Tweak 18,881 12
11/29/2006 06:45 AM

Because Skippy's not pretty funny sophisticated cool manly carnivorous tough talented popular good enough?

Eat Me, Pilgrim 19,912 12
11/29/2006 06:53 AM

Metapause makes everyone safer.



Ok, I'll give it a shot..



1. There's supposed to be a link in there somewhere?

2. You're even dumber than we previously thought, because it's spelled menopause.

3. ...

Tweak 18,881 12
11/29/2006 06:58 AM

<action>raises his hand, jumps up and down.</action>Profit! Phase three is profit!

Dead Battery-The Razor In Your Apple 2,533 9
11/29/2006 12:51 PM

When I hit preview it showed it dammit. Frost-ing 6.0....

I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
11/29/2006 01:50 PM

When I hit preview it showed it dammit. Frost-ing 6.0....









Lies, all lies.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
11/29/2006 02:25 PM

Metapause makes everyone safer.



Is that the super powered version of menopause?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/29/2006 04:43 PM

if it does, does it come with a cape?

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
11/29/2006 04:47 PM

Frost you tweak!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/29/2006 04:57 PM

So. . .was there a link? Are we ever going to get to see it?

ThirstyMcSurly,filthy stocking stuffer 4,444 12
11/29/2006 05:30 PM

it's just that damn picture of her vagina again.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
11/29/2006 05:31 PM

this one?

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
11/29/2006 05:31 PM

so um... does anyone know why millie hates me?

ThirstyMcSurly,filthy stocking stuffer 4,444 12
11/29/2006 06:04 PM

I think it might be the chocking thing....alot of guys get creeped out by that during sex. A lot not all of them.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
11/29/2006 10:59 PM

Do you mean MENOPAUSE?



Moron.



Also, I'm only 41, you simpleton.

Thud 68,497 19
11/29/2006 11:02 PM

Ah, younger women are the spice of life.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
11/30/2006 02:45 AM

Either Frost-ing way you grammar gestapo...



LINK!!!!!!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/30/2006 03:35 AM

Do you mean MENOPAUSE?



Moron.



Also, I'm only 41, you simpleton.



People on Gab are stupid. I forget which one, but some irritating new person once made some remark about me being old and menopausal.



I am twenty.



My picture is in the album and look young for my age.



People are stupid.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
11/30/2006 03:40 AM

And your link was about PMS, which is not menopause, or even metapause. In fact, it is kind of the opposite.



See what I mean about people being stupid?

anhishere creator of Kwanzaa 11,158 14
11/30/2006 03:45 AM

Girls are mean.

Tweak 18,881 12
11/30/2006 03:58 AM

They get meaner when they become women.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
11/30/2006 04:42 AM

Girls are mean.







I know.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
11/30/2006 06:20 AM

Does Daisypie know Millie is single?

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
11/30/2006 08:19 AM

Either Frost-ing way you grammar gestapo...



This reminds me..



At work today, our new Master Chief referred to me as a Nazi Gestapo bastard.



There's really no point to this, I just thought I'd share.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
11/30/2006 11:07 PM

Thanks SCB, I thought the same thing.



That person knows nothing about a woman's body, apparently. What a surprise.



I am unmarried, but I do get laid fairly regulary. I'm sure much more often than the dumbass men here who are constantly insulting me in an attempt to get my attention.



Also, I love the way it's implied that I'm unmarried because I have no choice. It's my choice to be married or not, and if I wanted to remarry, I'm sure I wouldn't have any problem finding a man who wanted to do it.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/30/2006 11:48 PM

we insult because we lust, millificent.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 12:11 AM

tis true.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/01/2006 12:13 AM

...the dumbass men here who are constantly insulting me in an attempt to get my attention.



No kidding, idiots.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/01/2006 12:14 AM

ur dum.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 12:40 AM

actually I do it in the hopes the constant assaults on your self esteem will eventually break you down and make you desperate enough to actually consider dating me.





Of course now that I've said that I realize that the threshold at which you'd kill yourself is much higher than the point at which you'd date me.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/01/2006 01:37 AM

And your link was about PMS, which is not menopause, or even metapause. In fact, it is kind of the opposite.





I realize that. Menopause makes PMS STOP! Which is what makes people safe. I know what menopause is. I just can't spell it dammit.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 01:41 AM

you've obviously never been around women going through it. It's like their Aunt Flow has come to visit and decided to move in for a couple years.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/01/2006 01:43 AM

But there is always a calm at the end of the storm. Kind of like castrating a man. Sure he screams and bitches as his nuts get removed. But at teh end he is nice and calm.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/01/2006 01:59 AM

I'm guessing that this is something you know from personal experience?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 09:47 AM

a mom and a step mom. I'm still trying to decide if it would have been worse if their experiences coincided or if it was worse having them back to back.

Pubah, Run Tell it on the Mountian 56,805 18
12/01/2006 05:53 PM

Why is Millie still single?





Cause she hasn't gotten to know me yet...that's why.



Now put that where it feels best.

Pubah, Run Tell it on the Mountian 56,805 18
12/01/2006 06:04 PM

Huh, cat got your tounge?



I should be so lucky.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/01/2006 11:32 PM

I'm guessing that this is something you know from personal experience?

I watched "Hard Candy" three times.

Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/02/2006 12:52 AM

I'm guessing that this is something you know from personal experience?

I watched "Hard Candy" three times



And do you feel better for it now??



Pull on your big girl panties and face it... YOU KNOW NOTHING about being a chick...



Why do guys think PMS and Menopaus is the answer to everything?

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/02/2006 03:24 AM

Menopause is the cure to the disease of PMS.

Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/02/2006 03:27 AM

Menopause is the cure to the disease of PMS.



Go shove it up your bum... You have NO idea...

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/02/2006 03:32 AM

You're right. Guys have no clue. And we don't care either as long as you clean the house, have dinner on the table, and fellate me while I watch Monday night football.

Twatwaffle 7,400 0
12/02/2006 12:05 PM

our new Master Chief



That's nothing, I know the Arbiter!