GAB Sex Dream #42
A comedy conversation
by Under the Mistletoe  99,723  76
12/03/2006 10:01 AM 256 views
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This one was pretty good. In it, I was kidnapped and forced to live in this rich guy's house as his slave. Lila was there too, only she lived there on her own free will and loved being naked.
I shared a room with her, and she showed me how to dress and told me how to please my new master. I tried explaining to her that I was married to Spicey and I couldn't cheat on him, but that made her angry.
So, she pushed me down on the bed and started sucking on my nipples. She was very, very good at it. So half the dream was her licking them, pulling on them, and just generally turning me on and trying to get me to agree to have a threesome with her and our master.
The rest of the dream was very long and drawn out, but it culminated in Lila giving some visiting banker guy a very good blow job, while I watched.
When I woke up, I told teh Haggis about the dream, and apparently he was excited by it. We had awesome sex for like 2 minutes half the morning. So Lila, if you're coming to NY any time soon, let me know. Spicey and I have something we'd like to discuss with you!
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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Under the Mistletoe 99,723  76
12/03/2006 10:04 AM
"two minutes" was supposed to have a strike through it.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.4
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
12/03/2006 10:09 AM
<action>charges the video camera batteries.</action>
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Jepperoni 58,563 13
12/03/2006 10:15 AM
Coincidence that Lila had pork this morning for breakfast?
I think not.
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0 votes
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Happy Strawlidays 95,470 36
12/03/2006 10:16 AM
I'm going back to bed now, because I'm so depressed that I wasn't in the dream. Yeah, that's the reason.
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0 votes
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Livewire 78,229 12
12/03/2006 12:01 PM
Sounds a lot like Anne Rice's Exit to Eden. Good movie, if you like Rosie O'Donnell and can handle the sight of her in full dominatrix gear.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Happy PhartSack 13,693 15
12/03/2006 12:21 PM
if you like Rosie O'Donnell and can handle the sight of her in full dominatrix gear.
<action>dick shrivels</action>
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0 votes
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Jepperoni 58,563 13
12/03/2006 01:00 PM
Yep, that's the stuff REALLY bad acid trips are made of.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/03/2006 04:20 PM
<action>sighs louder</action>They only GABber sex dream I've been in is my own.
And even I wouldn't let me take part.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Artemis Goldfish 333 7
12/03/2006 05:16 PM
"So, she pushed me down on the bed and started sucking on my nipples."
Turned out that the dog had gotten into the bedroom. Sweet dreams!
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