Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 10:52 PM

It's the moustache.

Moustache = gaymo.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 10:53 PM

Proof.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 10:53 PM

Proof.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 10:54 PM

Proof.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 10:58 PM

Proof.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 11:00 PM

Proof.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 11:02 PM

Das proofen.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
01/26/2007 11:09 PM

Gosh, Phuc. For someone who claims to be straight, you seem to be obsessed with us fudgepackers.

Tom Selleck was cleanshaven when he kissed Kevin Kline.


And lastly, as for "das proofen".... No thanks. You can keep him.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/26/2007 11:10 PM

Gosh, Phuc. For someone who claims to be straight, you seem to be obsessed with us fudgepackers.

Totally. Gay jokes are humor shortcuts. Y'all are to humor what "Bam" is too cooking like a moron.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/26/2007 11:11 PM

Ach! Ist ein Poofter! Ist Herr Hilter, das Poofter!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/27/2007 11:12 AM

Did anyone listen to those lyrics?

God hates a fag. If youre a fag he hates you too. (thats the chorus)

He also says "Jesus is the only man for me". Um...okay?

The guy is clearly holding back his homosexual feelings. He is asking God to help him fight off the temptation of hot sweaty man sex. So his mustache and pink shirt make sense. You go girl.

Jade - Queen of the Damned 14,453 11
01/27/2007 11:39 AM

This reminds me of something that happened earlier today.

I went into town to pick up a few bits that I needed, and as I walked down the main shopping street, I noticed that the Jesus Army people were out in force. Now, I've got a history of not liking these people, and I've been known to tell them in the past I'd prefer to go to hell if people like them are going to be in heaven. Heck, I once Donkey called them.

If it weren't bad enough that they use little kids to hand out leaflets on how to save your soul, sometimes they've also got the singers there. Well, today, they had the Rappers for Jesus. Seriously, that's what they called themselves. I guess it's a ploy to attract the teenagers.

Their choice of lyrics was interesting, to say the least. Some scraps that I overheard:

"All these kids fornicating, they think it so much fun."

"We gave ourselves to Jesus, he's the only one can please us." (sung by two little blonde teen girls)

and

"God hates the gays, that's why he made AIDs."

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/27/2007 11:44 AM

Those people are not Christians. They are haters.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/27/2007 12:46 PM

One of my new favourite movies is about those singing Jesus people. It's pretty funny.

"I was sleeping, somebody touched me. When I was sleeping, somebody touched me. I was sleeping, somebody touched me, I knew it was the hand of the Lord."

Pervert. Wandering around touching people in their sleep.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/27/2007 08:14 PM

Those Christian yelling people were doing their thing in town one day and my dad went up to them and started a loud argument which ended in him yelling, 'Jesus never needed a microphone!'

I prayed the ground would swallow me up. Didn't work.

Dave 52,827 16
01/27/2007 08:22 PM

Hate and Christianity have historically made a lovely couple.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/27/2007 08:56 PM

You people need to STFU. Persecution to them is validation. The more you make fun of them, the more they're sure they're right.</serious>

Instead, grab them by their genitals and tell them you want to take them to heaven.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/27/2007 09:04 PM

<action>Wishes someone would take him to heaven by the genitals

Bless the Pubah Who's Got His Own 56,805 18
01/28/2007 03:09 PM

Real Christians love the sin and hate the sinner...uh...Sinners love the Christian and hate the s...uh...Sin loves Christians and hates the sinner! yea, that's it.

I think

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/28/2007 05:37 PM

Hate and Christianity have historically made a lovely couple.

It's not truely a form of christianity unless their is a group you want to kill for their sins.


I always wonder if the bible was written as a big book of contradictions intended to be contradicted or if the contradictions were slipped in by well meaning people trying to discredit it and it backfired big time in their faces.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/28/2007 07:57 PM

There are contradictions in the Bible only if you're looking at it as being factual.

The Bible is nothing more than a story -- a description of what the relationship is between mankind and God; it's not a manual to live one's life. It doesn't give out answers to all of life's little questions.

That's the mistake that most people make, especially the fundies.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/28/2007 11:25 PM

This thread makes the baby Chickens cry.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/29/2007 07:04 AM

Lucky Charms Rating received


1/27/2007 10:44 am [vFxxdizut5tS19QJbdK47g]


Those people are not Christians. They are haters.

I would lick you if you were anywhere nearby.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/29/2007 07:06 AM

There are contradictions in the Bible only if you're looking at it as being factual.

The Bible is nothing more than a story -- a description of what the relationship is between mankind and God; it's not a manual to live one's life. It doesn't give out answers to all of life's little questions.

That's the mistake that most people make, especially the fundies.

I would kick you if you were anywhere nearby.

Jolson 16,163 11
01/29/2007 09:13 AM

Why? He's right, you can't interpret the bible literally. Here's a good quote from "The West Wing" that illustrates why.

President Josiah Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.

Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.

President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.

Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.

President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

Given, it's just a show just like the Bible is just a book. But, the script does have a point. Living the Bible as a document to take literally is a mistake and a lesson in ignorance.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 09:16 AM

Chickens is still paying his taxes to Ceaser, just like Christ said to.

Pumpkin Noggin-GABs resident mispeler 56,642 8
01/29/2007 11:00 AM

I think this thread would be another great thing for me to use in my argument with the wifey over why I'm not a Cathoristiajew and prefer the wee ones aren't either.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/29/2007 06:28 PM

Here's a good quote from "The West Wing" that illustrates why.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH *stops reading right there*

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
01/29/2007 06:47 PM

Vlad is somewhat religious, but doesn't like people pushing their beliefs religious or anti-religious on Vlad. It'd be nice if we could take all the people that want to ban religion, and all the pushy religious nut jobs, put them on a boat and pull out the cork.

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 06:57 PM

I, myself, have a very in depth and profound view of what lies beyond. I also have a past concerning religion. I think the Bible is about as trust worthy a tabloid.
But this sure as hell isn't the place to talk about it.


Anyway, this reminds me of a time, long ago, when I was quietly sleeping on a Saturday morning after a long night out...

I hear a knock on my door, and after a few mutterings and a shout of "WHAT THE Frost?", I put on a shirt and go to answer it. What else do I see but two men in cheap suits, one holding a briefcase, and the other with a cross pinned to his chest. This is not the first time they've been here, and it wouldn't be the first time if I told them not to come back.

After a few seconds of thinking, I shout through my half-opened window "I'll be just a minute!" and proceed to the bathroom. What should I find but a stick of eyeliner, which I smear all across my eyes. I take a glob of hair product and smear it across my already messy hair, making it worse. To complete the look, I run into my closet and at the back of the rack, I find the halloween costume from a few months before- a plain black hooded robe.

A moment later I open the door, point at them and say "LUCIFER'S SPIRIT RESIDES HERE! FLEE NOW OR BECOME TONIGHT'S SACRIFICE!". I proceed to throw my hands wildly into the air and chase them.

When I get to the end of my street, I've had enough. I went back in, took off the robe, and fell back asleep.

Needless to say, they've never been back.

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
01/29/2007 07:05 PM

Just last week, I saw an actual Amish family (unless they were wearing REALLY good costumes) walking down the sidewalk in Jacksonville Beach, carrying suitcases.

I have no idea where they were going, as we don't have any Amish communities anywhere nearby, to my knowledge.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
01/29/2007 07:12 PM

They might have been Mennonite. Similar style of dress, not as cut off from society.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/29/2007 07:18 PM

These days the Bible is only used to support people's (mainly blatantly hypocritical) judgements they make on others and not for what it's truly for -- introspection and understanding.

Anyone can tell me all day long that I'm not going to heaven because I'm imperfect (is all it really boils down to) but I know that's not true. I'm going to heaven as is everyone because I believe Jesus died for our sins. If my behaviors were the determining factor in deciding whether or not I go to heaven (as the Catholics do), then it was a waste for Jesus to have done so. Since I have free choice, I choose to behave according to God's law (or not) because of my love for God, not because a bunch of people tell me to.

Jesus himself deliberately taught the crowds only in parable. Psalms are considered as poetry, not passages to be taken literally. The laws passed down from God through Moses, for example, do not mean that we must necessarily obey these laws -- in fact the vast majority we do not and haven't for hundreds of years. It is all part of the story that was told to help explain who God is and what he is to human beings.


The only question anyone who is religious should ask themselves is "what is my own personal relationship with God" and that's it. My soul is my own business, thank you.

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 07:19 PM

"what is my own personal relationship with God"

Well, after we broke up we decided to have a try at the whole "friends with benefits" thing. It's working pretty well.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/29/2007 07:26 PM

The Bible is ruining Gab.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 08:24 PM

According to the reviews of "The God Delusion" on amazon, the Bible is ruining everything. Only super-intelligent people who aren't oppressive, close-minded Christian fundamentalists can understand that. Oh, to be one of them, so accepting and enlightened, not like their adversaries, the backwoods Christian wife beaters who need to be eliminated. Because, as we all know, every bad thing that ever happened in the history of mankind was a direct result of Christianity. Except for a few minor atheist confalgrations that barely register on history's radar, like the holocaust (which didn't even happen, probably) and communism, Christianity is the worst thing that ever happened.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/29/2007 08:27 PM

Hi Chi Chi. I am a Christian and probably not at all what you expect. Just sayin'.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 08:27 PM

Hi Chance. You probably should reread my post and turn your sarcasm meter to "detect."

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 08:28 PM

No wonder your icon looks like a monsterous vagina.

Who the hell would want to fornicate after seeing that thing.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/29/2007 08:29 PM

Oh yeah, I dont like to read.... I just wanted you to say my name.

Say it, oh yeah...thats the stuff.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/29/2007 08:31 PM

Meh, I think I need more Nyquil.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 08:32 PM

Took the words right out of my mouth!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/29/2007 08:33 PM

We are like one.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/29/2007 08:34 PM

These days the Bible is only used to support people's (mainly blatantly hypocritical) judgements they make on others and not for what it's truly for -- introspection and understanding.

Before Chickens gets a shot at this, I get to tell you that that is the same ignorant crap that people who don't bother to read the thing attentively have been spewing for centuries.

No wonder you're a gimp--God punished you.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 08:36 PM

God hasn't done a good smiting since way-back. I guess losing His Son took the wind out of his sails.

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 08:39 PM

God is a tyrant. He fears the people he opresses. That's why when those damn Jews PWNED the hell out of Jesus, he cut the crap. Now it's kinda like, he's Bush and we're Cheney- WE really have the say in what's right and wrong.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/29/2007 08:44 PM

Good one, Phuc. You and Chickens have both attacked me without any counterarguments.

I think you've made my point admirably.

And God does love me; this I know for the Bible told me so.

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 08:57 PM

The song goes "This I know, for the Bible tells me so. Idiot.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/29/2007 09:22 PM

Told.

The Bible and I are not currently on speaking terms because it keeps trying to tell me to behave better.

Dan 1,634 7
01/29/2007 09:32 PM

Damn you.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/29/2007 09:45 PM

TOO LATE!

Millie 116,988 28
01/29/2007 10:44 PM

I'm just surprised people are even reading any of the long-winded posts in this thread.

Yawn.

Jolson roasting over an open fire 16,163 11
01/29/2007 11:10 PM

<action>farts Leviticus 17-26.</action>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/30/2007 12:12 AM

I really find that whole video ironic. The lyrics say, "There's no backdoor" into Heaven, and that men should get on their knees. Either this is honestly true, and they use the lyrics for emphasis without thinking of the irony, or this is a parody, and it's one ironical tongue in cheek joke.

Either way, I laughed my ass off at the bullShakespeare.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/30/2007 12:21 AM

Asking God to help him with his urges...denial.

Oh, and to speak on the other topic of the thread, the bible is a guide, and not the whole truth. We're not supposed to know the whole truth, until we arrive in the Kingdom of Heaven. We're supposed to seek it until then, and in doing so, live better lives.

The bible was written in a time when not everything was understood in the world around the writers. There are going to be things that don't make sense now.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/30/2007 12:27 AM

Some day while in Millie's company, I hope to shout out the Lord's name.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/30/2007 12:29 AM

<action>imagines Dogs getting kicked by Millie and him shouting "Oh, Christ, I can't feel my nuts!"

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/30/2007 12:32 AM

They might have been Mennonite.

I saw a bunch on mennonite chicks last time I was at the Tallahassee airport.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/30/2007 12:37 AM

I heard they got some bitchin' bonnets.

Gary the unicorn 86,705 14
01/30/2007 12:39 AM

How come there's no good threads any more?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/30/2007 01:13 AM

What, you don't like bonnets?

Big Norm 874 9
01/30/2007 04:04 AM

Jesus called, he said he doesn't even like you and to quit bothering him because he's a little preoccupied right now. Oh, and he said heaven is already full.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/30/2007 05:54 AM

I can't believe you're all getting so heated about an old storybook and an imaginary friend.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 06:43 AM

Good one, Phuc. You and Chickens have both attacked me without any counterarguments.

It's not a book of lessons, or we'd still be locking up womyn outside of town when Aunt Flo came to visit.

Jesus didn't come just to teach people how to behave, because if he did, he was a nutjob because he repeatedly and consistently talked about himself in such a way that he egotism would be vastly overshadowed by any of the platitudes he spewed. I mean, if Sage wheeled around saying his (and only his) body was the temple or that he'd die and come back to life in three days, we'd.... well, we wouldn't think too much of it because he's mad creepy n' Shakespeare. But if it were someone who we actually liked and respected, we'd call Arkham</dork>.

If you take away the crazy Shakespeare and leave the teachings, you got some pretty good Shakespeare that stands up strong even today. "Consider the lillies." That's some deep, deep Shakespeare yo, and apparently enough for the pompous-ass atheists to hang onto so they can come up with weak arguments about "Jesus was a teacher. Moses had strong project management skills. Mohammed was a good good man, washed his face in a frying pan," etc. Y'all are just like the Christians--you throw out one side while ignoring the other side. They eat the wafer, drink the wine, but don't hang out at the table. Y'all party at the table, but you piss in the wine. When judgement day comes, you'll all be vaporized and it'll just be me. Me and my rhythym box. It never sleeps. It never Shakespeares. It's always high. So am I. Are you jealous, folks? <action>gives infinity bonus points for the first person who gets the closing reference</action>

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/30/2007 07:13 AM

Phuc gives infinity bonus points for the first person who gets the closing reference

In theory, I should be too young to get that, shouldn't I? I don't think I was even born then.

Satan's Little Helper 19,912 12
01/30/2007 07:23 AM

Liquid Sky.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/30/2007 07:24 AM

I GOT IT FIRST!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 08:56 AM

Frost-ing A, Sailor! Most impressive!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/30/2007 09:40 AM

I so knew what that was, even though I've checked and it came out a full four years before I was born. I was just insinuating knowledge, and definitely not because I couldn't remember the exact title.

It was one of my high school art teacher's favourite films.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
01/30/2007 10:59 AM

This guy was on the radio yesterday, on the Doghouse show. (Can I get a crank water?) He was a fag, but has found God and is now straight (although he admits to never having been with a woman).

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
01/30/2007 11:01 AM

Zaphod - did he say it was a parody?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
01/30/2007 11:08 AM

Absolutely NOT.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
01/30/2007 11:18 AM

I can't wrap my mind around it. He says "God hates fags." He includes all kinds of gay innuendo in the lyrics and video. And yet he's being completely serious? No intentional humor there at all?

I really gotta believe this guy is playing us. Like that Ian Bernardo on American Idol that they keep talking about on the radio morning show. It has to be an act. Right?

Maybe I should be around more stupid people so I can become inured to this.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 11:25 AM

HEY! Stop arguing about religion on GAB! It's not funny, it's not even fun, and no one is going to change anyone else's minds. It's just going to cause fights.

And if we're gonna fight, we should all band together and fight something worthwhile. Like illegal aliens.

Those Frosters keep smashing our corn, killing our cows, and molesting our rednecks. They need to be stopped!

Pumpkin Noggin-GABs resident mispeler 56,642 8
01/30/2007 11:27 AM

I'm corfusseled, does that make BobJohnson legal or not then?

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 11:34 AM

Those Frosters keep smashing our corn, killing our cows, and molesting our rednecks. They need to be stopped!

Wait a minute.

I like delicious cornmeal, from whence comes the cornbread.

I am, as you all know, and avid consumer of beef.

And as for the rednecks, well, a good cornholing is just the beginning of the violations they got coming to them.

So what I'm saying, Ditdah, is that I cannot subscribe to your newsletter.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 11:43 AM

It's not a book of lessons, or we'd still be locking up womyn outside of town when Aunt Flo came to visit.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 11:43 AM

But see Phuc, that's the problem. WE should be doing these things, rather than letting the aliens have all the fun!

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 11:44 AM

Get outta my way, beak boy.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 11:44 AM

Hang on, I have a quote from Gilligan's Island here somewhere that proves my point exactly....

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 11:47 AM

You're just pissy because that West Wing quote actually brought up a valid argument and you don't want to deal with it.

Millie 116,988 28
01/30/2007 11:59 AM

I'm gonna go start a politics thread. It couldn't be worse than this.

(Yes, I know I've been a major offender in the past.)

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/30/2007 11:59 AM

I watch "that 70's show", I want to debate too!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 12:03 PM

WE should be doing these things, rather than letting the aliens have all the fun!

Fun?

Sistuh, anything that makes me get outta my lounge chair ain't fun.

If they want to do the work for me, I say let 'em.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/30/2007 12:06 PM

Sistuh, anything that makes me get outta my lounge chair ain't fun.

Soooo, Filly in some thigh highs and nothing else wouldnt be fun?

I should be taking notes here.

Pumpkin Noggin-GABs resident mispeler 56,642 8
01/30/2007 12:37 PM

Well, if its CORNHOLING they want, they should check these guys...best prices on the internets.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 12:39 PM

Soooo, Filly in some thigh highs and nothing else wouldnt be fun?

Damnit. Now I'm up.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 12:42 PM

I would like to point out that despite whatever is floating around in the back of your heads about me being a hate-monger, that I never rose to the bait in this thread, but mearly laughed at a source. So remember that, ya bunch of fags.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/30/2007 12:44 PM

Damnit. Now I'm up.

Lemme fix that.

Soooo, Xxara in some thigh highs and nothing else wouldnt be fun?

You're welcome.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 12:46 PM

<action> hurls. a lot. not just in his mouth. everywhere.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/30/2007 12:47 PM

Indented Pee pee?

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 12:48 PM

Come on back out, little buddy. It's okay, the bad lady won't eat you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 12:54 PM

Chix, I never said or thought you were a hate-monger. In fact, I shouldn't even have said anything to you, because I respect you and don't have any interest in arguing with you.

Well, not about organized religion, anyways. I'd be happy to discuss with you how the Irish are much superior to the Scottish.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 12:59 PM

Oh, you Frost-ing dyke.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/30/2007 12:59 PM

Well, other than the Guiness, but other that that....

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
01/30/2007 01:02 PM

When I was in Kinkos earlier getting my pic scanned, the guy who helped me had a Scottish accent. Unfortunately there weren't any openings to make an "If it's not ScottiShakespeare's CRAAAP!!" joke.

Pumpkin Noggin-GABs resident mispeler 56,642 8
01/30/2007 01:16 PM

Well, other than the Guiness, but other that that....

You don't want to bring this up again do you?

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2007 03:12 PM

Ferinstance:

Irish food may not be world-renown gourmet cuisine, but at least it's not haggis. BARF.

(And no, I don't mean the Spicey version.)

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2007 08:40 PM

Irish food may not be world-renown gourmet cuisine, but at least it's not haggis. BARF.

Hey!!! You munch rug, fer chrissakes!

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/30/2007 10:28 PM

My favorite Irish dish is boiled grass with a piping hot bowl of mud soup.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/30/2007 10:40 PM

What are you, a Frost-ing turtle?

Gary the unicorn 86,705 14
01/30/2007 10:52 PM

Kedgeree. Yes, I'm also part Irish.


Is there no end to my many Nationalities??!

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/30/2007 10:54 PM

So Dags, do you have a little German in you?



Do you want one?

Gary the unicorn 86,705 14
01/30/2007 10:56 PM

I thought hitler was dead?

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/30/2007 10:58 PM

Sieg heil, baby!

Gary the unicorn 86,705 14
01/30/2007 11:03 PM

You just can't help yourself, can you?

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/30/2007 11:06 PM

Generally not, no.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/30/2007 11:54 PM

Jesus was a teacher. Moses had strong project management skills. Mohammed was a good good man, washed his face in a frying pan.

They were all in love with dyin'. They were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/31/2007 12:40 AM

Honestly, I'm surprised Frogger would be the one to bring up a song by a band called "Butthole Surfers".

No, I don't think it's strange that I know the name of the band. I actually like the song, despite the band's name. Or the fact that half the lyrics are incomprehensible.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
01/31/2007 08:58 AM

No, I don't think it's strange that I know the name of the band. I actually like the song, despite the band's name. Or the fact that half the lyrics are incomprehensible.

If you've ever seen them play live, y'd know why....it's like a GWAR show, but instead of getting soaked with bad stage blood, you get soaked with bad booze from the stage.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/31/2007 09:13 AM

Frostin A. Butthole Surfers were one of the best live acts ever. Saw them a bunch of times. First time, they had a stripper on stage who was buck nekkid by the third song, then the band would pour stuff on her, like chocolate sauce and butterscotch.

Panic at the Disco isn't fit to wash Gibby Hayes' shorts.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
01/31/2007 09:17 AM

Only on Gab would a "let's hate the freak who calls himself a Christian" thread turn to choclate covered strippers and a band called the Butthole Surfers.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
01/31/2007 09:19 AM

Actually, the same exact thing happened on my macrame message board.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/31/2007 03:27 PM

Ah yes that must be from the Westboro Baptist's Exodus Chapter.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/31/2007 03:37 PM

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Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/31/2007 03:39 PM

Proof

Yes I rode te short bus ta school

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
01/31/2007 03:40 PM

Proof