Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 12:38 AM

Look ma, one hand!

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
12/11/2006 12:40 AM

That was awesome.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/11/2006 12:41 AM

Okay, the black box shooting up was a funny bit.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 10:43 AM

Thanks, guys. I thought you would hate it for some reason.



I'm probably going to be doing a lot more "sensitive" and "just not right" animations, because it's fun and offensive to the right people.



The black boxes you mentioned were superimposed, frame by frame. It was a huge pain in the ass, and from now on, if I'm animating freaky sexual Shakespeare, Frost it---I'm not going to bother to censor it.

Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,110 14
12/11/2006 10:46 AM

Is that safe to look at while I'm at work?

I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
12/11/2006 11:05 AM

Notice, he had to slip the head of his guitar in there, dude trim those strings.





Pretty cool animation though!

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 11:05 AM

Well, the video depicts claybation, and an orgasm (Gumby suffers from premature ejaculation too) but it's black-boxed out, Dit.



The box over the plasticene Coleridge does change sizes though, and goes wherever the penis does. I was inspired by the bed scene in Borat.



The sequel to this video will be the clay guy running naked through a celebrity fundraiser with his balls flopping around.



Not sure if I'm going to black box that out or not; maybe I'll just make the balls bigger than the dick so that you're seeing less dick than balls. *chews on webcam, lost in thought*

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 11:07 AM

Oh yeah, that guitar wasn't supposed to be in there. I kept dragging my wrists across those strings. It was really annoying, but I didn't move the guitar because I started animating with it there without noticing it. Moving it, mid-shot, would have been suicide!

Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,110 14
12/11/2006 11:11 AM

Well, the video depicts claybation, and an orgasm (Gumby suffers from premature ejaculation too) but it's black-boxed out, Dit.

The box over the plasticene Coleridge does change sizes though, and goes wherever the penis does.



Ummm, so seeing as how I'm a Children's hospital, I'm gonna go with "No."



I'll wait till I get home to give you my thorough critique, probably consisting of the word "Cool" or "Meh."



I like to take my time.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 11:17 AM

Hee

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/11/2006 12:10 PM

Dit, it's pretty much safe for work.



I thought it was cool.

The Bells Were Ringing Out For Christmas Jade 14,453 11
12/11/2006 12:18 PM

That was pretty funny.

Beater: Jingling Bells In Your Face Since 1988 10,702 8
12/11/2006 12:25 PM

Ummm, so seeing as how I'm a Children's hospital, I'm gonna go with "No."



So you would be the place to take my "sick child"? He keeps on throwing up all over people's faces every time I beat him.

Dave's on the naughty list again this year. 52,827 16
12/11/2006 12:29 PM

That was really funny.

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 12:58 PM

I kept dragging my wrists across those strings.



You might have better luck with a razor.

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 12:58 PM

Seriously though, that was pretty good.

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/11/2006 02:03 PM

Needs more clay-boobs.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 02:09 PM

Clay boobs will be in the sequel.



Does anyone know how to sculpt John Hargrave?

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/11/2006 02:11 PM

And by sculpt you mean blow, right?

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/11/2006 02:11 PM

I'm just saying, I know how...if you, ya know...need help...

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 02:24 PM

Nah, I already have Trae for reference.

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/11/2006 02:39 PM

Had me, my boss and several other coworkers lauging our asses off. One coworker, however, seemed oddly quiet.....someone said they've seen him go into the Gents.







Note to self: go to the Gents on another floor when dropping the kids off at the ppol.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 02:46 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA, my claymation turned someone on!

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/11/2006 02:51 PM

Suggestion. Keep the censorhip boxes. To me that made it funnier. You could also show the censor boxes as fixed so when the figure moves around they unknowingly (yeah, yeah, its clay, meh) expose themselves. It could even end up being something like a kitten instead of a penis.



I make this example for no reason whatsoever.

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/11/2006 02:58 PM

my claymation turned someone on!



Yes, even your claymation gets more action than you.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 03:07 PM

Dude, I am SO okay with your cat fetish. I'm here for you, man.

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/11/2006 03:17 PM

Heh.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 03:28 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot about all your cats. That so just took on a new dimension...



Anyway, I'm glad you guys liked the clip. I really should value your opinions more. You helped me quit music and do something I only mildly suck at. Also, if you hadn't liked it, I would have blamed Roy T. Wood.

With a last name like that, you just know he's into dick jokes.

I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
12/11/2006 05:56 PM

Dont quit music, just dont ask us to listen to it. And we will all be ok.

Pram 80,728 42
12/11/2006 06:26 PM

DEAL.

Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,110 14
12/11/2006 08:27 PM

Ok, I watched it, and I chuckled. It seems like something guys would laugh at more than women, but the theme has potential.



And as far as your music goes, I've really only heard one song. That one that was in the claymation movie that some guy made a Youtube Doom video to. And I don't know Shakespeare about music, other than what I like and dislike. And I didn't hate the song.



But my point, and I really am getting to it, is that just because a bunch of Internet people don't like your music doesn't mean you should stop making it. If YOU like it, and it makes YOU happy, then by all means continue. If you're doing it to make money, you may have to change it and make Shakespeare that the mass public likes. But if you're making it for you, then the only person who has to like it is you. But don't expect people on a comedy site to fawn all over it.



And so ends my drunken ramblings for the night. Now I'm going to go to my room and try and sleep while my GF watches "The Wizard of Oz" and repeats every single line as it's said, and shakes me every 10 minutes to tell me some stupid factoid about the set, or the actor, or the costume in the scene at that point in time.



After I masturbate in the shower, of course.

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/11/2006 09:40 PM

After I masturbate in the shower, of course.



"There's no place like OH!"

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/12/2006 08:23 AM

The black boxes you mentioned were superimposed, frame by frame. It was a huge pain in the ass, and from now on, if I'm animating freaky sexual poo-poo, cuddle it---I'm not going to bother to censor it.



Wow, what took you a long time should have taken you 20 seconds. Frame by frame? Are you English or retarded?



Use after effects, make a black solid, layer it over the movie in the place you want, then move as needed. Should take 20 seconds.

Pram 80,728 42
12/12/2006 11:29 AM

Dude, I think we've already established the fact that I'm retarded.



I was using Microsoft Paint, though. I don't own After Effects. I don't have a stolen copy of it, either. Paint is the only program I had, and the reaction the clip got was worth every hour that went into making it, so go animate yourself!

Pram 80,728 42
12/12/2006 05:38 PM

Holy Shakespeare! Thanks to you guys, I just got an honor on YouTube!



I'm the 75th most watched "musician" (long story why I have a musician account there)

today!



Thanks, guys!!

Pram 80,728 42
12/13/2006 11:10 PM

<action> sings "Soccer Mom" by Everclear </action>