BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
01/12/2007 01:58 PM

Morris unsuccessfully tries the Catkins Diet.

KingMikeII 354 7
01/12/2007 02:06 PM

Midget steals kitten

Kiss Pumpkin and get VD cards 56,642 8
01/12/2007 02:10 PM

CG tring out for the touring version of "CATS". Here we see him in full costume.

Trump 67,037 13
01/12/2007 02:13 PM

That cat is disgusting. It's fat and ugly. I'll probably sue it.

Barbara Walters told me she hates that cat.

SHP. I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 181,795 70
01/12/2007 02:15 PM

The article I read mentions that the cat also has HIV. He'll probably lose the weight in no time.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/12/2007 02:49 PM

After clicking that link and watching the video...



1: That cat is about twice the weight it needs to be for its frame.

2: We have two cats who are around that weight and both of them are just real large animals and not overweight.

3: That woman's house is a sty.

4: And what the Frost were you thinking when you put in a doggy door to the outside and left it unlocked? "Gee, another animal got in here? Why however did that happen?" Dumbass.

5: The real owner who lets this FIV infected cat roam around outside should have his stupid ass eaten by rabid dogs.

6: Yes, the cat gets around ok but its far from healthy. Being 10 pounds overweight AND having FIV means its NOT healthy. Stupid Humane Society. Cats do a very good job of hiding how uncomfortable or sick they are. Its part of their defense mechanism as predatory animals.



Other than all that I really have no opinion.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
01/12/2007 02:56 PM

The cat in the Yahoo photo is NO 20 pounder. Boris The Russian Blue is 18 pinds, and nowhere near that fat.

Caga Palo 683 7
01/12/2007 03:15 PM

Just another fat Poe

Kiss Pumpkin and get VD cards 56,642 8
01/12/2007 03:20 PM

Who, the owner or that furball she's holding?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/12/2007 03:41 PM

Congratulations! You've just been adopted by Seigfried and Roy!

Millie 116,988 28
01/12/2007 10:55 PM

My parent's cat, Murphy, is 24 pounds and doesn't look like that.



Either that cat has a very small frame or the person who weighed him was drunk.

Bron-Y-Aur- Shemp 22,222 17
01/12/2007 11:00 PM

" K kill mmeee. Pl please kill m m me."

TomSFox 352 6
01/13/2007 05:24 PM

I asked for a tabby cat!

Not for a tubby cat!

Pubah Dares ya to Walk Down MLKing Avenue 56,805 18
01/13/2007 05:28 PM

Garfield Lives!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
01/13/2007 05:33 PM

Since nobody has said it;





*cou*Chance*gh*

Chance is a round the way girl 171,275 14
01/13/2007 06:00 PM

I am a fat cat?



As long as I can still lick myself, I can live with that.

The Hallie Priestess 58,948 29
01/13/2007 06:01 PM

You are admarably flexable.

One... Two... Free at last ! 178,781 15
01/13/2007 06:09 PM

Heh...and I thought Big Poe got whacked for squealin'.

TomSFox 352 6
01/13/2007 06:16 PM

It's Garfield's twice as fat and ten times funnier cousin.

OriginalSim 585 7
01/13/2007 06:24 PM

"Hercules, the cat pictured here with his Agent, has accepted the role of "Jabba the Cat" in the latest Star Whores film episode "Return of the Fat Furry Frosts"

The Hallie Priestess 58,948 29
01/13/2007 06:26 PM

Sim, so you've heard about the plushie version of SW their making?

OriginalSim 585 7
01/13/2007 06:42 PM

No, but I saw the Lego(tm) version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/13/2007 08:02 PM

I thought this was going to be a picture of Britney Spears getting out of a limo.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/13/2007 08:15 PM

"HOLY Shakespeare THAT'S A FAT Frost-ing CAT!"

Dave's not guilty your honor 52,827 16
01/13/2007 08:20 PM

Lot of meat on that one.

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
01/13/2007 11:10 PM

"As soon as the staff goes home, I'll unzip this cat suit and steal all the Ketamine my midget body can handle!"

BlueWaffels 13,144 10
01/14/2007 01:02 AM

Hey look! It's CG.

MLJoe- The REAL Government Holiday Hero 6,067 8
01/14/2007 01:45 AM

That's my cat.

Agent Pee 8 6
01/17/2007 09:13 PM

The rare Australian lynx had developed, over millions of years of evolution, the ability to take in nutrients from the pores on its body.



Note: Wendy Johnson, caretaker of this particular lynx, was 280 lbs when the stray was found.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/17/2007 10:24 PM

Do cats even have thyroids?

daisypie 49,378 9
01/17/2007 10:26 PM

"Garret's daughter gets a pet"

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 06:57 AM

"I hate Mondays"

Briham's Doobs Secrete Eggnog! 38,843 10
01/18/2007 08:38 AM

That kitty looks like Marlon Brando.

syncope 49,019 14
01/18/2007 09:25 AM

It turns out the lycanthropic Louie Anderson is just as lame as regular Louie Anderson.

The Mammoth Piggy Porkwich 80,728 42
01/18/2007 09:41 AM

Aha! So it's "Hercules", and not Goliath.



Who cares, both of them died.

Frickindeal 348 8
01/18/2007 04:16 PM

So the wife walks into the bedroom carrying the cat and says: "Look honey! This is the fat pig I've been banging when you're not around".

Her husband rolls his eyes and says "That's not a pig, it's a CAT, you dolt".

She replies "I was talking to the cat".

tuituiman 175 7
01/18/2007 09:41 PM

Does my arse look big on this human?

Dan-Man! 1,634 7
01/19/2007 12:37 AM

Pondering the cat's status as FIV-positive, I was suddenly struck with what I think would be a great way to break the ice during an awkward romantic situation.



"...I don't have AIDS, but my Poe does."

ringworm 68,315 13
01/19/2007 02:02 AM

meh, i've seen bigger.



his head is absolutely massive, but that really isn't a big cat. just oddly proportioned.

TomServo 3,759 7
01/19/2007 07:55 AM

She's crap, I can see her lips move and everything!

L0rd Aryan 3 6
01/20/2007 10:32 AM

Just look at my BIG Poe !

Chit 178,781 15
01/20/2007 10:57 AM

In Soviet Russia, big Poe eats you !

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
01/23/2007 12:05 AM

SHP is PROCREATING!?!?
I leave for awhile and
God lets all the rules fly
out the window...

keelog 68 7
01/25/2007 03:20 PM

Woman: "You think this Poe's huge? You should see my other one."

John Blaze 17 6
01/31/2007 01:00 PM

Wait til Golden China Restaurant gets a load of next week's shipment!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
01/31/2007 05:25 PM

In an attempt to attract cat lovers to Sesame Street, the puppeteers at Henson Studios show off a prototype of their latest character...Big Pussie.

TomSFox 352 6
02/02/2007 11:40 PM

Straight from ALF's farm.

Random Awkward Man 11 6
02/03/2007 03:03 AM

Her smile rapidly shifted into an expression of severe anguish as the cat began to devour her hand.

Impending Disaster! 18 6
02/06/2007 07:10 PM

Woman discovers cute furry planet.

Ranting and Ravos 63,472 21
02/06/2007 07:35 PM

Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

Devildog 538 6
02/08/2007 10:22 PM

KETCHUP! GET THE KETCHUP!

daisypie 49,378 9
02/10/2007 10:01 PM

"Cats have nine lives, but front page capcons seem to last forever"

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/10/2007 10:38 PM

Sorry, the page you requested was not found.
The story or page you were trying to access may have expired.

Maybe the cat suffocated in its own folds of Poe-flesh?

Snofferol 129 7
02/16/2007 12:24 PM

Poe's Chinese name is Surprise.

Snofferol 129 7
02/16/2007 12:24 PM

In China, they call this Poe Surprise.

Snofferol 129 7
02/16/2007 12:25 PM

Shakespeare double post *bangs head against table*

Oprah's Minge 8 6
02/17/2007 02:00 AM

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!

Werehampsta 6,375 8
02/17/2007 02:03 AM

"Uh-oh, I'm having one of those Vagina Dentada dreams again."

TomSFox 352 6
02/17/2007 02:49 AM

Somebody shoot this cat!
I sick of seeing it!

Ashwee 1 6
02/18/2007 03:56 AM

"This is why beastiality is frowned upon."

phoenix21df 0 6
02/18/2007 06:26 PM

Cowardly Lion scrounges up courage to cop a feel.

The Dancing Pickle 266 6
02/18/2007 11:35 PM

"Oversized Hamster too large to remove from front page of Zug.com. Jaws of Life on the way"

horsecranium 1 6
02/25/2007 06:36 AM

Dayam, I thought I had a fat Poe.