Celebrating Thirty Years of Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/14/2007 07:40 PM

Coal furnace.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/14/2007 07:41 PM

T-shirts are like $8.00 a dozen at Wal-Mart... just toss them in the trash and buy new ones, ya cheapskate!

daisypie 49,378 9
01/14/2007 07:42 PM

grease stains





Riiiight...

Werehampsta 6,375 8
01/14/2007 07:43 PM

Daisy, I didn't say what kind of grease, now did I?



(Evil laugh.)

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
01/14/2007 07:51 PM

1) Dish soap.



2) (Fresh grease stain) Talcum powder, then hang to dry in the son.



3) Smear the stain in the blood of a priestess of the weakling god of light Ta-ranet, and then place it upon the altar of defilement before Bazturs Throne of Skulls on the Night of Red Stars.



4) WD40, then dish soap and rewash.

One... Two... Free at last! 178,781 15
01/14/2007 08:12 PM

Daisy, I didn't say what kind of grease, now did I?







Let me guess... Tranny Fluid ?

Rev. Jesse Jepson 58,758 13
01/14/2007 08:26 PM

No, I bet his faux-nipples leak.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/14/2007 08:31 PM

You ROCK, Chit!

Showmaster of Funk 4,754 0
01/14/2007 08:31 PM

French fry vat.



Sure it won't remove the stain, but it will stain them evenly so you won't notice.

Dave's not guilty your honor 52,827 16
01/14/2007 08:53 PM

Bravo chit. That one deserves recognition.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/14/2007 11:26 PM

If that doesn't make it into Chit's funniest, there is something wrong in the world.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
01/15/2007 11:27 AM

Thank you, Demo!

DemoMonkey will shoot your eye out. 166,252 10
01/15/2007 12:05 PM

Don't thank me. Thank Baztur.

Baby Momma Gonna Git Herself Some Beelz 30,601 8
01/15/2007 12:26 PM

You can't get grease stains out of a shirt thats already been washed and dried.



Drying sets the stain. Duh.

Baby Momma Gonna Git Herself Some Beelz 30,601 8
01/15/2007 12:27 PM

Or, just dye all your shirts black. That might help.



Plus, its Black History Month!



See? Show your support for black people!

Baby Momma Gonna Git Herself Some Beelz 30,601 8
01/15/2007 12:27 PM

Wait, February is Black History Month.



Don't dye your shirts for a couple weeks.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/15/2007 02:06 PM

t-shirts [with] really nasty grease stains



I thought you were supposed to be a woman now. Are you supposed to be dressing better than that?

Werehampsta 6,375 8
01/15/2007 06:16 PM

Dogs, well duh, that's why I need to clean them!

The Hallie Priestess 58,948 29
01/15/2007 06:29 PM

3) Smear the stain in the blood of a priestess



*Wakes up from a nap*



Why is there a cather in my arm?

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
01/15/2007 08:14 PM

Was it a cather dog?









Yeah. I know. Boo, hiss.

Pussy 80,728 42
01/16/2007 08:42 AM

Talcum powder, then hang to dry in the son



That's really disgusting.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/16/2007 08:56 AM

Let me guess... Tranny Fluid ?



That was beautiful.