Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 93,936 47
11/06/2006 04:37 PM

Cut.



Easiest 15 pounds I ever lost.

Thug Knight 241 7
11/06/2006 04:38 PM

It's cut for the sluts. Also low loose and full of juice.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/06/2006 04:40 PM

I'm logging in just to say this.



UNCUT.

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/06/2006 04:41 PM

Also, pictures would help.



I'm just sayin.







Email in profile.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 174,473 52
11/06/2006 04:43 PM

Easiest 15 pounds I ever lost.



Looks like when you were circumsized, they threw away the baby and kept the foreskin.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 93,936 47
11/06/2006 04:47 PM

Also, pictures would help



Well, here's a picture, just not a picture of my penis.











Not safe for anything.

Jade - Queen of Stabbiness 14,415 11
11/06/2006 04:50 PM

Of the four guys I've slept with, only one has been circumcised. I honestly can't say I've noticed any difference, except when I've given them head.



I think I prefer circumcised, it looks neater and feels nicer during blowjobs.

Bankey 70,843 10
11/06/2006 04:56 PM

Im confused, what does the length of a guys hair have to do with how good he is in bed?

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/06/2006 05:23 PM

I have never seen an un-cut. My best friend is a nurse and has lots of horror stories about old bed ridden men and their problems from not being cut.



I think Spicy should get cut and post about it on GAB.

Ditdah 123,092 14
11/06/2006 05:23 PM

I truly, honestly, don't care if a guy is circumcised or not.

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/06/2006 05:29 PM

Heh. I've gotten two peener pics in the past 5 minutes. I love GABbers.



One was cut, one was uncut. I'm still not sure which I prefer. Both look equally appealing, actually.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,959 36
11/06/2006 05:31 PM

I prefer cut, from a visual standpoint.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 174,473 52
11/06/2006 05:36 PM

I find Underwhere's choice of tagline very interesting in this particular thread.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/06/2006 05:38 PM

IT'S NOT UNDERCOOKED!



i mean, yeah, i don't really care, either.

Millie 116,854 28
11/06/2006 05:56 PM

Hey, I posted this in the other thread:



helmethead=good



ardvaark=bad (especially when it comes to blow-jobs and they aren't meticulous about hygiene--smegma is gross)

Neophyte 9,942 10
11/06/2006 05:59 PM

ardvaark=bad





Even if it's an ardvaark tuna-can?

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 11
11/06/2006 06:00 PM

Uncut please.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/06/2006 06:00 PM

meticulous about hygiene



I have an exceptionally clean penis.

Ditdah 123,092 14
11/06/2006 06:01 PM

Your post is useless without pictures.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/06/2006 06:03 PM

i soak mine in palmolive.

Leppy 12,051 12
11/06/2006 06:03 PM

Uncut and magnificent.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,045 7
11/06/2006 06:04 PM

Cut. What was I supposed to do as an infant? Tell him to stop, please?

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
11/06/2006 08:18 PM

I completely prefer cut. Basically, what Millie said.

Queen Buttercup 171,220 14
11/06/2006 08:20 PM

I havent ever seen one uncut. I hear they are dirty, festering, smelly wangs.



But if youre into that sort of thing, who am I to judge?

Spicey McHaggis 114,973 33
11/06/2006 08:29 PM

Hey, my penis is clean. That's what my wife's tongue is for.

Tellulah 173,911 15
11/06/2006 08:31 PM

We talked to the doctor about this one when trying to decide if we were going to get the boy cut. We were told it didn't really matter, that their best advice was just to make them look like dad.



So if I can just figure out how to make sure his penis doesn't grow from the time he's born, we'll be good.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,959 36
11/06/2006 08:37 PM

Dude...cut it. He'll thank you for it later.

Queen Buttercup 171,220 14
11/06/2006 08:38 PM

and so will we....er I mean, yeah that sounds like a good choice.

Millie 116,854 28
11/06/2006 08:42 PM

My sister refused to get her son cut. I told her he'd get more blow-jobs later in life, but she said she didn't give a Shakespeare about how many blow jobs he got.



What kind of mother is that?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,085 13
11/06/2006 08:42 PM

Maybe if Jane wasn't such a Frost-ing whore she wouldn't be used to 13 inch Coleridges.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,959 36
11/06/2006 08:43 PM

Um, Jane, you think you can give me the names and addresses of some of your exes?

Queen Buttercup 171,220 14
11/06/2006 08:44 PM

Damn TTJ! You do have a farm house around there! You didnt tell me you raised Coleridges too!

Ditdah 123,092 14
11/06/2006 08:50 PM

Berry told me a few days ago that she wanted a chicken. A real one. Then, earlier today I was on YIM earlier with Chix, and Berry came in the room and said "Tell Chickens I want one of his Coleridges."



I live in a very strange world.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/06/2006 11:25 PM

i can't believe the rampant anti-dinesh discrimination in this thread.

Thud 66,695 17
11/06/2006 11:50 PM

Are you saying uncut=dinesh?



I gotta keep up on this new slang.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/06/2006 11:51 PM

Again, mine is uncut and I've had nothing but compliments. He's quite the handsome little fellow.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/06/2006 11:52 PM

Yeah, I said little. Hahaha Frost you.

Thud 66,695 17
11/06/2006 11:53 PM

So, Frat's saying he's got a little dinesh?



I am so confused.

Dead Battery- Causes Mudslinging 2,533 9
11/06/2006 11:55 PM

Uncut and proud.



I also wish we could go back to the good old days when they cut the outer lips off of women's poes. It kept them from smelling like dead halibut.





























































I'm only bitter since I don't get bjs from my girlfriend.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/07/2006 12:12 AM

How's it hangin'?



Long and hairy and hard to carry.



and cut.



My exishwife says I should be upset for my lack of penisage.

Millie 116,854 28
11/07/2006 12:16 AM

I'm only bitter since I don't get bjs from my girlfriend.



See what I'm sayin'?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/07/2006 12:18 AM

Hey Millie.



<action>winks.</action>

dinesh 24,837 15
11/07/2006 12:20 AM

i don't get bj's from any of my non-gf's either. mother-Froster.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/07/2006 12:23 AM

helmethead=good



ardvaark=bad



Well, duh! Millie's already told us she likes the Jew boys. Was there really any question?

Millie 116,854 28
11/07/2006 12:30 AM

I can't deny that.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/07/2006 12:37 AM

once again, i am forced to say: your loss, ladies. i could have been the best 3 minutes of your life the last 2 hours for you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/07/2006 12:50 AM

I'm jewish.

Thud 66,695 17
11/07/2006 12:55 AM

Keep dreaming, Skippy.

Filly Breast with Gravy 39,160 20
11/07/2006 12:56 AM

Pssh. Cut. Duh.

Thud 66,695 17
11/07/2006 12:57 AM

Warren's cut?

dinesh 24,837 15
11/07/2006 01:02 AM

MORE DISCRIMINATION!

Filly Breast with Gravy 39,160 20
11/07/2006 01:17 AM

<action>winks</action>Yeah he is. Ask Frat. I hear he has a picture.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/07/2006 01:57 AM

back in my salad days, i shoved a lot of foley catheters down both varieties. the uncut ones involved an extra step, which translated to more time i've got some random dude's pecker in my hand. ergo, uncut sucks.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
11/07/2006 05:35 AM

Cut and shaved.



As for pictures, I deleted those long ago.



Try asking Donk's wife.. she might still have 'em.

Ditdah 123,092 14
11/07/2006 07:30 AM

Then, earlier today I was on YIM earlier



Ditdah shouldn't post when she'd tired.

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,885 13
11/07/2006 07:46 AM

All mine have beet uncut. I don't know any better.

Ditdah 123,092 14
11/07/2006 07:48 AM

Exactly how many penii do you HAVE, Jaggy?

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,885 13
11/07/2006 07:49 AM

A few.

Jesus, Pram... 78,171 40
11/07/2006 07:55 AM

In a bucket. I'm washing it off.

Jesus, Pram... 78,171 40
11/07/2006 07:55 AM

<action> sings </action> detachable penis...

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/07/2006 08:01 AM

I am diappointed that I haven't received more penis pics. Come on - I'm married and haven't gotten laid in a while. I need those photos...seriously.

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/07/2006 08:01 AM

disappointed even.

BobChanceJohnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 08:03 AM

Ha! You havent gotten laid in awhile my ass! Whats that mean? 10-15 minutes tops?

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/07/2006 08:26 AM

I think she's more concerned about her ass.

Phuc 237,453 20
11/07/2006 08:31 AM

Pssh. Cut. Duh.



That's OK. I clickied you.



And not just because you have the hottest dick on God's green erf, either.

Phuc 237,453 20
11/07/2006 08:32 AM

Oh, and me too, Shooshie--I'm cut.

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,885 13
11/07/2006 08:55 AM

I know one person who is cut, who only has one ball. Unrelated incident.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,959 36
11/07/2006 08:59 AM

Uncut has a higher chance of picking up an std from a dirty woman because there's more folds for the juices to ferment in.



The more you know.

Pumpkin Noggin-Cranberry Chutney, Who wants some? 56,642 7
11/07/2006 10:01 AM

current hubby



Um..Spicey...the fact that she refers to you this way can not bode well, my friend.













And cut...but again.....I was a tad young at the time, and teh Dr. was Jewish...so..Meh.

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/07/2006 10:12 AM

Pfft. I call teh Haggis my "current hubby" because I have an ex, not because I'm planning to divorce him or kill him later on. At least not until all that life insurance paperwork has my name on it.

Undercooked ham 99,723 76
11/07/2006 10:13 AM

Ha! You havent gotten laid in awhile my ass! Whats that mean? 10-15 minutes tops?



No, it means Saturday. I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 10:31 AM

2 days is forever? What is he a machine?

Jaggy - I see Threstrals 11,885 13
11/07/2006 10:37 AM

It's ok Donk, I know how you feel. My boyfriend takes *ages* to recharge. Like, the length of a movie. We still managed to do it 4 times in an evening. We watched Office Space, Dogma, and Family guy.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/07/2006 10:42 AM

BD can keep it up forever and can recharge in a couple minutes. It was a nice change from the ex who's penis was much like the Groundhog and scared if its own shadow.

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,702 7
11/07/2006 02:38 PM

I honestly don't know. I think I'm uncut, but I outgrew my foreskin. Trixxie, help please. You too Undies and Trae. Take a look at the pic I sent you guys and give me your expert opinions.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 02:43 PM

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, are you that dumb?

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,702 7
11/07/2006 02:43 PM

Have you seen it?

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,702 7
11/07/2006 02:44 PM

You will next time you check your email.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 02:45 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO



*Breathes*



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/07/2006 02:47 PM

<action>wonders if Chance ever checks her frickin' email</action>

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,642 7
11/07/2006 02:48 PM

<action>KNOWS Chance won't check her email, wonders who'll she sucker into opening it FOR her

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 02:50 PM

Ha! I wonder if FRAT EVER CHECKS HIS!

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,454 7
11/07/2006 02:51 PM

This pig's had his bacon fat trimmed a little, IF you know what I mean.



And just remember, it's not the size of the Jimmy Dean sausage that makes the ladies squeal, it's coming twelve to a package.

















































I have no idea what I meant by that.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/07/2006 02:58 PM

<action>wonders if Chance will like the recipe for biscuits and gravy I sent</action>

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 02:59 PM

I make a mean enchilada, maybe we should swap recipes.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 87,649 31
11/07/2006 03:04 PM

Get a kitchen, you two.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,220 14
11/07/2006 03:05 PM

Speaking of kitchens, I am moving and my new kitchen is the bombyo. I cant wait.

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,642 7
11/07/2006 03:07 PM

Anyone want some homemade Cranberry Chutney? Email (Gmail please) in profile, should have a dozen or so pints put up by next weekend.

Pumpkin Noggin-Canberry chutney, order yours today 56,642 7
11/07/2006 03:07 PM

This thread has been FOOD JACKED!

Albion 42 6
11/07/2006 05:08 PM

Foreskin, Food, you know.

Moel Feinbaum 56,642 7
11/08/2006 08:40 AM

Oy, I nevah touched that stuff....I do my job, I cut and run, only once have I fried and ...wait.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,005 15
11/08/2006 07:00 PM

<action>vomits a bit in her mouth</action>



Someone kill Jaggy.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,959 36
11/08/2006 07:01 PM

Done.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,450 12
11/08/2006 07:09 PM

Cut, but I wish I wasn't.

Fratberry 277,313 52
11/08/2006 07:16 PM

GAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Porky Pubah, With an Apple in His Mouth 54,888 17
11/08/2006 07:31 PM

<action>Ambles in fashionably late as usual</action>



UhHEM...



Especially for Jade, Aimless and Millie



Pubah is a...





...Helmet head.



Though I've never had any circumsised women, I have to ad mit that vaginae' al natural is good enough for me.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 14
11/09/2006 06:35 AM

Let me be the first to say that I'm NOT STICKING MY Coleridge IN A LIVE ANIMAL TRAP!



oh and I'm nicely trimmed.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,478 23
11/09/2006 07:34 AM

You folks share waaaayyy too much.



I hope you're all going to be as forthright when I start my 'describe your most disgusting STD symptom' thread.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 14
11/09/2006 07:36 AM

pictures!





nah it's too easy nevermind

Trixxie is bringing the Pumpkin Pie 65,014 14
11/09/2006 12:10 PM

BOM, you are like me a little of both. Cut but not completely.

Beater: Already Wearing His Mask 10,702 7
11/09/2006 02:38 PM

Thanks Trixxie, I guess it's because they didn't feel like having to administer like 38 1/2 stitches on such a young child.

BillyBones 620 7
11/09/2006 04:08 PM

Uncut.

However, I don't recommend it if you can't do something simple like shower.



PS: I was soaping it up, and it just went off! I swear!



PPS: Uncut guys get a choice: Sweater! No Sweater! Sweater! No Sweater! Holy Sheepskin! It just went off! I swear!



PPPS: Uncut saves money on lotion.



PPPPS: Where do I send my photo again?

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,454 7
11/09/2006 04:23 PM

PPPPS: Where do I send my photo again?



bob.costas@gav.org

Trixxie is bringing the Pumpkin Pie 65,014 14
11/13/2006 09:07 AM

That's a fake address cause I got in trouble. Send it Trae and tell her to foward it.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/07/2007 08:31 PM

You know, I just went and counted and based on my collection, GAB guys are almost exactly 50/50.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,940 12
11/07/2007 08:46 PM

I have to go with uncut all the way. Over in the UK cut is much more unusual. I went about 3 years before I met a guy with no fiveskin. I didn't know what to do with it. I was afraid of touching it.

Why on EARTH would you want to cut off something that you were born with. Male humans were designed with it - why cut it off?!

Nerd is a Race-List 27,000 12
11/07/2007 08:52 PM

Because cleanliness is a health issue.


Also God said so.


Finally, you person/whore/slut/muffin-top above me should know something about how important cleanliness is in any relationship:

You only dated the guys you did because they were the few males on earth who could look past your pizza face to pound your saggy beef curtains with their curvy kielbasa. *1


1(Warning: Don't try these metaphors at home, I am a professional writer.)

Pram's Special Dressing 78,171 40
11/07/2007 09:07 PM

how's it hanging?

Up.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,940 12
11/07/2007 09:52 PM

Um, yeah I know it's SUPPOSED to be cleanner, you ass hat. But if you wash then it's not a problem is it?

You don't see people cutting their eyelids off because they don't like crusty morning eyes....They wash.

And if God told us to cut it off, then there is something inherently wrong as God supposedly made man in his own image. And if God was the perfect creator he would have made man without it now, wouldn't he. That is of course if you believe all that crap anyway.

Oven Roasted Robin® 14,626 9
11/07/2007 10:04 PM

<action>missed this thread last year</action>
I've had both.
Cut: Pro: looked nicer when flacid.
Con: Not as sensative had to work harder. Could only go once a day (that may have been a personal issue, his girlfriend complains about it still)

Un-cut Pro: Very sensative, needs less lube, can go 5 times a day (may be a personal issue, his girlfriend complains about it still, I think she's trying to make us jealous).

Cons:looks funny flacid, can smell if not cleaned properly.

I prefer uncut.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/07/2007 10:16 PM

I forgot about all the smegma and smell complaints until I reread this thread.

I would never date, much less go down on, a dude who had a funk-filled penis.

Y'all need to seriously upgrade your guys and start dating people who shower.

Nerd is a Race-List 27,000 12
11/07/2007 10:22 PM

Marmite can you repeat your last post?

I couldn't quite understand, being that the cavernous echoes of your gaping vagina caused so much distortion all I could hear was:
BLAH BLAH BLAH, SHOWER. BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M SKINNY ON THE INTERNET. BLAH BLAH BLAH, DADDY ISSUES.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,940 12
11/07/2007 11:37 PM

That's also probably the closest you've ever been to a vagina as well. Beside your skank-ho' mother's, of course.

Mr. Farttastic 77,085 13
11/08/2007 12:58 AM

Watch it n00b. Nerd is legendary in these parts.

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
11/08/2007 01:37 AM

I prefer cut.
My opinion is based on the fact that the only uncut guys I've seen are my brothers [when they were under about 6 yrs old you perverts] so uncut gets associated with worm like size.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,220 14
11/08/2007 10:14 AM

Ha! I remember this thread! I have to say that since this thread I have seen an uncircumsized one (No I will not tell you how or why) and it looked delicious!

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/08/2007 02:09 PM

Heh. I know who it belonged to and I completely agree.

The Jerk 6,291 9
11/08/2007 02:50 PM

I'm uncut but even when I'm flaccid my foreskin doesn't cover the head. Maybe it was because I played with myself so much when I was younger I ended up pulling it back.

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 124,276 89
11/08/2007 03:27 PM

I've only seen one uncut (that's not a request) and I definitely prefer cut. I've never had problems with any of them not being sensitive enough.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/08/2007 03:29 PM

Heh. I know who it belonged to and I completely agree.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

The British Guy 398 5
11/08/2007 05:55 PM

cut or uncut, i just hope no-one's looks like pubah's icon.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/08/2007 08:20 PM

cut or uncut, i just hope no-one's looks like pubah's icon.

Arent you a guy? Why would you give a Frost either way what a dudes junk looks like? Unless youre gay.....Have you met our beautiful Princess Trixxie?

Fratberry Sauce 277,313 52
11/08/2007 08:34 PM

What a repulsive thread. Shame on all of you.

Fratberry Sauce 277,313 52
11/08/2007 08:38 PM

<action>puts on a turtleneck sweater and a hat and storms out of thread</action>

Festive Holiday Hollis 7,280 14
11/08/2007 08:49 PM

If the guy has good hygiene (mine does!), uncut is best.

Fratberry Sauce 277,313 52
11/08/2007 08:59 PM

How YOU doin'?

Janedolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 173,911 15
11/08/2007 09:45 PM

You know, Donk didn't talk to me for a couple days when this thread first happened. I really should think about bumping it every couple of months.

Bravo Male 2,330 6
11/08/2007 09:57 PM

My foreskin does tricks:

- Makes adorable kissy faces
- Able to pick up pennies
- Can smell terrible, on command
- Bends the laws of physics by splitting a single urine stream into several thousand

Word of the Day 48 5
11/09/2007 03:05 AM

I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

I thought you were married, not going steady.

Aphrodite pie a la mode 2,261 12
11/09/2007 03:38 AM

I've only ever had the cut. When I first saw an uncut on a porn I had to ask my boyfriend what was wrong with that penis.

Pram's Special Dressing 78,171 40
11/09/2007 08:28 AM

how's it hanging?

By A Moment.

Chix. 282,028 58
11/09/2007 01:21 PM

Kiltless and to the left.

The British Guy 398 5
11/09/2007 07:09 PM

By my ankles

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/09/2007 07:18 PM

FLAPPING IN THE WIND!!!1

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/09/2007 10:10 PM

I gave him a hand job on Sunday, but that doesn't count.

I thought you were married, not going steady.

You're right. Next time I'll just let him cry.

Spicey McHaggis 114,973 33
11/09/2007 10:12 PM

You're right. Next time I'll just let him cry.

I won't cry. I'll just wait until you fall asleep and jerk off on your face.

We're all thankful for Cinderblock! 27,522 24
11/09/2007 10:16 PM

Aww, you two are the creepiest cutest couple.

Mr. Farttastic 77,085 13
11/10/2007 12:41 AM

You know, Donk didn't talk to me for a couple days when this thread first happened. I really should think about bumping it every couple of months.

Or you could just try shutting yer yap.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,220 14
11/10/2007 01:33 AM

Isnt love grand?

Pants 14,209 17
11/10/2007 02:03 AM

Mine was ripped off. My dipstick now resembles a pink mushroom wearing a tutu.

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/10/2007 02:11 AM

I won't cry. I'll just wait until you fall asleep and jerk off on your face.

God I love you.

BlueLep: Still Alive. 13,144 10
11/10/2007 02:33 AM

I have Jew in me. Just guess.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/10/2007 03:24 AM

My mother had me circumcised just in case I was JewiShakespeare turned out to be a good thing, though, because I grew up in a predominantly Jewish community and I would have been the only kid in the locker room wearing a turtleneck if she hadn't had it clipped.

Napkin 30,762 12
11/10/2007 07:32 AM

I'm Jewish, but I'm uncut.

I think that makes me a Baptist.