Snorky 45,655 12
11/03/2006 08:52 AM

I think I read about this somewhere. Look out for hooks on doorhandles.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 09:02 AM

mudget-bent-a-tar



Excellent.

Big Zit with a Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 09:35 AM

mudget-bent-a-tar



Avis?<action>scratches his chin</action>

TurkDuckChackens for Thanksgiving 286,539 61
11/03/2006 09:39 AM

Man, this thing started off like a Stephen King novel but seems to have petered off into a home improvement show.



Wipe everything down with denatured alcohol from your drug store. Around $1 a bottle.

TomServo 3,759 7
11/03/2006 09:40 AM

I cant believe it... the one thing I changed because I thought Mudget-Bent-a-tar was funnier than "Tavis"



You are good, you.... very good.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 09:48 AM

Chickens is, like, the handiest woman you'll ever meet.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 09:53 AM

Wipe everything down with denatured alcohol from your drug store. Around $1 a bottle.



Wuss.



Use a real solvent like Xylene or Acetone

TurkDuckChackens for Thanksgiving 286,539 61
11/03/2006 09:54 AM

Frat. You wouldn't be so fat if you didn't eat so much. Glad to help!

Prammy Krueger 80,728 42
11/03/2006 10:22 AM

It felt like the car had melted slightly



BullShakespeare. The girls may like you, but you're not THAT hot...

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/03/2006 11:01 AM

what can only be described as, a relieved rental agent



So...he jerked off on your steering wheel?



Did you lick your fingers? Cause that would make you gay.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 11:12 AM

Wow, they look alike, post alike. I think I'm just going to start calling Scooby Pram. It will save time.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/03/2006 11:18 AM

Please no.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/03/2006 11:58 AM

Why hasn't she been banned yet?

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/03/2006 12:24 PM

For what? Perhaps, Einstein, you may consider that there are not two but THREE of us working off one server at the same company?



If you really want fun, go to the names listing and see how many gabbers have received like 30 orbs but have given out thousands. Yeah, that's not a double account.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/03/2006 12:31 PM

<action>checks out her own profile, counts up the number of orbs received and compares it to the number she has given out</action>

Frost all y'all.

aliaser 144 7
11/03/2006 12:31 PM

It was going to take about a week to fix so my insurance company arranged a rent-a-car



You wern't the only one getting "insured" if you know what I mean.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/03/2006 12:50 PM

I'm with you there, Underwhere.



What's really sad is that if she's telling the truth, it means we still have to put up with her. And the others who work in her company.



Can someone confirm whether this is the truth? Can it really be two different computers working on the same network?



I seem to be uncharacteristically bitchy today. Is this a good thing?

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/03/2006 12:56 PM

If it's any consolation, party number #3 no longer plays. There's only two of us left and the other one isn't a fan anymore mostly because she almost lost her job.



I will however, sell my orbs to the highest bidder, claim my insanity is due to alcoholism and run away.

Scoobynoob 2,160 6
11/03/2006 12:57 PM

Underwhere is right... she give far more than she takeths. I give you orbs now.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:08 PM

Can it really be two different computers working on the same network?



Chances are that its highly unlikely. Each machine has its own IP address and that's what shows here. Each router has its own IP address as well but that isn't what gets reported on a properly configured network. If its a house where you have a wired or wireless dsl router then the IP address of the router is reported since the IP of the machines themselves is only for the router's use and the internal networking aspect. As far as the outside world is concerned in this situation one IP serves several nodes.



So unless they are selling crack rock out of daddy's garage your answer is NO.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 01:10 PM

It could certainly be two different computers behind the same router or proxy. That string you're looking at is generated from the IP address, which for most networks will not be the actual address of the machine but the address of the network translation device.



Funny that Scooby didn't raise that point yesterday when first accused of the double account though, and I believe Phuc had made some other comments as well.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:10 PM

Also, if you have the right software you can tell if its a network card or dsl router that is reporting the IP, the brand of the device, model number and firmware version. And the mac address. And the person's shoe size.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 01:11 PM

Each router has its own IP address as well but that isn't what gets reported on a properly configured network.



Um, dude, you're funny as all hell, but are you nuts? You never expose the IP of machines internal to your network unless it can't be avoided.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:22 PM

Each router has its own IP address as well but that isn't what gets reported on a properly configured network.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:25 PM

Are you talking about computers, routers or servers?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:28 PM

Wait, that's irrelevant. Try this. Make a note of what your IP is and ask one of the admins to guess your machine's IP. They'll be able to tell you exactly what it is.

TurkDuckChackens for Thanksgiving 286,539 61
11/03/2006 01:33 PM

Well, there's only so many times we can laugh at "I love it when my hubby pounds my starfish and I can't figure out why I'm not preggers."

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 01:35 PM

<action>knows Chickens is talking about Undies, but wishes it was about Frat

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:38 PM

Mess with me and I'll unleash the mother-Frosting Active Directory for Server 2003 on your punk ass.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 01:41 PM

Each router has its own IP address as well but that isn't what gets reported on a properly configured network.



In a "Properly Configured Network" your clients would not be given IP Addresses in the Public Address Space and if they are, I hope the IANA stops by and takes those wasted IPs back and bitch slaps your ass because there is a shortage of IP addresses in the Private Address space. In a "PCN" your clients would be behind a PAT or NAT based Router or Firewall or would be accessing the internet through a Proxy and thus all of your clients would seem to originate from a finite number of IP addresses.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/03/2006 01:43 PM

I love it when computer nerds get pissy.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 01:45 PM

If any thread was ever in need of a wedgie, it's this one.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 01:46 PM

Try this. Make a note of what your IP is and ask one of the admins to guess your machine's IP. They'll be able to tell you exactly what it is.



That would be because they're on the same LAN as you. I bet you $100 bucks that you cannot tell me what my IP Address is. I'll open a telnet session to any IP of your chosing and you will not be able to tell me what my local LAN IP Address is. $100 bucks. Right now.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:47 PM

We here at University are immune to you and your Private Sector IP ways! MWUHahAhahaHaHAhahAHahAhaHaHaHa!!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 01:48 PM

We here at University are immune to you and your Private Sector IP ways!



You're telling me your University's entire LAN is actually in Public Address Space on the internet?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:49 PM

one of the admins



One of the ZUG admins, ya dirty hippie.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 01:49 PM

I'm sorry but I have to call Fat Daughter on you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 01:50 PM

It doesn't matter. They still can't tell what my Private IP Address is. Hell I'll even give you a hint, it's in the 10. range.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:52 PM

Ok, that's it. Skippy is a bigger dork than me. You win. Jeez.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 01:53 PM

Is anybody else surprised a thread about sticky hands got geekjacked?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 01:53 PM

Heh.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/03/2006 02:01 PM

A dork who creates a black hole of unfunny that sucks the funny out of all the threads around it? On GAB?



Say it ain't so!!

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:05 PM

Hey, I didn't start this Shakespeare I'll have you know.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:05 PM

Oh wait, it was me. Oh well. Whaddyagonnado, eh?

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 02:15 PM

I missed all this because I was at lunch, but Skippy nailed it. I am the network admin here, and we only assign public IP addresses to the servers that provide services to the public over the net. The other 200 machines use N-1 NAT, so the only address you can see for them from outside our network belongs to the firewall.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 02:17 PM

Poop

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:22 PM

The bottom line is this. I'm at work. My main computer shows this address.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:22 PM

And one of the ones to my left here shows this address.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:22 PM

And this is a third one for Shakespeares and giggles. I apparently hurt someones feelwings when I stated "properly configured network". Its clear that there are differences in how each network is set up. In a lot of cases the IP can be traced directly to the machine of origin.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 02:25 PM

Sure, but it's just not standard practice because there are far more machines out there than IP addresses, and it's a security issue.



No bruised feelings, I barely have any and I numb those up good and proper with booze.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/03/2006 02:25 PM

I've decided to worship Frat's theology because it supports my worldview of getting people banned.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 02:26 PM

perhaps GAB is sophisticated enough to use Layer 1 TCP headers and it's getting the Client MAC?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:28 PM

It does create a problem, its true. This is a machine behind me. 3ghz dual core intel, 2gb of ram, 256mb video card. Its sweet.



So here's a cool question. If some networks report only a handful of IP's that aren't necessarily the IP's of the individual machines, and someone on that network gets banned, does it ban the whole network, or at the very least that subnet?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 02:28 PM

or not. Last post was from a different machine on this LAN.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 02:29 PM

Subnets don't even some into play. If they're doing IP based banning then the whole network would be banned.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:30 PM

That's what I figured.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/03/2006 02:30 PM

Damn that's a scary thought. There are thousands of people here and if one of you Frosters happens to work at my company and gets banned...

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:31 PM

Ok, here's a question. If I was upstairs on the third floor a little while ago taking a huge steaming Shakespeare, and that Shakespeare happened to have looked like Suicide Ranger, should I have taken a picture of it?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
11/03/2006 02:31 PM

perhaps GAB is sophisticated enough to use Layer 1 TCP headers and it's getting the Client MAC?



No. That would make the server go into a Nth-complexity infinite binary loop.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 02:33 PM

If I was upstairs on the third floor a little while ago taking a huge steaming Shakespeare, and that Shakespeare happened to have looked like Suicide Ranger, should I have taken a picture of it?





If it was a vague profile likeness, no.



If it was a Franklin Mint quality minature complete with feathers and firewater, yes.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/03/2006 02:34 PM

Well I did have the spicy chicken for lunch.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/03/2006 02:46 PM

Say it looks like Jesus instead and we can sell it.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/03/2006 02:50 PM

Nah, while 70% of people believe Jesus is real, almost 80% believe SR is real.



He should stick with what he's got.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/03/2006 03:17 PM

Sanjay to the front with the windex please.



Sanjay to the front with the windex.

Darth Juansidious 7,400 0
11/03/2006 03:30 PM

NEEEERRRRDDDDSSS!!!

Millie 116,988 28
11/03/2006 11:04 PM

I seem to be uncharacteristically bitchy today. Is this a good thing?



Bitchiness is always a good thing.

Millie 116,988 28
11/03/2006 11:07 PM

The original post, which we strayed miles from in the geek-fight (of which I understood nothing) reminded me of that episode of Star Trek (the original one) where they got that stuff on their hands and then their personalities all changed. They all got aggressive and weird. Sulu tried to attack people with a Samuri sword and I think what's-her-name (the African chick) tried to seduce Kirk (gross).

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
11/03/2006 11:16 PM

Actually, it was a fencing sword, or a rapier Sulu used. And her name was Uhura.

Millie 116,988 28
11/03/2006 11:49 PM

Whatever. I'm not as nerdy as you are, so I'll take your word for it.

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
11/04/2006 12:00 AM

The only reason I know it was a foil or rapier, is because of the still of George Takei holding it in the end credits.



And I know it's Uhura, because I watched the show.



And, because I'm a sci-fi geek.

Millie 116,988 28
11/04/2006 12:05 AM

I watched the show, too, when I was a KID and it was the only Star Trek that existed.



I'm not a nerd or a geek, just old.

Death Chickens from OUTER SPACE 286,539 61
11/04/2006 01:08 AM

I rewatched the movies recently, and they implied that Scottie and Uhura had a thing on. I don't know what to think about that.

Pumpkin Noggin-comming off a killer sugar high 56,642 8
11/06/2006 09:49 AM

Where do you think the term "Black Watch" came from Chix?



Scottie and Uhura had a kid...he came out with his skin looking like this. (Damn space travel messing with everybody)

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/06/2006 10:11 AM

I had this dream last night where I was at belly dancing class, and then I had sex with this Indian guy who was really hot. Afterwards we had pizza.







What? This thread sucked anyway.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
11/06/2006 10:26 AM

<action>wishs he was indian</action>

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/06/2006 10:42 AM

<action>Invades Happy Phartsack's home, kicks him out, sets up an 8' by 8' area in his own back yard for him to live in and maintain his culture. Throws him just enough monthly cash to buy cheap booze.</action>



Poof - you're an indian.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/06/2006 10:43 AM

No, no, the bibbidy bibbidy kind not the woo woo kind.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
11/06/2006 10:53 AM

<action>wraps towel around head</action>



bibiddy bibiddy!

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/06/2006 10:55 AM

Bibbidy Bibbidy? You sure it was an Indian?

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
11/06/2006 10:58 AM

<action>Does a little dance. Has sex with Phartsack. Kills Dave. Eats pizza. Falls asleep.</action>

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/06/2006 11:06 AM

this thread just took a disturbing turn for the worse.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/06/2006 11:09 AM

This thread? Worse?



I doubt that.

Leppy 12,056 12
11/06/2006 02:55 PM

JISM!!

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
11/06/2006 03:03 PM

<action>smiles contently, lights cigarette, falls asleep and burns house down.</action>

Green Shemp Casserole 22,222 17
11/06/2006 06:27 PM

Maybe Kenny Rogers had been driving the car.

















Pine Tar.

TomServo 3,759 7
11/10/2006 09:36 AM

So....um....yeah... thanks for all the comments on the sticky hands situation.



Stayed relevant for all of 10 posts...

Pumpkin Noggin-Cranberry Chutney coming soon 56,642 8
11/10/2006 09:46 AM

What'd you expect from us? We've the attention span of a gold...LOOK A PENNY!

Jolson 16,163 11
11/10/2006 09:47 AM

Am I forever destined to have sticky fingers?



Bad new: Yes.



Good news: You can take up a new career as Spism-Man, climbing up walls and swinging from building to building on thick ropes of man goo that shoot from your fingertips.