Nerd, Hanging Lights and Darks. 27,000 12
12/11/2006 09:09 PM

Shakespearetyballoffur

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 09:10 PM

Slut.



Skank.



Smut.

The Grinch Who Stole Rabble 264 7
12/11/2006 09:10 PM

Supper.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:12 PM

Yeah so other then Nerd, it's a n00bfest.



Great.



Frost off and give me something I can work with.

Nerd, Hanging Lights and Darks. 27,000 12
12/11/2006 09:14 PM

Sasha was always a good name. So is Sydney.



Also I am partial to Slutbag.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,555 13
12/11/2006 09:17 PM

I have a chocolate point Siamese named Sasha. Everyone spells it wrong but I like it and it's fun to say over and over to make the cat crazy.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:17 PM

I have:



Samson

Sullivan (Sully)

Simon LeBon

Scarlett O'hara

"Un named kitten"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:18 PM

To hell with the cat, let's hear about your vag', woman.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:19 PM

Ok, fine. In keeping with the theme of the thread, I hear-by propose the following name:



Snatch.

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
12/11/2006 09:20 PM

Solstice is a good one, since it is almost the winter solstice. You could say that for winter solstice, you helped out a kitten.That makes you a good person, but we won't tell.

My ratty, Ruby just died, and I got two little babies to keep my other one, Pearl company. I kept the the Jewel theme, and named them Opal (Opie) and Emerald (Emmy)

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/11/2006 09:23 PM

Has anyone said Stew?



I guess you could call her Stewie around company, but you won't really be fooling anybody.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:23 PM

Solstice? That's a generic chick's cat name. That's like getting a butterfly tattoo on your ankle.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/11/2006 09:24 PM

Steve.



Regardless of gender.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:24 PM

To hell with the cat, let's hear about your vag', woman.



Dried up and dead as usual Nut. How the hell are you???

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:25 PM

Ok, and my daughter just picked out a name and don't laugh.



Her name is now: Sage



Considering if he dies, it's a good tribute.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:25 PM

C'mon, Trae. Old vagina never dies, it just smells that way.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:27 PM

Did you hear about Leppy??? Our first GAB death (for real)...

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/11/2006 09:27 PM

Speaking of Sage, I just tried to call him.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:27 PM

Way to semi quote a redneck song... "Ogden Nashes don't die, they just smell that way...."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:27 PM

Silly thud, cats never come when you call them.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/11/2006 09:29 PM

My ex-husband and I named our kitten Simcha, because she gave us joy.



Then he changed it to Mishka, for some reason. She just died recently. I preferred Simcha, so I think you should name your kitten that.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:30 PM

Aww... thats cute!! I've decided that I'm going to create a Poe gallery. If you click on each kitten picture (by number) you might actually see my vagina.



I figure it's good advertising.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/11/2006 09:30 PM

My ex-husband and I named our kitten Simcha, because she gave us joy



Trae, you should name your cat "that horse in front of the Walmart that vibrates when you put a quarter in it."

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/11/2006 09:31 PM

STFU, n00b.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 09:37 PM

Trae, you should name your cat "that horse in front of the Walmart that vibrates when you put a quarter in it."





Or in my case, a dollar.

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/11/2006 09:37 PM

Cough*Sarah*Cough

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/11/2006 09:44 PM

A brain-damaged guy I work with keeps trying to get me to take his cat. His wife won't let them keep it because she's pregnant and thinks the cat will "suck the breath out of the baby."



No, she isn't brain-damaged like her husband, just a stupid bitch.



Anyway, every time I see Chad, he says, "Do you want a cat?" He has a pretty much non-existant memory, so he doesn't remember that he's already asked me a million times.



The other day, I asked him how old the cat is. He said fourteen. I said there was no way in hell anyone would want to take in a cat that old.



The next day, he said the cat was six. Yesterday, he told me she was four.



I asked him if he wanted to give the cat away, and he said no, he loved the cat. I told him to get some balls and stand up to his wife.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/11/2006 09:51 PM

So it's definitely Sage? I was going to suggest Serena.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/11/2006 09:52 PM

Horse Dick

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 09:53 PM

Yeah, because that starts with S.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
12/11/2006 09:56 PM

Sambucca

Sandy Bottom

Sappho

Sassafras

Schnapps

Scotch

Seraphim

Smirnoff

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 10:00 PM

That whole "suck the breath out of the baby thing" is so Stephen King. My cat (who has since died) used to keep watch over my daughter and sleep in the crib with her.



That's silly.



I like the name Sambuca.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/11/2006 10:02 PM

Sir

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/11/2006 10:02 PM

Shakespearehead.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 10:04 PM

Ok, it's down to these three:



Sambucca

Seraphim

Sage



You pick. Hell, if only this place had a way to POLL people.

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 10:04 PM

Seraphim.



If it breaks both its legs, you can always change its name to Sage.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/11/2006 10:05 PM

I like Sambucca, too.

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/11/2006 10:06 PM

Serenity.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/11/2006 10:06 PM

Sinnamon.



I bet you're the kind of person who would name her kid "Jessykah" aren't you? Originality isn't always a good thing.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/11/2006 10:07 PM

Damn it. I really need to get my hormones under control. I don't like being this bitchy.



Sorry, Trae.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 10:08 PM

You're just jealous cause my kid has two arms and I didn't meet the dad over the internet!!!



























I'm sorry

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 10:09 PM

Ok, mutual apology accepted. How's the sprout? I need pictures damn it!!!

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 10:11 PM

Wait, Jane and Donk have a thalidomide kid?

The Bells Were Ringing Out For Christmas Jade 14,453 11
12/11/2006 10:12 PM

I say, go with Sambuca.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/11/2006 10:14 PM

Whoa, the sucking the breathe out of the baby thing didn't come from nowhere. Cats have accidently smothered sleeping babies. No reason to get rid of them though, just don't let them sleep together.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/11/2006 10:15 PM

Jaggy, that's total bullShakespeare. Statistically speaking....

Juan- Navidad Con Carne 7,400 0
12/11/2006 10:18 PM

Yeah.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
12/11/2006 10:19 PM

Stop shattering a perfectly good alibi with inconvenient facts.



Maybe the cat did do it, sounds like reasonable doubt to me.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/11/2006 10:28 PM

Not Steve. That's okay.



How about Sarge?

Snuff?

Stupid? I know that's normally a dog's name, but what the hell.

S-cat? Pronounce it whichever way you want.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/11/2006 10:31 PM

Trae, I just sent an email to the address in your profile.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,555 13
12/11/2006 10:43 PM

Oh hey - Sarah has a point. You could name the kitty Shelby!



Especially if's it's a dirty little Poe.

SHP- smacking with my bitch hand 181,795 70
12/11/2006 11:34 PM

Steve.

Regardless of gender



I'm sorry, but my girl kitty got named Steve in July 2005, for obvious July 2005 insider reasons. Only a couple of months later, when I had Steve's nuchies cut off, I realized Steve was a boy.



And that Poe only has 3 legs, and that's just funny.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/11/2006 11:44 PM

Jaggy, that's total bullShakespeare. Statistically speaking....



I didn't say it happened often.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/11/2006 11:46 PM

yum yum gimmie some!

ringworm 68,315 13
12/12/2006 12:06 AM

starskette



also, you're walking the very thin line between cat person and crazy cat lady. watch yourself.

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/12/2006 12:11 AM

<action>reads thread</action>





ewe... never mind.

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/12/2006 12:13 AM

splif

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/12/2006 12:19 AM

Spork

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/12/2006 12:22 AM

Schlomo. Good Irish name.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/12/2006 12:24 AM

<action>looks around for Nutbutter</action>Schlomo. Good Irish name.



Or Seamus. Seamus is a good irish name for a Poe.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/12/2006 12:29 AM

How about Siggi?



I could keep doing this, but I think I'll stop now. The meds are kicking in and typing is becojhhhgkhk;aeofjilm

Chit 178,781 15
12/12/2006 12:34 AM

Slippery, Slippers, Sandrine, Sophie, Selina, Silly Carroll...

Livewire 78,229 13
12/12/2006 12:34 AM

Seamus

Spock

Saddam

Slartibartfast

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/12/2006 12:40 AM

SIMCHA!



Dammit.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/12/2006 12:41 AM

Never mind. I just remembered that was the name of the wife of Andy Kaufmann's character on Taxi, played by that actress with the irritating voice.

Chit 178,781 15
12/12/2006 12:45 AM

Sindie, Satto, Sukki, Skkiu-Sukki, Sussudio...

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/12/2006 12:50 AM

syphilis?

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/12/2006 12:50 AM

wait whose Poe are we naming again?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/12/2006 12:51 AM

I kind of like Saddam.

Chit 178,781 15
12/12/2006 12:59 AM

Sirhan Sirhan

My Logic Is Phlawed. 131,068 34
12/12/2006 01:00 AM

<action> waves goodbye as Homeland Security carts TTJ off in a potato sack</action>

Chit 178,781 15
12/12/2006 01:02 AM

Stray, or Samantha the Brothel Kitty ?

Captain Skippy, sweet as candy 41,253 13
12/12/2006 01:07 AM

how about schlong.





















Here schlongy schlongy schlongy....come ere schlong!

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
12/12/2006 03:36 AM

I figure, what's one more when you already have 4??



5?

daisypie 49,378 9
12/12/2006 03:38 AM

Damn, too late. I would have gone with Slattern.

Tickle emo 0 0
12/12/2006 04:47 AM

Since it's a stray cat, how about Losty?



I like that name for some reason and it's a way better name than Sage.

Under the Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2006 06:41 AM

Spicey!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/12/2006 08:34 AM

1. Trae has 5 pussies? Her underwear fits her like a glove.



2. and Sinnamon



Using this logic, I'm submitting "sFred."



"Who's that cat?" "That sFred."



3. I once spent a week sleeping on the couch of a guy who had a white cat. Every morning I would wake up and the cat would be sleeping on my face.



It was the last time I woke up to Poe 5 mornings in a row.



4. The Poecat Song



You probably want to right-click and save on that; it's about 5 Mb.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/12/2006 08:41 AM

We're thinking Succubus has a nice ring to it.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/12/2006 09:01 AM

Think twice about that name. You're going to have to spend at least an hour every day liberally applying white face paint and dark liner around its lips and eyes.

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/12/2006 09:02 AM

Hahahaha

TheZog 412 9
12/12/2006 09:07 AM

<action>Ducks</action>That or pumice the poor things lips. Because someone would eventually say that only Trae's Poe would suck the whole busload.

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
12/12/2006 09:34 AM

One step closer to crazy cat lady.





With that said, I can't believe no one has offered Simba.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/12/2006 09:37 AM

Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ!

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/12/2006 09:38 AM

Zog..... STFU. You have to earn the right to joke about my Poe.

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
12/12/2006 09:41 AM

I need a name. It has to start with an S...



And I can't believe no one's suggested Uicide.



So. How about Uicide?

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/12/2006 09:41 AM

"Spartipuss".

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/12/2006 09:52 AM

If it was a boy kitty I would SO name it Spartipuss!!!

A Pumpkin Noggin before Christmas 56,642 8
12/12/2006 10:32 AM

Special Edwina. Special Ed for short(bus).

TheZog 412 9
12/12/2006 10:49 AM

You know Trae I probably would STFU, as you say, but somehow it seems like a bad idea to take orders from someone with a Coleridge hanging out of her mouth. Just sayin'

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
12/12/2006 04:58 PM

not if it's yours.

syncope 49,019 14
12/12/2006 05:16 PM

<action>can't think of a good S name.</action>

Give Her Pubah, And Watch Her Face Light Up 56,805 18
12/12/2006 05:52 PM

Solictice...however you spell it.

Give Her Pubah, And Watch Her Face Light Up 56,805 18
12/12/2006 05:57 PM

Shakespearefaced...or has that been used already?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/13/2006 01:50 AM

Solictice: verb transitive - to solicit and entice



I'm changing my vote.

Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
01/01/2007 09:56 PM

Ok, and my daughter just picked out a name and don't laugh.



Her name is now: Sage



Considering if he dies, it's a good tribute.



It is? Well, I suppose that in this case, people can finally say that Sage has slept with Trae.





At least one of us would be happy.