Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/28/2006 09:03 PM

Neep, damnit, Neep wants a clever foot-related name.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/28/2006 09:04 PM

Mutant. Mutie for cuteness/shortness.

Mike (makes baby Jesus cry) 1,692 7
11/28/2006 09:05 PM

How about Klodd Hopp'r.

Demonfire You 1,039 8
11/28/2006 09:14 PM

Clearly the name you are looking for is Count Rugen.

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/28/2006 09:21 PM

Pedicat.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
11/28/2006 09:26 PM

Horse.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
11/28/2006 09:27 PM

I named my cat Sebastian J. Witherspoon III. I call him "Trip" for short, due to the III.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
11/28/2006 09:28 PM

He doesn't have large feet though. I would name him Dr. Scholls.

Thud 68,497 19
11/28/2006 09:32 PM

Call it Sasquatch.

Thud 68,497 19
11/28/2006 09:37 PM

Sassy for short.

Joe Phlanx would prefer an edit feature 1,919 8
11/28/2006 09:44 PM

As always, my suggestions for names are simple impersonal (but for kitties , said very adorable like) Titles, e.g. Kitten, Cat, some that are already taken, Fatty Cat, Moose Cat, Weiner Dog (a cat). Yes, our collective is well aware that we are insane.

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
11/28/2006 09:46 PM

So much for a grieving period.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
11/28/2006 09:47 PM

My brother had a cat he called Little Girl Cat.

Demonfire You 1,039 8
11/28/2006 09:47 PM

Gorgonzola Ampersand.

Joe Phlanx would prefer an edit feature 1,919 8
11/28/2006 09:54 PM

Count Chockula, I don't care what it looks like, I don't care if I misspelled Chockula.

Chit 178,781 15
11/28/2006 09:59 PM

I have a lizard that had a few toes bitten off by his brother when he was just days old.



His name is "Toes"

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/28/2006 10:02 PM

I hope Tigger doesn't go all alpha male and eat it.



Griffens was alpha male right to the end. That's why the neighbour that bought him to us when he was dying was so shocked, she'd seen him beating up her cat, and the neighbour in between us' cat, just recently. Tigger had his back though. Like, Griffens was a mafia boss, Tigger was his goon.

Chit 178,781 15
11/28/2006 10:17 PM

When Toes tries to scale the back part of the couch, (the vertical part) he digs his toenails in and the foot with toes missing just burns rubber, while the other three have to propel him up the hill.



He always ends up spun around at least 90 degrees to his right.



It's funny as hell.

Chit 178,781 15
11/28/2006 10:35 PM

How about "Digits"

Thud 68,497 19
11/28/2006 10:42 PM

Or Peds.

Chit 178,781 15
11/28/2006 10:52 PM

A cat with six toes is pretty unique though.











That would make four really cool keychains.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/28/2006 10:54 PM

A mutant? Name it "Jaggy."

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
11/29/2006 12:20 AM

Oddly enough, Ernest Hemingway, the notoriously masculine writer had affection for cats.





No, he did not eat them, he actually let them hang around, and live in the same house.





I wish some would have edited "A Movable Feast," but that is not to my point here.





Descendents of his own cats still live at his Key West home. (Now a house-museum. Or should that be Mewseum?)





The thing: most of them were polydactyl (6 clawed).





Therefore, call the kitten "Ern(ie)," "Ernestine," or "Hem."

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
11/29/2006 03:16 AM

Taking into account his extremely large feet you can now make jokes about other parts of his anatomy. His name could be "Schlong". Or better yet "Giant Frost-ing Cat Coleridge". Or last of all you could name him "Hammerhead", after the world's biggest dick.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
11/29/2006 03:45 AM

Wow, DB, all that effort for such a short little fizzled finish?



But that's nothing new for you, is it?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
11/29/2006 03:49 AM

In some contexts, calling a guy "world's biggest dick" is not an insult.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/29/2006 09:11 AM

No, Declan, Calling him one is an insult, saying he HAS one is a complement.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
11/29/2006 09:18 AM

How about Myownershaventfiguredoutyetthatcatssuckaspets ?

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
11/29/2006 09:43 AM

So much for a grieving period.



Silly, periods only grieve when they're flushed down the toilet with a dead baby.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/29/2006 09:59 AM

Seeing as it's polydactyl, and your parents are now into birds.



POLY, the Norwegin Blue.

Cracka 68,758 11
11/29/2006 09:59 AM

Prince Humperdink?

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
11/29/2006 10:25 AM

It's Count Rugen Emerson.



Dead.To.Me.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
11/29/2006 10:35 AM

Antonio Alfonseca

Cracka 68,758 11
11/29/2006 10:36 AM

<action> hangs head in shame and waits for Chance to break up with him</action>

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/29/2006 12:05 PM

Not to be a downer or anything, but how about :



Leppy

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
11/29/2006 12:11 PM

You don't think I thought of that when I saw this thread was bumped?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
11/29/2006 12:11 PM

Wanker.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/29/2006 12:13 PM

Sorry.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
11/29/2006 12:34 PM

No, she meant she's naming it Wanker.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/29/2006 01:06 PM

I may or may not have been namming it Sorry.



I'll never tell.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
11/30/2006 04:25 AM

Jaggy isn't actually here but the rest of us have gone through the thread (I read it out to mum and dad). Ok, we decided not to just name it after someone with 6 fingers. Toes, Digits and Peds are ok, but not really weird enough for our family. The short list:



Pedicat, thanks to Humphrey. It's Poecat made of toes!



Poly, the Norwegian Blue, thanks to Pumpkin. My mum really likes this one.



And my personal favourite (thanks Declan, I tweaked your idea).



Here goes...*takes a deep breath* Sandy is short for Sandra Bullock who starred in "In Love and War" which was based on "A Farewell to Arms" and the book "Hemingway In Love and War" which are respectively authored by and about Ernest Hemingway who had an uncharacteristic fondness for his cats who spawned generations and generations of freaky polydactyl mutants.



Sandy also fills the irony quota because the kitten our brother can send us is black. :D

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/30/2006 06:27 AM

How about Sally, after Sandy's character in practical magic? Then we can start working on getting a ginger one to call Gilly.

KChikita - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
11/30/2006 07:58 AM

This kitty lives at the Hemingway House in Key West, and has 22 toes.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/30/2006 09:21 AM

I have 22 toes.



Sometimes I take them out of the jar and sing to them.

Aimless 54,807 10
11/30/2006 09:28 AM

I like the "Toes" suggestion. You should name him Toes.





AIMLESS HAS SPOKEN!

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/30/2006 10:27 AM

YEAH! I made a list....a KIWI list no less.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
11/30/2006 01:32 PM

Sometimes I take them out of the jar and sing to them.



Are they human toes?

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
11/30/2006 01:39 PM

no, chicken toes...He buys them in bulk from Phuc.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
11/30/2006 01:54 PM

Thanks, I think.





However, note this, and note this well.



I am not a fan of Sandra Bullock.





In fact, the wrong person wound up on the train track that day.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
11/30/2006 03:48 PM

Declan, don't be mean.

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
11/30/2006 04:01 PM

Call it Doc Martin

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/30/2006 06:20 PM

Who ended up on a train track?

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
12/01/2006 01:38 AM

The male lead in the Sandra Bullock epic "While You Were Sleeping."





For further information, go look at imdb.com

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/01/2006 02:28 AM

Oh yeah. That movie was terrible.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/01/2006 02:36 AM

I hope it was something like, "While you were sleeping last night I boned your entire family, including you."

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/04/2007 01:32 AM

Sshhhh... be very quiet. There is a tiny black kitten sleeping on my hip.



Jaggy is at work, but we haven't decided if she is a Sandy/Poly/Notadog/Pedicat.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/04/2007 01:37 AM

Count Tyrone Rugen

Jade - Cold and Bitchy 14,453 11
01/04/2007 01:38 AM

Pedicat. That name bloody rules.

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 01:40 AM

Casturbation

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 01:41 AM

Beaver

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/04/2007 01:42 AM

I'm thinking Pedicat.



I actually have 2 cats on me, because they brought one up for my brother's family.



That's 48 toes!

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 01:42 AM

Puttytwat

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 01:43 AM

Cautillus

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 01:43 AM

the Castulator

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/04/2007 01:58 AM

Hahahaha! I just explained the name "Pedicat" to my 7-year-old nephew. He looked very concerned and said, "it think you should discuss this with GranPat and Granddad Bill first."

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/04/2007 02:36 AM

So far Pedicat does one facial expression. Disdain. I love her already!



Pedicat is the black one with the look of disdain on her face.



Hehe!

Disdain, I tells ya!

Yessss...

So tiny!

Big feet are good for batting

Disdain!

Jade - Cold and Bitchy 14,453 11
01/04/2007 02:40 AM

I. Want. Those. Kittens.



They are so super cute!



*squeals like an excited fangirl*

ringworm 68,315 13
01/04/2007 02:44 AM

much anger in him... like his father.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/04/2007 02:55 AM

I will kill you all if you don't name him Shelby Foote. Kiwis may not be familiar with him, but I think that Chickens and Whistler will agree that he's certainly deserving of having a cat named after him. Plus he only just died a year and a hlaf ago. It's quite likely that he's come back as your cat.

BlueLep 13,144 10
01/04/2007 04:51 AM

Name it Penis.









If not maybe Godzilla.











Ah Frost it, name it Zargon!

BlueLep 13,144 10
01/04/2007 04:56 AM

Wow, I didn't realize how Frost-ing OLD this thread was.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/04/2007 07:21 AM

So far Pedicat does one facial expression. Disdain. I love her already!



Neep, your kittens are really cute, but I hate to break it to you that most cats only do one expression, and it is always disdain.



It's what makes them better than dogs. Or if you are a dog person, it's what makes them inferior to dogs.



I'm not talking about you though, Dogs. Just ordinary dogs.



Hell this is confusing. Never mind.

Millie 116,988 28
01/04/2007 11:35 PM

God, I love kittens! Damn it, I want a kitten!



I was going to say something like, "Is there such a thing as an ugly kitten?" and then I realized someone would link to that poor one-eyed kitten.

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 11:37 PM

Yeh, kittens are nice.



Until they die.

Thud 68,497 19
01/04/2007 11:41 PM

Yeh, kittens are nice.



Until they die.



Yeah, kinda opposite of how you might be nice once you die?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/04/2007 11:41 PM

I think it was Samuel Clemens who said, The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it leaves a cat turd in your slipper.

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/04/2007 11:42 PM

Yeah, kinda opposite of how you might be nice once you die?



And that was almost funny.

Thud 68,497 19
01/04/2007 11:45 PM

And that was almost funny.



How would you know the difference? So far you haven't shown any aptitude for humor, so is mommy helping you figure things out?

The Evil Strawberry 98,000 37
01/04/2007 11:45 PM

<action>kicks Raid's ass on behalf of Thud because she still feels guilty for the misunderstanding the other night.</action>

Thud 68,497 19
01/04/2007 11:47 PM

Thank you, Straw. All if forgiven, how could I stay mad at a woman who kicks the ass of random internet strangers you?

The Evil Strawberry 98,000 37
01/04/2007 11:48 PM

<action>leaves Raid bleeding in a gutter.</action>Oh, it was my pleasure.

Millie 116,988 28
01/05/2007 12:29 AM

Both my kittens died in the past few months!



Thanks for reminding me, you insensitive bastard!

Thud 68,497 19
01/05/2007 12:34 AM

So, is this new annoyance another Losty personality?

Raid Kridley 0 0
01/05/2007 12:35 AM

I'm sorry Millie, I had no idea.



I had a cat that died once too, I didn't care that much though.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/05/2007 01:52 AM

Hehe! Millie, that kitten looks like it has been sniffing co drinking milk!

Millie 116,988 28
01/05/2007 11:21 PM

She just had white spots on her face, and white paws.



She was known as a Snowshoe Siamese.



<sob> She was so cute!!!



Now she's dead.

Ridley 0 0
01/05/2007 11:28 PM

But as long as you keep her memory safe in your heart, she will never leave your side...

Ridley 0 0
01/05/2007 11:30 PM

HOLY Shakespeare! Wrong link.



Right link.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/06/2007 02:03 AM

Snowshoe Siamese



plain old cat w/ some siamese back there in her family tree somewhere.