom.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/02/2006 06:55 PM

If You Make the Wrong Choices in Life, You Too Will Work in a Bathroom

Snorky 45,655 12
11/02/2006 06:59 PM

Goldilocks was forced to sell herself in order to fund her crack addiction. She commited suicide, but that's OK because she had AIDS anyway.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 07:00 PM

Phallice in hookerland.

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 07:12 PM

You cry because Daddy hits Mommy,

But Daddy hits Mommy because you cry.

Frogpop 173,153 25
11/02/2006 07:15 PM

"The Taking Lumber Industry"

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 07:21 PM

Hairy Pooter and his Secret Chamber



Fun with Dick In Jane

Snorky 45,655 12
11/02/2006 07:23 PM

Sweets and Pizza Lead to Fatass.

Snorky 45,655 12
11/02/2006 07:24 PM

Vol. 2 - Being fat makes you sexually undesirable.

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 07:25 PM

"You burnt down the house and now your parents are both hideous monsters with no eyeballs, kind of like Freddy Krueger."

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 07:27 PM

"They wear helmets because they are athletes. You wear a helmet because you're a ugly stupid deformed retard."

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 07:28 PM

"They don't really love you, because you are adopted."

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/02/2006 07:30 PM

You Are Not Funny and Nobody Likes You

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 07:31 PM

That's not a book, is it Taco?

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 07:35 PM

Green Eggs and Sperm.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/02/2006 07:36 PM

If a Priest Molests You, You're Going to Hell

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 07:37 PM

See Spot Run in Front of an Eighteen-Wheeler.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 07:38 PM

If a Priest Molests You...



Stop, drop, and roll.

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 07:38 PM

Santas not coming because Mommy needs an abortion.

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 07:40 PM

Horton Hatchets the Negro's.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/02/2006 07:41 PM

The Negro's What?

Artemis Goldfish 333 7
11/02/2006 07:44 PM

"Clifford the Average-sized Red Dog iShakespeare by a Speeding Cadillac."

"Harry Potter and the Angry Crowd of Christian Fundamentalists."

"Ripp Van Winkle (And other Comatose Geriatrics)"

"The Deforestation of the Jungle Book"

AND, finally, Harper Lee's classic,

"To Kill a Minority"

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 07:48 PM

Are You There God? Its Me, Margaret. Did You Mean It When You Told Me to Eat My Parents?



Where The Red Fern Grows and How To Roll It and Smoke It



Where The Wild Things Are and How Much A Hummer Will Cost You

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 07:50 PM

Where The Sidewalk Ends and The Rapist Waits



Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and the Paternity Test

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 07:55 PM

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Why He Shot His Classmates





Superfudge and Other Sexual Kinks

Midgets, the other white meat. 96,092 48
11/02/2006 07:55 PM

Harry Potter and Deb Lafaves chamber.



ABC's and STD's. (A pop-up book)

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 07:56 PM

Goldilicks and the Threesome.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 07:58 PM

Flowers In The Attic, Hookers in the Basement



The Dollhouse Murders, and How Forensic Evidence Implicated My Brother

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/02/2006 07:59 PM

Prank the Monkey.

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 08:00 PM

The Three Little Pigs - $20. Same as in Town.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:01 PM

War Of The Worlds: The History of the Bush Administration

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/02/2006 08:03 PM

The Three Little Pigs Turn To Islam.

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 08:03 PM

Where the Sidewalk Ends



ahhh....Shel...

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:05 PM

The Indian In The Cupboard: John Redcorn and Your Wife



Tom Sawyer and his Nego Lover



Treasure Island: The Complete Viewers Guide to the First Season of Lost

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 08:07 PM

I still think your office looks like a bathroom.



It would make a pretty cool bathroom. Maybe, though, it seems like a bathroom because that's just the way I look all the time.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 08:07 PM

Oh dear Lord I'm enormous.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:07 PM

Animal Farm Body Disposal

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 08:08 PM

"Its OK That You Are Fat: You'll Be Dead Soon Anyway"

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/02/2006 08:08 PM

The Berenstein Bears go to the local Leather Bar.

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/02/2006 08:08 PM

The Ronald McDonald Coloring Book and Job Application.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 08:10 PM

"I'm OK, You're OK And Our Sister Is Frostin' HAWT!"

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/02/2006 08:10 PM

The comprehensive book of A.D.H.D. and bicycles.

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/02/2006 08:11 PM

The Big Book of Hell.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:12 PM

Who knew that being a bookworm in grade school would pay off so much in life?

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/02/2006 08:12 PM

Stuart's Little Penis and how HUGE Coleridge PILLS NOW saved him.

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 08:17 PM

Treasure Island: The Complete Viewers Guide to the First Season of Lost



HEY!

Dead Battery 2,533 9
11/02/2006 08:19 PM

Eloise and the Very Secret Room



I couldn't make this up.

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/02/2006 08:19 PM

Little Women, Midget Sex in the 17th century

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/02/2006 08:20 PM

Why you shouldn't put fire crackers in the puppy.

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:20 PM

Beauty and the Beastiality

SHP. Eats shoots & leaves with some candy 181,795 70
11/02/2006 08:22 PM

McGruff the Crime Dog, Under the Trenchcoat - a pop up book!

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 08:23 PM

"Big Bad Billy is Sweet William Now"

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 08:52 PM

Eloise and the Very Dirty Womb.

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
11/02/2006 09:11 PM

This should be fake, but sadly, it isn't.

BillyBones 620 7
11/02/2006 09:27 PM

Aristophanes, Socrates, and NAMBLAs Sudden Rise to Power in Greco-Roman Bathhouse Communities.

Thud 68,497 19
11/02/2006 09:28 PM

Madeline and the Online Pedophiles.

anhishere in between holidays 11,158 14
11/02/2006 09:37 PM

Alice in the Hospital because of Drug Overdose

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
11/02/2006 09:57 PM

pee wee herman exposed..



Literally

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
11/02/2006 10:05 PM

I didn't want children, but your mom refused to get an abortion.

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/02/2006 10:09 PM

OK Donk. But have ya got a funny book title?

Tweak 18,881 12
11/02/2006 10:09 PM

"I Feed You Because the Law Requires Me To."



"The Truth Behind War: This Country Is The Only One We Have, But We Can Always Make More Children."

Thud 68,497 19
11/02/2006 10:10 PM

I didn't want children, but your mom refused to get an abortion.



Book title or not? You decide.

Tweak 18,881 12
11/02/2006 10:11 PM

"They Only Say Size Doesn't Matter Because They're Being Kind."

Heebee Jeebees 44 7
11/02/2006 11:19 PM

How 'bout some Dr. Seuss?



"Oh, The Places You'll Never Go"

"The 500 Embarassing Public Erections of Bartholomew Cubbins"

"The Cat in the Hat, Trenchcoat, and Nothing Else"

"If I Ran the Wendy's From 5 Untiil Close Every Weekend"

"The Bitter Custody Battle Book"

"Green Eggs and Rotten Ham"

"How the Grinch Stole Daddy's Identity"

"Horton Hears a Paternity Lawsuit"

"Yertle the President of the United States"

"Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Get Your Hand Out of My Skirt!"

"Bartholomew Cubbins and the . . . uh . . . Ooblek?"

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
11/02/2006 11:36 PM

Harriet the Spy: Memoirs of an Adolescent Voyeur.

Tweak 18,881 12
11/02/2006 11:41 PM

"Asterix and His Gay Friend who Carries a Penis-Shaped Rock."

Tweak 18,881 12
11/02/2006 11:41 PM

"Suicide: They Easy Way Out."

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/03/2006 01:56 AM

The adventures of Tom Sawyer, I hardly knew her.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 02:46 AM

The Catcher in the Rye, and the Pitcher in the Closet.

Gomez Declan McManus Addams 131,887 36
11/03/2006 04:10 AM

Compulsive Cleaning with Count Olaf, by LemonyFresh Snicket.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/03/2006 08:22 AM

"The North American ADD Society's guide to the wild-- let's go ride our bikes!"



"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry..."

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/03/2006 08:27 AM

Santa Doesn't Exist - The Top 15 Childhood Myths DESTROYED

Pumpkin Noggin-comming off a killer sugar high 56,642 8
11/03/2006 08:35 AM

Good Night Moonshine, now shut the Frost up before Pappy takes this switch to your ass and gets the revenuers out here.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/03/2006 08:38 AM

Why Did Daddy Put Mommy In A Bag?



You Are Fat and Will Always Be



Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share!



You're Different, and That's Bad

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 10:05 AM

Billy and the Broken Condom.



Why Johnny can't compete against outsourcing and turned to dealing smack.



Oh, and this one.

The Briham is Coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! 38,843 10
11/03/2006 10:27 AM

One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Jew Fish.



You know the Jewfish is a real fish, right? They call it the Goliath grouper now 'cause they figure it's more PC.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/03/2006 11:20 AM

The Frostfish is real too.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 11:31 AM

Of Mice and Men with LEDs.

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
11/03/2006 11:47 AM

The Jungle Book: A Gangbanger's Guide



Goodnight Moon, I Took All the Pills from Mommy's Purse



Pat the Bunny and Touch My Penis



There's a Wocket in my Pocket: Your First Vibrator



Daddy Kisses, Mommy Hugs and Grandpa Touches Your Private Parts



Where the Wild Things Are - Map of South Central LA

Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
11/03/2006 12:03 PM

Danny and His 1st Dinosaur Erection



Are You My Mother or Did You Trade Me for Drugs again?



Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ('nuff said)



Frosts in Socks



Bi-Curious George



Little House on the Prairie Where All the Men-folk Go for Sex



(NAMBLA's Version) Leo the Late Bloomer, It's OK to be a Little Boy

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/03/2006 12:38 PM

Darwin says your ancestors were monkey-Frosters



The O'Reilly Factor for Kids - A Survival Guide for America's Families



It's a School Shooting, Charlie Brown!



Watch my Magic Snake Grow!

aliaser 144 7
11/03/2006 12:53 PM

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Roffies



Where the Sidewalk ends and Puberty Begins



Fu** Neverlasting

aliaser 144 7
11/03/2006 01:01 PM

Little Red Riding Hoebag

Pumpkin Noggin-comming off a killer sugar high 56,642 8
11/03/2006 03:19 PM

A Bad Case of Stars and Stripes-a child's guide to the American War Retoric



A Series of Unfortunate Events-The Elections of 2000 and 2004



and with the Xmas season just round the corner:



Amahl and the Night Raids



The Polar Depressed -a guide to Prozac and you child

Sage of Seattle (Inherently Insouciant) 36,465 8
11/03/2006 03:49 PM

"Are You there, God? It's Me, Margaret" -- Subtitled "Pick Up Dammit, I Can Hear You Breathing"



"The Stinky Cheese Man: Biography of Pubah, a Man on the Streets"



"My Friend, Mr. Leaky" -- STD's and how to deal with them effectively



"A Pale View of Hills" -- Poetry and reflections on waking up next to Chance



"The Tulip Touch" -- Trixxie's autobiography



"Little Women" -- Tales from SheGABbers telling of how they used to be before joining GAB



"The Little Prince: The Rise and Fall of a Rock Legend"

Bugerbanter 8 7
11/04/2006 01:26 AM

Artemis Fowl: Chicken Froster Extrodinare (Now with color pictures!)



Da Vinci's Code to his Porn Vault



The Bible 2: Back and Pissed



How to Become a President Without Recieving a Vote for Dummies: As Told by George W. Bush

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/04/2006 01:33 AM

I'm reading that Artemis Fowl series right now. The dwarf who shoots stuff out his ass cracks me up.

Piquantrax - Is Not Dead 8,691 9
11/04/2006 09:31 AM

The Berenstein Bears and Papa Bear's other Family.



One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Santa isn't Real.



Los Osos de Berenstein y America: La Paiz de Libertad



Harry Potter and the Magic Pills



Harry Potter and his redheaded gay lover Ron move to the city together.



Harry Potter and Magic Doesn't Pay Taxes



The Cat in the Hat and The Man in the Boat.

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
11/04/2006 10:46 AM

Why Johnny can't compete against outsourcing and turned to dealing smack



You say that as if it's a bad thing.

DemonMonkey, a man, of wealth, and taste. 166,252 10
11/04/2006 11:38 AM

"Tom Swift and the Hindustanic Job Outsourcer".

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
11/04/2006 11:42 AM

Cinderella and the Handsome Prince Who Turned Out to be Gay





Werehampsta's wet dream.

Lupience- Extra Creamy! 26,981 11
11/04/2006 12:51 PM

"Where is my Mother?"

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/04/2006 12:55 PM

"Your Career in Information Technology: Do NOT Talk About Your Career in Information Technology"

Prammy Krueger 80,728 42
11/04/2006 01:01 PM

"Are You There, God? It's Me, the Book That Was Banned From Booklist For, Like, 100 Years"



By Nobodylikesme McJudy Blume

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
11/04/2006 03:17 PM

I'm reading that Artemis Fowl series right now. The dwarf who shoots stuff out his ass cracks me up.



I love those books. I find that some kids books are funnier than adult books. But I feel a little weird going over to the kids section. I just pretend I'm a young unwed mother looking for books for my bastard child.

Neophyte 9,956 11
11/04/2006 05:35 PM

This.

Huggiesdsc 167 7
11/30/2006 10:02 PM

"Goldilocks and Her Bout With Cancer"



"Where the Wild Things Were: a Closer Look at the Lumberjack Industry"



"Green Eggs, Ham, Food Poisoning, and You"



"The Complete and Total Idiot's Guide to: Low Self Esteem"

Joe Phlanx accidentily shot Santa 1,919 8
12/01/2006 11:11 PM

Goatse, that thing your "friends" will trick you into looking at.

How to trick your friends into looking at Goatse.