A poem about me
A comedy conversation
by Ditdah  123,092  14
01/17/2007 10:35 PM 558 views
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SO, I was over at my old roommate's house, cleaning stuff out of his basement. (yes, I moved out 2 years ago. Shaddup.)
I was going through a box of yearbooks and school stuff, and I found a poem that a friend wrote for me in college. I will now share with all of you, for your evening enjoyment.
ODE TO CRISTA
Crista (Last Name) tells a good joke
And always, always lends me a smoke
Her smile is beautiful, her eyes glisten blue
And in her I find a friendship true
Her feet are big and so is her heart
She came to college to make a new start
Easy to talk to and always around
But sometimes I fear her head is not sound.
Not much has changed, huh?
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Hilarious
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Ditdah 123,092  14
01/17/2007 10:35 PM
Oh - I also found a poem I wrote in crayon, a long time ago.
Hearts and stars,
and people from Mars
Vegetable stew,
I love you.
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 10:40 PM
ODE TO DITDAH
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 10:41 PM
Some of you call her a big ole dyke
And just maybe she rides a fat bike
But when it comes down to the holy truth
I can't think of a good rhyme for the word "truth".
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OriginalSim- not a copy 585 7
01/17/2007 10:43 PM
There once was a lady name Crista
Who went by the screen name of Ditdah
She posted a poem
who wrote it? don't know 'im
But I guess since I'm a n00b I might as well not even finish this damn limerick anyway.
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Chuckleworthy
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/17/2007 10:45 PM
Sage, I'm not sure where she is now, but if I can track her down you two could have psychotic genius kids that write crazy poems about people.
Think there's any money in that?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/17/2007 10:46 PM
Hey - Frost off! I still have all my teeth!
(The vermouth preserves them.)
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Chuckleworthy
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Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,454 7
01/17/2007 10:50 PM
Is she cute?
Is she married? Oh, who am I trying to kid? Like I ever cared about that before.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 11:09 PM
Is she cute?
Is she married? Oh, who am I trying to kid? Like I ever cared about that before.
FIXED!
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OriginalSim- not a copy 585 7
01/17/2007 11:09 PM
Looks like you crossed out the wrong one, there, Sage
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OriginalSim- not a copy 585 7
01/17/2007 11:10 PM
That is scary.
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 11:11 PM
Indeed.
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BBM: Going out of Business Sale! All Sex Must Go! 6,369 10
01/17/2007 11:12 PM
Ditdah
D is for the Dick that will never see her vajayjay
I is for Innocence, that never exsisted in her
T is for that Time on the whiteboard *winks*
D is also for Drunk, the way she would always rather be
A is for Atrophy, the way her sexlife seems to be presently
H is for the Hilarity that she brings into my life
<suck up>
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/17/2007 11:12 PM
First, Sy, now Sim, Donk you really need to stop having male crushes on middle-aged GABbers.
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 11:13 PM
B is for Big
B is for Boobs
M is for mmmmm.... that's all that matters.
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OriginalSim- not a copy 585 7
01/17/2007 11:14 PM
If I had a dollar for every male that had a crush on me, I'd buy Nova Scotia.
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/17/2007 11:22 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ditdah Ditdah
Doo doo doo.
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Hilarious
16 votes
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/17/2007 11:24 PM
Roses are Red,
Carnations are Pink,
Ditdah's a dyke,
and Al is a chink.
<action>wants to be like Phla</action>
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Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,454 7
01/17/2007 11:27 PM
Roses are red,
The Bible's a book.
Ditdah's a dyke
And Phuc's a gook.
How's that?
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Leroy Calhoun 77,085 13
01/17/2007 11:28 PM
Roses are red.
Orchids are black.
Trae's at her best
When she's on her back.
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Hilarious
10 votes
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/17/2007 11:30 PM
Roses are red
Phlas are elephant
This poem about Ditdah
Is very relevant
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/17/2007 11:36 PM
Roses ain't blue
Phla lives out West
Snoopy's a dog
Something about Ditdah.
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Hilarious
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/17/2007 11:37 PM
Beer goes in a glass
Water goes in a bucket
Something about Ditdah
And BIG's poem can suck it.
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7 votes
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/17/2007 11:38 PM
Ditdah is someone
That I liked to meet
Phla is cranky
'Cause she smells like feet.
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Chuckleworthy
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M.I.B. - Midgets in Black 93,936 47
01/17/2007 11:41 PM
Ditdah was finally moving her Shakespeare
She's a procrastinator
She found a poem
Stuck to her old vibrator.
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5 votes
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/17/2007 11:57 PM
Ditdah is cool and stuff
BIG is very wronky
The feet smell orange tic tac person
Lives somewhere in Texas, maybe you know her or something.
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Chuckleworthy
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/17/2007 11:59 PM
Phla was a star
When she was an Eagle
She through her dog out a window
Now she wants a beagle.
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/18/2007 12:00 AM
GRAMMAR'D
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/18/2007 12:06 AM
Winter is cold
And my skin is dry,
Ditdah likes girls
Won't have sex with a guy.
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Hilarious
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/18/2007 12:11 AM
Ohhh, wait I get it.
Here's a thing.
There's a thing.
Another thing,
GAY.
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Hilarious
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/18/2007 12:12 AM
Exactly.
Duck duck Goose
Truck truck Noose
Quantum Physics
PHLA'S A NERD.
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James Earl Phlay 130,632 34
01/18/2007 12:13 AM
I like that one.
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/18/2007 12:17 AM
Quiznos Subway
Applebee's snack
IHOP Pathmark
ChiChi smokes crack.
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Funny
2 votes
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 07:26 AM
Phla sounds really crazy
BIG is just a dork
Ditdah is too lazy
to make this any good.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Chickens -- 3.7 lbs in 07 282,028 58
01/18/2007 09:20 AM
I once met a horndog named Crista.
Flicked her kitty till she got a blista.
It looked such like a polyp
She hollered "CODSWALLOP!"
Then grabbed on ole Chix for a trista.
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Chuckleworthy
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 09:39 AM
It's easy to write a limerick when you make up words that rhyme.
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Chuckleworthy
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Chickens -- 3.7 lbs in 07 282,028 58
01/18/2007 10:23 AM
And I bet you do that all the tiiiiiiiiime.
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Amusing
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/18/2007 10:29 AM
Ditdah's girlfriend
won't lick her twat,
I'd rather hang with Erika
After she smokes pot.
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5 votes
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Legionary Titus Pullo 52,810 16
01/18/2007 10:31 AM
Roses are red
Leather is black
You'd look really lovely
Stretched out on a rack.
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 10:32 AM
BIG would rather hang with Erika than my girlfriend.
I see this as a very good thing.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/18/2007 10:32 AM
Crista went to Boston and shared a room with 3,
It was Mr. Sir, Ditdah, Haggis and me.
I got laid
Didn't get paid
Crista saw Spicey's pasty ass for free.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,280 31
01/18/2007 10:33 AM
<action>wants to get in on the hot poetry action</action>While I was gazing out my window trying to some inspiration for a poem, I saw some Moroccan guy wearing one of those funny hats with the tassel.
Does anybody know anything that rhymes with fez seein'?
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Dogs Akimbo 205,280 31
01/18/2007 10:38 AM
Needs more Bonky.
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5 votes
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 10:49 AM
Phuc BIG Phla Froggie
Frat Dogs Trae Donkey
Bankey Undies Trix
Taco Skippy Chix
None of you as cool as Bonky
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The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,777 21
01/18/2007 11:00 AM
We love Bonkey
But she loves bats,
Frost YOU DITDAH
You big bull dyke.
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 11:06 AM
At least I didn't say Pram.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,280 31
01/18/2007 04:02 PM
Oddly enough, there is no Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in Bonky.
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3 votes
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Ditdah 123,092 14
01/18/2007 05:55 PM
Oh. My. Gawd.
The GF decided to try. Here's her, um, 'poem.'
When I was licking chickens
I was stricken
by his thickness
and I choked.
Words escape me.
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Chickens -- 3.7 lbs in 07 282,028 58
01/22/2007 08:33 AM
Truth in poetry.
*Sheds a single tear*
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