Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:16 PM

Wow! I found my cellphone right here on the table beside me and I didn't have to spend a fortune!!!

Bignorm 874 9
01/25/2007 08:18 PM

its free jackass

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
01/25/2007 08:19 PM

There's a free jackass?

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:19 PM

Oh, I don't need any free jackass. I already know where my cellphone is.

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
01/25/2007 08:21 PM

Now, if there was a free burro, then hell yeah, that'd be awesome.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/25/2007 08:22 PM

looks like a lame search engine to me.

Bignorm 874 9
01/25/2007 08:22 PM

phonetrace.org

Sorry, i'm the jackass. I used one too many "r"s.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:27 PM

Sorry, i'm the jackass. I used one too many "r"s.


Oh, well, now that's cool! It didn't find my cellphone, but now I really don't care where it is!!!!

Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
01/25/2007 08:28 PM

I'm the only jackass in this forum.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:31 PM

I'm the only jackass in this forum.

Well, I'm learning.... one day, I shall be as jackassy as you, honorable Jackmass aster.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/25/2007 08:34 PM

Strange, our firewall lists it as pornography.

What's really strange is tubgirl makes it past it.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:39 PM

That's the trouble with firewalls. No sense of humor.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/25/2007 08:45 PM

Actually, I think the point here is that it DOES have quite the sense of humor. Just ask my Admin. Asst..

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 08:48 PM

Dear Showmaster funked your mom's Admin Asst:

Does, in fact, the firewall there have a sense of humor?

Thanks,
Ornithopter Simulation

Showmaster funked your mom's Admin. Asst. 5,445 7
01/25/2007 09:34 PM

Ornithopter Simulation,

Yes.

Sidewalk Prophet 998 9
01/25/2007 09:42 PM

Well, I know this isn't currently possible, and would be highly illegal if it was. Therefore I'm going to assume it's some kind of creative Tubgirling. Anyone who actually tried it care to say?

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/25/2007 09:52 PM

Nope, it was the real OG tubgirl. You must not be a gabber at hart, any true gabber would gladly risk their job to bring on the funny.

Just ask one of the executives at my last job, whom got his homepage reset to tubgirl. Hince, my LAST job.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 09:55 PM

No, it's not so much tubgirlish, although it does end up anally. How it gets there is the kick and is quite funny. Sort of. Well, funny enough to pass Funkmaster's firewall's humor sensor, anyway.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/25/2007 09:57 PM

Dear executive at Showmaster etc's last job....

Aw, never mind. I beleve him.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/25/2007 10:00 PM

That really is a true story. Except I didn't get fired. However, the IT guy had a few questions for him.

What made it the funniest was he didn't know how to change it and it took him until the next day to get someone to fix it for him. He actually took it like a man, and thought it was funny himself.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/26/2007 12:13 AM

Find a Real SEX Partner in White Plains now!

That's about 10 miles from me. I'm interested in any service that will tell me where to find hookers.

Psychotic Super Flying Monkey 56,642 8
01/26/2007 08:55 AM

And I get accused of being unfunny the last couple of days?
Sheesh.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/26/2007 10:05 AM

You bastard. I was thinking that was going to be some cool Shakespeare technology.

Now I'll be singing that song all day too.

Grape or red kool-aid? 15,189 12
01/26/2007 10:53 AM

I have got to start reading the ENTIRE thread before clicking anything. I feel so arouVIOLATED!