Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 47,844 9
11/07/2006 02:37 AM

Cut.



Easiest 15 pounds I ever lost.

Thug Knight 241 5
11/07/2006 02:38 AM

It's cut for the sluts. Also low loose and full of juice.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/07/2006 02:40 AM

I'm logging in just to say this.



UNCUT.

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 02:41 AM

Also, pictures would help.



I'm just sayin.







Email in profile.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 130,848 14
11/07/2006 02:43 AM

Easiest 15 pounds I ever lost.



Looks like when you were circumsized, they threw away the baby and kept the foreskin.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 47,844 9
11/07/2006 02:47 AM

Also, pictures would help



Well, here's a picture, just not a picture of my penis.











Not safe for anything.

Jade - Queen of Stabbiness 14,238 6
11/07/2006 02:50 AM

Of the four guys I've slept with, only one has been circumcised. I honestly can't say I've noticed any difference, except when I've given them head.



I think I prefer circumcised, it looks neater and feels nicer during blowjobs.

Bankey 70,607 8
11/07/2006 02:56 AM

Im confused, what does the length of a guys hair have to do with how good he is in bed?

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,598 8
11/07/2006 03:23 AM

I have never seen an un-cut. My best friend is a nurse and has lots of horror stories about old bed ridden men and their problems from not being cut.



I think Spicy should get cut and post about it on GAB.

Ditdah 115,030 10
11/07/2006 03:23 AM

I truly, honestly, don't care if a guy is circumcised or not.

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 03:29 AM

Heh. I've gotten two peener pics in the past 5 minutes. I love GABbers.



One was cut, one was uncut. I'm still not sure which I prefer. Both look equally appealing, actually.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 55,755 21
11/07/2006 03:31 AM

I prefer cut, from a visual standpoint.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 130,848 14
11/07/2006 03:36 AM

I find Underwhere's choice of tagline very interesting in this particular thread.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 03:38 AM

IT'S NOT UNDERCOOKED!



i mean, yeah, i don't really care, either.

Millie 107,090 10
11/07/2006 03:56 AM

Hey, I posted this in the other thread:



helmethead=good



ardvaark=bad (especially when it comes to blow-jobs and they aren't meticulous about hygiene--smegma is gross)

Neophyte 9,610 7
11/07/2006 03:59 AM

ardvaark=bad





Even if it's an ardvaark tuna-can?

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,823 6
11/07/2006 04:00 AM

Uncut please.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/07/2006 04:00 AM

meticulous about hygiene



I have an exceptionally clean penis.

Ditdah 115,030 10
11/07/2006 04:01 AM

Your post is useless without pictures.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 04:03 AM

i soak mine in palmolive.

Leppy 11,999 10
11/07/2006 04:03 AM

Uncut and magnificent.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 5,979 6
11/07/2006 04:04 AM

Cut. What was I supposed to do as an infant? Tell him to stop, please?

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,325 8
11/07/2006 06:18 AM

I completely prefer cut. Basically, what Millie said.

Queen Buttercup 168,297 11
11/07/2006 06:20 AM

I havent ever seen one uncut. I hear they are dirty, festering, smelly wangs.



But if youre into that sort of thing, who am I to judge?

Spicey McHaggis 102,819 13
11/07/2006 06:29 AM

Hey, my penis is clean. That's what my wife's tongue is for.

Tellulah 168,693 11
11/07/2006 06:31 AM

We talked to the doctor about this one when trying to decide if we were going to get the boy cut. We were told it didn't really matter, that their best advice was just to make them look like dad.



So if I can just figure out how to make sure his penis doesn't grow from the time he's born, we'll be good.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 55,755 21
11/07/2006 06:37 AM

Dude...cut it. He'll thank you for it later.

Queen Buttercup 168,297 11
11/07/2006 06:38 AM

and so will we....er I mean, yeah that sounds like a good choice.

Millie 107,090 10
11/07/2006 06:42 AM

My sister refused to get her son cut. I told her he'd get more blow-jobs later in life, but she said she didn't give a Shakespeare about how many blow jobs he got.



What kind of mother is that?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 76,817 12
11/07/2006 06:42 AM

Maybe if Jane wasn't such a Frost-ing whore she wouldn't be used to 13 inch Coleridges.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 55,755 21
11/07/2006 06:43 AM

Um, Jane, you think you can give me the names and addresses of some of your exes?

Queen Buttercup 168,297 11
11/07/2006 06:44 AM

Damn TTJ! You do have a farm house around there! You didnt tell me you raised Coleridges too!

Ditdah 115,030 10
11/07/2006 06:50 AM

Berry told me a few days ago that she wanted a chicken. A real one. Then, earlier today I was on YIM earlier with Chix, and Berry came in the room and said "Tell Chickens I want one of his Coleridges."



I live in a very strange world.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 09:25 AM

i can't believe the rampant anti-dinesh discrimination in this thread.

Thud 53,122 10
11/07/2006 09:50 AM

Are you saying uncut=dinesh?



I gotta keep up on this new slang.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/07/2006 09:51 AM

Again, mine is uncut and I've had nothing but compliments. He's quite the handsome little fellow.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/07/2006 09:52 AM

Yeah, I said little. Hahaha Frost you.

Thud 53,122 10
11/07/2006 09:53 AM

So, Frat's saying he's got a little dinesh?



I am so confused.

Dead Battery- Causes Mudslinging 2,515 7
11/07/2006 09:55 AM

Uncut and proud.



I also wish we could go back to the good old days when they cut the outer lips off of women's poes. It kept them from smelling like dead halibut.





























































I'm only bitter since I don't get bjs from my girlfriend.

Captain Skippy 41,131 11
11/07/2006 10:12 AM

How's it hangin'?



Long and hairy and hard to carry.



and cut.



My exishwife says I should be upset for my lack of penisage.

Millie 107,090 10
11/07/2006 10:16 AM

I'm only bitter since I don't get bjs from my girlfriend.



See what I'm sayin'?

Captain Skippy 41,131 11
11/07/2006 10:18 AM

Hey Millie.



<action>winks.</action>

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 10:20 AM

i don't get bj's from any of my non-gf's either. mother-Froster.

Frogpop 155,740 12
11/07/2006 10:23 AM

helmethead=good



ardvaark=bad



Well, duh! Millie's already told us she likes the Jew boys. Was there really any question?

Millie 107,090 10
11/07/2006 10:30 AM

I can't deny that.

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 10:37 AM

once again, i am forced to say: your loss, ladies. i could have been the best 3 minutes of your life the last 2 hours for you.

Captain Skippy 41,131 11
11/07/2006 10:50 AM

I'm jewish.

Thud 53,122 10
11/07/2006 10:55 AM

Keep dreaming, Skippy.

Filly Breast with Gravy 27,161 11
11/07/2006 10:56 AM

Pssh. Cut. Duh.

Thud 53,122 10
11/07/2006 10:57 AM

Warren's cut?

dinesh 21,845 14
11/07/2006 11:02 AM

MORE DISCRIMINATION!

Filly Breast with Gravy 27,161 11
11/07/2006 11:17 AM

<action>winks</action>Yeah he is. Ask Frat. I hear he has a picture.

ringworm 67,989 9
11/07/2006 11:57 AM

back in my salad days, i shoved a lot of foley catheters down both varieties. the uncut ones involved an extra step, which translated to more time i've got some random dude's pecker in my hand. ergo, uncut sucks.

SquidBoy 19,787 8
11/07/2006 03:35 PM

Cut and shaved.



As for pictures, I deleted those long ago.



Try asking Donk's wife.. she might still have 'em.

Ditdah 115,030 10
11/07/2006 05:30 PM

Then, earlier today I was on YIM earlier



Ditdah shouldn't post when she'd tired.

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,622 9
11/07/2006 05:46 PM

All mine have beet uncut. I don't know any better.

Ditdah 115,030 10
11/07/2006 05:48 PM

Exactly how many penii do you HAVE, Jaggy?

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,622 9
11/07/2006 05:49 PM

A few.

Jesus, Pram... 53,616 12
11/07/2006 05:55 PM

In a bucket. I'm washing it off.

Jesus, Pram... 53,616 12
11/07/2006 05:55 PM

<action> sings </action> detachable penis...

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 06:01 PM

I am diappointed that I haven't received more penis pics. Come on - I'm married and haven't gotten laid in a while. I need those photos...seriously.

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 06:01 PM

disappointed even.

BobChanceJohnson 168,297 11
11/07/2006 06:03 PM

Ha! You havent gotten laid in awhile my ass! Whats that mean? 10-15 minutes tops?

Frogpop 155,740 12
11/07/2006 06:26 PM

I think she's more concerned about her ass.

Phuc 231,372 13
11/07/2006 06:31 PM

Pssh. Cut. Duh.



That's OK. I clickied you.



And not just because you have the hottest dick on God's green erf, either.

Phuc 231,372 13
11/07/2006 06:32 PM

Oh, and me too, Shooshie--I'm cut.

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,622 9
11/07/2006 06:55 PM

I know one person who is cut, who only has one ball. Unrelated incident.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 55,755 21
11/07/2006 06:59 PM

Uncut has a higher chance of picking up an std from a dirty woman because there's more folds for the juices to ferment in.



The more you know.

Pumpkin Noggin-Cranberry Chutney, Who wants some? 56,422 5
11/07/2006 08:01 PM

current hubby



Um..Spicey...the fact that she refers to you this way can not bode well, my friend.













And cut...but again.....I was a tad young at the time, and teh Dr. was Jewish...so..Meh.

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 08:12 PM

Pfft. I call teh Haggis my "current hubby" because I have an ex, not because I'm planning to divorce him or kill him later on. At least not until all that life insurance paperwork has my name on it.

Undercooked ham 72,895 16
11/07/2006 08:13 PM

Ha! You havent gotten laid in awhile my ass! Whats that mean? 10-15 minutes tops?



No, it means Saturday. I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/07/2006 08:31 PM

2 days is forever? What is he a machine?

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,622 9
11/07/2006 08:37 PM

It's ok Donk, I know how you feel. My boyfriend takes *ages* to recharge. Like, the length of a movie. We still managed to do it 4 times in an evening. We watched Office Space, Dogma, and Family guy.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,598 8
11/07/2006 08:42 PM

BD can keep it up forever and can recharge in a couple minutes. It was a nice change from the ex who's penis was much like the Groundhog and scared if its own shadow.

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,691 6
11/08/2006 12:38 AM

I honestly don't know. I think I'm uncut, but I outgrew my foreskin. Trixxie, help please. You too Undies and Trae. Take a look at the pic I sent you guys and give me your expert opinions.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/08/2006 12:43 AM

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, are you that dumb?

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,691 6
11/08/2006 12:43 AM

Have you seen it?

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,691 6
11/08/2006 12:44 AM

You will next time you check your email.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/08/2006 12:45 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO



*Breathes*



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/08/2006 12:47 AM

<action>wonders if Chance ever checks her frickin' email</action>

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,422 5
11/08/2006 12:48 AM

<action>KNOWS Chance won't check her email, wonders who'll she sucker into opening it FOR her

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/08/2006 12:50 AM

Ha! I wonder if FRAT EVER CHECKS HIS!

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,343 5
11/08/2006 12:51 AM

This pig's had his bacon fat trimmed a little, IF you know what I mean.



And just remember, it's not the size of the Jimmy Dean sausage that makes the ladies squeal, it's coming twelve to a package.

















































I have no idea what I meant by that.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/08/2006 12:58 AM

<action>wonders if Chance will like the recipe for biscuits and gravy I sent</action>

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/08/2006 12:59 AM

I make a mean enchilada, maybe we should swap recipes.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 71,135 8
11/08/2006 01:04 AM

Get a kitchen, you two.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 168,297 11
11/08/2006 01:05 AM

Speaking of kitchens, I am moving and my new kitchen is the bombyo. I cant wait.

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,422 5
11/08/2006 01:07 AM

Anyone want some homemade Cranberry Chutney? Email (Gmail please) in profile, should have a dozen or so pints put up by next weekend.

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,422 5
11/08/2006 01:07 AM

This thread has been FOOD JACKED!

Albion 42 4
11/08/2006 03:08 AM

Foreskin, Food, you know.

Moel Feinbaum 56,422 5
11/08/2006 06:40 PM

Oy, I nevah touched that stuff....I do my job, I cut and run, only once have I fried and ...wait.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 33,067 11
11/09/2006 05:00 AM

<action>vomits a bit in her mouth</action>



Someone kill Jaggy.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 55,755 21
11/09/2006 05:01 AM

Done.

Chest, Oliver Chest 201,941 7
11/09/2006 05:09 AM

Cut, but I wish I wasn't.

Fratberry 219,254 13
11/09/2006 05:16 AM

GAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Porky Pubah, With an Apple in His Mouth 47,456 11
11/09/2006 05:31 AM

<action>Ambles in fashionably late as usual</action>



UhHEM...



Especially for Jade, Aimless and Millie



Pubah is a...





...Helmet head.



Though I've never had any circumsised women, I have to ad mit that vaginae' al natural is good enough for me.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,543 13
11/09/2006 04:35 PM

Let me be the first to say that I'm NOT STICKING MY Coleridge IN A LIVE ANIMAL TRAP!



oh and I'm nicely trimmed.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 51,812 10
11/09/2006 05:34 PM

You folks share waaaayyy too much.



I hope you're all going to be as forthright when I start my 'describe your most disgusting STD symptom' thread.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,543 13
11/09/2006 05:36 PM

pictures!





nah it's too easy nevermind

Trixxie is bringing the Pumpkin Pie 64,479 13
11/09/2006 10:10 PM

BOM, you are like me a little of both. Cut but not completely.

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,691 6
11/10/2006 12:38 AM

Thanks Trixxie, I guess it's because they didn't feel like having to administer like 38 1/2 stitches on such a young child.

BillyBones 600 4
11/10/2006 02:08 AM

Uncut.

However, I don't recommend it if you can't do something simple like shower.



PS: I was soaping it up, and it just went off! I swear!



PPS: Uncut guys get a choice: Sweater! No Sweater! Sweater! No Sweater! Holy Sheepskin! It just went off! I swear!



PPPS: Uncut saves money on lotion.



PPPPS: Where do I send my photo again?

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,343 5
11/10/2006 02:23 AM

PPPPS: Where do I send my photo again?



bob.costas@gav.org

Trixxie is bringing the Pumpkin Pie 64,479 13
11/13/2006 07:07 PM

That's a fake address cause I got in trouble. Send it Trae and tell her to foward it.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,895 16
11/08/2007 06:31 AM

You know, I just went and counted and based on my collection, GAB guys are almost exactly 50/50.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 5,619 5
11/08/2007 06:46 AM

I have to go with uncut all the way. Over in the UK cut is much more unusual. I went about 3 years before I met a guy with no fiveskin. I didn't know what to do with it. I was afraid of touching it.

Why on EARTH would you want to cut off something that you were born with. Male humans were designed with it - why cut it off?!

Nerd is a Race-List 26,869 10
11/08/2007 06:52 AM

Because cleanliness is a health issue.


Also God said so.


Finally, you person/whore/slut/muffin-top above me should know something about how important cleanliness is in any relationship:

You only dated the guys you did because they were the few males on earth who could look past your pizza face to pound your saggy beef curtains with their curvy kielbasa. *1


1(Warning: Don't try these metaphors at home, I am a professional writer.)

Pram's Special Dressing 53,616 12
11/08/2007 07:07 AM

how's it hanging?

Up.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 5,619 5
11/08/2007 07:52 AM

Um, yeah I know it's SUPPOSED to be cleanner, you ass hat. But if you wash then it's not a problem is it?

You don't see people cutting their eyelids off because they don't like crusty morning eyes....They wash.

And if God told us to cut it off, then there is something inherently wrong as God supposedly made man in his own image. And if God was the perfect creator he would have made man without it now, wouldn't he. That is of course if you believe all that crap anyway.

Oven Roasted Robin® 14,584 7
11/08/2007 08:04 AM

<action>missed this thread last year</action>
I've had both.
Cut: Pro: looked nicer when flacid.
Con: Not as sensative had to work harder. Could only go once a day (that may have been a personal issue, his girlfriend complains about it still)

Un-cut Pro: Very sensative, needs less lube, can go 5 times a day (may be a personal issue, his girlfriend complains about it still, I think she's trying to make us jealous).

Cons:looks funny flacid, can smell if not cleaned properly.

I prefer uncut.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,895 16
11/08/2007 08:16 AM

I forgot about all the smegma and smell complaints until I reread this thread.

I would never date, much less go down on, a dude who had a funk-filled penis.

Y'all need to seriously upgrade your guys and start dating people who shower.

Nerd is a Race-List 26,869 10
11/08/2007 08:22 AM

Marmite can you repeat your last post?

I couldn't quite understand, being that the cavernous echoes of your gaping vagina caused so much distortion all I could hear was:
BLAH BLAH BLAH, SHOWER. BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M SKINNY ON THE INTERNET. BLAH BLAH BLAH, DADDY ISSUES.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 5,619 5
11/08/2007 09:37 AM

That's also probably the closest you've ever been to a vagina as well. Beside your skank-ho' mother's, of course.

Mr. Farttastic 76,817 12
11/08/2007 10:58 AM

Watch it n00b. Nerd is legendary in these parts.

OH SHIT! 8,376 7
11/08/2007 11:37 AM

I prefer cut.
My opinion is based on the fact that the only uncut guys I've seen are my brothers [when they were under about 6 yrs old you perverts] so uncut gets associated with worm like size.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 168,297 11
11/08/2007 08:14 PM

Ha! I remember this thread! I have to say that since this thread I have seen an uncircumsized one (No I will not tell you how or why) and it looked delicious!

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,895 16
11/09/2007 12:09 AM

Heh. I know who it belonged to and I completely agree.

The Jerk 6,248 5
11/09/2007 12:50 AM

I'm uncut but even when I'm flaccid my foreskin doesn't cover the head. Maybe it was because I played with myself so much when I was younger I ended up pulling it back.

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 50,447 11
11/09/2007 01:27 AM

I've only seen one uncut (that's not a request) and I definitely prefer cut. I've never had problems with any of them not being sensitive enough.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 168,297 11
11/09/2007 01:29 AM

Heh. I know who it belonged to and I completely agree.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

The British Guy 398 3
11/09/2007 03:55 AM

cut or uncut, i just hope no-one's looks like pubah's icon.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 168,297 11
11/09/2007 06:20 AM

cut or uncut, i just hope no-one's looks like pubah's icon.

Arent you a guy? Why would you give a Frost either way what a dudes junk looks like? Unless youre gay.....Have you met our beautiful Princess Trixxie?

Fratberry Sauce 219,254 13
11/09/2007 06:34 AM

What a repulsive thread. Shame on all of you.

Fratberry Sauce 219,254 13
11/09/2007 06:38 AM

<action>puts on a turtleneck sweater and a hat and storms out of thread</action>

Festive Holiday Hollis 7,028 8
11/09/2007 06:49 AM

If the guy has good hygiene (mine does!), uncut is best.

Fratberry Sauce 219,254 13
11/09/2007 06:59 AM

How YOU doin'?

Janedolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 168,693 11
11/09/2007 07:45 AM

You know, Donk didn't talk to me for a couple days when this thread first happened. I really should think about bumping it every couple of months.

Bravo Male 2,321 4
11/09/2007 07:57 AM

My foreskin does tricks:

- Makes adorable kissy faces
- Able to pick up pennies
- Can smell terrible, on command
- Bends the laws of physics by splitting a single urine stream into several thousand

Word of the Day 48 3
11/09/2007 01:05 PM

I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

I thought you were married, not going steady.

Aphrodite pie a la mode 2,257 11
11/09/2007 01:38 PM

I've only ever had the cut. When I first saw an uncut on a porn I had to ask my boyfriend what was wrong with that penis.

Pram's Special Dressing 53,616 12
11/09/2007 06:28 PM

how's it hanging?

By A Moment.

Chix. 238,148 14
11/09/2007 11:21 PM

Kiltless and to the left.

The British Guy 398 3
11/10/2007 05:09 AM

By my ankles

Generic Instant Mash Tators 168,297 11
11/10/2007 05:18 AM

FLAPPING IN THE WIND!!!1

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,895 16
11/10/2007 08:10 AM

I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

I thought you were married, not going steady.

You're right. Next time I'll just let him cry.

Spicey McHaggis 102,819 13
11/10/2007 08:12 AM

You're right. Next time I'll just let him cry.

I won't cry. I'll just wait until you fall asleep and jerk off on your face.

We're all thankful for Cinderblock! 19,904 10
11/10/2007 08:16 AM

Aww, you two are the creepiest cutest couple.

Mr. Farttastic 76,817 12
11/10/2007 10:41 AM

You know, Donk didn't talk to me for a couple days when this thread first happened. I really should think about bumping it every couple of months.

Or you could just try shutting yer yap.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 168,297 11
11/10/2007 11:33 AM

Isnt love grand?

Pants 12,163 13
11/10/2007 12:03 PM

Mine was ripped off. My dipstick now resembles a pink mushroom wearing a tutu.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 72,895 16
11/10/2007 12:11 PM

I won't cry. I'll just wait until you fall asleep and jerk off on your face.

God I love you.

BlueLep: Still Alive. 13,126 5
11/10/2007 12:33 PM

I have Jew in me. Just guess.

Whistler P. McManus 141,786 23
11/10/2007 01:24 PM

My mother had me circumcised just in case I was Jewish.

It turned out to be a good thing, though, because I grew up in a predominantly Jewish community and I would have been the only kid in the locker room wearing a turtleneck if she hadn't had it clipped.

Napkin 30,677 7
11/10/2007 05:32 PM

I'm Jewish, but I'm uncut.

I think that makes me a Baptist.