Psychotic Super Flying Monkey (not demo) 56,642 7
12/29/2006 09:20 AM

you finished cleaning my house

Please tell me (for ego purposes) that's a euphemism for something...

(unless the Haggis is reading)



Could be 'cause I've ALSO been described as this guy.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,771 17
12/29/2006 09:23 AM

Funny thing... heh, huh, heh... um, I had a dream about Pumpkin too! He was also cleaning.



The sheets were dirty.

The lamp was knocked over and broken all over the floor.

Pillows all over the living room and a couple of holes needed to be patched in the walls.



Crazy ironic dreams, eh???

Mrs. McHaggis 99,723 76
12/29/2006 09:24 AM

Really? I need some new magic erasers. Think you could get me a deal?

Mrs. McHaggis 99,723 76
12/29/2006 09:25 AM

Good for you Trae, though I actually prefer my version. My house is a mess and it would have been nice to have the dream come true.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey (not demo) 56,642 7
12/29/2006 09:35 AM

Try this Undies.

Mrs. McHaggis 99,723 76
12/29/2006 11:08 AM

No way am I falling for that! If I fill out the form, you'll have enough info on me to do some serious stalking. I want you to scrub my walls, not have the ability to cover them in blood and gristle.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
12/29/2006 11:11 AM

Wait..isn't that why they need cleaning to begin with?





<serious> Only thing those don't seem to work on is Crayon on painted wood, otherwise they're the bomb!</serious>

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
01/01/2007 05:15 PM

bump just because it's about me.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
01/01/2007 05:22 PM

Yes...i'm becoming an Orb whore.....so sue me.

Thud 66,695 17
01/01/2007 06:30 PM

Ok, you're Sue.



Not sure why you want to be called Sue, but there you are.

Happy PhartSack now newer and better for 2007 13,693 15
01/01/2007 06:32 PM

OK your SUE..



You got kind of a bony body though.

Chit 178,088 15
01/01/2007 07:07 PM

So, is this the appropriate place for me to Praise the Gourd King for the chutney he sent me ?



I'm not very big on Indian food, nor do I need anything to spread on my meat to make it tasty.

(god I like the way that last sentence "came" together)



But Pumpkin sent me far too little of a concoction that he makes that I'm not sure I can live without in the future.



I love almost everything cranberry, but I'll admit that I was expecting something sweetened to the point of being very cranberry sauce-ish. Not so !! His chutney was a refreshing surprise, as it was squeakily tart, but not without a perfect balance of sweetness. I was piling it on turkey, but I'm sure it will compliment any meat that I decide to smear it on.



I decided later that the cool part of it's complex taste was actually that the finish taste was an underwhelming but intriguing hint of (I'm guessing) clove and cinnamon type spices, that left me wanting to taste it again, just to see if it was really there or if I was just imagining it.

(Very Clever Mr. Bond !)



Bottom line is, this Shakespeare rocks and I WANT MORE !



I know I have to wait for cranberry season again, but just so you know... I'll pay for mine next time, so send lots more.



Ohh yea, Happy New Year, Nigga !

Thanks

Chit 178,088 15
01/01/2007 07:08 PM

P.S.



I sent clickies too...





WHORE !

Ditdah 123,092 14
01/01/2007 07:24 PM

Whuh? He's sending people free homemade food?



A - why didn't I get any

B - how many people has he killed so far?

Millie 116,854 28
01/01/2007 07:39 PM

Hey, what are the cookies--chopped liver?

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
01/02/2007 08:44 AM

Sorry Dit...but I DID post something about emailing me if you wanted some.....



Alas, I've but one jar left that is earmarked to be sent (as soon as I can afford it)...and Cranberries have disappeared from the grocery stores for the season, but come next season, I will again put the word out that it is available (this time early enough to make plenty for all)





If, however, your REALLY curious, email me and I'll see if I can track some down and make another batch soon.





How many people did he kill? I can't tell as it would give away my secret ingredients

Chit 178,088 15
01/02/2007 08:51 AM

How many people did he kill?





People die every day.





This stuff really jazzes up your favorite meat dishes.









I say, "Kill 'em if ya got to."

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 7
01/02/2007 09:22 AM

<cue Solent Green jokes now>