That's What She Said 27,416 24
01/27/2007 10:33 AM

... Sooo you want him to up your hours for the last 2 weeks you're going to be there?

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 10:33 AM

Oh.

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/27/2007 10:41 AM

Pram: hint. Ask for less hours and more money.

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 10:44 AM

Dear John,

I'm sorry for calling you a wobbling Coleridge monster and a fat Emerson. I meant to call you a wobbling Emerson and a fat Coleridge monster. I hope that clears things up. Oh yeah, and I want a raise and more hours, too. Thanks, you're really fat!

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/27/2007 10:49 AM

Your boss reads gab? Its a little weird to give your notice this way but who am I to judge?

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 10:51 AM

My boss can read?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
01/27/2007 10:52 AM

I assume a lot eh?

Ornithopter Simulation 585 7
01/27/2007 10:52 AM

I thot Pram was self-employed

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 10:55 AM

Chance,

You assume enough to make an ass out of you, and me, and Dupree.

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 11:10 AM

Okay, that sucked.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
01/27/2007 11:43 AM

We wouldn't expect any less of you, darling boy.

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 11:59 AM

Well, EXPECT less, 'cause I've been practicin'!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/27/2007 02:06 PM

... Sooo you want him to up your hours for the last 2 weeks you're going to be there?

Even though Pram evidently doesn't make any more sense in real life than here, at least he's consistent.

Pram's Boss 874 9
01/27/2007 02:46 PM

Dear Pram,

In light of the sheer eloquence utilized in your letter, we will comply. Not only will you be receiving more hours, you have been promoted to the position of John's personal testicle scrubber.

See you on Monday.

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
01/27/2007 02:51 PM

So...this means that the phantom "job" Pram said would keep him away from Gab will be non-existent soon?

runs away sobbing

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 08:45 PM

That's it, I quit.

Dave 52,827 16
01/27/2007 09:16 PM

- and there was much rejoicing.

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 09:31 PM

(yaaaay, yaaaaaay)

Tweak 18,881 12
01/27/2007 10:09 PM

I thot Pram was self-employed

Even Pram couldn't put up with Pram's Shakespeare for too long.

Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2007 11:14 PM

Hahahaha, kill yourself.

Bless the Pubah Who's Got His Own 56,805 18
01/28/2007 03:16 PM

What will you write if he offers you a raise and all the overtime you want?

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/28/2007 03:19 PM

Thirty-two hours a week? There are plenty of other retail jobs out there, just quit the one you have now.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Insouciant) 36,465 8
01/28/2007 05:01 PM

So, Pram. Did you get fired yet?

Pram (the jig is up) 80,728 42
01/28/2007 05:36 PM

Worse... He gave me five years' worth of vacation...166 hours pay.

Then, he actually gave me all that time off. So I basically got a big check, and my hours cut.

Millie 116,988 28
01/28/2007 09:07 PM

Are you sure that wasn't severence pay? Are you really supposed to come back?

Iights, cameras, RAVOS 63,472 21
01/29/2007 07:09 AM

Jeez, when I quit my job, I just wrote "I quit, Love (my name)" on the back of a receipt.

Tweak 18,881 12
01/29/2007 07:13 AM

That's a lot of effort. I just stopped showing up.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
01/29/2007 08:26 AM

I don't think you understand... we fixed the glitch.