BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
11/17/2006 04:48 AM

Yeah yeah, i'm not funny today, blah blah blah, go Frost yourself, thank you.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/17/2006 04:56 AM

no Dice

Yorkie Thompson: Antivirus'n. 60,724 12
11/17/2006 05:52 AM

<action>takes a drag off his cigarette</action>





Frostin' Poe.

Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
11/17/2006 06:35 AM

I gave up exactly 3 weeks ago too.



Only because I got a cough that was so earth shatteringly powerful, I cracked a rib.



I really need to find a fake reason for cracking it so I don't seem like a twat.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/17/2006 06:39 AM

Rough sex. Please say rough sex.







I'm considering using that for my shoulder, just having your feet slide out from under you is pretty lame.

Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
11/17/2006 06:44 AM

I'll have to construct a whole story about my adventures with rough sex, because I guarantee if anyone asks, the first thing they'll say is "Haha! How did THAT happen?" and I'm pretty sure they'll want more details than "Well, it was sex, but rougher."

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/17/2006 07:02 AM

If the rough sex line is unusual enough for them to ask further questions, your life is boring.

Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
11/17/2006 07:06 AM

My life's not boring, my friends are just perverts.

Daggy 86,705 14
11/17/2006 07:25 AM

Smoking is THE single most disgusting and unattractive habit I have ever come across.



It stinks. It looks repulsive. I especially hate to see women smoking, it makes me feel physically ill.

Neep- Sinners are dumb. Throw rocks at them. 35,066 15
11/17/2006 07:34 AM

<action>crosses "crates and crates of fags" of the list of things to buy Daggy for SS</action>

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
11/17/2006 07:39 AM

Smoking is THE single most disgusting and unattractive habit I have ever come across.



That's pretty much the same view that all of my friends hold.



This does, however, leave me the opportunity to point out their opinions in a loud voice every time they talk to a hot woman who smokes, and then light one up in a show of solidarity.



All the non-smoking ones I just make sure are too drunk to notice.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/17/2006 08:44 AM

hey Daggy, it can't be worse than somebody chewing though.



No Shakespeare here.



I was talking to this girl who was fairly attractive and I waShakespeare-ing on her, and then she in the middle of it she spits her wad of chew on the ground. I lost my nerve and sort of wandered away. (bleh)

PhucDucken 237,919 21
11/17/2006 08:50 AM

It stinks. It looks repulsive. I especially hate to see women smoking, it makes me feel physically ill.



Yeah, but all the cool kids are doing it.

























...the cool ones who are weak-willed, stupid drug addicts who don't care about anyone around them and who throw away thousands of dollars each year that would be better spent on 2x4s that the could just beat their own skulls in and do the world a favor.











...can yeh spare us a fag?

La Lesbiana Ditdah 123,110 14
11/17/2006 08:53 AM

I was 17 when I went to Europe, and even though I had been warned, when someone asked if we could stop and pick up some fags I burst out laughing right in front of them.



Just doing my part for the stereotypes of America.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/17/2006 08:55 AM

Frostin' quitter.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/17/2006 08:57 AM

I find smoking to be a very peculiar and disgusting habit. I cannot understand why anyone would decide to start doing it in the first place. It smells, it's expensive, and there is so much developing social stigma.



However, like I said in the smell & memory thread, I find anyone who has just come indoors from smoking a cigarrette practically irresistable, so go figure.

Bankey 70,843 10
11/17/2006 09:01 AM

<action>finally steps back in from that smoke</action>



Whats up dudes?

Pumpkin Noggin-Turkey day aproaching 56,642 8
11/17/2006 10:22 AM

I lost my nerve and sort of wandered away. (bleh)

Coming from T4, that's saying a LOT.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
11/17/2006 10:50 AM

I find smoking to be a very peculiar and disgusting habit. I cannot understand why anyone would decide to start doing it in the first place. It smells,



Not if you're the person smoknig it doesn't. Also, I can only smoke in designated areas and open spaces, once there's a law passed to stop people choking me to death by bathing in perfume/deodorant and then climbing onto a packed tube train then I'll stand 20ft away from any non-smoker every time I light one up.



it's expensive,



Costs me less per week than one night on the beer. You folks give up drinking and I'll give up the smokes.



and there is so much developing social stigma.



I find stupidity to be a huge social stigma, but am I allowed to publicy harrass them about it? No.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
11/17/2006 11:04 AM

I have been trying to start smoking for years, but it is really tough. I even tried to put on some patches, to get used to the nicotine, but I still can't get into the habit of going out of the building and smoke a cigarette. I just don't have that kind of willpower.

Pumpkin Noggin-Turkey day aproaching 56,642 8
11/17/2006 11:40 AM

Proof once again that the Mailman either isn't French, was was kicked out for the fact that he doesn't smoke.

Midgets peed in the cranberries. 96,092 48
11/17/2006 11:55 AM

As a smoker who will probably take the habit to the grave (yeah, soon, I know) I think it stinks!

I don't smoke in the house, I won't smoke in resteraunts even if I'm in the smoking section, and I never smoke around my kids or people who will complain about it.



As far as the price goes, as soon as smokes surpass pot I'm switching.

Uncle Sam doesn't want to foot my chemo bills, let him pay for rehab then!





Oh, and NOTHING beats sitting on the patio in the morning with the first cup of coffee and the first menthol of the day!

Dave's not thanking anyone, I earned my shit. 52,827 16
11/17/2006 12:13 PM

Cigarettes -



$5 per pack at a pack a day = $150 per month.



Marijuana -



$80-$100 per oz. for swag

$125-$150 per oz. for the good Shakespeare, easily lasts a month.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/17/2006 12:16 PM

Dave, your cigarrettes are cheap and your weed is expensive.



This is in comparison to Nova Scotia though, where we put huge taxes on smokes and sell really cheap weed (apparently), so maybe that's actually normal.

m squared all trussed up 2,881 7
11/17/2006 12:19 PM

Smokers:



In my little area of Kentucky, you can find cheap cigarettes for $1.20/pack. There is one brand that is pretty good for $1.50. Marlboros are no more than $3.70 at most places. Anyone want to send me some money for a box full?

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/17/2006 12:26 PM

I worked as a temp at Phillip Morris and when they decided they didn't need me anymore, they treated me like Shakespeare. So feel free to switch to RJ Reynolds. Or if you must buy Phillip Morris, at least take a Shakespeare in the empty box and mail it back to them postage due.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/17/2006 02:40 PM

Cigarettes aren't the hardest habit to break (of mine, alcohol was), but it's the one whose temptation recurrs the most frequently and continues to be quite intense even years later.



I haven't smoked in over 16 years, and a couple of days ago I smelled someone's cigarette when they lit up outside of a store, and knew it was my brand (Old Gold) and literally started salivating.



So, uh, good luck with that quitting thing and whatnot.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
11/17/2006 09:47 PM

Yeah, but the great thing about smokers is they get cancer and die a slow, painful death and the rest of us get to laugh at them for it.

ThirstyMcSurly, not jolly till the turkey is gone 4,444 12
11/17/2006 10:02 PM

Have fun crapping your pants at 80. I'll be smoking in my grave while you fester in your own stool because your kids sent you to that crooked nursing home from 60 minutes,..

Brock Sampson 649 6
11/17/2006 10:05 PM

In my little area of Kentucky, you can find cheap cigarettes for $1.20/pack.



For that price, they're probably stuffed with shredded newspaper and old coffee grounds.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/28/2006 10:31 AM

Apparently, cutting down on smoking won't make you immortal. Isn't the risk of death 100% regardless of whether or not you've ever smoked?

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
11/28/2006 11:00 AM

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/28/2006 11:42 AM

I plan to live forever. Or die trying.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
11/28/2006 11:49 AM

congrats on the stopping smoking Lep, how long did you last?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
11/28/2006 11:49 AM

I plan to live forever





Keep having kids, Janey, and it will just seem forever.

syncope 49,019 14
11/28/2006 11:55 AM

There are pills that you take twice a day to block nicotine from hitting your neurons in whatever way it needs to. A friend of mine tried them out and quit in a week. You can smoke and smoke and smoke and it does nothing; you still fiend. Eventually, you realize it's pointless and stop buying packs.



You only need an ounce of willpower for two seconds of the day to take your pills.



Just FYI if anyone wants to quit. I don't know the name of the stuff offhand, and it's a tad pricey ($400 I think), but if you're trying to quit and struggling it might help.



I'll go ahead and STFU N00B now.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
11/28/2006 11:58 AM

I was so crabby that my girlfriend made me smoke a cig so I would stop being such an Emerson.

SHP- whatever 181,795 70
11/28/2006 12:02 PM

Your girlfriend is an enabler. Did she at least smoke your pole in return?

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
11/28/2006 12:03 PM

you know if you brush your teeth that smell goes away and you wouldn't need to mask it with cigarettes.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
11/28/2006 12:07 PM

You only need an ounce of willpower for two seconds of the day to take your pills.



You don't know many smokers do you?

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
11/28/2006 03:04 PM

let him pay for rehab then!



Rehab.





For pot smokers?





You ever suck Coleridge for pot?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
12/05/2006 04:55 PM

If you really want to quit smoking, I found this neato article:



A simpler way to go is bottled cinnamon sticks, available at any supermarket. I used these every time I quit, and they really helped me. I would chew on them, inhale air through them, and handle them like cigarettes. Once someone asked me, "Excuse me, but is that an exploded firecracker in your mouth?"

Yorkie Thompson: The Zombie 60,724 12
12/05/2006 05:08 PM

That's seriously the gayest thing I've ever heard. If I saw someone pretending to smoke with a cinnamon stick I'd punch them in the face. And then make cider.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/05/2006 05:14 PM

I was so crabby that my girlfriend made me smoke a cig so I would stop being such an Emerson.



When did you get a girlfriend?



And how much are you paying her?

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/05/2006 05:15 PM

And then make cider.



Does blood taste good in apple cider?

Chit 178,781 15
12/05/2006 05:25 PM

Norm McDonald clears up all those smoking myths for you here in this clip.





Plus, you have to love the name, PoeTV !



-NSFW

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/05/2006 06:01 PM

I don't smoke cigarettes because it tastes like tubgirl in my mouth.



A hookah, though, man I can smoke a good hookah like my life depended on it.

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/05/2006 06:05 PM

So I like transvestites, is that so bad?!

jeeniRoach 47,787 51
12/05/2006 11:11 PM

For those of you that need a visual of snorkie and his hookah.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
12/06/2006 02:52 AM

When did you get a girlfriend?



And how much are you paying her?





One night, $20.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/06/2006 03:14 AM

you must be in town.