Snorky 45,655 12
11/15/2006 07:48 AM

Yeah, uh, you know what? No. Thanks.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/15/2006 07:51 AM

Dude. That's gross.



When I work at kindy I have to wear my hard core "Sports Active" deoderant, instead of my prettily scented "Cool Charms" one. But at least I succeed in avoid smelling.

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/15/2006 07:57 AM

Cool Charms



Does it make your armpits as magically delicious as the rest of you?

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/15/2006 08:01 AM

Yes.

Chit 178,781 15
11/15/2006 08:06 AM

Just tell folks that it's your lunch that they are smelling, and you are carrying around a few Gorgonzola sammiches in your pockets.



Bon Appetite !

Pram In Reverse 80,728 42
11/15/2006 09:07 AM

Dear loard it smelled like something crawled in my shoes and died,



It did... Your feet.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:09 AM

your not allowed to post in my threads...

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:10 AM

You're not allowed to make random rules concerning GAB...

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:11 AM

your allowed to smell my shoes

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:11 AM

Don't get me wrong. I'm not too fond of Pram right now, either. But GAB isn't your site. And until you do have a message board all your own, you have to take the good with the bad.

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:12 AM

You're allowed to kiss my fat ass.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:12 AM

seriously it was a joke. Maybe you should paint your horse a little whiter

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:15 AM

I have a donkey, not a horse.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
11/15/2006 09:15 AM

There are graphics out there you could adopt.





Icons even.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:17 AM

Back to my odiferous foot funk. Today I will try several approaches to eliminating the problem. Other than the odor eaters that didn't work.



I have options



Bleach

Citrus Cleaner

Baking Soda

Fire

Rubbing Alcohol

Old Spice Body Wash



I'm thinking a combo of bleach and fire will do the trick.

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:19 AM

Have you considered just buying a new pair of shoes?

Snorky 45,655 12
11/15/2006 09:19 AM

TTJ, exactly what does your name reference?

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:20 AM

That requires money, of which I have little. However I am rich in inappropriate cleaning supplies

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:24 AM

Is it possible that acting like you're 15 instead of 25 is keeping you from having a job that pays you enough to afford shoes? Maybe you should sell your board and use the money to buy shoes.

Tellulah 173,958 15
11/15/2006 09:25 AM

Snorky, it started in the "Neophyte use my real name" thread. I said that I had no problem with people using my real name. My real name, of course, being Tellulah. Tellulah Abigail McGillicuddy.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/15/2006 09:27 AM

After a few hours of perfecting my tricks(aka falling down a lot, kickfliping the board into my nuts, and my best trick flopping down a set of stairs.



I don't know what this "sentence" is trying explain but you should watch it with the kickflipping into the nuts trick. A friend of mine once cut his nuts open on the edge of the board doing that.



I know it was a very serious situation, since he was on the ground in pain and bleeding from his groin and all, but no one present could stop laughing. Stoners and skateboarders aren't the most sympathetic people I guess.

That filthy Iowan Aimless 54,807 10
11/15/2006 09:28 AM

BD's running shoes smell so bad I make him keep them outside.



They keep the evil spirts away.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/15/2006 09:30 AM

Tellulah, Some people have bills and alcohol problems, and Shakespearety educations like me. As evident from my Shakespearety grammer, bad spelling and high blood alcohol content.



other people are just Emersons.

Tucker Jolson 16,163 11
11/15/2006 09:38 AM

They keep the evil spirts away.



Yeah, about that. I just wanted to apologize. I didn't realize me creeping around your windows and doorstep was bothering you that much.

Mr. Self Destruct 7,400 0
11/15/2006 10:24 AM

My real name, of course, being Tellulah. Tellulah Abigail McGillicuddy.



I thought it was Jennifer?

Pram In Reverse 80,728 42
11/15/2006 10:53 AM

I thought it was J Hoover2469!!!11!

Mr. Self Destruct 7,400 0
11/15/2006 11:16 AM

I need to change my icon.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/15/2006 11:27 AM

Don't flatter yourself. You're not that much better than Pram.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/15/2006 11:28 AM

Huh. Who peed in my latte this morning?

Mr. Self Destruct 7,400 0
11/15/2006 11:28 AM

<action>shrugs.</action>Meh.

Tucker Jolson 16,163 11
11/15/2006 11:40 AM

<action>looks at Juan's new choice in icon's.</action>



Feh. BobJohnson wannabe.

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/15/2006 11:48 AM

Doen't everybody want to be Bob Johnson?

Pumpkin Noggin-only a Turkey away from a meal 56,642 8
11/15/2006 11:54 AM

Everyone but Bob Johnson.

Why want to be what you already are?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/15/2006 12:29 PM

Feh. BobJohnson wannabe.





I still relate the crying alien icon to Chickens.



BobJohnson used the Darth Vader-esque icon, so that reminds me of him.



Since they both have their own now, it doesn't really make much sense but whatever.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
11/15/2006 12:32 PM

TTJ you are very funny today.

Tucker Jolson 16,163 11
11/15/2006 12:36 PM

<action>smashes the 4th wall with a sledgehammer</action>I still relate the crying alien icon to Chickens.



BobJohnson used the Darth Vader-esque icon, so that reminds me of him.



I know, I know. I remember their old icons too. I was simply commenting on the physical appearance of the current icons rather than what they actually used in the past.

Sarah only eats mashed potatos on Turkey Day 30,601 8
11/15/2006 12:53 PM

That's right I'm having a mid life crisis at 25. If I keep drinking, smoking, cuddling etc...



If those three elements guarantee mid-life crisis, I've been on one since I was 16.

Pram In Reverse 80,728 42
11/15/2006 01:28 PM

Shakespeare, I've been having a midlife crisis since I was born!



(I'm precocious)

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/15/2006 08:26 PM

Well the bleach is doing a great job so far. It's downgraded the awful funk from "Rotting Corpse" to "Bag of Corn Chips"



It turned feet are a white as Michael Jackson though and it burns about as much as the fire.

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/15/2006 08:38 PM

cuddling etc...



what the Frost is cuddling?

Thud 68,497 19
11/15/2006 08:39 PM

what the Frost is cuddling?



Yeah, you're gonna be real popular with the women.

Ice Princess 171,275 14
11/15/2006 08:39 PM

Meh. Cuddling is over-rated.

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/15/2006 08:41 PM

Now post coital embrace...I know what that is.

Millie 116,988 28
11/16/2006 12:06 AM

Have you tried Febreeze?



It eliminates odors, not just covers them up.

Pram In Reverse 80,728 42
11/16/2006 06:55 AM

Have you tried vinegar or baking soda? How about both of them together? It doesn't make the smell go away, but the chemical reaction is neato.