syncope 49,019 14
01/23/2007 05:53 PM

LOLZ! My buddy knows a guy whose roomate TOTALLY did that to a chick!

Werehampsta 6,375 8
01/23/2007 06:07 PM

The Helen Keller: This is when you shut the hell up.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/23/2007 06:09 PM

Speaking of...

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
01/23/2007 06:19 PM

I always thought that one with all the sweating, groaning, silly faces and resulting stickiness was fairly ridiculous.

Luvmuchine 115 7
01/23/2007 06:31 PM

Ridiculous maybe. But you have to admit it is damn fun.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
01/23/2007 06:36 PM

Blumpkin: When you get a BJ on the toilet.

Suhypa for senate. 5,547 9
01/23/2007 06:48 PM

Wounded Pigeon.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
01/23/2007 06:52 PM

Any guy who decided to give me a Wounded Pigeon had better be prepared for a slight varitation of it, which I call the Wounded Coleridge.

trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
01/23/2007 06:53 PM

Any guy who decided to give me a Wounded Pigeon had better be prepared for a slight varitation of it, which I call the Wounded Coleridge.

Shhh! You'd better not let Cracka know you're a hooker.

M.I.B. - Midgets in Black 96,092 48
01/23/2007 06:56 PM

Midget Style - when you let some of the air pressure out of your partner for better traction.

Dave 52,827 16
01/23/2007 08:17 PM

I had sex with my first wife.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/23/2007 08:19 PM

The Chi Chi: When you have sex in front of a mirror and stare at yourself the whole time.

M.I.B. - Midgets in Black 96,092 48
01/23/2007 08:21 PM

I had sex with Daves first wife.

Dave 52,827 16
01/23/2007 08:22 PM

How much did it cost you?

M.I.B. - Midgets in Black 96,092 48
01/23/2007 08:23 PM

Happy Meal and a line of blow.

Dave 52,827 16
01/23/2007 08:24 PM

You got off easy. It cost me 6 years of hell and 8 more of child support.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/23/2007 08:27 PM

Urgh.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning

Pram Behavin' 80,728 42
01/23/2007 10:42 PM

The Double Frost-ing Surprise

That's where you're having a go at a broad and you pull out and leave the room, and your friend comes in and takes your place.

Then, while he's doing her doggy style, you walk past the seedy motel window and wave.

Then, he grabs her, and the two of you hoist her over the railing and she falls to her death.*

*Can only be performed once per broad.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/23/2007 10:54 PM

The Nutbutter: When you sit around with your drunken frat brothers trying to think of names for fictional sex act you claim you'll do to your next dates after the roofie kicks in.

Millie 116,988 28
01/23/2007 11:19 PM

Men are pathetic.

Millie 116,988 28
01/23/2007 11:25 PM

But I still have sex with them.

However, the first one who ever tries any of those little tricks will probably never be having sex again in his life--if I let him live.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/23/2007 11:26 PM

The Rockin' Donkey: Thirty seconds of sexual intercourse followed by the man crying for an hour.

M.I.B. - Midgets in Black 96,092 48
01/23/2007 11:27 PM

However, the first one who ever tries any of those little tricks will probably never be having sex again in his life--if I let him live.

I'll take that challenge!

Pram Behavin' 80,728 42
01/23/2007 11:34 PM

The Millie.

This is where you have surprise sex with her while she's holding her paintbrush with several colors dripping from it, and she swings it around wildly until her kitchen looks like a rainbow threw up.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/23/2007 11:35 PM

The Rockin' Donkey: Thirty seconds of sexual intercourse followed by the man crying for an hour.

Oh, the there's usually a little bit of crying from the woman, too.

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/23/2007 11:36 PM

I assumed that went without saying.

Happy PhartSack now with Monkey Balls 13,792 15
01/23/2007 11:43 PM

Would you two get a Frost-ing room!!!

Dave 52,827 16
01/23/2007 11:45 PM

They have one, but they're being evicted. Try to keep up.

Iights, cameras, RAVOS 63,472 21
01/24/2007 12:49 AM

Someone mentioned a blumpkin?

Lollercaustapalooza 1,634 7
01/24/2007 01:27 AM

The Dirty Sanchez. -cringes-

It's when you have anal sex, pull out, and wipe the remnants on the upper lip of the taker, thus giving them a Mexican moustache. Can also be done with a finger.

Dianada just wants snow! 57,835 109
01/24/2007 01:38 AM

OMG that's so gross!!!1 I've never heard of that one b4!!

Lollercaustapalooza 1,634 7
01/24/2007 01:55 AM

Chief Joseph- When a girl is on her rag, you must pull her tampon out by the string with your teeth, then viciously shake your head back and forth. The blood from the tampon will splatter on your cheeks, giving you war paint.

Iights, cameras, RAVOS 63,472 21
01/24/2007 07:15 AM

Abraham Lincoln (AKA Gorilla Face) - When you are getting a BJ, pull out at the last minute so you cum all over her face, then throw pubes on her.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/24/2007 07:55 AM

That's where you're having a go at a broad and you pull out and leave the room, and your friend comes in and takes your place.

Wouldn't that require you to be small enough to be able to pull out with out the girl noticing? Never mind.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/24/2007 07:56 AM

*Can only be performed once per broad.

Ameteur.

Chickens -- 3.7 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/24/2007 09:29 AM

That Blumpkin family up there is a class act. Did you hear the little kid in the background?

Thud 68,497 19
01/24/2007 06:38 PM

There's always the Cheney: You start jacking off using handfuls of money as an aphrodisiac and, just when you are about to shoot, you turn around and let you friend have it in the face.

Iights, cameras, RAVOS 63,472 21
01/24/2007 10:05 PM

2 words: Donkey Punch.

pendy 987 8
01/24/2007 10:20 PM

The Rodeo:

While you're doing a girl doggy style, you grab her hair, tell her you have AIDS and see how long it takes her to buck you off.

Tagling 626 7
01/25/2007 12:26 AM

The Houdini: When you're doing a girl from behind and you're about to finish, pull out and spit on her back. She'll turn around thinking you're done, and you let go right in her face.

The Reverse Houdini: While doing a girl from behind, pull out and come on her back, then when she turns around, spit in her face.

Iights, cameras, RAVOS 63,472 21
01/25/2007 07:15 AM

White Zombie: While getting head, pull out and shoot on her face, then punch her and she'll look like a zombie.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/25/2007 07:45 AM

The Angry Pirate: Come in her eye, kick her in the shin. With any luck she'll be hopping around with one eye closed, going "arrrrgh!"

In all seriousness, I doubt anyone here has actually done anything involving punching or kicking. Except maybe Ollie and Dave.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
01/25/2007 07:48 AM

The Kentucky: Having sex with an illiterate sibling.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/25/2007 11:58 AM

Urgh. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning

NEW???? I do/have this done a couple of times a week.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/25/2007 11:59 AM

And have been since before about half of you guys were born.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:14 AM

cherry danish:

spoo on her face, then punch her in the nose.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/13/2008 03:27 AM

What the Frost is it with you people and bumping old ass stupid threads for minimally funny posts?!

Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:31 AM

As sad as this sounds, this post contains my funniest post.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 04:02 AM

OMFG!11 i'm a NEWB LOL ROFLMAO!

PW3nd by a veteran gabber!

what the Frost is with all the critics around here who live by some unwritten rule that determines only the long time regulars are worthy of wasting people's time with dumb, unfunny posts?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/13/2008 04:07 AM

Listen here, you. We keep out unfunny dumb Shakespeare in current threads.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/13/2008 05:32 AM

As sad as this sounds, this post contains my funniest post.

allow myself to introduce myself.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/13/2008 06:08 AM

Still, there has been Shakespeare that I have done on stilts that hasn't been named yet.

Well outside of calling it fun as hell.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/13/2008 06:15 AM

drunkenfart, that was pretty good.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/13/2008 05:02 PM

Pitty sex.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
02/21/2008 04:27 AM

How about the Strawberry Shortcake.
You eject a nice hot load all over said girls face and as the closer you punch her right in the nose.
You can even do a high pitch impersonation of her writhing on the floor for added effect.

Atticus Jones 189 6
02/21/2008 04:43 AM

The frosty penguin:
Have sex with your girl (guy if you are homosexual) and when you are about to explode, knock them unconscious and jizz in between their inner thighs and push them together. When the victim awakens, they will have to walk like a penguin to get to the bathroom.

The Jerk 6,311 9
02/21/2008 05:32 AM

How about the Strawberry Shortcake.
You eject a nice hot load all over said girls face and as the closer you punch her right in the nose. You can even do a high pitch impersonation of her writhing on the floor for added effect.

Isn't that the same as the cherry danish? Looks like you've received a few too many yourself.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
02/21/2008 06:22 AM

Pram's Double Frost-ing Surprise gave me an idea for something identical twins can do.

One does the girl from behind. While she's not looking, he puts on a fake Dick Dastardly type evil moustache. Then his twin bursts into the room, feigning shock and outrage while the evil twin twirls his moustache and cackles. It'll blow her mind.

MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/21/2008 07:38 AM

Angry Dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Angry Dragon Tears:
An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 07:49 AM

The Michael Jordan.

When you're done having sex, jump over that bitch's head and hang on the net.

Thud 68,497 19
02/21/2008 07:54 AM

Angry Dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Angry Dragon Tears:
An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

I'm guessing you are about 14 or 15, right?

MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/21/2008 08:17 AM

Sadly no, just the sense of humor like on at times. Plus the ADT was one I had saved from Urban Dictionary, neglected to spell check it.

Thud 68,497 19
02/21/2008 08:22 AM

<action> puts down machete</action>
Ah, that explains it.

Sylvester Clemmons and the Cocks of Chaos 119 7
02/21/2008 05:20 PM

The Angry Pirate. This is where you...*ahem*..."finish" in your lady partners eye, causing her to keep her eye closed due to the pain. When she gets up to start protesting, you then crack her in the knee, so that she only has use of one eye and one leg. It's sex...pirate style!

The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,555 11
02/21/2008 08:00 PM

How very original of you, Sir. The Angry Pirate has only been described once before in this thread.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/21/2008 09:01 PM

Actually more importantly, which of you bastards actually done it, and either got away with it, or had charges pressed against them.

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
05/15/2008 05:52 PM

I just heard a few weeks ago what the line "superman that ho" means in that Shakespearety as soulja-boy song.

Its when you cum on a girl's back while she is sleeping, then press the sheets against it, so when she gets up, she has a cape.

chop chop the mighty 141 7
05/15/2008 06:20 PM

2 Timmie's 1 cup anyone?

Blah, I am a Kracken from the sea! 181,795 70
05/15/2008 06:27 PM

I like how in this thread that was even bumped a couple times, nobody posted that the most ridiculous sex act of all is the one that results in the birth of one of these new Frosttards we have hanging around here.

Snappahed 943 8
05/15/2008 07:35 PM

The Rodeo: Stick your dick up her bum, lean forward and whisper,"You Mum was tighter." Then see how long you can stay on for.

Midgets is not an albino 96,092 48
05/15/2008 07:59 PM

The Dirty Jeffchez.

Oral to anal to vaginal intercourse while wearing a fake moustache and cape and using Draino as a lubricant that results in the birth of a Frosttard who hangs around here.

Afterwards you punch the mother, baby, and yourself.

Manmeat 478 4
12/13/2009 03:51 PM

Don't know if this is more ridiculous or sad.
The matress, when the woman lies on her back doing nothing.
Preferably a chubby woman.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/14/2009 10:05 AM

The matress, when the woman lies on her back doing nothing.
Preferably a chubby woman.

This is the most common mating ritual of the male Zuglie.








So harsh I almost couldn't click submit.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,568 33
12/14/2009 12:57 PM

what the Frost is with all the critics around here who live by some unwritten rule that determines only the long time regulars are worthy of wasting people's time with dumb, unfunny posts?


Just wanted to freshen that up for some of you- you know who you are- that are stepping on toes again.

Pants 14,252 17
12/14/2009 04:18 PM

most ridiculous sex acts



I would sooooo love to give Lobster a Chili dog right now.





For those who don't know, a chili dog is when you defecate on a girl's chest and then titty Frost her.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/15/2009 01:40 AM

I know why you soccered mom'd; it hurt but was good. Thank you, thank you I'll be here all week.

WhyMi 3,549 12
12/15/2009 01:45 PM

Anything with Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jamison. Horrible actors the both of them.

Manmeat 478 4
12/15/2009 03:39 PM

@Pants

Thank you for ruining both chilli and hot dogs for me.

Cyco 'Chuck Fristmas' Ivan 11,330 11
12/16/2009 01:05 PM

The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much Shakespeare as you can from her. Pull out your fingers,reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your Shakespeare don't stink now?!"

AV Idol 0 4
02/09/2010 09:38 AM

Mine girlfriend like to punish my ass with her tongue, it's so fcking exciting!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/09/2010 09:55 AM

That's nice, honey.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
02/09/2010 01:35 PM

The Oompa-Loompa: Sex with a midget.

The Menage Loompa trois: Sex with three midgets

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,539 61
02/10/2010 12:24 AM

This picture disgusts me and fascinates me at the same time.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/10/2010 12:29 AM

most ridiculous sex acts]

Dressing up like Lobster and getting molested by someone who looks like her dad.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42 thinks for a minute
02/10/2010 12:30 AM

Undressing yourself like Lobster and getting molested by someone who looks like her dad.

Cyco Ivan 11,330 11
02/10/2010 12:45 AM

Don't forget the part where after you're done with Lobster's stepdad, you flood the Zug boards with every stupid detail in an attempt to garner sympathy, then later say you were just looking for a good laugh.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/10/2010 01:26 AM

The only laughter Lobster will ever hear is her own...In her muddled head.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
02/10/2010 02:03 AM

This is one I just heard about for the first time this week.

The Spiderman: finish in your own hand, and then fling it at her like webbing.




I'm not sure which partner would enjoy that, but I submit it nonetheless.

Pants 14,252 17
02/10/2010 08:21 AM

I'm disappointed that you sick bastards didn't mention Space Docking.










For you that are too lazy to look it up.

Space Docking:
The act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/10/2010 04:56 PM

If there are any people who like this; let's just kill'em.