Ode to Resignation...
A comedy conversation
by Stuey's Fav Girl...  53  6
12/02/2006 02:48 AM 222 views
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by A Edwards
I was weak...
I was unable to stand up for myself.
I let you walk all over me.
I let you be the bully
Every night I went home
I cried myself to sleep.
I couldn't do it in front of you
It was considered weak
Every morning in the shower
I would throw up.
The thought of spending the day with you
Made me sick
I just agreed
I went along with everything
It was the easy way out
It kept the peace.
I gave you information that you didn't need
I listened to things I didn't want to hear
I told you things in confidence
Only to have them thrown back at me by someone else.
You thought you knew me
You thought you could control me
You tried to bully me
You walked over me one last time
I quit
I resigned
You can't hurt me anymore
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Funny
5 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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Chit 178,781  15
12/02/2006 03:03 AM
Oh, and is there any chance of getting you to write me a letter of recommendation before I leave ?
*All and all, a very well written piece of poetry. Congrats on your decision and the poem as well.
(Standing Ovation of One)
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Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/02/2006 03:14 AM
Thanks... the two weeks notice i gave them with no one else to do my job was enough satisfaction for the two years of bullying and crap that I put up with.
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Funny
8 votes
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Livewire 78,229 13
12/03/2006 02:52 AM
I think I hear Alanis Morrissette furiously scribbling some notes.
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Chuckleworthy
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DinoExplosion 1,743 8
12/03/2006 03:50 AM
Really? I heard Green Day.
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Funny
5 votes
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
12/03/2006 04:56 AM
I just saw poetry and decided not to read it.
See Sage? It's not just your posts that I ignore!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Sage of Seattle (Facetiously Festive) 36,465 8
12/03/2006 02:43 PM
<action>feels all warm and fuzzy inside</action> Awww! You sure know how to flatter a guy!
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Funny
7 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/03/2006 03:54 PM
the two years of bullying and crap that I put up with.
That's why they call it a job, dearie.
If it was fun, we would call it a hobby and they wouldn't give you money for doing it.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/03/2006 04:07 PM
You must hate what you do, Dogs. Who says you can't get paid for a hobby?
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/03/2006 04:08 PM
My boss.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/03/2006 04:24 PM
Case and point. Maybe you should quit.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/03/2006 04:24 PM
Join a cult, shave your head, hand out flowers at the airport.
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Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/03/2006 08:42 PM
I would never, EVER give any of my past Shakespearety bosses the satisfaction of a resignation letter like that.
Plus, I can't write poetry for Shakespeare.
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Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/03/2006 09:44 PM
Yeah, but writing for Shakespeare is pretty hard, probably!
I mean, not just everyone can love Shakespeare enough to dedicate poetry to it, huh? Even Shakespeare would have trouble writing 154 sonnets for Shakespeare, I think.
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Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/03/2006 09:46 PM
That damned autosexual.
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Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/03/2006 11:48 PM
it wasn't my resignation letter... my resg letter was a formal thing. I wrote the poem because i was so mad at them
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Thud 68,497 19
12/04/2006 12:14 AM
But did you give them the poem, or did you just suggest they sign up for GAB?
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Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/04/2006 12:18 AM
last i checked my name wasn't anthony...
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Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/04/2006 12:19 AM
No... i haven't given them the poem.. and not about too...
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Amusing
1 votes
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Thud 68,497 19
12/04/2006 12:24 AM
No, Donk, it's "A Edwards". As is some random person with the last name Edwards. And Stuey'sgirl appropriated it.
Maybe that's what the A stands for. Appropriated.
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