Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 10:18 AM

For some reason, they had decided we couldn't live together anymore, even though I had just arrived. They were arguing about who would get certain decorations and stuff from the apartment, and I told Kake that he had better not forget to take the garden gnome I had given him. Straw threw a fit and said she had always liked the gnome and that I was a bitch. I climbed back into the train crying, leaving Ditdah standing on the platform. As the doors closed, Ditdah started making out with Straw and Fabs jumped into the train to be with me.



Fabs told me not to worry about the others and that I was now actually free to choose where I wanted to live. I didn't understand, but she explained that in the future, all places were accessible by the train, and we could get to work within 5 minutes no matter where we lived. So I said I wanted to live in Arizona maybe, and after a few minutes of roller coaster ride, the doors opened, and there was Arizona. I thought that was neat, but I decided it was too hot. Fabs told me that was great news because she knew of an available apartment in Seattle. So she took me there, but then had to leave, so I just climbed out.



The apartment was weird because to get to it, I had to climb through someone else's apartment. That someone else's apartment belonged to SD. The first time I walked through, he was passed out in his bed. The whole place smelled like pot smoke and filth, so this pissed me off. Also, it was a huge mess. But my own apartment was nice and clean, and all my stuff was there.

Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 10:19 AM

I went back outside and it had started to rain. I found a police officer (it was Al) and told him about SD being on drugs. He followed me back and found SD's stash, but SD wasn't there any more. He told me he'd take care of it and left. Later I saw him with SD, and they were smoking crack. This made me angry and I went back to my apartment, only there I found SD again, only he was in my bed, having sex with my sister. There was a toddler in the room with them. I went back to find Al, and told him about this. Apparently the toddler was SD's child with Diana, and he was supposed to be having visitation, but instead he was having sex in my bed with my sister.



The end. Finally.



I know this was too long, but Frost you all. I feel kind of sick still.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,478 23
12/21/2006 10:25 AM

You really need to stop eating cheese before bed.

Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 10:29 AM

Here is a pic of my sister (straightening Spicey's hair). I think she probably would sleep with SD in real life.



Before anyone asks, I don't have a picture of SD and Diana's kid.

Happy Strawlidays 95,470 36
12/21/2006 10:29 AM

I think this was the sequel to The Real World - GABington DC. Here's an excerpt from the original:



Straw: I'm not living with that filthy hound dog!



Lupie: It's a wolf.



Straw: I was talking about Kake.

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,196 29
12/21/2006 10:42 AM

STRAIGHTENING Spicey's hair? Blasphemous!

Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 11:14 AM

heh. He had never done it before and I don't think he'll do it again. He looked like Ron Jeremy.

Dianada's Dreaming of a White Christmas 57,119 105
12/21/2006 11:17 AM

I have a kid? With SD??!







Frogpop's gonna be pissed.

Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,220 14
12/21/2006 11:20 AM

I have a uterus if Froppog wants to get even. Just sayin'.

KChikita - Xmas Zombie 124,281 89
12/21/2006 11:23 AM

I was totally into it until Ditdah didn't make out with me and I disappeared from the story.

Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 11:30 AM

Sorry sweetie. I was actually more disappointed when Fabs disappeared and she didn't make out with me and SD.

Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,220 14
12/21/2006 11:32 AM

So it didnt sadden you that I gave you directions and you left me? I WANT DRUNKEN DREAM SEX TOO!

Under the Mistletoe 99,723 76
12/21/2006 11:35 AM

Bah. I need to get into the shower now. Today I'm going to touch myself while thinking of Cracka, but if you want, I could pencil you in for tomorrow.

Dianada's Dreaming of a White Christmas 57,119 105
12/21/2006 11:42 AM

<Action>spanks Chance</action>Bad Chance! Down! Off my Froggie!

Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,220 14
12/21/2006 11:43 AM

WAIT DIANADA! Let me pull down my panties first.

Happy Strawlidays 95,470 36
12/21/2006 11:49 AM

I wonder if Ditdah made out with me because I was being a bitch about the gnome.

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,156 9
12/21/2006 11:51 AM

I better get on the phone and warn Indonesia, stat!

Jolson triple dog dares you 16,156 9
12/21/2006 11:52 AM

Impending Fleshunami!

Give Her Pubah, And Watch Her Face Light Up 54,897 17
12/21/2006 12:25 PM

<action>Pubah will eat tierras and twinkies tonight and dream about...</action>



...Making love to Chance's uterus...



...in a purely respectable way, of course.

Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,220 14
12/21/2006 12:58 PM

Today I'm going to touch myself while thinking of Cracka, but if you want, I could pencil you in for tomorrow.



Didja see how I just let that slide? Like its not secretly driving me crazy.

Max Powers 68,757 11
12/21/2006 01:26 PM

I'm just waiting for her to get back from the shower to see how I was.

Yorkie Thompson: The Zombie 60,713 11
12/21/2006 05:11 PM

I think this is my first inclusion in a Gab dream.



I find it off-putting that even with Kake in the dream, I turned out to be the drug addict.





Great. Now that he's gone, I guess I'm the resident Frost-up, aren't I?

Yorkie Thompson: The Zombie 60,713 11
12/21/2006 05:11 PM

But yeah. That's a pretty good description of my apartment, though.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
12/21/2006 07:13 PM

SD - Honestly, you were very cute, but your butt was kinda hairy.

Millie Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 116,854 28
12/22/2006 02:56 AM

I recently had a work dream with Whistler in it. He came to Home Depot and invited me and my co-worker to a housewarming party at his new house.



That was it. No sex. Sorry.

Pubah, Done with Christmas This Year 54,897 17
12/22/2006 07:34 PM

Sooo Millie,

You think Whistler is teh Gay?



Who in their right mind would invite a sexpot like you to their lair and not do the 'forbidden dance' wit cha?

Ditdah 123,092 14
12/30/2006 09:27 PM

Sooooo... I just found this.



And I think Undies has even stranger GAB dreams than I do.



But at least I got some action.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
12/30/2006 09:36 PM

Oh, yeah! Millie wants me.

Ditdah 123,092 14
12/30/2006 09:37 PM

Who doesn't?



Besides Declan, I mean. (And PRAY.)

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,415 11
12/30/2006 09:39 PM

I had a GAB dream the other night. But I'm not going into details, it was just a wee bit raunchy. And embarrasing.



I think my brain is telling me I need sex.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
12/30/2006 09:42 PM

Oh, yeah! Millie wants me.



I want you too Whistles , get your behind on messenger !

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
12/30/2006 09:47 PM

Okay, this is my GAB dream, which I had on Christmas night, and which was EXTREMELY vivid and graphic.



I need to preface by saying that I haven't had sex with anyone but EJ since October of 1983, and that I can't even have sex with someone else in a dream without feeling practically suicidally guilty in the dream.



In my dream, I had travelled to a large city and was staying in a large hotel, and, probably not by coincidence, a certain GABbette was also there, staying in the same hotel, but had a member of her family with her. I was travelling alone.



I seemed to know the city better than they did, and so I took the two of them around to see the sights, bought them some meals and was my normal kind and courteous, charming, helpful self. I was especially nice to the family member, whom I had never before met (even on line).



Well, one thing led to another, and I ended up having the hot, sweaty, animal sex with the GABbette back in my hotel room. And may I say that I was so good that she had to go home in a wheelchair.



The remarkable part was that for the first time ever, my enjoyment of the experience was undampened by guilt.



Anyone care to analyze?

Ditdah 123,092 14
12/30/2006 09:48 PM

WHO WAS IT????

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
12/30/2006 09:52 PM

Okay, this is my GAB dream, which I had on Christmas night, and which was EXTREMELY vivid and graphic.



I need to preface by saying that I haven't had sex with anyone but EJ since October of 1983, and that I can't even have sex with someone else in a dream without feeling practically suicidally guilty in the dream.



In my dream, I had travelled to a large city and was staying in a large hotel, and, probably not by coincidence, a certain GABbette was also there, staying in the same hotel, but had a member of her family with her. I was travelling alone.



I seemed to know the city better than they did, and so I took the two of them around to see the sights, bought them some meals and was my normal kind and courteous, charming, helpful self. I was especially nice to the family member, whom I had never before met (even on line).



Well, one thing led to another, and I ended up having the hot, sweaty, animal sex with the GABbette back in my hotel room. And may I say that I was so good that she had to go home in a wheelchair.



The remarkable part was that for the first time ever, my enjoyment of the experience was undampened by guilt.



Anyone care to analyze?



You have plans to come to Sydney ? Otherwise I can't help you there.

Happy Strawlidays 95,470 36
12/30/2006 09:53 PM

I had a dream last night about going to New York City. Dianada was there and unhappy with me for some reason, and then later I was driving around with Demo Monkey and got lost. We ended up ditching the car and walking around. Somehow we wandered inside a private preschool for celebrities kids, and saw a few celebs there. Demo was unimpressed. At some point I was wearing some strange Vegas showgirl costume with lots of feathers.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
12/30/2006 09:59 PM

No way I'm telling who it was. But not because I'd be embarassed to admit I'd had hot zoo sex with her. I'm just embarassed that I dreamed it.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
12/30/2006 10:05 PM

No way I'm telling who it was. But not because I'd be embarassed to admit I'd had hot zoo sex with her. I'm just embarassed that I dreamed it.



I call fat daughter!

This coming from a man who introduced me to Gab with "so , wanna cyber?"

Frogpolar Express 173,113 25
12/30/2006 10:18 PM

And may I say that I was so good that she had to go home in a wheelchair.



psst.. Sage is a dude.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
12/31/2006 11:03 PM

<action> puts away brooms, mops and Magic erasers after realzing this thread doesn't include any mention of Undies' previuos dream</action?



gyped again

Mrs. McHaggis 99,723 76
01/01/2007 05:03 PM

Pumpkin! I started a separate thread for you! Geez.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
01/01/2007 05:04 PM

I know I know...and I appreciated it...but...it's been a bad year.