Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 05:49 PM

http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2640&prodgroup=10





That's the link. I don't have a link option on my screen.





I'm so sad.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/06/2006 05:51 PM

Very pretty! The model in the picture is a cow though.

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 05:53 PM

Thank you Aimless.





Tell my SS not to buy me a wedding dress.

ThirstyMcSurly, still sitting at the kids table 4,444 12
11/06/2006 05:56 PM

I've got like 60 bucks to my name. Do you need a prostitute.

Leppy 12,056 12
11/06/2006 06:00 PM

a hot hot cow.

Albion 42 6
11/06/2006 06:05 PM

Is there another type of cow though, really?

dinesh 24,862 16
11/06/2006 06:08 PM

you could have saved on the bra!

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 06:09 PM

I'm a 38 DD.



I'm buying a fricken bra.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/06/2006 06:10 PM

If I ever marry, it will be in this gown, except I'll make it and use a different color scheme. I picked it out in 7th grade.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/06/2006 06:10 PM

Very pretty! The model in the picture is a cow though.



That's my daughter.

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:12 PM

She's just full-figured. She's very pretty.



SOME OF US ARE FULL-FIGURED, MISS PERFECT ASS!

dinesh 24,862 16
11/06/2006 06:13 PM

i repeat...YOU COULD HAVE SAVED MONEY ON THE BRA!

Chit 178,781 15
11/06/2006 06:13 PM

I'm a 38 DD.



Link to the bra please !













Or just to the 38 DDs then...



(sweet dress)

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:14 PM

Jesus, women! Don't spend your whole lives obsessing about your wedding and the dress. Worry about the actual marriage, which has an over 50% chance of failing.



Of course, then you can plan another wedding and wear another pretty dress, so it isn't all bad.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/06/2006 06:15 PM

i'm still available! act now, operators are standing by.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/06/2006 06:15 PM

I'm making my goddamn dress. I have to start planning it out at least a year before I meet the guy I'll marry.

Midgets, ask me about my special stuffing! 96,092 48
11/06/2006 06:16 PM

When I got married my wife wasn't working so I made her make her own dress.

She was good at that stuff so it turned out better and nicer than the store bought ones, and only cost me about $300.





Looking back it was still a waste of money.

That could have been 15 prostitutes.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/06/2006 06:17 PM

I made a dress out of a wedding dress pattern for my pageant senior year. It looked awesome, but it was painfully intricate and expensive as hell (but still cheaper than buying it).

Albion 42 6
11/06/2006 06:17 PM

Worry about the actual marriage, which has an over 50% chance of failing.



Where the hell do you live?

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
11/06/2006 06:19 PM

earth...with the rest of us divorced once, married twice people.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/06/2006 06:22 PM

This is the only pic I can find of it online, and it doesn't look that impressive from that view. Shakespeare.

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:22 PM

I live in the United States.



Also, Loopy, I failed to say that's a beautiful dress. I looked at all the dresses and was disappointed to see so many strapless ones. I don't like strapless dresses.



As for my own--my actual wedding was the day before my reception, so I wore two different dresses. Both were about $100.



I made my own wedding cake and it was beautiful and delicious. It had four layers--yellow, chocolate, spice, and white, and was covered with colorful icing flowers. Yum.



There was half a cake left and my fat brother-in-law took it home with him. FAT JERK.



I only got one slice of that damn cake.

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 06:23 PM

I didn't at all intend to spend that much. I think it's ridiculous to spend that much money on something like that. When I put it on though, it felt so perfect. My mom contributed $350 bucks so it wasn't so bad I am almost done planning the wedding and i havnt even spent 2000 dollars. and half of that is food. So I'm pretty proud of myself.

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:25 PM

That isn't really that bad a price for a wedding dress.



My sister paid about $300. She went to an outlet place. It was marked down from about $1000.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/06/2006 06:25 PM

I am almost done planning the wedding and i havnt even spent 2000 dollars. and half of that is food



Explains the "David's Bridal Women's" dress, eh?



(I'msosorrybutitwastooeasy)

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 06:26 PM

I'm making my cake too. Well 150 cupcakes to be exact.

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 06:28 PM

I wasn't going to go strapless either because my tits are so huge but it looks really pretty.

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:31 PM

At least you can hold it up!



Yummm, cupcakes!



I hope you don't have any FAT PIG relatives that are going to steal your food.



My ex-husband's aunt took a huge bag of leftover strawberries and a bunch of other food, too. (She's not fat, though, just cheap.)



What the Frost?



God, I hate his family.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
11/06/2006 06:41 PM

"I blah bl-blah bl-blah-blah blah bla-blah bl tits blah-bla blah bla b-blah blah-blah-blah-blah-blah."



Oh yeah? well that sounds really nice!

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/06/2006 06:54 PM

I just spent $700 so I could have a studio tour of General Hospital escorted by Rick Hearst.



The lady I went halfsies with knows someone who may also get us a studio tour of "24"



That is waaaaaaay better than marriage and love and Shakespeare.

Dapinklady - Bring back the Hippies! 461 7
11/06/2006 06:56 PM

I spent 185 ($351 ish) on my school ball gown, i always go a bit over the top, just a bit though.

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 06:59 PM

Rick Hearst!



Scottie! Alan-Michael!



I don't know who he plays on GH, but tell him I said "hi".



Yeah, I watch soaps. SO WHAT?

Chit 178,781 15
11/06/2006 07:06 PM

That is waaaaaaay better than marriage and love and Shakespeare.







I bet you wouldn't say that if you ever met Mike TV !

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
11/06/2006 07:11 PM

Gorgeous dress! I personally have a thing for a long train on wedding dresses. When I get married (probably to my cat) I want my train so long I need 500 midgets to walk behind me, holding it up.

Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:19 PM

I just purchased a Burberry purse (This one to be exact) from a lady for 2 dollars. Her daughter is going to kill her once she finds out.



I win.

Queen Lucky Charms 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:25 PM

I Frost-ing SAID I Frost-ing BOUGHT A Frost-ing BURBERRY FOR 2 Frost-ing DOLLARS!

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/06/2006 07:27 PM

Ticket to Boston- Didn't have to pay for it because I was broke as hell



Hotel room- Didn't have to pay for it because Donk is a sucker and will pay for any hotel room if he thinks he can get laid



Marriage license- Didn't have to pay for it, again because Donk is a sucker and will pay for anything if he thinks it will get him sex



Wedding/reception- Didn't have to pay for anything because Hargrave had already planned to have a party with food







I WIN!

Chance may be your Lucky Star 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:28 PM

2$=Burberry

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/06/2006 07:37 PM

I hate to say this, Chance, but I have no idea what "burberry" is. So that means nothing to me. So you spent $2 on nothing as far as I'm concerned.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:39 PM

You didnt even click on my link. Its a plaid dildo. PLAID! Seriously, look!

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
11/06/2006 07:40 PM

I believe that is a diaper bag Chance. Enjoy your included changing mat!

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:42 PM

Its awesome. I'm totally stoked about it.



Guess that explains the butt cream.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:43 PM

Hmmm, yeah mines not a baby bag. Its that purse though, maybe it was...I DIDNT GET A CHANGING PAD! I want my 2 Frost-ing dollars back.



BURBERRY!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2006 07:43 PM

I think I paid $55 to rent the suit I got married in. Why don't they rent out bridal gowns? You only wear the thing once.





Very pretty! The model in the picture is a cow though.



If that's a cow, call me a dairy farmer!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/06/2006 07:45 PM

In case you care Jane, Burberry is a really famous designer brand. Really popular in the UK. Really expensive. It's know for it's iconic black and tan plaid pattern.



Personally, I think it's really Frost-ing ugly and makes very unappealing perfumes, but I'd buy a Burberry bag for $2 too. That's an amazing deal, and if nothing else you could sell it for quite the profit.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:47 PM

Thanks for getting back to the topic here SCB, which is me.



Yeah, its a deal. So who wants to buy a Burberry for $350.00?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2006 07:54 PM

So, back to topic...



This is the only dress I ever paid more than $100 for. My prom dress.



The pic is bad, because I snapped a photo of a photo on a poster my sis made for my birthday to laugh at me. Some other photos from the poster:



my mullet



me, CUTE!

Dianada 57,835 109
11/06/2006 07:54 PM

Like we're going to fall for that. It doesn't even have the changing pad!

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 07:55 PM

I will throw in a hardly used diaper and some tic-tacs.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2006 08:01 PM

HEY! Stop talking about CHANCE! I posted pictures!



MY TURN! I WANT ATTENTION NOW!

Thud 68,497 19
11/06/2006 08:03 PM

Okay, here's a whole box of attention.



Happy?

Chit 178,781 15
11/06/2006 08:06 PM

Sweet prom pic Ditdah !



(Honest)



I envy the chick that had you as their date that night !



Did they get lucky ?





(0h, nice Hew Haw pic too)

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:07 PM

YOU WANT PICTURES? I'LL GIVE YOU PICTURES!

Thud 68,497 19
11/06/2006 08:10 PM

Okay, the pics just got more interesting.



Sorry, Ditdah.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:12 PM

<action> Has on her poker face</action>I'm waiting for Dits to raise me before deciding my next move.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2006 08:13 PM

Chit, my prom date was the infamous black guy that I almost married.



I hope he's lying dead in a gutter somewhere. And if he is, and you find him, can you get my claddaugh ring back? Thanks!

Millie 116,988 28
11/06/2006 08:14 PM

Ditdah, you look so cute in that prom picture!



Chance, you look so cute in that nude picture!



There! Are you both satisfied? You took the thread of a young girl who is excited about getting married and used it to whore for attention.



But you both do look cute.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2006 08:14 PM

I'm waiting for Dits to raise me before deciding my next move.



I do not own any boob pics of myself, and teh gf MIGHT notice if I run and take some right now.



Besides, I'd much rather look at Chancey, and I bet you all agree.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:15 PM

Yeah but its Loopy! We are helping the thread! I swear I only had her best interests in mind.



So are we still talking about me or what?

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:16 PM

I do not own any boob pics of myself, and teh gf MIGHT notice if I run and take some right now.



Awww damn. I'll guess I'll save my aces for later.

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 08:19 PM

How did my wedding dress thread become a titty thread?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2006 08:20 PM

Chance did it!

Squancho 2 6
11/06/2006 08:21 PM

Not sure, but hope it continues.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:21 PM

Hello dear, are you new?

Loopy loves tryptophan 6,902 12
11/06/2006 08:22 PM

As long as I get credit for the orb total, then I'm happy.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
11/06/2006 08:22 PM

What makes Loopy think she can wear white?

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:23 PM

Duh, her name is Loopy for a reason.

Squancho 2 6
11/06/2006 08:24 PM

Yes, very. I've been lurking here for a few months now. Finally mustered up the courage to post...flame on.

Squancho 2 6
11/06/2006 08:25 PM

crap, I'm slow

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:25 PM

Flame on?



You quote the Fantastic Four often?

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
11/06/2006 08:25 PM

crap, I'm slow



No big deal, just hit reply. Works everytime.

High Priestess; Roasting in her own juices. 58,948 29
11/06/2006 11:26 PM

Here is my dress. I think I may make the Monkey pay for it even though I don't have a ring yet. You've got to be prepared for things like eloping and poolboys.

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2006 12:06 AM

"I just spend $600"





I thought you could have put that money to better use by hiring an english tutor...



...until you posted how large your breasts are.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/07/2006 07:25 AM

I can NOT believe I posted a picture of myself with a mullett and no one made fun of me.



You people are slipping!

Undercooked ham 101,398 77
11/07/2006 07:58 AM

My wedding dress. It cost $200. I wish I had spent less on it, but I'd gotten to be so fat, it was the only one I could find that would fit right off the rack. I bought it only a few days before Spicey and I eloped.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2006 08:49 AM

So Loopy, is that for you or him?

BobJohnson Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2006 09:08 AM

What women think a man would like their bride to wear.



What a man would like his bride to wear.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/07/2006 09:19 AM

Of course, then you can plan another wedding and wear another pretty dress, so it isn't all bad.



Hell yeah sister. First time around I had the wedding my mother wanted and a $1000 dress that was pretty but not me at all. We had a big wedding that stressed me to tears. Second time around I had a $400 dress that was totally me and a small family affair that I had a blast at. My cakes at both weddings were cool though. The first time around I had this cake(bottom right of page). Second time I made my cake.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/07/2006 09:22 AM

What is that prefectly smooth icing made of? How do you do it? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WOMAN!

DemonMonkey, a man, of wealth, and taste. 166,252 10
11/07/2006 09:22 AM

Here is my dress. I think I may make the Monkey pay for it even though I don't have a ring yet.



If I'm paying for it, I'm wearing it.



Double box pleats look better on me anyways.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/07/2006 09:23 AM

And for the boys this is what the hubby got on the wedding night the second time around



All the first hubby got on the wedding night was a bride too tired to mover after lugging around 200lbs of dress all day.

Chance may be your Lucky Star 171,275 14
11/07/2006 09:23 AM

If I'm paying for it, I'm wearing it.



What you do on your honeymoon is your business.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/07/2006 09:25 AM

It is called fondant and many cake makers that are scaired to work with it will tell you it's gross. If you buy very good (Like Satin Ice) brands (stay FAR away fron Wilton) then your guest will love it. You can also get the same look using MMF (marshmellow fondant) or rolled buttercream. Each has it's own unique flavor.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 09:26 AM

What is that prefectly smooth icing made of? How do you do it? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WOMAN!



marzipan.

TurkDuckChackens for Thanksgiving 286,539 61
11/07/2006 09:28 AM

First this thread made me want to go back to the prom. Then I was distracted by an all-night-connect-the-dots fantasy.

The Bore from Tralfamador 98,000 37
11/07/2006 09:28 AM

Wow, Aimless, that cake rocks!

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/07/2006 09:30 AM

marzipan.



No, that is totally different. Marzipan is made with ground almonds while fondant is made of sugar.

Loopy likes turkey 6,902 12
11/07/2006 12:33 PM

http://weddings.theknot.com/odb/themes/realweddings/detailview.aspx?id=2726&type=3&colors=Green&pageIndex=4





Why can't I (insert Liz Phair song) link like everyone else. My bold, and italic, and link options are gone?! GAB is broken!!!!!!!!







Anyway, that's kind of what I want my cake to look like.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 01:05 PM

did you just switch from IE to firefox?

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/07/2006 01:06 PM

or upgrade to firefox 2.0?

The Bore from Tralfamador 98,000 37
11/07/2006 01:09 PM

Other problem with your link: it requires you to log in.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 01:12 PM

why would upgrading to 2.0 matter? both old and new versions only fail because of this:



<!--

// only show formatting options for non-netscape browsers

var browser = navigator.appName;

if (browser.substring(0, "Mozilla".length) != "Mozilla" && browser.substring(0, "Netscape".length) != "Netscape") {

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/07/2006 01:14 PM

The gab extensions for firefox don't work in 2.0

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 01:17 PM

ahh. well i've never had them, but i assumed loops was talking about the little buttons that show up for non-mozilla browsers.



it's only been about 5 years since mozilla was able to handle that javascript. thank god zug's ace coders are on top of things here!

Loopy likes turkey 6,902 12
11/07/2006 01:35 PM

Yeah I have 2.0



I guess I'll go back to ie for Gab only.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 01:35 PM

or you could, you know, learn how to code the html yourself.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/07/2006 01:37 PM

Or you can get opera.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,275 14
11/07/2006 01:43 PM

If you guys keep talking geek, I will be forced to take over this thread again.



This is a warning.

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/07/2006 01:44 PM

Or you can get opera.





Or you can get go to the opera.



Fixed it.

Loop-o-lanturn 6,902 12
11/07/2006 01:44 PM

more boobies?

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 01:46 PM

yeah, that would sux0r.

Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,275 14
11/07/2006 01:54 PM

Dinesh-



NO TITS FOR YOU! Well, except for your own.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/07/2006 01:55 PM

you guys keep talking geek, I will be forced to take over this thread again



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Chance wants to Bob your Johnson 171,275 14
11/07/2006 01:58 PM

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The Bore from Tralfamador 98,000 37
11/07/2006 02:01 PM

Heh.



(I found a bunch of these - I'll try not to use them too often)

Chief Sitting Joe: The REAL Native American Hero 6,067 8
11/07/2006 02:29 PM

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Millie 116,988 28
11/07/2006 02:32 PM

I like to use rolled buttercream. When I make flowers for cakes, I use thidkened buttercream. It tastes yummy.



Marzipan is also good, but more expensive.

Millie 116,988 28
11/07/2006 02:32 PM

THICKENED

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 03:09 PM

chancy, "sux0r" is geek talk, intended to get more chancy boobs. please re-evaluate your decision.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
11/07/2006 03:12 PM

THICKENED



ENGORGED



I don't know what game we're playing, but I can't wait til the bonus round.

Loopy likes turkey 6,902 12
11/07/2006 05:06 PM

Hey, can someone isolate that picture on the site? I want to save the picture to a file but I can't drag it on to the desktop or right click on it so, I'm out of ideas.



Help

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 05:58 PM

it's not a picture, it's a flash/shockwave app. sorry.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2006 06:04 PM

well, this may be the picture, but you'll need a Kodak FlashPix viewer to see it, which I don't have.