A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/05/2006 02:11 PM

Why, were the inlaws Pepsi drinkers?

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/05/2006 05:39 PM

My nipples don't face each other!

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/05/2006 05:44 PM

Do they point downwards like mine?

Snork-sensei 45,655 12
12/05/2006 05:46 PM

It's funny that HP noticed that.

Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! 51,764 12
12/05/2006 05:47 PM

'Coke Adds Fur'.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/05/2006 07:07 PM

No, Sararh nor do they wobble too and fro. The nipple are like little rose colored pepples when hard, not udders like that monkey.

Chit 178,781 15
12/05/2006 07:18 PM

My nipples don't face each other!







Hush up and drink your juice box.



There's poop to be flung.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
12/05/2006 07:20 PM

Yes Master.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
12/05/2006 07:37 PM

GABlanta goes horribly awry.

Frickindeal 348 8
12/05/2006 10:03 PM

New photographic proof emerged today that Kate Bush and known Emerson/boyfried Pete Doherty are still using coke.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
12/05/2006 10:51 PM

Monkeys drinking Coca-Cola? Darwin would be so proud.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/05/2006 10:58 PM

Kate Bush?



The singer? I didn't know she was seeing that junkie.



Moss, Bush what's the difference?



Yes, I read People magazine! So sue me!

KingMikeII 354 7
12/06/2006 08:32 AM

Monkey attempts to levitate Coke can... fails

HolyJuan 18 6
12/06/2006 12:05 PM

The Bush twins look a little haggard after partying it up in Bali, Indonesia.

tuituiman 175 7
12/06/2006 05:56 PM

Gee's, I set up this fancy picnic, and she's nothing like I remember at that party!

12th Planet 53 8
12/06/2006 10:11 PM

Hey Joey, it says on this box of condoms, that if we drink Coka-Cola our dicks will fall off.

Frickindeal 348 8
12/06/2006 11:26 PM

Kate Moss. Five orbs for you Millie. Yeah I seriously screwed that one up. Maybe because I really don't care about those people, but still.



"New photographic proof emerged today that Kate MOSS and known Emerson/boyfried Pete Doherty are still using coke."



Not like it's going to work now (or ever would have for that matter).

Frickindeal 348 8
12/06/2006 11:30 PM

And as things always seem to work out, I STILL misspelled "boyfriend".



Off I go to do things not computer-related. I'm thinking my funny took the holidays off :) Or was never there in the first place.

Babage 12 7
12/06/2006 11:38 PM

Whats the difference between homeless people and these monkeys?



Monkeys have greater upper body strength and have a tail.

KingMikeII 354 7
12/07/2006 08:17 AM

"New photographic proof emerged today that Kate MOSS and known Emerson/boyfried Pete Doherty are still using coke."



If a boy fried Pete Doherty, I would laugh out loud

The Jerk Before Christmas 6,311 9
12/07/2006 10:57 AM

I wouldn't touch that Coke if I were you. Don't you know what's in that stuff?

Wilhelm 1 7
12/08/2006 01:53 AM

After all the Mexicans went north of the border, Montezuma had to find some other way to keep the temple grounds nice and tidy. Go get 'em Monkey Butlers!

Wilhelm 1 7
12/08/2006 01:57 AM

If only they were wearing tuxedos... sigh...

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/08/2006 09:41 AM

You can always tell when a capcon goes on the front page. The posts get suckier and the names get mysteriouser.

Slyotter 92 6
12/08/2006 06:53 PM

Looks like the back stage of a Doobie Brothers Concert.

Pram 80,728 42
12/09/2006 02:37 PM

Monkey paparrazi.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/09/2006 11:08 PM

Man, those Florida Gators fans know how to throw a tailgate party!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
12/09/2006 11:13 PM

The nipple are like little rose colored pepples





I have no idea what pepples are, but



fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap



anyway.

MarsMetro 61 8
12/12/2006 09:33 PM

Hey Meathead! Quit reading that box of "Fruitloops," and help me find my acception speech for the new UN Secretary General!

tuituiman 175 7
12/13/2006 07:20 PM

Wife: "Will you stop with the Coca Cola? It'll make you grow abnormally!"



Husband: "Look who's talking..."

givertilyaquiver 0 6
12/15/2006 04:25 AM

Oh no! I spilled a Coke. The ants are going to be all over this like.., well Shakespeare on my ass fur!

ThirstyMcSurly,filthy stocking stuffer 4,444 12
12/15/2006 04:42 AM

I can really relate to that monkey...

I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
12/16/2006 01:24 PM

Peter Gabriel is shocked!

Pisserbyer 104 6
12/18/2006 07:00 PM

Holy crap, if you pretend that giant rock is a computer, and that there are poorly painted walls all around, that totally looks like my bedroom.

Barbs 127 8
12/22/2006 04:03 AM

Monkey: This is where my nuts get thier colour from.

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
12/22/2006 04:11 AM

They are banning sales of Pepsi and Coke in my state ( in India ) because of the high pesticide content.



Nothing funny about this, just a health fact.

beachchick14 144 8
12/24/2006 12:43 AM

Frost-ing Americans

My Logic Is Phlawed. 131,068 34
12/24/2006 12:47 AM

Hahaha, it's like, they're monkeys, and they're eatin' Shakespeare. Hahaha.

12th Planet 53 8
12/28/2006 02:12 PM

Hey Wally, are you sure this can of Coca-Cola has the last "Ex-Lax" pills you put in it from that box you're holding?

KillJoy 1 6
12/28/2006 03:09 PM

I'm tired of masturbating!!!! Give me that Coke can!!!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
12/28/2006 04:31 PM

Hey Wally, are you sure this can of Coca-Cola has the last "Ex-Lax" pills you put in it from that box you're holding?



Is there anyway to do negative clickies on this one?

TCameron 42 7
12/30/2006 02:39 PM

On the set of Apocalypto, two natives are upset that Mel didn't leave any Jager.