Stuey's Fav Girl... 53 6
12/16/2006 03:30 AM

funny...

Duke of Ellington 353 8
12/16/2006 03:40 AM

<1hotguy>hey! so whats up

<emoooocutter>nm

<1hotguy>want to roleplay?

<emoooocutter>sure im horny

<1hotguy>cool.

<emoooocutter>do you have big tits?

<1hotguy>i'll be santa and you can be rudolph

<emoooocutter>erm...

<1hotguy>as santa puts his big candy cane into rudolphs "stocking"...

<emoooocutter>you are one Frost-ing sicko

<1hotguy>aww come on its hot

<emoooocutter>thanks for turning me off Emerson

<1hotguy>Happy Holidays, then!

**emoooocutter has logged off, and is currently smashing their computer to pieces.**



^^Also unedited for your reading pleasure.



In this story, I'm [<1hotguy>].

What can i say for myself? Santa needed some hot action, because Mrs. Clause is...well...sexually inactive. Unofortunately for him, we didn't get to go that far.

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
12/16/2006 09:45 PM

Yup, we got a real winner here.

Dyce 916 8
12/16/2006 09:49 PM

Maybe if we ignore him he'll go away die.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/16/2006 10:42 PM

Well, as usual, I find myself bored out of my mind. So, I pissed people off. It's very entertaining.



The only true staement he's posted.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/16/2006 11:07 PM

Funniest this month: 298



Pffft.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Lila 78,555 13
12/17/2006 12:22 AM

This thread just reminded me why NOT to Gab on Saturday nights.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,988 28
12/17/2006 12:45 AM

You know, when I see posts that are transcripts of im conversations, I usually just skim over them.



The words are too close together, and it's just too much work for too little reward.



In fact, I don't think I've ever read one of these im posts that is actually funny. Am I wrong?



I don't think so.

I saw mommy Shempin' Santa Claus 22,222 17
12/17/2006 01:05 AM

The fact that you would even chat with someone called EMOOOOCUTTER online speaks volumes about you.





1. You and Pram should get along just dandy.



2. You are a dandy, possibly a fop.



3. You should be neutered.

gobadine 2,737 10
12/17/2006 03:17 AM

Well I found it funny.





thats not helping really is it!

Chickens wonders is it 2008 yet? 286,539 61
12/17/2006 07:05 AM

Millie- you're wrong in this case.



That's some funny Shakespeare.

Frogpolar Express 173,153 25
12/17/2006 07:43 AM

Chickens once IMed with this girl who looked exactly like Millie.

It was hilarious, he should've saved the chatlog and posted it here.

Also, the world is only 5000 years old.

Ditdah sees you when you're sleeping 123,110 14
12/17/2006 07:48 AM

Ok, not only were neither of those funny, but you posted someone's phone number (or hotel room number, more likely.)



Stop. Really. I promise it'll be less painful that way.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/17/2006 09:08 AM

How do you feel about humidity? AM) i'm not a fan

it angers me :

It angers you that you're not a fan? Or humidity in general?: humidity angers me, and that is why i am not a fan of it

it being humidity, and not anger

Sometimes fanning humidity is a respite. That's why I asked.: So as we're on the same page. I intensely dislike humidity.

then welcome aboard the war against humidity

Can we rampage?

how can we not?

that would be unamerican

Good. I've been longing to rampage.

Do we need some sort of signage?

no, signs are a waste of precious resources

as our movement is still in the fetal stages, resources would be well-spent elsewhere

What about some sort of Anti-humidity hat?

absolutely

the kind w/ no less than two cupholders on the side for holding beers such as one might find on someone's head at a nascar event

YES!

What if we find ourselves in a non-hat wearing environment?

question authority

it's your constipational right Can we develop some sort of eyebrow signal to let other anti-humidityists know they're among friends?

(as i'm sure are many others among us) am not so flexible in the eyebrow tactileness; maybe something that isn't too flashy

i don't think tactileness is the word i was trying to make up there

Do you think that you and I, (as active members of the anti- humidity movement) could possibly have a more ridiculous conversaion?

no

Thank you for your time.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/17/2006 09:29 AM

THAT, on the other hand, was actually funny.



Bonus clicks to anyone who can identify the key difference.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/17/2006 09:34 AM

I'm too obtuse to know the real answer to that. The difference I see is that the first two posts are juvenile shenanigans by someone I don't know, while the last one there appears to be psychotic ramblings by someone I do know and actually like.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
12/17/2006 09:38 AM

Ooooh, a good answer but I'm afraid not the correct one. We do have some lovely parting gifts for you though, including the Gab Board game and a years supply of Sorghum-a-roni ("The Addis Ababa Treat!").



Thanks for playing!

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/17/2006 09:42 AM

<action>excitedly opens the board game.</action>I call dibs on the Trafalmadorian spaceship!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/17/2006 04:39 PM

<action>buzzes in</action>Is it the depth? I'm guessing depth.







No, wait, width. I'm guessing width.

BlueLep: Almost Capped In Tha' Ass 13,144 10
12/17/2006 04:46 PM

You sunk my Battleship.

anhishere creator of Kwanzaa 11,158 14
12/17/2006 04:49 PM

Uno!

Its A Wonderful Sarah. 30,601 8
12/17/2006 07:05 PM

2. You are a dandy, possibly a fop.



What?

Ravos, El Taco Squirrel 63,472 21
12/17/2006 08:32 PM

Maybe if we ignore him he'll go away die.



Has that actually ever worked?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
12/17/2006 08:45 PM

the world is only 5000 years old.



In truth Porgfop, the world is only 42 years, 8 months old.



It began on April 22, 1964, the day of the opening of the "second" New York World's Fair. The world was created not over millions of years, or even over seven days, but in an instant! Humans of all ages were "born" at that moment with full (though) false memories of their "previous" life.



There is scientific evidence of this creation, by the way. All photographs taken before 4/22/64, and appearing for the first time on that date, are in black and white. The time it took for our Creator to finish work on earth seems like an instant to us, but to our Creator, of course, there was an infinite amount of time for planning beforehand. The Creator thought of photography and laid the plans for the creation of "old" photos, but only later thought of color photography. Thus, while photos that existed at the moment of creation were black and white, there was some (though not much) undeveloped color film of "previous events" in existence.

We Wish You a Merry Lupience 26,981 11
12/17/2006 08:51 PM

Whistler,



You're so sexy when you contradict. I'm a little moist.

Happy Strawlidays 98,000 37
12/17/2006 09:16 PM

2. You are a dandy, possibly a fop.



What?



You could really be a Beau Brummell, baby, if you just give it half a chance.

Pram 80,728 42
12/18/2006 11:06 PM

1. You and Pram should get along just dandy.



Yeah, yeah... Drink my Shakespeare.