The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/01/2006 11:57 AM

Retire the Tooth Icon.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 11:58 AM

I second that one.



Perhaps a smallish blurb (just a banner ad maybe) on the main page?

Cracka 68,758 11
12/01/2006 11:58 AM

I thought issuing him the 134th funniest for all time would be nice, but I don't know if your haxor kung fu is powerful enough that's even possible.

The Bells Were Ringing Out For Christmas Jade 14,453 11
12/01/2006 11:59 AM

HoB has a banner at the top of the page reading "HoB - Leppy was here." Maybe we could have something similar.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/01/2006 12:00 PM

Maybe the banner could randomely link to his funniest and last posts?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 12:01 PM

I'm with HP, retire the tooth.

Lila's Too Sexy For This Thread 78,555 13
12/01/2006 12:01 PM

I third the tooth idea. Also, that's the first time I've ever typed that sentence out in my entire life.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/01/2006 12:02 PM

What about rather than retiring the tooth icon (which will not mean squat to anyone new - it just won't be there), you put Leppy's face over it like that one with that other guy that I can never remember what his name is. Jim Petry?

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
12/01/2006 12:03 PM

Kind of going along with the retiring the tooth icon, what about a post-humous custom icon?

Under the Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/01/2006 12:06 PM

Retire the tooth.



Redesign the tooth so it has his name on it.



Make the tooth a special icon that you can unlock if you pay a fee to use it, kind of like a king or queen for a month. The money could go to paying for hamster feed around here.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/01/2006 12:06 PM

I don't think creating him a custom icon is a good idea because we don't know what he'd truly want. We also don't know if the family wants his face all over Gab as an icon. Let's just retire the tooth.

Kittuns 44,835 9
12/01/2006 12:06 PM

Did anyone think of retiring the tooth icon? Because that seems like a good idea.

DemonMonkey, a man, of wealth, and taste. 166,252 10
12/01/2006 12:07 PM

What about rather than retiring the tooth icon (which will not mean squat to anyone new - it just won't be there)



Not quite. Leave the tooth icon on the icon selection page, but with no check box and a little message. "In memoriam." or "Are you Leppy? No. You are not Leppy. Only Leppy was Leppy."



That way new people will always see the curious little note and ask about it, and the veterans will fill them in and reminisce. That seems like a nice way to keep him in the sites memory.

The Bells Were Ringing Out For Christmas Jade 14,453 11
12/01/2006 12:09 PM

I like Demo's idea. I'm seconding it.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
12/01/2006 12:14 PM

I think that picture of him in his dress greens needs to be in the "L" section of the album....forever.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/01/2006 12:16 PM

That way new people will always see the curious little note and ask about it, and the veterans will fill them in and reminisce. That seems like a nice way to keep him in the sites memory.



If by filling them in and reminiscing, you mean telling them to STFU and that they'll never be as good as Leppy, them I'm with you.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/01/2006 12:17 PM

Demo's idea is cool.

Cracka 68,758 11
12/01/2006 12:28 PM

I think we should go ahead and start a zug cemetary page. We have a photo album, why not a cemetary. Plus, Phuc is pretty old. We better have him make it before he's in it.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/01/2006 12:30 PM

good idea Demo, but I say no note. Just an unselectable icon.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 12:30 PM

Demo's





All those going with the Monkey's idea yell "DONKEY CALL!"

DemonMonkey, a man, of wealth, and taste. 166,252 10
12/01/2006 12:33 PM

I considered that CS, but I think without a note of some sort people would just think the lack of a check box was a technical glitch.



I mean, before they have been here a few days and discovered that in Gabworld, absolutely nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...404 ERROR VIGODA NOT FOUND

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/01/2006 12:34 PM

donkey call...



Sorry I didn't yell it, I have a sore throat.

Trixxie 65,026 15
12/01/2006 12:46 PM

I Like Demo's Idea but I like Skippy's too. Those of us that are here now will know why it is unselectable and figuring out why and who Leppy was becomes a new Noob right of passage. I definately like Chris's Idea. There is a pencil portrait of him, copies exist on HoB and I'm sure will make it to the memorial site that is excellent also.

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/01/2006 12:49 PM

We could make a likeness icon of Leppy and then people who donate a certain amount to whatever charity the fambly designates can use it if they want.



What better way to be memorialized than in a little pic that people can get all petty and jealous about?

Trixxie 65,026 15
12/01/2006 12:50 PM

I don't know how his family would feel about that.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/01/2006 12:52 PM

They didn't like my idea of a FREE likeness icon, what makes you think they're gonna like PAYING for it?

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/01/2006 12:54 PM

If you think his family wouldn't like the idea of his face or likeness being here, how about an icon that is symbolic of him?

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 12:54 PM

a little pic



Like there could be a BIG pic of him? Come one, he was a TINY little guy.

Cracka 68,758 11
12/01/2006 12:54 PM

So nobody liked the cemetary page? Nobody? You sir, in the back, did you raise your hand? No? Just stretching. Ah. Ok.





Well I thought it was a good idea. Sooner or later Gabbers are gonna start dropping like flies. Then what?

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 12:56 PM

That's why some of us have children Crack...



To keep GAB ALIVE!

DemonMonkey, a man, of wealth, and taste. 166,252 10
12/01/2006 12:58 PM

If you think his family wouldn't like the idea of his face or likeness being here, how about an icon that is symbolic of him?



Like, ummm...



A tooth?

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/01/2006 01:00 PM

Fine, go with the tooth, but at least pimp it up some.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 01:02 PM

a tooth in dress greens perhaps?

Trixxie 65,026 15
12/01/2006 01:03 PM

But a green beret on it.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 01:05 PM

Yeah, Trixies right, otherwise it would just look like a tooth that had spinach stuck in it....



go with the beret

Chit 178,781 15
12/01/2006 01:06 PM

Dedicate "Prank the Monkey" to him.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 01:07 PM

Dedicate "Prank the Monkey" to him.



But what would you do for the years months BEFORE it comes out?

syncope 49,019 14
12/01/2006 01:28 PM

I noticed right now we have the list of people here and I'm "And the always funny syncope."



Why not put his name permanently there? Maybe with something a little catchier than "the always funny..."

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/01/2006 01:54 PM

Like, "And the more than mostly dead Leppy"?

Baby Jesus loves you 15,189 12
12/01/2006 02:05 PM

Is anyone sending flowers? E-mail in profile.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/01/2006 02:06 PM

I think Trae was putting out some info on that.

Starting to look a lot like Traemas 156,790 17
12/01/2006 02:13 PM

There have been relationships formed on here, marraiges, births and now, sadly... a death. I think the dedication to him in the book would be a GREAT idea as it truely defines what an affect this site has had on the people who post here.



I also like the idea of the custom icon in memoriam... what about the TOOTH icon with the text "leppy" on it and if people want to donate to the charity of choice, they get to use it.



I like that idea.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/01/2006 02:27 PM

Oooo! I think Donk and Jane should rename their son "Leppy!" the first GAB child named in honor of the first (and hopefully LAST premature) GAB death.



Who cares if the kid already has a name. He's young. He'll forget it.

Under the Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/01/2006 02:52 PM

I think we should add Leppy's name & pic to the lost page.

Under the Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/01/2006 03:07 PM

You know, so people who miss him will get to see him often.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
12/01/2006 07:45 PM

I went to put Leppy's info in the album and he's not on the L or Lost page. Does anyone know if it's because he didn't want to be or just didn't get around to it? I do not want to do anything that might be against his or his family's wishes.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/01/2006 07:56 PM

I know that John just took out the birth years out of our profiles, but I think he should put Leppy's birth-death in his profile with an appropriate "In Memory Of" or something similar. There should be something in his profile for posterity. I'll leave that for better minds and better friends to decide what's best.





There's two dates in time that they'll carve on your stone,

And everyone knows what they mean.

But what's more important is the time that is known,

in that little dash in between.

-Garth Brooks

Twatwaffle 7,400 0
12/01/2006 08:08 PM

I like Demo's idea.



God, GAB really is like a family, innit?



We even have the awkward cousins everyone dislikes, and tries to ignore.



</major setup>

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/01/2006 08:15 PM

Give him an honorary custom icon. Make it a tooth, and retire the old one. Replace the smiley face on the zug logo with the tooth for a while.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
12/02/2006 11:25 AM

Giving him a custom icon post-mortem is kind of pointless. It's not like he can actually use it.



Forcing everyone to use the tooth icon for a day would be kind of cool. You could also add "[RIP Leppy]" behind everyone's name where they post that day.

Pram Something 80,728 42
12/02/2006 12:56 PM

<action> gets really sad for a moment </action>



You know, out of all the people on both GAB and HOB, Leppy was the only HOBGABBLIN who started a birthday thread for me. It was a really nice gesture, and it made my day. I'm gonna miss (confusing) him (with Blue Lep)...



Oh wait, that wasn't him. Why couldn't Squeamish have died? This would have been a perfect tribute for him.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
12/02/2006 04:48 PM

Leppy was funny, and a cool guy off board.





Totally unfortunate this happened to him.







As for any sort of memorial, most ideas discussed so far have good points.





I'd like to see a Green Beret on one of the roots of the tooth, and when idiot n00bs do their idiot n00b thing.....

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/02/2006 05:06 PM

I kinda like Donk's idea. And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Chit 178,781 15
12/02/2006 05:29 PM

We could unofficially change the name of "Orbs" to "Leppys"







It worked rather well when it was done to honor the Maharishi...

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/02/2006 11:59 PM

I like the modified tooth idea, and I agree with Demo that it should have text explaining it. This is not the type of thing that people should have to guess about.

Starting to look a lot like Traemas 156,790 17
12/03/2006 12:06 AM

Exactly.. when is the last memorable GAB death? Oh yeah.. no where. I think it would be awesome to remember him in that way. Especially considering the affect he had on so many people online who never really had a chance to get to really KNOW him.... yet, he felt compelled to be a part of their lives in this vast expanse of 0's and 1's.



Thanks Al.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
12/03/2006 01:18 AM

Exactly.. when is the last memorable GAB death?





this is a close second.

Chit 178,781 15
12/03/2006 01:31 AM

this is a close second.





Wow, I must have matured a lot since then, cause I was overcome by two completely different emotions for those two events...

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
12/03/2006 04:26 PM

How about adding a sick little leprechaun as one of the optional icons?

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/03/2006 06:27 PM

Exactly.. when is the last memorable GAB death?



As bad as the immediate situation is, this has got me thinking about the whole situation in general.



It might suck to think about it, but chances are that Leppy won't be the last person to die on the board whilst being an active GABber and whatever is put in place should really be applicable to all future cases as well.



I'm not sure if the suggestions are to customise the tooth icon and release it for general selection or simply to attach it to Leppy's account (both options seem to have been intimated at). A general release of the icon would eventually see us with a lack of icons to actually customise unless you plan on running the new one alongside the old one. Attaching it to Leppy's account would work but, since it wouldn't restrospectively apply to the posts that he's made, it would require actively seeking the account out in order the view the icon and associated wording. This would work, but I think it would be quite nice to actually display his memory to the populace at large as well as the people who knew him.



Another option (and this would require buy-in from John) would be to create an 'In memory' page with a link to the various user's accounts on it. There could also be a link to a thread on it in which people could pay their respects. An article type thread could suffice for this as it should be something that needs approval before it can be created, but I think it might almost be worth creating a new thread type which wouldn't actually appear on the main board, only in the memory page (to decrease the chances of spam posts and random abuse).



Just my two cents.

<Insert witty name here> 531 6
12/03/2006 06:55 PM

I agree with the 'In Memory' page idea.

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/03/2006 07:05 PM

this is a close second



Or this.



Kind of weird...

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/03/2006 08:01 PM

What if GAB retires the tooth icon?

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/03/2006 08:07 PM

It should be replaced with a soldier.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/03/2006 08:14 PM

Hey, Juan, that deal with Chickens is a long running joke here. One of the longest.



It's why we're so synical when people get hurt. And why we made jokes before we knew Leppy's condition was real.



And you're a Frost-ing no0b.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/03/2006 08:42 PM

HH, don't bother talking to Juan. He's a lost cause. And dumber than Pram and Losty put together, if that's possible.



Can't we just kill him, instead?

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/03/2006 08:50 PM

Jesus. Christ. What did I do?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/03/2006 09:07 PM

Hey, Dit, I'm all for fileting no0bs, but I've been chastized. Feel free to do as you wish.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
12/03/2006 10:04 PM

If you're going to jump all over Juan, you better jump all over me first. If I had been able to find the Chickens is Dead thread, I would have linked to it.



Jesus, Leppy died, and that sucks, but this is still a comedy website. Stop taking Shakespeare seriously.

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/03/2006 10:07 PM

Yeah, really. Shakespeare smells and stuff.



Besides what kind of brains can it have, for me to take it seriously? Shakespeare brains, is what!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/03/2006 10:10 PM

I think Nachos up there has a point. It is indeed very sad that Leppy has died. But he will not be the last person to die on GAB. And it doesn't make any sense to start changing the site or retiring icons, because we would eventually run out of things to change or icons to retire. The idea of a memorial page is nice, because it can be added to without changing the rest of the site.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
12/03/2006 10:12 PM

<action>realizes he'll be flamed off the board for this one</action>

Maybe we could have a dead GABBERS page in the photo album.

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/03/2006 10:12 PM

Heartless bitch.

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/03/2006 10:13 PM

Both of yous.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Writer, 2006 131,887 36
12/03/2006 10:21 PM

Heartless bitch





Well, of course, Snorky.





Heartless bitches tend to marry one another, and breed future generations of heartless bitches.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/03/2006 11:06 PM

I like the idea of the 'Dead GABbers' page.



















I'm sure many of you would like for me to be 2nd on the list.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/03/2006 11:55 PM

Can't we just kill him, instead?



If you do that, you'll have to look at him on the Memorial Page.



What say you just wound him a bit?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/03/2006 11:59 PM

Heartless bitch.



I'm not heartless. I'm just saying that it doesn't make sense to change things like the icon or the main paige because someone died. I'm sorry, but we're not immortal. We will eventually die. And we can't expect John to retire an icon every time it happens. Al would have to draw more to replace them. And then what happens when Al dies?





Oh, and Declan, I'm now telling the little one that Whistler is his favorite McManus brother.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
12/04/2006 12:01 AM

Heartless bitch



What part of "Comedy Website" did you not understand?

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/04/2006 04:01 AM

Maybe we could have a dead GABBERS page in the photo album.



This was actually gonna be my suggestion, too.



The way I see it.. people die every day. Yes, this time it was a GABber, but that doesn't make it any more important than any other death (except for crack whores and politicians).



As for a way of memorializing him "globally" on the site, or in some way so that people who join in the future will be able to find information about who he was... don't take this personally, but that's one of the lamest things I've ever heard.



Yes, some of you knew him quite well both on and off the board and I respect that, but as far as this site is concerned he was just another name with an icon.



No need to yell and scream.. I already know I'm a heartless bastard.. but seriously, I think some of you are making too much of this.



Mourn him if you wish, but I see no need to forever alter the site in honor of him.



... my $.02...

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/04/2006 05:17 AM

<action>pokes the anthill</action>



Oh yeah? So people dying is funny now? Comedy?

ThirstyMcSurly,filthy stocking stuffer 4,444 12
12/04/2006 06:04 AM

Well it depends on who dies. When Johnny Carson died...it wasn't funny

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/04/2006 06:21 AM

If they want to retire icons and change the main page (which I had thought was supposed to be a temporary thing?) or whatever, let them do it. It may not matter a hill of beans to people that didn't care about Leppy, but it matters to those who did. And yeah, other people on this site are gonna die, but this is the first one. Who says we have to treat the next death in the same way? Even if we do treat it the same way, this board is so organic that years from now it will look nothing like it does today anyway, so retired icons and altering the main page is only part of the changing process.



I'm thinking the above paragraph made no sense. Let me sum up. The GABbers who want to mourn Leppy should get to mourn him in the way they most see fit. As far as when the next GABber dies, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/04/2006 06:33 AM

Was he sucked to death by guinnea pigs? Cos I'd laugh if he was.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/04/2006 06:34 AM

Wow, I read slow.

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/04/2006 06:36 AM

I don't think that retiring an icon is an inappropriate change, even considering that many more of us may die while ZUG is still afloat. We can always add more.

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
12/04/2006 06:49 AM

When you retire a jersey, you hang it permanently in the stadium. So if you are going to retire it, you neeed a memorial page.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
12/04/2006 08:02 AM

A memorial page is easy. It doesn't require frequent updates. I'll mock one up and send it to Al and John. Give me a couple days, I'm behind on a couple album updates and some other work I need to get done.

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/04/2006 08:49 AM

Jesus, Leppy died, and that sucks, but this is still a comedy website. Stop taking Shakespeare seriously



Just as a clarification, I was not bitching because juan linked to the "Chickens is dead" thread. I have no problem with making jokes about Leppy or his death, because that's what he did here. Make jokes. He'd expect it.



I just am generally sick of Juan. He's a Frost-ing tard who can't make a joke for Shakespeare, has no idea how to fit in, and posts random crap that pops in his brain even when it has no comedic value and nothing to do with the topic. I am usually nice to n00bs, and try and help them fit in here. But he's been around long enough to get the idea. He acts like a 13-year-old retard who's been off his meds for a month.



I can hate him if I want. So nyah-nyah-nyah.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/04/2006 09:26 AM

A memorial page is easy. It doesn't require frequent updates. I'll mock one up and send it to Al and John.



If we're going to go with a static page, might I suggest updating Leppy's profile with a few words and/or a link to his tribute thread?

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/04/2006 09:29 AM

If we're going to go with a static page, might I suggest updating Leppy's profile with a few words and/or a link to his tribute thread?



I can do that easy. I will ax Trae to come up with something and then I'll post it.

NutCracka. Sweet. 68,758 11
12/04/2006 09:33 AM

I think we should go ahead and start a zug cemetary page. We have a photo album, why not a cemetary. Plus, Phuc is pretty old. We better have him make it before he's in it.





What a great idea!

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/04/2006 01:09 PM

I will dance on all your graves. You too, shooshie.



As per Nachos' idear, I have updated Leppy's user page with links to the memorial site and the memorial thread. These are just easy, immediate things to help people get their Shakespeare together. More to come.

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/04/2006 01:15 PM

I just am generally sick of Juan.



Frost you, you fat dyke.

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/04/2006 01:15 PM

That have enough "comedic value" for ya?

Midgets- wanna play good elf, bad elf? 96,092 48
12/04/2006 01:17 PM

I think it may have already been said, but how about a temporary link to his user page in the banner?

Ditdah, shedding a tear for Leppy 123,110 14
12/04/2006 01:20 PM

Frost you, you fat dyke.



Shut the hell up or I'll sit on you.



(And yes, Juan, you got a 5-er for that one from me.)

Juansidious 7,400 0
12/04/2006 01:22 PM

<action>has no clue what's goin' on</action>Uh... thanks? I guess...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
12/04/2006 01:40 PM

"Frost you, you fat dyke"... Geez, I should have used that one.

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/04/2006 02:00 PM

Can get off the gay-bashing bandwagon and get back to the competitive grieving?

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
12/04/2006 02:01 PM

I miss Leppy more than you, chicken feet breath.

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/04/2006 02:05 PM

Well I'm probably the saddest!

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/04/2006 02:05 PM

Oh shut up.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/04/2006 02:06 PM

I once saw Leppy scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/04/2006 02:07 PM

A link to that page on the photo album would probably help as well (otherwise no Froster will ever find it).

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/04/2006 02:07 PM

I hope that he used a condom. You know what kind of tramp she is.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/04/2006 03:12 PM

Maybe we could retire the tooth, but add a new icon. I get that if we retire an icon every time someone dies eventually we're going to run out, but if we add a new one each time one is retired, we will effectively maintain an adequate icon:gabber ratio.

Nachos - Motivational Speaker 57,521 23
12/04/2006 04:18 PM

But think of all the work Al will have to do when one of us finally snaps and goes on a state-to-state GABber killing spree.



It's hardly fair.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/05/2006 05:24 AM

Regardless of my previous post, I'm really not against the idea of memorializing Leppy in some way. So anyway...



I was folding my laundry earlier, and when I pulled my ZUG "GUNBY" shirt out of the dryer, I had an idea.



What do you all think of dusting the cobwebs off the ole ZUG store and maybe adding something like this? I didn't know his birth year, hence the X's.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/05/2006 05:44 AM

I didn't realise quite how young he was. He graduated highshcool the year I started. That's too young.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/05/2006 05:53 AM

Jeez, with all the effort we're going to, we could just invoke some sort of satanic ritual to bring him back from the dead.



I'm pretty sure that's what he'd really want.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/05/2006 06:09 AM

Sorry, but I don't mess with necromancy.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/05/2006 06:15 AM

How about puppetry?

Tweak 18,881 12
12/05/2006 06:20 AM

Ventriloquism?

Tweak 18,881 12
12/05/2006 06:20 AM

We could call in Aimless(?) and make use of her fetus puppet skills.

Starting to look a lot like Traemas 156,790 17
12/05/2006 08:38 AM

Totally love the Tshirt idea!! It ties into the way he helped me plan the first Gablanta, and how he got his ZUG Tshirt so it would be fitting.

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/05/2006 08:51 AM

OH DEAR GOD.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/05/2006 08:56 AM

Sorry, but I don't mess with necromancy.



My God! Taco, you're a 14th level Necromancer! DO SOMETHING!!!

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/05/2006 09:00 AM

Maybe we could all get one of these for the back windows of our vehicles. Except, maybe, the hands would be holding a frisbee.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/05/2006 09:01 AM

My God! Taco, you're a 14th level Necromancer! DO SOMETHING!!!



On the other hand, that is some necromancy that I could definitely get into.



*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/05/2006 09:01 AM

And maybe it wouldn't say "Carlos Morales."

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/05/2006 09:02 AM

Well we would probably want to keep the name a secret out of respect for the family's privacy.

Starting to look a lot like Traemas 156,790 17
12/05/2006 09:08 AM

I'm going to cut you.

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/05/2006 09:08 AM

Back off, Ese.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/05/2006 09:22 AM

<action>Runs into thread</action>

My God! Taco, you're a 14th level Necromancer! DO SOMETHING!!!



I need putrid water, the nails from a century old coffin, fibers from an ancient mummy wrap, and the essence of a falling star, STAT.

NutCracka. Sweet. 68,758 11
12/05/2006 09:34 AM

I don't like the idea of retiring icons. Livewire doesn't seem like the type of guy who leads a healthy lifestyle, and I'm not ready to give up my... my uh... wierd speculum sperm thing icon.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/05/2006 09:49 AM

I need putrid water, the nails from a century old coffin, fibers from an ancient mummy wrap, and the essence of a falling star, STAT.



Thank God for eBay.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/05/2006 09:49 AM

I always saw it as a bent spoon. At least if my spoon gets retired I could start using the tagline "There Is No Spoon."

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/05/2006 11:15 AM

It's a sperm.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/05/2006 06:54 PM

I've always thought it funny when a clown dies.



Especially if it involves an elephant and a peanut enema.