BlueLep 13,144 10
01/10/2007 03:11 AM

Also make you not remember how to spell Marriage.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/10/2007 03:25 AM

Tell them how many shoes you own.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
01/10/2007 04:16 AM

Nothing funny about it, but here's how I did it.



I made reservations at, according to Frommer's, the most romantic restaurant in Tokyo... Casita, in the Aoyama district. The reservations were made months in advance, and they knew that I would be proposing.



We were greeted at the elevator by the manager, Gerard, who took us to our table. It was candlelit, with rose petals sprinkled around one edge of the table. There were also very nice cloth napkins, each embroidered with our names.



After a few minutes, Gerard brought us a bottle of Champagne. The label had been custom printed, and included the date and both of our names. He then explained to us an old tradition of using a sword to open bottles of Champagne. Afterwards, we went outside onto the deck, where he showed my soon-to-be fiancee how to open the bottle using a sword. He then gave her the bottle and a sword, and took Polaroids of her opening the bottle.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
01/10/2007 04:16 AM

Back inside and sipping the Champagne, we shared an appetizer of the most exquisite carmelized duck I have ever had in my life. It literally melted on your tongue.



Dinner was Norwegian Salmon for her and a Filet Mignon for me (both were absolutely amazing), along with a couple bottles of Chardonnay.



After dinner, Gerard escorted us out onto the open-air deck for dessert. As a side note, if the air outside is a bit chilly, they bring you an electric blanket to cuddle up in. We were seated in a fairly private area in soft, very comfortable chairs at an oil-lamp lit table. After having dessert (cheesecake with raspberry sauce for me, coconut gelato for her), I got down on one knee, held her hand while I said a bunch of mushy stuff, put the ring on her finger and asked her to marry me.



Soon after, Gerard came back with a nicely decorated ceramic platter, which contained several strawberries along with a message (written perfectly in chocolate sauce) thanking us for choosing Casita and wishing us happiness in our life together.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/10/2007 04:55 AM

How sweet, Leps looking to increase his stable.



I hope you killed her existing pimp first.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/10/2007 06:03 AM

I call Fat Daughter Satan! If you're in the navy, there's no way that you could afford a filet mignon in Tokyo! I'm bettin it was done at a Japanese KFC, which would be cost equivalent to eating diamonds at a Debeers facility here in the US.

ёб вас! 10,950 10
01/10/2007 06:33 AM

"What the Frost do you mean it turned pink!?!"

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
01/10/2007 06:51 AM

I've actually never eaten at a KFC here in Japan.



But really, Casita wasn't all that expensive, considering that at a deli just down the street from the East Gardens of the Imperial Palace, two sandwiches, a beer and a bottle of water costs around $40.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/10/2007 07:26 AM

I had four of my buddies dress up as vikings. We had an all out battle on her front lawn. Luckily, I won and got to storm th castle and ask her to marry me or she would be married to my buddy Jay right now.



Boy, would that ever have been a backfire.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/10/2007 07:27 AM

That's not bad at all. In the early '90s, dinner at McDonald's for me and my girlfriend ran about $30, and that was in Sasebo.



I remember thinking that I'd better get lucky after splurging like that.

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/10/2007 07:31 AM

after splurging like that.



So the night was pretty much over at that point?

Lupience, hardcore sleeper 26,981 11
01/10/2007 07:38 AM

Mr. Lupie said "I think we should do it." So we did it. Then he said "I think we should get married." So we did that, too.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/10/2007 07:41 AM

Lucky he didn't say "I think we should go on a state-to-state killing spree" then really.

Whistler P. McManus in the Great Ohio Adventure 186,122 44
01/10/2007 07:46 AM

I had four of my buddies dress up as vikings. We had an all out battle on her front lawn. Luckily, I won and got to storm th castle and ask her to marry me.





You are lucky. Most women would have been able to tell you were gay from that display.

Chickens left a little something in your stocking 286,539 61
01/10/2007 08:24 AM

It's not advisable to call a 6 foot plus man dressed in dead deer skins, a steel helmet with antlers, and a homemade battle axe in his hand that he's gay.



See? That's the mistake many Britons made. The Vikings were actually only stopping by to borrow a cup of sugar, and look what happened.

Celebrating Thirty Years of Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/10/2007 08:30 AM

"You're a woman, so deep down you hate having sex. Want to make that possible for the rest of your life?"

Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
01/10/2007 08:35 AM

I thought we were just going out to a bar to have some drinks and listen to live music. Instead, Spicey had contacted the band that was playing and set something up so he could go on stage during a break and sing to me. It was very romantical, and SHP was there. I'm not sure if she was paying attention though - there was a guy she had been eyeing all night and they might have slipped away to the alley out back.



Anyway, teh Haggis sang to me in front of about 50 or so strangers and then asked me to marry him. My first words were "I can't believe you proposed to me in a bar!" But then I said yes and he gave me the ring and then we took a visit to the alley out back.

Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
01/10/2007 08:39 AM

hey! GAB Search works!

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/10/2007 08:50 AM

<action>looks fearfully to the reddening sky.</action>hey! GAB Search works!



Hey, waddya know. That was the seventh sign. Who knew?

I suffer from Pigmata 54,807 10
01/10/2007 08:58 AM

BD aksed me to marry him and then knocked me up to seal the deal.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/10/2007 09:04 AM

Send her a picture of your Coleridge.

TheZog 412 9
01/10/2007 09:05 AM

After making the decision and having a ring made (cause I have teh mojo like that), getting permission from her father (also old-fashioned), and having a woman who would have been entirely to suspicious of anything out of the ordinary; I jammed the ring on her finger at about 4 in the morning. Sadly, Aunt Flow was visiting and the perfectly sized band of platinum and rose gold may as well have come from those machines at the front of the supermarket. I then had to sit there and try not to deliberately wake her for some hours. When she woke up, she started shaking her left hand as though some sort of mutant insect had taken up residence upon it. Much overemotional stuff followed.



Lessons to learn: Use the excess Frost-ing hormones to your advantage, it may be the only chance you ever have, and rings that are made to the correct size when the rags are not all dirty are not the correct size when they are.



</channeling Dickens>

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/10/2007 09:21 AM

I hate that romatic Shakespeare and, fortunately, I found a man who has no talent in that particular area.



Us: eating barbecue

Him: "Wanna get married?"

Me: "Ok."

back to eating barbecue

Whistler P. McManus in the Great Ohio Adventure 186,122 44
01/10/2007 09:25 AM

Regarding asking permission from the father: unless she's underage or he's Frost-ing her, I would say that in this 21st century, she's free to make up her own mind.

TheZog 412 9
01/10/2007 09:34 AM

It's different when the father owns more firearms than most urban police departments.

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/10/2007 09:38 AM

My brother got engaged a few weeks ago. He proposed, she said yes, then four days later he asked her father if he was ok with it.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/10/2007 09:45 AM

I asked infront of the world's tallest free standing phallus.



After paying for the gas to drive an hour and a half to see her every weekend, we did not have a lot of money to go places, so we usually hung out talking on a park bench infront of the CN tower for hours.

I couldn't think of anything original, or something that would not embarrass her, so i figured "our bench" would be a good place.

It was a nice warm day, and the bloody tourists wouldn't let up. I had to try and keep her there for a couple of hours until a bench was free. It was romantic as i bent down on one knee, the sound of a child being scolded in Punjabi for dropping ice cream on his shirt under the shadow of an ugly cement spike.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 09:54 AM

The first time I asked my wife to marry me I was 18, I won't go into details but it resulted in a "drunk in public" citation and us nearly breaking up because I called her the wrong name.



The second time was more romantic (and successful), with the ring and flowers and sobriety.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/10/2007 09:55 AM

None of this matters anyway, he's Mexican so all he needs to do is Frost her in the ass, blow over her back, say 'You're mine now, Puta' and I think it's actually legally binding.

FM 21-10 Needs Another Beer 3,163 6
01/10/2007 09:58 AM

None of this matters anyway, he's Mexican so all he needs to do is Frost her in the ass, blow over her back, say 'You're mine now, Puta' and I think it's actually legally binding.



In the back of their conversion van?

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 09:59 AM

I didn't realize he was Mexican. This changes things.



You'll need to wash your Elcamino, pile the kids in back, then point out to her that the gubment will give you more cheese if she wears your ring.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 09:59 AM

Dropped trou on the Continental Divide during a freak snow storm.





BEAT THAT!







(yeah, blue balls ever since)

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:01 AM

I just hope she's not a beaner. Mexican chics are hot untill they get married.

Then they shrink to about 5'2" and gain 100 pounds and body hair.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
01/10/2007 10:06 AM

Me: "So, it turned blue, huh?"



Her: "Yep"



Me: "Ah"



That was pretty much it the first time around.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:07 AM

Dave, crib death means you don't have to get married.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
01/10/2007 10:08 AM

Yeah, but my first wife didn't sleep in a crib.

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/10/2007 10:23 AM

I just hope she's not a beaner. Mexican chics are hot untill they get married. Then they shrink to about 5'2" and gain 100 pounds and body hair.



That's 100 pounds of body hair. When they shower it looks much like dunking a persian cat.

Trixxie Ya Ya 65,026 15
01/10/2007 10:25 AM

Pig Frost-ing, Goat Blowing, Midget Feltching, Right Wing Bigots wont let me get married because it cheapens their sanctamonious unions, will cause it to rain toads, and will bring an end to society as we know it.

Trixxie Ya Ya 65,026 15
01/10/2007 10:26 AM

and by Pig Frost-ing, Goat Blowing, Midget Feltching, Right Wing Bigots I mean Chickens and Dirk Lately.

Cupids Last Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2007 10:26 AM

There is no "i" in marrage.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:27 AM

I HAVE NEVER BEEN FELTCHED!!!

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:28 AM

There is no "i" in marrage





But there's two in idiot.

Which is what a marrage takes these days.

Cupids Last Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2007 10:29 AM

I would rather kill myself than say "i do " again.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:31 AM

Chance, do you have good hygene? What about a tight Poe?

Cupids Last Chance 171,275 14
01/10/2007 10:34 AM

Go to hell, Midgets

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 10:39 AM

Don't hate the midget, hate the setup.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 10:42 AM

Nah..don't kill your self....you kill the OTHER..wait..I've said to much.

Disregard this.

trojandoll 3,467 8
01/10/2007 10:57 AM

My fiance bought some valentine chocolates and replaced one of the pieces of candy with the ring. He had it sitting on the table with roses and champagne when I came home from work (on Valentine's day, so it wasn't out of the ordinary). I didn't go to get a piece of candy right away, so he told me he ate one so I'd know the box was open. When I went to get a piece I saw the ring. I looked back and forth between him and the ring a few times and then asked him if he had something to ask me.

KChikita - Right in your Buckeye! 128,316 98
01/10/2007 11:00 AM

"Mawwage. Mawwage is wot bwings us togevva...today.



Mawwage...dat bwessed awangement...dat dweem wiffin a dweem."

KChikita - Right in your Buckeye! 128,316 98
01/10/2007 11:00 AM

5 Clickies to whoever gets that reference.

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/10/2007 11:01 AM

Let me guess: Then he said, "Oh, sorry, wrong box! That one's for my secretary."

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 11:04 AM

Nothing better that 'Wove...TWU wove".



"Just say MAN AND WIFE!"

"Man and wife"



There...Now others can play and I still get my clickies right?



Buttercup?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/10/2007 11:04 AM

I had this old dutch guy minister that talked that way. Couldn't help but say "As you wish" after the benediction.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/10/2007 11:08 AM

5 Clickies to whoever gets that reference.



Frost that - anyone who DOESN'T get that reference should be kicked off of GAB.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 11:08 AM

Hush you....just because the Prof and I posted the answers first....





oh.ok. your right.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 11:09 AM

The Methodist minister that married us was asian. The "love, honor and cherish" part came out as "rove, honor, and kick".



Six years later I took that vow.

Sharribarri Shortcake 14,124 11
01/10/2007 11:09 AM

Mawwage. Mawwage is wot bwings us togevva...today.





I kept hearing that replay in my head when I saw the thread's title. Robin Hood: Men in Tights

KChikita - Right in your Buckeye! 128,316 98
01/10/2007 11:12 AM

Wrong cult comedy, Sharri! BAD SHARRI!

Sharribarri Shortcake 14,124 11
01/10/2007 11:12 AM

Damn I was wrong.

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/10/2007 11:25 AM

Damn I was wrong.



Up next on GAB:



Should Sharri be banned for not knowing one of the most obvious Princess Bride references?

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 11:27 AM

I say we let her slide if she can sing (and dance) the entire opening sequence to Men in Tights.



Or she can email me a picture of her tits.

Either way.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/10/2007 11:39 AM

Cut her some slack. She's handicapped because she is trained in handling whole groups of movie references at a time. Just one throws off her timeing.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/10/2007 11:40 AM

And she's gonna email me pictures of her tits.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 11:43 AM

and you'll be sharing right?





I said RIGHT?!

Sharribarri Shortcake 14,124 11
01/10/2007 11:50 AM

It is nice to know I have fans admirers stalker-types? I think. But the answer remains no.

Sharribarri Shortcake 14,124 11
01/10/2007 11:51 AM

BUT I can sing and dance the whole into to RH:MIT.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/10/2007 11:53 AM

Frost her. She's out.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/10/2007 11:57 AM

<action> kicks a can out of thread and goes back to the Chance Fan Club thread to sulk

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/10/2007 07:07 PM

Hey neep, didn't I already tell you how many shoes I had?



Damn, now i'm stuck.

Millie 116,988 28
01/10/2007 11:17 PM

I'm like Lila, I hate that romantic Shakespeare. We had been living together for a couple of years and one day I said, "This summer would probably be a good time to get married."



He said, "O.K."



We did. And then, nine years later, we got divorced.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 11:19 PM

Millie, lets get married.



You bring the cookies, I'll bring the icing.

Millie 116,988 28
01/10/2007 11:21 PM

I made my own wedding cake.



I already told that story somewhere. My fatass brother-in-law STOLE the leftover cake--half of a four-tier cake.



It was a very tasty cake, even though I only got one bite.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/10/2007 11:25 PM

You're avoiding my question.

Nymph 15 6
01/10/2007 11:27 PM

Damnit Lep! Get back into the room and Frost me now or the marriage is off!

Nymph 15 6
01/10/2007 11:27 PM

And this time leave the Frost-ing bowl of chili behind!

Yorkie Thompson! Now with Cryptkeeper hands! 60,724 12
01/10/2007 11:30 PM

Is this really someone that knows you, Lep?





Man. My girlfriend knows about GAB, but I told her it was an exclusive forum that you had to be invited to, and she's computer illiterate enough to believe me.



Seriously, I'd never let her read through this place.

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2007 12:08 AM

Midgets, I believe you are already married.



And I have said many times I will never marry again.



So, the answer is no, I will not marry you. If you had said "frosting" instead of "icing", I may have thought twice.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:11 AM

I've been divorced for 5 years now. I can understand the misstake, since I frequently point out that I'm not getting any, but that happens to single people too.



And I can do frosting.

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2007 12:15 AM

Meh. No marriage for me ever again.



But my two older sisters are single...heh.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:18 AM

Is this really someone that knows you, Lep?



My wife to be.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:19 AM

Well, if you won't marry me just come live with me, paint my house, and bake for me.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:20 AM

Either one of you, I'm not picky.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:21 AM

I'm a leprechaun, your to tall for me midgets.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:25 AM

Well, I'll agree to cut off six inches if you do too.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:26 AM

Heh.

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2007 12:27 AM

Six inches, huh?

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:28 AM

FROM MY LEGS!!!!

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:28 AM

Leprechauns expand their size...

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2007 12:29 AM

Also, I think it's a bad idea to let your significant other know about GAB.



Of course, I found GAB by spying on my boyfriend, but that's different. He didn't actually tell me about it.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:30 AM

I'm just really honest I guess...



And the thing was that I am FORCING her to be on GAB. She is funny, but doesn't want to post.

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2007 12:31 AM

Hey, wait a minute!



If she's reading GAB, what's the point of asking us how to propose? It won't be a surprise now.



Also, I only date dishonest men. It makes the relationship more exciting and unpredictable.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:36 AM

I'd like to welcome Nymph.



I guess I have to refrain from telling the story about the time BlueLep offered to suck my Coleridge for a Ritz.

Or about him picking up herpes in Atlanta.



Yep, better be more carefull now!

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:39 AM

I guess I have to refrain from telling the story about the time BlueLep offered to suck my Coleridge for a Ritz.

Or about him picking up herpes in Atlanta.





Shhhh... Or that time with your mo...Nevermind...

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:40 AM

There are many ways, and now I won't tell which way, you never know... Did that make sense?

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:41 AM

That was a response to millie.

Yorkie Thompson! Now with Cryptkeeper hands! 60,724 12
01/11/2007 12:47 AM

Seriously. How do you people do this?





It's like, when you introduce your new SO to your life, you tell them "these are my friends, and these are my parents, and this is the internet. Internet, dear, say hello to my second love"

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 12:50 AM

Now that I show her this, she puts out like crazy just to have me advoid GAB.



It's.So.Awesome.

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 12:52 AM

But when the divorce comes around (and it will) you will be totally Frosted.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 01:12 AM

I don't hate romance, but I do hate how fake, orchestrated, synthetic, forced, and superficial a LOT of "romantic" stuff feels. Seems like most of it has nothing to do with the two people involved in a relationship, but rather it's a pissing contest between the girl and all her coworkers/friends/relatives who brag about how romantic their boy is based on what or how much he bought them. I'm also not a big fan of forced romanticism, like Valentine's day. I don't know, so much romantic stuff just seems so cliched and disingenuous, and isn't that exactly the opposite of what people should be aiming for in time with their lovah?

Midgets 96,092 48
01/11/2007 01:14 AM

Wow, you're really a cheap bastard, aren't you?

Dianada just wants snow! 57,835 109
01/11/2007 01:20 AM

Froggie is very romantical! When he buys me things, it's stuff I actually want, not stuff I'm supposed to show off so people think I belong to a moneybags. This means he listens.











Plus, he's good in bed.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 01:25 AM

I rest my case.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 01:28 AM

There are a lot of good things about relationships, but it sucks when you get caught masturbating to her girl on girl porn

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/11/2007 01:42 AM

I told my wife that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her coming home from a ski trip to Wisconson during X-mas break my sophomore year in high school.



Five years later, I proposed sitting outside a pizza shop in the car. I used an heirloom, that she wore everyday, as her engagement ring. When I bought her a proper ring, I didn't do anything special except for taking off the one ring and putting on the other.



My wife and I have been together for 15 years. We've been married for four and a half.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
01/11/2007 01:45 AM

Hammerhead has a wife?



Wow.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/11/2007 02:15 AM

And a Sharkpup. He just turned three.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 02:22 AM

So you've still got like 2 years left to yell nOOb at him every time you see him?

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 02:49 AM

I think a proposal is a while off, but the new kitten is creeping along the sofa to meet our old, fat cat, Tigger. They've only hissed at each other from across the room so far. Tigger was too well trained to stay away from the kittens by our old mother cat.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 02:57 AM

Tigger sprang up and chased Nutter under the coffee table. Nutter was so freaked out she attacked Dad when he fished her out.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 03:12 AM

Put your sister on.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 03:16 AM

YOU ARE NOT CALLING IT NUTTER!



For crying out loud, how many names can something so tiny have? Pedicat, cat, kitten, yeti, chicken, poly...

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 03:22 AM

Chicken? It's been called Nutter ever since I had to kick her out of my bedroom for attacking every part of me that was exposed. It was too hot to secure myself against her attacks. I can't call her Pedi, it doesn't fit. I call he Kitten or Nutter now. Well, I call her "you Frost-ing Nutter," really, but that wont stick.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 03:25 AM

Have we finally met a cat who can live up to the name, "Frostles"?

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 03:27 AM

I think we should call her Disco.



Becaaause...



She is D (desirable)

She is I (irrisistable)

She is S (super sexy)

She is C (such a cutie)

She is Ooooooooo...



I need to stop listening to that song.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 03:37 AM

<action>blinks</action>

What?

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 05:01 AM

Shelby.















SHELBY!!!

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 05:11 AM

Neep, when you go to bed, point the kitten in the direction of the stairs, she can find her way up to me now.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 05:13 AM

Oh. I thought she was supposed to be shut in with her food a litter box for the night. She is meowing.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 05:15 AM

Haha! She came back because she LOVES ME MORE!

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 05:25 AM

That's it. She has a name.



Frost-ing Nutter it is.



Nutter just launched herself up me, climbing from my ankle to my neck so she could chew my necklace.

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 05:25 AM

She still loves me more.

Jaggy - the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
01/11/2007 05:46 AM

Then why is she curled up under my knee? Hmmmmm?

The Neeplets waved multi-coloured flags! 35,066 15
01/11/2007 06:06 AM

Because my door is shut.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
01/11/2007 06:07 AM

When was the last time you two actually spoke to each other in person?

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/11/2007 06:16 AM

*coughYIMcoughcough*

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/11/2007 07:12 AM

Is this really someone that knows you, Lep?



My wife to be.



So does that mean that you don't want me to set you up with my friends now when you come to London

as per that conversation we had about 2 weeks ago?

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/11/2007 07:13 AM

Shelby.















SHELBY!!!



What.















WHAT!!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/11/2007 08:04 AM

How's things?

GAchick 312 6
01/11/2007 08:44 AM

My mama always told me never to marry a man unless he had a big dick and lots of money. She said she got short changed on both of them.

Whistler P. McManus in the Great Ohio Adventure 186,122 44
01/11/2007 09:45 AM

I don't hate romance, but I do hate how fake, orchestrated, synthetic, forced, and superficial a LOT of "romantic" stuff feels. Seems like most of it has nothing to do with the two people involved in a relationship, but rather it's a pissing contest between the girl and all her coworkers/friends/relatives who brag about how romantic their boy is based on what or how much he bought them.



Right on, brother Frog! Another weird romance thing is how some people plan a wedding to death, making sure every little detail is just perfect, romantic, unique and special. The only detail that isn't especially significant is which dolt they're going to marry.

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/11/2007 09:46 AM

It will be a truly special occasion when I meet the woman who also wants a Roller Disco Wedding.



Break it down Rick Dees!

Cupids Last Chance 171,275 14
01/11/2007 09:56 AM

That would rock. I wanted to get married by an Elvis impersonator. Im never getting married again though, well that is after i kill my first husband.

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/11/2007 09:58 AM

You could always hire an Elvis impersonator to assassinate your husband. Can't you just feel the magic?

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/11/2007 09:59 AM

To all the people who say they'll "never" get married again, just remember Underwhere prolly said she'd "never" take it in the ass at some point in her life and look at her now!

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/11/2007 10:01 AM

My mama always told me never to marry a man unless he had a big dick and lots of money. She said she got short changed on both of them.



Tell me if I'm being too forward, but are your parents mentally retarded in any way?

I ask this for no particular reason, of course.

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/11/2007 10:01 AM

just remember Underwhere prolly said she'd "never" take it in the ass at some point in her life



HAHAHAHAH!

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/11/2007 10:06 AM

<action>sticks out bottom lip</action>I see the "HAHAHAHAH!" but I see no clickies.

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/11/2007 10:07 AM

That's betta'!

Tweak - Friend. Lover. Spoon 18,881 12
01/11/2007 10:11 AM

<action>adopts a sly expression.</action>Yes..... I thought you'd like it.

The Evil Strawberry 98,000 37
01/11/2007 10:12 AM

The priest from Princess Bride was indeed very funny. My favorite is the guy from Spaceballs who kept getting annoyed at being interrupted.



"Alright, we're going to the short, short version. Do you?"



"Yes!"



"Do you?"



"Yes!"



"Good, you're married. Kiss her!"

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/11/2007 10:21 AM

Straw, I could kiss you. That is EXACTLY the speech we wanted to have at our wedding!

KChikita - Right in your Buckeye! 128,316 98
01/12/2007 11:32 AM

During Xmas, when I started receiving cards and packages from people my husband had never heard of, he finally said, "Don't you have enough REAL friends, that you have to make INTERNET friends?"



He's just jealous.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/12/2007 11:37 AM

I did what I did to one up my buddy Jay, who had rented a white horse, worn a tux, and rode up to his girlfriend's bedroom window on a saturday morning with a dozen roses and a ring.



The rest of us couldn't just ask over BBQ after that.