Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/14/2006 09:47 PM

I guessing the "ladies" here would be thinking, 'That's going to be an extra $20.'

Chit 178,781 15
12/14/2006 09:50 PM

I guessing the "ladies" here would be thinking, 'That's going to be an extra $20.'





Or



"How about the rest of you guys ?"

Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,110 14
12/14/2006 09:51 PM

"It's about Frost-ing time!"

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/14/2006 09:53 PM

Just stick with "Oops".

Chit 178,781 15
12/14/2006 09:58 PM

Or just throw your arms up in the air like a rodeo calf roper and yell, "Time"

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/14/2006 09:59 PM

"How do ya like them apples?!"

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/14/2006 10:00 PM

It's kind of a philosophical question on the order of, "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, etc., etc."



Right?

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/14/2006 10:02 PM

"Now you run staight home to your mommy... there's a good little girl."

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
12/14/2006 10:02 PM

I rather perfer "get your mouth over here you dirty bitch!"

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/14/2006 10:02 PM

Ha.



Millie Wins!

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/14/2006 10:04 PM

Millie with a migraine = seriously funny.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/14/2006 10:06 PM

Honestly.... Top Gun is one of my all time favourite movies. For a while I liked to yell "Fox 1... Fox 2." Then while we cuddle for the obligatory 30 seconds I'd lean over and whisper in her ear... "You can be my wingman anytime."

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
12/14/2006 10:10 PM

I think stainless steel makes good lingerie and even I find that a little creepy.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
12/14/2006 10:11 PM

I try not to make any noise when I come, otherwise they might stop the bus and throw me off again.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/14/2006 10:12 PM

"I gotta go, grandma."

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/14/2006 10:30 PM

"You do pro-rate your fee, right?"

Chit 178,781 15
12/14/2006 10:53 PM

"What to say when you cum..."





Hot Towel ?

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/14/2006 10:55 PM

"I'm not the father"

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/14/2006 10:57 PM

Mr Lupie usually starts speaking in tongues when he comes.



He's handy like that.

Chit 178,781 15
12/14/2006 11:04 PM

"Hey, did ya get a load of that ?"

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/14/2006 11:29 PM

Ooohhh... that's gotta sting!



Eye drops?

That's What She Said 27,416 24
12/14/2006 11:37 PM

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!!!

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/14/2006 11:41 PM

Look out below!

anhishere creator of Kwanzaa 11,158 14
12/14/2006 11:42 PM

Usually before coming I like to phone ahead and inform my gracious hosts that I am near. Sometimes I leave them a message on their answering machine asking for good places to park... or I don't do anything and just surprise them. I usually send a 'Thank You' note afterwards too.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/14/2006 11:43 PM

"Pfft, I told her she wouldn't even wake up."

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/14/2006 11:46 PM

"I'm gonna lie to my friends and say you were skinny and hot. Could you lie to yours and say it never happened? Thanksyerapeach."

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
12/14/2006 11:48 PM

"I'm a big boy now!"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
12/15/2006 12:12 AM

"Tag! You're it!"

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:12 AM

"You know... you're not nearly as skinny and hot as Midgets keeps saying you are.

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 12:12 AM

"You gunna eat that...'cuz ya know, if not..."

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:15 AM

Hey! You are sooooo not taco!



Name change please.

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 12:15 AM

"Now that you've had me you can rest assured you will never have better. So you should start at the bottom and work your way back up, here's Humphreys number."

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:18 AM

Fat Blonde - "Hi Humphrey. Midgets mentioned something about working your bottom."



Humphrey - "Well you'd better get started, baby.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:19 AM

"

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 12:21 AM

Damn, she was fat enough to take two posts?





Awesome!

Hello! Nice Zolton! Thank you! 88,200 34
12/15/2006 12:23 AM

Actually, I've always been partial to:



'Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os!'



I fear I may be repressing painful memories from my time as an altar boy with Father Boyardee.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:25 AM

She was so fat I went through two twenty-pound bags of flour just trying to find the wet spot.

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 12:25 AM

Jade?

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:26 AM

I slapped her on the thigh looking to catch a wave in and ended up killing 200,000 Indonesians.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:26 AM

No. Not Jade. Mrs Midgets.

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 12:28 AM

Oh, my ex.

It's all true then.



So, what'd you think? It was like sticking it in a bucket of liver and bacon bits, wasn't it?

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/15/2006 12:30 AM

mmmmm.... delicious liver and bacon bits.

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 12:34 AM

"Hey, whats this crouton doin' in my bucket of liver & bacon bits. Its all soggy and gross now.



Oh well, I'ma go for it anyway."

Chit 178,781 15
12/15/2006 12:39 AM

Clean up, aisle 7...

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 12:42 AM

"Hey baby, did I ever tell you how good you look with a pearl necklace? When did you get that one, anyway?



Oh yea, right now from me. BA-ZING!"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/15/2006 12:46 AM

"Are you on the pill, or should I get the wetvac?"

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 12:49 AM

"DONKEY PUNCH!"

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
12/15/2006 08:32 AM

AAAACCCHHHOOOOO!

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
12/15/2006 08:40 AM

Usually, it doesn't happen that fast. Gimme a few minutes and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Jakebonz 206 6
12/15/2006 08:43 AM

"I HAVE VD!"

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/15/2006 08:43 AM

Nothing.



I don't talk to myself.

Dat You Trixxie Claus? 65,026 15
12/15/2006 08:45 AM

"Here comes the secret cajun injection sauce bitch"

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/15/2006 09:09 AM

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
12/15/2006 09:24 AM

Boo-ya!

Then I stand up and flex.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/15/2006 09:59 AM

"BAM! With a little bit of essence!"

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/15/2006 10:00 AM

"I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!!!"

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
12/15/2006 10:03 AM

Heh, I would imagine Frat would be more likely to say, "Damn, you really want a good grade, don't you?"

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/15/2006 10:04 AM

Heh, I would imagine Frat would be more likely to say, "Damn, you really want a good grade, don't you?"</i.



Quickly followed by a, "Now go get your mommy for our parent-teacher conference."

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/15/2006 10:06 AM

Frost. I broke the italics.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/15/2006 10:06 AM

I fixed it! I'm a witch! Burn me!

The Jerk Before Christmas 6,311 9
12/15/2006 10:37 AM

Big Boobs is the winner!!

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/15/2006 10:39 AM

It's because she has big boobs, isn't it?

The Jerk Before Christmas 6,311 9
12/15/2006 10:46 AM

No, her answer was teh awesome!! Yes.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/15/2006 10:47 AM

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

The Jerk Before Christmas 6,311 9
12/15/2006 10:48 AM

"I'M THE MACHO MAN!! OOOH YEAAAHHH!!!"

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 10:48 AM

"Mom, can you print up some more Gabber pics for me?"

Jolly Ol' Saint Joe- The REAL North Pole Hero 6,067 8
12/15/2006 10:52 AM

"Shut up or I'll kill you!"

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,555 13
12/15/2006 10:58 AM

I don't have any suggestions for that "special moment" but I've always thought it would be funny if, right after a guy sticks it in, the girl says, "I changed my mind. Take it out."

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/15/2006 10:59 AM

"Call Mr. Plow

That's My Name

That Name Again

Is Mr. Plow"

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/15/2006 11:02 AM

right after a guy sticks it in, the girl says, "I changed my mind. Take it out."



Wait wait wait.



The girl is supposed to be able to tell when you put it in?

turtle10 42,578 26
12/15/2006 11:04 AM

<action> speaks like Roger Rabbit </action>



FIRE TORPEDO's AWAYYYY!!!!seven

Fratberry 283,018 53
12/15/2006 11:05 AM

"Here comes the paaaaaaaaaaain!"

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/15/2006 11:07 AM

I pulled a Big Lebowski on my boyfriend a few weeks ago.



After he finished, I pulled my legs up to my chest and started rocking back and forth, and when he looked at me I said,



"It increases the chances of conception."

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 11:20 AM

"That'll do, Pig"

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
12/15/2006 11:23 AM

"Hey. HEY! Wake up."

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
12/15/2006 11:36 AM

Do you have a back door? I don't want anyone to see me.



Then I blast a huge fart while urinating in the toilet.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,163 11
12/15/2006 01:56 PM

"Daddy has to go to work now sweetie Be sure to keep this a secret from Mommy."

A Pumpkin Noggin before Xmas 56,642 8
12/15/2006 01:57 PM

"Hi honey, am I late?"

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 02:09 PM

"I'm just trying to beat my best time...and thats why it took 23 seconds this time. Yea, a new record!"

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 02:10 PM

"Nuthin says lovin like some icing on your muffins!"

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 02:12 PM

"You aren't going to to the rest of the board about this are you? You know how jealous Cracker gets."

Midgets 56,642 8
12/15/2006 02:14 PM

"Damn, that's never happened before. HONEST"

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 02:15 PM

"You aren't going to to the rest of the board about this are you? You know how jealous Cracker gets."





Me and Torch are just friends. You guys feel free to do whatever you want.

Pumpkinpacker 96,092 48
12/15/2006 02:17 PM

"You're right Declan, that didn't hurt too bad"

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/15/2006 02:20 PM

"Why know, I DIDN'T know Midgets was in there. Sorry man, need a towel?"

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/15/2006 02:22 PM

"Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAA!"

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/15/2006 02:23 PM

"Yes. Yes, I think....I think..OH..OH>....YES YES VIRGINIA THERE IS A SANTA CLAUSE!"

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/15/2006 02:24 PM

"You might want to wait till Friday before you try to cash that check."

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/15/2006 02:26 PM

"humina humina humina..."

Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,275 14
12/15/2006 02:28 PM

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Traemas Trollups for Everyone! 156,790 17
12/15/2006 02:30 PM

<action> reads thread title</action>



"Get off me."

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/15/2006 02:32 PM

"yipee! I'm finished!"

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 02:33 PM

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,I SAID I'LL BE RIGHT OUT!"

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/15/2006 02:44 PM

"I'm not paying for that."

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/15/2006 02:45 PM

"Oh, Sorry, was it an Antique?"

Jakebonz 206 6
12/15/2006 03:35 PM

"Great, just great! I told you to wear the safety goggles! You FINALLY took my advice about wearing the knee pads, but do you listen to me about the goggles? NO! Listen, I'm not going to be the one to explain what happened to the optometrist. That's up to you!"

syncope 49,019 14
12/15/2006 04:57 PM

I usually go with a restaurant slogan.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/15/2006 05:20 PM

"Try our new concrete cakes"?

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/15/2006 05:22 PM

"Make anytime dinnertime?"

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 05:26 PM

"Ungghhh ooohhhhhhh eeeeeyaaa ogod ohhhhhhhhyeah."

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/15/2006 05:28 PM

I usually just pant alot. I'm kinda boring.

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/15/2006 05:29 PM

That's because you've never had a freezy pop stuck in your ass at the moment of climax.

syncope 49,019 14
12/18/2006 05:36 PM

"Try our new concrete cakes"?



"Taste how much we care."

Dave's on the naughty list again this year. 52,827 16
12/18/2006 05:41 PM

That's because you've never had a freezy pop stuck in your ass at the moment of climax.



Funny you should mention that..

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/18/2006 05:50 PM

That's because you've never had a freezy pop stuck in your ass at the moment of climax.



How little you know me.

Claus Friend #1004 7,665 11
12/18/2006 05:51 PM

OMG OMG OMG



BRB

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/18/2006 05:52 PM

On another note, one of my biggest peeves IS when guys tell you that they're gonna cum. Really, I don't need a cum introduction.



By the way you're quicking the pace up and jamming it into me and making that wierd breathing noise, I can usually tell.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/18/2006 06:24 PM

It's not really intended as a notification FOR you. It's more the sexual equivalent of spiking a football after a touchdown.



But better, because the end zone doesn't want you to spoon afterwards.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
12/18/2006 06:30 PM

I've been paying closer attention the last few days, and Spicey either says, "Get ready" when he's about the shoot down my throat, or some combination of "uh...eragh" and/or "here it is!" when depositing his load into my butt vagina.



Sarah, normally I would agree with you, but overall, teh Haggis is pretty quiet. When I took advantage of him the first couple of times we first started dating, he was almost ninja-like. I was actually freaked out at how silent he could be. I told him he needed to make some noise once in a while - I mean, you could tell he was enjoying himself, but he was just really quiet. I think this was because he was imagining I was someone else.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/18/2006 06:32 PM

In Soviet Russia woman cums on you.

Something vaguely Christmassie Bikini 62,262 18
12/18/2006 06:39 PM

In Soviet Russia woman cums on you.



You know, I don't think "woman" is the right word to use in that situation.

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/18/2006 06:45 PM

I thought you'd appreciate it, sir.

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/18/2006 06:52 PM

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/18/2006 07:09 PM

You know, I don't think "woman" is the right word to use in that situation.



After Chernobyl, my penis, is falling off

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/18/2006 07:22 PM

"Slow dow...dammit."

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/18/2006 07:28 PM

Hi, Ollie!

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/18/2006 07:29 PM

Yes, that's what I say.



I yell out, "Hi, Ollie!"

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/18/2006 08:15 PM

Hi Millie. How're your "cookies?"

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/18/2006 08:34 PM

My "cookies" are soft, tasty and irresistable.



But you already knew that.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/18/2006 08:36 PM

Sometimes I'm asked where I want it, sometimes I'm told where it's going, but in general when someone's about to cum on/in/around me, there's some sort of directional anatomical lingo flying about.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/18/2006 08:40 PM

NOT IN THE EYES!!!

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/18/2006 08:48 PM

One time he pulled out and shot himself in the eye. I don't know exactly where he was aiming on that particular occasion.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/18/2006 08:50 PM

obviously, a re-enactment of the Arc de Triomphe.

Happy PhartSack of Presents 13,792 15
12/18/2006 08:54 PM

"are you ready to lick me clean yet?"

Baby Jesus loves you 15,189 12
12/18/2006 09:01 PM

The last thing I said before it happened, "Don't get it in my hair."



It ended up in my hair. Reminiscent of Cameron Diaz in "Something about Mary".

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Humphrey. 51,764 12
12/18/2006 09:14 PM

He jerked off to some bra pics in a lift out from the local paper, blew his load on his ear, and then you took if from his ear and wiped it in your hair?

dinesh 24,862 16
12/18/2006 09:21 PM

heh, how did he miss your giant tits?

Baby Jesus loves you 15,189 12
12/18/2006 09:34 PM

He was going for my mouth but I moved at the last second because his knee was in my side. Therefore, jizz in hair.

Pram 80,728 42
12/18/2006 10:50 PM

"I just saved some money by switching to Gaico!"

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/19/2006 11:10 AM

Sometimes I'm asked where I want it, sometimes I'm told where it's going, but in general when someone's about to cum on/in/around me, there's some sort of directional anatomical lingo flying about.



Are we having sex with the same people?

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
12/19/2006 11:13 AM

Actually, if you consider that seven degrees of separation thing, and the "when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they've had sex with" vd scare speach, then the answer is ... probably.

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/19/2006 11:22 AM

"Ok, Your tur...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/19/2006 11:34 AM

Sometimes I'm asked where I want it,



See, its nice that you guys ask for our opinion.



But for the record, the answer will never be "Oh, just do it on my face, dear."



Never. Ever.

syncope 49,019 14
12/19/2006 11:35 AM

Really, I don't need a cum introduction.



I thought it was common courtesy. You'd think a person would appreciate a heads up if bodily fluids are about to be ejected.

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/19/2006 12:37 PM

THAR SHE BLOWS!

All Phlanx wants for Christmas is Teh Funny 1,919 8
12/19/2006 02:17 PM

It's not what you say, it's what you do. When doing her doogy style, right before you finish, spit on her back, then when she turns around, beam her in the face. The look on her face is priceless.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 02:22 PM

What's "doogy style"?



Oh, I get it--it's doing it with an imaginary woman.



I seriously doubt you have the opportunity to try your little trick. If anyone ever spit on me while we were having sex, he would be lucky to escape with his balls intact.

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/19/2006 02:25 PM

<action>scribbles notes beside his Millie shrine </action>





Spit: No



Splooge in face: Apparently OK

dinesh 24,862 16
12/19/2006 02:26 PM

it's when you're doing a 14 year old boy doctor.



*high fix*

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 02:33 PM

For the record, "splooge in face" is out, too. No problem though, since I swallow. Less to clean up that way.

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
12/19/2006 02:34 PM

Page me when they are 2 minutes apart.

Max Powers 68,758 11
12/19/2006 02:35 PM

No problem though, since I swallow.





BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/19/2006 02:36 PM

There aren't enough orbs available for Millies confession

Midgets with his nose so bright 96,092 48
12/19/2006 02:39 PM

Confession?



I just booked a flight, I took it as an offer.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
12/19/2006 02:51 PM

But for the record, the answer will never be "Oh, just do it on my face, dear." Never. Ever.



Maybe for not for you, but Spicey told me that I could cum on his face anytime I wanted.

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/19/2006 03:03 PM

No, you misheard him...he said you could SIT on his face anytime..oh..OH! NEVER MIND!

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/19/2006 03:12 PM

I'm pretty sure there was a thread a while ago where almost all of the GABettes admitted to swallowing.



Which leads me to the conclusion that almost all women are Frost-ing liars.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/19/2006 03:15 PM

I don't swallow, because it's never gotten that far. I suck (heh) at BJs.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/19/2006 03:18 PM

All the women I have ever dated, except the first one, have been like that.



So they suck my dick for 10 - 15 minutes, and then they wonder why I can only hump them for 5 minutes.



IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST SUCKING MY DICK, YOU RETARD!

Dead Battery's In The Clocktower 2,533 9
12/19/2006 03:37 PM

It sucks for my girlfriend. My sperm count is so high she has to chew before she swallows.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
12/19/2006 03:46 PM

I do swallow. I started a thread about it a while ago, in fact. One of my friends told me I was weird and no women really do that in real life.



Whatever.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 03:49 PM

I'm one of the few I know who do.



But, really--isn't it easier to let it squirt down your throat so you don't have to taste it than have to clean it up, or have it in your mouth and spit it out somewhere?



For me, it's just a matter of what's easiest.



If you don't believe that I do, there is someone here who would probably vouch for me; except he's never around anymore.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/19/2006 03:52 PM

BIG still posts, what are you talking about?

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 04:07 PM

Please. I'm not that desperate yet.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/19/2006 04:11 PM

are you at dinesh levels of desperation?

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 04:14 PM

Um, no. I've been at the Daisypie plateau for a while now.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/19/2006 04:20 PM

s'ok. i'll be back next year.

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/19/2006 04:59 PM

I swallow because the muscular reaction it'd take for me to spit would make me throw up. My whole childhood I had "sit up straight, talk quietly, don't pick your nose, don't spit" kind of bullShakespeare beat into me so now the idea of spitting just wigs me out.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/19/2006 05:03 PM

How you doin'?

Filly 39,193 20
12/19/2006 05:08 PM

Personally, I usually make random noise and occasionally say stuff like "oh yeah" or "oh Shakespeare" or something along those lines. And I do swallow. And there is no one on here that can attest to that, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 05:10 PM

I usually don't really pay attention to what I'm saying or doing at that moment.



If I had the presence of mind to pay attention, it means that the sex isn't that good.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/19/2006 05:11 PM

man, i'm so unmemorable, i must be AWESOME!

Filly 39,193 20
12/19/2006 05:13 PM

It's not so much that I have presence of mind. It's more like that's what I happen to say, even though I'm not really paying attention. If it's really good though, I'll say a bunch of stuff.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
12/19/2006 09:11 PM

*Looks at pictures of Filly and Big Boobs Mcgee*



Wait Vlad's got one....





"Damn, time to clean the keyboard again. Sigh."

ringworm 68,315 13
12/19/2006 09:13 PM

BLARRRGH!

TacoCrunch: Ambushing GABbers under the mistletoe 61,976 36
12/19/2006 09:15 PM

Either ringworm has pirate sex, or vomit-inducing sex.



So. Aroungry.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
12/19/2006 09:16 PM

Sarah, normally I would agree with you, but overall, teh Haggis is pretty quiet. When I took advantage of him the first couple of times we first started dating, he was almost ninja-like. I was actually freaked out at how silent he could be. I told him he needed to make some noise once in a while - I mean, you could tell he was enjoying himself, but he was just really quiet. I think this was because he was imagining I was someone else.



This is from years of spanking the monkey in the room next to his parents. They must have had a strict no-wank policy.

Big Yuletide Boobs 6,369 10
12/19/2006 09:35 PM

I really do swallow. No one on HERE can attest to that, but many other people can. I really really love giving head. It just turns me on. And I like to be on top..actually, I demand it. Unless I feel like being dominated or tied up or something. Another note...the Alexa line of condoms etc, get the buzzy ring! It is teh AWESOME for woman on top, or when taking it from behind. Basically turns the penis into a vibrator with a nice little bump to hit your clit dead on.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 10:08 PM

<action>rolls eyes</action>

Thanks for the info.

Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/19/2006 10:22 PM

Little TMI there, Millie?

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/19/2006 10:42 PM

A little.

Bankey 70,843 10
12/19/2006 10:52 PM

"VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!"

Pram 80,728 42
12/20/2006 12:37 PM

OH, HELGA!!!

All I want for Xmas is Pumpkin Noggins Chutney 56,642 8
12/20/2006 12:53 PM

Wait...pram's girlfriend is HELGA?



Explains alot.

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
12/20/2006 01:08 PM

This ones for you dad!

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
12/20/2006 01:11 PM

It sucks for my girlfriend. My sperm count is so high she has to chew before she swallows.



I dont think its cause of high sperm count, its because of de-hydration. Especially when its in its powered form.

Pram 80,728 42
12/21/2006 03:47 AM

Things to say when you orgasm:



"Haha, I lied. I'm not really married..."

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/21/2006 04:39 AM

"Holy Shakespeare."

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
12/21/2006 04:42 AM

<action>just HAS to make a Snakes on a plane refrence</action>CUM ON YOUR mother-FrostIN' FACE!

Pram 80,728 42
12/21/2006 06:16 AM

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

iulawmatt 626 7
12/21/2006 08:08 AM

"So you're SURE we're not related?"

Pram 80,728 42
12/21/2006 08:02 PM

"say cheeeese!"

ThirstyMcSurly, already celebrating New Years 4,444 12
12/21/2006 08:27 PM

"Who's the boss? Tony Danza, that's right bitch"

As I said before, I never repeat myself 977 9
12/22/2006 12:55 AM

Stop barking you Frost-ing mutt.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
12/22/2006 01:07 AM

I usually say "nice kitty. good kitty. I'm glad I had you declawed."

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
12/22/2006 01:53 AM

I don't swallow, because it's never gotten that far. I suck (heh) at BJs.



So, you're saying you don't like the feeling of balls resting on your chin?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/22/2006 12:46 PM

"Thanks for the cookies."

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/22/2006 12:46 PM

"I'm your Secret Santa, surprise!"

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/22/2006 12:50 PM

"LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

Tagling 626 7
12/22/2006 12:51 PM

"I have the POWER!"

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
12/22/2006 01:41 PM

What a lovely tea party

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/22/2006 09:08 PM

"He shoots, he SCORES!"

Pram 80,728 42
12/24/2006 10:30 AM

"You know, you're bad, but you'll die. So I liked it."

The Grinch Who Stole Rabble 264 7
12/24/2006 12:49 PM

I like that this happened.

SAVIORA, B.A.P. Extraordinaire 4,599 8
12/24/2006 01:58 PM

"How do ya like them apples?!"







"Applesauce, bitch."

Jolson roasting over an open fire 16,163 11
12/24/2006 02:15 PM

Personally, I usually make random noise and occasionally say stuff like "oh yeah" or "oh Shakespeare" or something along those lines. And I do swallow.



That's because she's banging the Kool-Aid Man and his tastes like cherry.



Oh Yeah!

Demonfire You 1,039 8
12/24/2006 10:40 PM

Don't worry, sperm is easy to clean out of the sink.

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/26/2006 12:44 AM

It your dinner or you're going straight to your room little lady!

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/26/2006 12:45 AM

It your dinner or you're going straight to your room little lady!



Eat, too.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
12/26/2006 02:17 PM

The first time I banged EJ, I opened my mouth to say something stupid when it was over and she said, "Shut up." In my eyes, that made her the coolest chick ever. In fact, that's why I married her - she doesn't feel the need to talk after sex.



And she swallows, too.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/26/2006 03:29 PM

I know.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
12/26/2006 03:33 PM

A lot of us do, actually.