TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/07/2006 11:10 PM

...so theoretically, if a GABber were to say, change sexes, what symbol would they get: their genetic one or their surface one? Just as a "what if." Like it would ever actually happen.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/07/2006 11:11 PM

What is your suggestion for the ones who don't fit under either of those categories?

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
12/07/2006 11:13 PM

Probably not the best suggestion for 'Ham to make.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/07/2006 11:13 PM

Thud, I would suggest joining a freakshow for those people. I could get their foot in the door.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:13 PM

Man, I feel like a woman!

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:15 PM

Ok, that was stupid.



I think I'll just go home now.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/07/2006 11:16 PM

Showmaster are you a cannibal?

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/07/2006 11:16 PM

Wait, that's not what you meant, was it.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:17 PM

Depends, what if I only drink blood, eat earwax and boogers?

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/07/2006 11:17 PM

Wherehampstas would just be a little circle.



But a good majority of people would need this one.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:17 PM

I have no idea what you are talking about, but since you asked, I answered.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/07/2006 11:22 PM

Man, I feel like a woman!



There it is. That's what I'm talking about.



I hate having to explain things.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/07/2006 11:22 PM

What the Frost difference does someone's gender make?



Also, if you actually pay attention to what other people write, you can probably deduce who is a man and who is a woman pretty quickly.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/07/2006 11:23 PM

Except maybe Daisypie and Trixxie, because of their girly names.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/07/2006 11:23 PM

And feminine ways.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:24 PM

Daisypie is a man? Goddamnit!

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
12/07/2006 11:26 PM

Millie is right. Just by looking at Millie's posts, I could tell Millie was a hot transvestite. His pictures helped too.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/07/2006 11:28 PM

Well, transvestite is fine.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/07/2006 11:31 PM

Pfft. I have size 5 1/2 feet. There are no transvestites that have itty-bitty feet like mine.



Also, I believe most transvestites actually shave their legs.

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
12/07/2006 11:35 PM

For about 4 months I thought Millie was black.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/07/2006 11:41 PM

Me too. I get people's gender wrong all the time, but I consider that their fault not mine.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/07/2006 11:42 PM

You know what? I may not like BBMcG much, but whomsoever is soccermomming her can eat a bowl of Coleridge.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/07/2006 11:42 PM

That's ok, Taco. Lots of guys make that mistake

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/07/2006 11:43 PM

My picture has been in the photo album for well over two years.



I'm just sayin'...

Nerd, Hanging Lights and Darks. 27,000 12
12/08/2006 12:09 AM

Daisypie; this is how I learned he was a guy...



Because he flat out says it.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/08/2006 01:13 AM

Oh, yes, he's ALL man, if you know what I mean.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/08/2006 01:14 AM

I know exactly what you mean.



However, some women have hairy lips as well.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/08/2006 02:04 AM

Hampsta, if I didn't think this was an attempt at an ironical posting, I would just be in awe that it seems your IQ was lowered just shy of a sack of hammers when your Coleridge'n'balls were cut off.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/08/2006 02:50 AM

I'm focusing on the posssibility thhhat I mighhht get onne of Milllie's cookies.





And I'm also abashed by her blatant statement about 'him' being "all man"

I love it when I blush.

Yorkie Thompson: The Zombie 60,724 12
12/08/2006 02:55 AM

your IQ was lowered just shy of a sack of hammers



Isn't that just a standard part of the surgery to become a woman?

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/08/2006 03:03 AM

SD- You're another reason I'm glad I'm not a woman.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/08/2006 03:03 AM

Shakespeare.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 03:31 AM

Pfft. I have size 5 1/2 feet. There are no transvestites that have itty-bitty feet like mine.



Also, I believe most transvestites actually shave their legs.



I have never felt closer to Millie.



We should go tiny-size show shopping together and when the prissy attendents recoil in horror at our unshaven ankles, you can give them that famous stare-down glare of yours and I can punch them out.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/08/2006 06:01 AM

You make it sound like a scene from 'Wicket's Big Day Out'.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 06:08 AM

You make it sound like a scene from 'Wicket's Big Day Out'.



After googling 'Wicket's Big Day Out" because I have no idea what you meant, I have concluded that you are somehow talking about cricket, which makes sense because you're British and British people always talk about cricket. Or football, and occasionally rugby.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/08/2006 07:13 AM

Some of the posts in this thread got me thinking about why I care about who's male and who's female. I think the biggest reason is that I subvocalize, as do many people. I hear the voice of the writer when I read. When I read editorials, I always pay attention to the editorialist's name so that I can figure out whether to hear a man or a woman.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/08/2006 07:14 AM

When I read some posts from a newbie and get used to hearing a man's voice, then later the newbie starts talking about how heavy her periods are, it's jarring.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/08/2006 07:20 AM

After googling 'Wicket's Big Day Out" because I have no idea what you meant



Wicket.

Tweak 18,881 12
12/08/2006 07:20 AM

I can't believe you started a thread vying for Johns attention without invoking any of the rituals.



Noob.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 07:23 AM

Don't lie. You're English. You meant wicket.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/08/2006 07:29 AM

Hammerhead, according to the photo gallery, you have a normal-size head. How do you keep your tiny brain from rattling around like the last peanut in the can?

Tweak 18,881 12
12/08/2006 07:35 AM

Damn, it's not half obvious you're from the city. Peanuts grow on a vine, not in a can.



Idiot.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 07:37 AM

Now I'm hungry for peanuts.



Vine-grown peanuts that I will eat out of a can.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 07:38 AM

Actually, I'll probably get a small baggie of them when I go out to buy lunch.

Sunoruku-sensei 45,655 12
12/08/2006 07:44 AM

When I read other peoples posts, I read them in my own voice.



Because I am the center of the Universe.

Sunoruku-sensei 45,655 12
12/08/2006 07:44 AM

Frost.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 07:46 AM

I refuse to believe the centre of the universe would Frost up such simple html.







Yeah, that's right. I don't believe in you.

Sunoruku-sensei 45,655 12
12/08/2006 07:48 AM

What, you think being the focal point of all existence is easy?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
12/08/2006 07:56 AM

It is for me!

Sunoruku-sensei 45,655 12
12/08/2006 08:10 AM

Well la-di-da.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/08/2006 09:01 AM

<action>automatically translates into "man" language.</action>You know what? I may not like BBMcG much, but whomsoever is soccermomming her can eat a bowl of Coleridge.



I may not like BBMcG's much massive tits, but whomsoever is soccermomming her ramming her roast beef can eat a bowl of Coleridge needs to ram mine too.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/08/2006 09:11 AM

Frankly I think the idea of labelling people by attaching a gender specific icon to their posts is extremely offensive, even for this place. I agree with Millie, you should be able to tell a persons gender by context if it's even remotely relevant. So no, I don't think we need any special way to mark peoples sexes.



Though an icon to identify the filthy jews would certainly be handy.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/08/2006 09:13 AM

And that, ladies and gentleman, can be searched for in future under the keyword "The Joke That Ensures DemoMonkey Can Never Run For Public Office".

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/08/2006 09:13 AM

The only way I would agree with this proposal if we can also add a button which will allow us to neuter other posters when everyone starts to slobber over each other like a bunch of horny orangutans.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 09:17 AM

Though an icon to identify the filthy jews would certainly be handy.



I thought this was it?

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/08/2006 09:17 AM

Wait, he is Jewish right?

Pram 80,728 42
12/08/2006 09:28 AM

I keep forgetting who's male and female around here, which makes things confusing.



We're not all that sure about you, either, man woman Cousin It.

Sunoruku-sensei 45,655 12
12/08/2006 09:29 AM

Like you should talk.

Chance kicking in the mistletoes general direction 171,275 14
12/08/2006 09:41 AM

Pfft. I have size 5 1/2 feet. There are no transvestites that have itty-bitty feet like mine.



Hmmmm. I have size 11 feetsies. Does this mean I am a transvestite? WHY DIDNT MY PARENTS TELL ME?!! Son of a bitch!

Pram 80,728 42
12/08/2006 09:43 AM

<action>Coleridge slaps Snork </action>

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/08/2006 09:43 AM

I always thought Cracka loved the Coleridge, now we have proof.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/08/2006 10:03 AM

I am a very pretty lady.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/08/2006 10:07 AM

<action>drives a 9 inch spike through Pram's skull.</action>Your honor has been restored Snorkaluffaus.

Pram 80,728 42
12/08/2006 10:11 AM

<action> thinks he might be a little brain damaged as a result of the spike in his head, but isn't sure how </action>



I'm voting for Bush in 2008!

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/09/2006 06:14 PM

Trust me, come 2008 voting will be a thing of the past.

Chit 178,781 15
12/09/2006 06:23 PM

Eat the salted peanuts out the can



--War, Cisco Kid

Juan o-> 7,400 0
12/09/2006 06:30 PM

Sup guys?

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 04:39 PM

Also, there should be some sort of icon for each month's number one.

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 04:43 PM

Frost. It was good while it lasted...