Stuey loves me.... 33 6
11/19/2006 06:10 AM

ages 5+??

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/19/2006 07:38 AM

when these get recalled I'm gonna buy a whole case and send them to all the GABettes(and a couple of the guys too0. I'll demand pictures of them using my gift under the guise of some sort of fundraiser(maybe the "Toasters for Tots in a bathtub" fund or ......



sorry I forgot what I was talking about, I got distracted by a commercial for Hamilton Beach toaster ovens.

Lloyd. Just Lloyd 48,662 14
11/19/2006 10:35 AM

Check out the customer reviews on Amazon.com.



My favourite is "Unfortunately, we're finding that after about 10 minutes of heavy playtime, it loses it's rigidity! The shaft-like structure just falls over and simply will not respond for 24 hours."

Pram tootin' 80,728 42
11/19/2006 10:40 AM

Sweet! Does she say cool phrases like "it's warm in here", and "hayyy, why does this old mine shaft smell like bloody sardines"?

Pumpkin Noggin-Turkey day aproaching 56,642 8
11/20/2006 10:08 AM

Me thinks this one has Demo's gift to his beloved written all over it.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/20/2006 10:22 AM

Oh god, the snorkel is just too much.

The Narrator 10,950 10
11/20/2006 10:26 AM

New! From the makers of the Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick and Sesame Street 'The Count' 1/2" Vinyl Counting Beads!



OllieChestEnerprises LLC.

ThirstyMcSurly, halfway past awful 4,444 12
11/20/2006 05:40 PM

I wonder who did the product testing?

Sarah only eats mashed potatos on Turkey Day 30,601 8
11/20/2006 05:43 PM

"In order to have an orgasm, you need to use the vibrator! Say vibrator! C'mon, say it! Great job!"

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/20/2006 05:46 PM

Damn, it's no longer available. I wanted to get one as a prank present for a friend.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
11/20/2006 05:50 PM

Suuuuuure. For a "friend."

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/20/2006 05:51 PM

I've got a boyfriend. I don't need sex toys.















Much.

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
11/20/2006 06:01 PM

I've got a boyfriend. I don't need sex toys. Much.



Awww, sounds like someone needs a zmooch...

Snorky 45,655 12
11/20/2006 06:04 PM

How do fat people with bad skin get boyfriends?



Seriously, I'd like to know. It might help me get one.

Snorky 45,655 12
11/20/2006 06:05 PM

Oh great, now it sounds like I need a boyfriend.



Fat Frost-ing fingers. I hate you.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
11/20/2006 06:07 PM

No matter who you are, there is someone out there who will Frost you.

Snorky 45,655 12
11/20/2006 06:07 PM

That's different.

Snorky 45,655 12
11/20/2006 06:08 PM

Also it was a joke. I'm really a super studmuffin. Grrr.

Jesus' Buddy 21 6
11/20/2006 08:42 PM

Requires 2 AAA batterys



Oh goodie! It vibrates too!

ThirstyMcSurly, the new anti-drug. 4,444 12
11/21/2006 05:15 AM

Shakespeare that's half the point...

Pumpkin Noggin-Turkey day aproaching 56,642 8
11/21/2006 09:32 AM

This one looks a bit more realistic.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
11/21/2006 10:11 AM

Ew, that last one Pumpkin linked to has a "bio."





Tabi:

I'm the friendly one. Let's hang!

Likes: Fluffy pillows

Dislikes: Car horns

Best Buddies: Pizzazz

Where I'm from: A cozy nest

My power sign means: Affection





Heh, I'll show her my fluffy pillows and cozy nest.

Pumpkin Noggin-Turkey day aproaching 56,642 8
11/21/2006 10:17 AM

Can we see 'em too Erica?



PLEASE?







NO? Frost