Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 08:51 PM

who?

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/31/2007 08:52 PM

I hate Bell Peppers! Those mother-Frosters think they are so cool just because Mexicans use them. If you were so great, you'd be part of the Chiquita bananna girls head, or a fruit on a Fruit of the Loom.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/31/2007 08:52 PM

Britney Spears. For god's sake, woman, you're worth millions. Buy yourself some decent underpants. And while you're at it, book yourself in for a facial. Lately you've been looking really run down and about ten years older than you really are. Maybe quitting the cigarettes and trying to be a decent mother would help improve things. Also, you've had your quota of marriages fulfilled in the past couple of years. Don't be in such a damned rush to get into a new relationship.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 08:52 PM

Shouldn't this thread be called "Hate on someone that no one is going to know anything about or care to google"?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 08:53 PM

it's funny when Jade makes fun of people. It's like a retard call someone stupid.

Duke of Ellington 353 8
01/31/2007 08:54 PM

I like Jessica Simpson's breasts. Does that count as hating a celebrity?

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 08:56 PM

<action>doesn't read thread</action>
I use to have a '87 Celebrity four door. The A/C quit working, it was ugly, slower than a tard in the snow, and it smelled funny. It was also powder blue.
God I hated that Celebrity.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/31/2007 08:56 PM

Shouldn't this thread be called "Hate on someone that no one is going to know anything about or care to google"?

You're a colossal idiot. Go Frost a tree or macrame a hammock so the rats won't crawl on you when you sleep. Whatever it is that dirty homeless losers like you do for kicks.

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 08:57 PM

Who's Jeff Lynn

My raspberry goes to The Media in general for making the 'Death of a Flippin Horse' the most talked about story this week.
Who gives a Frost about a horse that won a race or two a couple of years ago? Unless it's Frost-ing Paris Hilton or Dakota Fanning, most of America's Sports freaks could care less on SuperBowl MONDAY!
Send the old nag to the glue factory and thaw out it's Donkey Show Spooge when you find a suitable Mare. Until then, quit ramming this non-story down my throat before I ram my fist (or something much more satisfying) down yours.
Rosey O'Donnel...please shut up. You're making my hair hurt.
Millions and Millions of reasons to speak my mind,
The Donald

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 08:58 PM

for your information ... um... I got nothing.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/31/2007 09:00 PM

it's funny when Jade makes fun of people. It's like a retard call someone stupid.

Yeah, it's almost as funny as Skippy calling someone else retarded or stupid.

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 09:04 PM

Don't forget gay.

CrackaJohnny#5 68,758 11
01/31/2007 09:06 PM

GODDAM YOU WHOOPI GOLDBERG! What the hell kind of a name is Whoopi? You're not even funny! You didn't deserve to be on the same stage as Robin Williams and Billy Crystal. I hate your Frost-ing hair! You look like the Predator's momma! Except uglier! You are a no talent ass clown-ette! JEW!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/31/2007 09:09 PM

I read Whoopi's book once. My boyfriend at the time had it on the back of his toilet, and I read it 2 pages at a time sitting on the Shakespeareter. There's a chapter in there about masturbation where she describes her technique. I'm not sure why I mention this.

syncope 49,019 14
01/31/2007 09:09 PM

Hey Richard Grieco you has-been no talent Frost! Start returning my calls!

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 09:15 PM

...could it be cause it's your technique now, Jane?

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 09:18 PM

John Hargrave: You used to come out and play with the slow kids, now you're too busy in your ritzy new lifestyle to even care about us, the people who came before the book.
You need to give up the mansion, stop smoking those cuban cigars that have been dipped in Hitlers urine and aged in Paris Hiltons ass, and come back to us little people who miss you and your brand of funny that doesn't involve a book(most of us can't read above a second grade level anyway).
STOP WALKING ON THE BACKS OF THE LITTLE GUY!!*














If this turns out to be my last post, I want you all to know I love you. Except that Sim guy, I Frostin' dispise him.

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 09:21 PM

<action>SLABAMMO! Hits the 'Little One' with a case of unsold Prank the Monkey books</action>

Lay off our mentor...

...besides, this is a hate on a Celebrity thread.
Sir John hardly qualifies...yet.

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 09:28 PM

Wow Pubah, people knew I was joking, but for you to come in here and say John is a lowly nothing is just low. He's always been a celebrity in my humble eyes.

This is the reason people don't like black folk.

Dave 52,827 16
01/31/2007 09:29 PM

Nancy Grace is the dumbest Carroll in the newstainment business since Geraldo.

Although Larry king is a complete Frostwit too.

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 09:32 PM

<action>Nods condecendly towards (mental)Midget</action>

You sound like the Wizard who screamed, "I'll never vote for Colin Powell now" when the O.J. verdict was announced.

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
01/31/2007 09:36 PM

Dear Renee Zelweger or however you spell it.

I met you in person once, and you were hot. Why, then, whenever the camera starts to roll, do you have to do that retarded squinty thing?

STOP SQUINTING!

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/31/2007 09:37 PM

Uuuuh, that squinty thing turns me on like a Dianada hair flip.

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 09:38 PM

<action>Thinks the 'Squint' is what makes her so gosh darned sexy</action>

Don't ever stop Renee...ever.

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 09:38 PM

Ah Pubah, I'm jost joking. I love black people, and I'd vote for Collin(but never Obama). It's the sand Ogden Nashes and spics I hate.

Let's make up and go out for a beer, I'll even buy if you put on a wig and go with me to Ladys Night.

Pubah in the Raw...uh...Rye 56,805 18
01/31/2007 09:39 PM

<action>Shudders and runs away</action>

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
01/31/2007 09:41 PM

<action>runs after Pubah</action>
Hey, I think Renee's hot too.
Don't do the squinty thing and you'll be fine.

Chad Vader, Daytime Manager 77,546 17
01/31/2007 09:41 PM

Maddox

Your shtick isn't funny

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 09:48 PM

I hate the donkey but I gotta give the clickies.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 09:54 PM

Jessica Simpson, they Frosted up on the tip of your nose. you should demand a refund. and quit smiling with that big Frost-ing goofy grin until you get those horse teeth fixed.

ps - you are one dumb Frost-ing tart and the mere though of you cause me more agony than finger nails on chalk boards or dentists drills.

Showmaster funked your mom 4,754 0
01/31/2007 09:55 PM

Rush Limbaugh

No explanation needed, really.

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
01/31/2007 10:05 PM

Terry Schaivo, I mean come on, really, first you died then you didn't? What kinda bullShakespeare is this about playing God? Man, it's vegetables like you that make delicious salad people like you who make me want to vomit all over the Senate floor.
Write yourself a Frost-ing will you goddamn lazy cripple.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/31/2007 10:15 PM

Rachel Ray

Just the merest sight of your simpering mug on TV makes me want to go and try the Olympic luge track with my wheelchair, just so I can horrifically wipe out and spend the next three years in the hospital, hopefully with major brain damage, so that if I ever did see your programs again, all I would have to do is stick a tube up my ass and fill my body with boric acid so much so that my eyeballs would explode; which would be less painful than watching you spout off about ee vee oh oh, you dumb slutty, Coleridge-gobbling cum dumpster.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 10:19 PM

What's with the Rachel Ray hating? She has a nice rack and her teeth are straight.

<action>only know of Rachel Ray from the back of a box of Wheat Thins.</action>

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
01/31/2007 10:19 PM

The casts of Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives, respectively. You're all ugly and misshapen. You were cast to look "unique" and mature, but your hideous manly faces and grotesque features have no place in a Hollywood society with prettier people in my math class. Your talent is marginal, and your shows glorify the sluttification of America and the decline of morals, you stupid Frost-ing Carrolls.

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
01/31/2007 10:22 PM

Cheers for the Rachel Ray hating. She doesn't look too bad, but her voice makes me want to stick flaming arrows in my ears.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/31/2007 10:23 PM

<action>tries not to spew waves of hate at Skippy</action>
The aforementioned cum dumpster has several TV shows on the Food Network, a magazine or so, and several cookbooks.

The only thing going for her is her nice rack, I would agree with you Skip, but her hips are so wide that she'd have trouble successfully walking under the St. Louis Arch.

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
01/31/2007 10:24 PM

Dear Hugh Grant,

JUST SAY IT ALREADY!

Llove,

Lloyd

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/31/2007 10:29 PM

The casts of Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives, respectively. You're all ugly and misshapen. You were cast to look "unique" and mature, but your hideous manly faces and grotesque features have no place in a Hollywood society with prettier people in my math class. Your talent is marginal, and your shows glorify the sluttification of America and the decline of morals, you stupid Frost-ing Carrolls.

That brunette from SITC is kinda cute in that "I want to rob you of your innocence by defiling you nine ways to next sunday" kind of way.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/31/2007 11:16 PM

I hate to agree with Sage, in that Rachel Ray is indeed a gangrenous Coleridge-smoking receptacle for various and sundry bodily fluids, but I have to call fat daughter on his dissing of her wide hips. I mean, who was that wide load in the GABlanta pics? Wasn't that yo date?

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
01/31/2007 11:32 PM

We did drive up from Florida together, but she wasn't my date, she's my friend.

Millie 116,988 28
02/01/2007 12:03 AM

Damn, I hate too many people to pick just one.

But, let me say this to all the skeletal young women in Hollywood--

"Eat a ham sandwich, BITCH!"*





*And no running to the toilet to puke it right up, either, you skinny skeleton with a too-big head.

Millie 116,988 28
02/01/2007 12:12 AM

Also, Phuc, I hate Jeff Lynne, too.

And I Frost-ing HATE the Traveling Wilburies, so much so that I don't even care if I just spelled it wrong.

I like Bob Dylan, and sometimes Tom Petty and George Harrison. And I also love Roy Orbison.

I blame Jeff Lynne for making that group the vortex of suckitude that it was. Well, him and just the rest of of the group's apathy.

Dan 1,634 7
02/01/2007 12:15 AM

Dear Paris Hilton,

It is commonly know that many people pray for your death. I, who thought the remake of "House of Wax" was utterly appalling, have seen the movie three times JUST to see you get a pole rammed through you head. (I will refrain from making an oral sex joke at this point.)

Though, I feel that my hate, my boiling rage, is more profound than most people's.

Sure, I hate you because you're a superficial crackwhoring Carroll who sets a horrible example for teenage girls (and fags) across the country. But, what really bothers me the most is not the fact you are so famous for no reason at all; nor does it phase me that you're a renowned whore, sex tape and all, who has no shame that your rotting Carroll is printed out and jizzed on by 42 year old balding, obese horny girl-kidnapping pedophiles who're down on luck that particular night.


What really, honestly, and truly gets me is that little one little thing caused by your utter refusal to seek alternative eyewear.

Therefore, I must ask:

DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR Frost-ing EYE. DO YOU KNOW HOW Frost-ing IRRITATING THAT Shakespeare IS?

-Dan

Dan 1,634 7
02/01/2007 12:21 AM

Oh, and before I get:





A memo to Richard Gere,


Me and Trixxie would like our gerbil back.


Best Regards,

-Dan

McPants 19,555 11
02/01/2007 06:39 AM

<action>takes the obscure celebrity route.</action>Frost you, Rev. Ian Paisley! You hate the gays and the Catholics alike. I hope a crucified homosexual (not me) falls on you, suffocating you under the weight of his mighty penis.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2007 06:41 AM

Isn't that the lead singer from the Cult?

Jepperoni 58,758 13
02/01/2007 06:54 AM

He's the bane of Irish Catholics the world over. Pants is just trying to get lucky here.

McPants 19,555 11
02/01/2007 07:09 AM

Get lucky..? I AM lucky, Jep!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/01/2007 08:07 AM

Dr Hilary, you are a patronising Emerson, your advice makes no sense, and you're condescending.. and those trousers make you look fat!

You're an ARSE!
www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=468

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2007 08:52 AM

Orbs for "arse."

Nachos 57,521 23
02/01/2007 08:52 AM

I don't hate celebrities more than I hate any other people. In fact, I probably hate the non-celebrities more for idolising the people and putting them on a Frost-ing pedastal in the first place.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2007 09:02 AM

Two hates for Rachel Ray is not enough.

Ms. Ray, you do not contribute to the world's appreciation or understanding of food and cooking. Your knife technique is dangerous--move the Frost-ing thing back and forth, not just up and down; you've jerked off enough horses to get that one right. How many of your idiot followers have ended up with chunks of thumb in the Fettucine alla
cavallo malato by emulating your idiocy?

And everyone giving you Shakespeare about the E.V.O.O. thing? It's all justfied, you ignorant slut. If you're looking for a catch phrase, how about... hmmmm... I know: "Death is preferable to another minute of listening to my grating, cloying bullShakespeare."

You don't even create your own recipes, which is sad considering that most of what you make looks like it was made by a drunken frat boy.

You were cute-ish, once upon a time. Your pear-shaped figure even had a certain girl-next-door allure. But years of that grin, your insipid "I'm so happy I could just Shakespeare fairies" attitude and your crappy crappy cooking have overwhelmed any marginally attractive physical attributes and transformed you into a kind of culinary Rush Limbaugh.

Please go away.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2007 09:07 AM

Here's one for Skipenheimer:

Hey String Cheese Incident: It's about time you broke up. The world is that much less stupider for not having you infecting it with your happy horseShakespeare "jam band" crap.

Love the Grateful Dead or hate them, you guys paled in comparison. Paled like that chick from Evanesence next to Manute mother-Frostign Bol.

I regret that your breakup was not caused by a nukular bomb being dropped on one of those dumbass festivals you play at. Then we could have gotten rid of a whole bunch of your retarded followers and spared the world the hassle of forcing them to shower and get hair cuts.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/01/2007 10:02 AM

your shows glorify the sluttification of America and the decline of morals,.

Now SUYT

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/01/2007 10:02 AM

The Teapot of "I'm a Little Teapot" fame.

Your song is Frost-ing confusing. Through the whole thing you talk about how you are a teapot, then you through everything out the window with the last line "tip me over and pour me out". So you are not a teapot now? What the hell is going on?
Shoudn't it be "tip me over and pour out the liquid contents of my body cavity"?
No wonder our youth are turning to drugs.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 10:30 AM

<action>tries to get into the spirit of things.</action>Back in October I got the chance to visit the Regis and Kelly show. Except that day Kelly was on vacay and Joy Philbin took her place. Now, I'd never had anything against Joy before, but I wanted to see Kelly, goddamn it, and Joy was no substitute. She was about as scintillating as a dirty mop. During the commercial breaks, Regis would go chat with the audience, and she sat there in her seat like she couldn't be bothered with us. Frost you, Joy! Frost you up your boring, conceited ASS!

Yeah, that was the best I could do.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 10:32 AM

The only thing going for her is her nice rack, I would agree with you Skip, but her hips are so wide that she'd have trouble successfully walking under the St. Louis Arch.

Dissin on wide hips, eh? Dead to me.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 10:41 AM

The Chicago Frost-ing BEARS:Yeah BIG Frost-ing DEAL you won some stupid games and have made it to the "Super Bowl" for the first time in 21 years.
Does that mean that I have to listen to "Bear Down Chicago Bears" every Frost-ing MORNING as I walk past Soldier Feild?
Does it mean that I have to get to the office and find the building has Bears logos all over? That they building across from me has "GO BEARS" in the windows but closing certain window shades during the evening?

What about the COLTS? HUH? What about THEM? And if I hear ONE MORE Frost-ing INIDANA RESIDENT tell me the Colts Suck and the Bears are gonna win it all, I'm pushing the mother-Froster under the train. Frost YOU! You live in INDIANA NOT CHICAGO!


Sorry...been a LONG week.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/01/2007 10:44 AM

KEVIN FEDERLINE - is there anyone on earth that doesn't hate you and love your fall from Britney's grace for turning her into a fat pig with too damn many children? Even corporations are making fun of you.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/01/2007 10:45 AM

FRY COOKS OF AMERICA - Hah, you suck as bad as Kevin Federline.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 10:49 AM

Was funny, chix, but only funny the first time round, sorry.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/01/2007 10:50 AM

Much like you, you pumpkin headed bastard. I hope you rot.

Not really. Here, make out with Chance.

Dave 52,827 16
02/01/2007 10:51 AM

Dissin on wide hips, eh? Dead to me.

While there are certainly limits, if you can put a your hands on a woman's rib cage and move them in a staight line to her legs she's either twelve or a dude.

I like hips on a woman.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 10:51 AM

COOL, thanks

Dave 52,827 16
02/01/2007 11:04 AM

Tom Cruise - nutjob
George Bush - moron
Mother Theresa - fraud and buddy of oppressive murdering dictators
Pat Robertson - Tinkie Winkie? What the Frost.
That happy bitch from the Orbit's gum commercials - I'll give you a dirty Frost-ing mouth you whore.
Stacy and Clinton - I will dress you in pasely and beat you to death with a kitten heal.
Andrew Weil - Quack
Terry Schiavo's Parents - You could have just had her stuffed.
Mel Gibson - nazi

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
02/01/2007 11:05 AM

That guy from The Bachelor.

You are NOT a Prince. Maybe your ancestors were, but that does not make you royalty.

If that's the way it worked, then I would be a Viking.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 11:07 AM

Whoa, I think I just realized that the chick from the Orbits commercial is the one that was on Port Charles. I'd watch her scenes thinking "What else have I seen her in?" It was driving me crazy for weeks.

You've saved me some therapy bills, Dave.

Dave 52,827 16
02/01/2007 11:08 AM

That would be a first for me.

trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
02/01/2007 01:07 PM

"Eat a ham sandwich, BITCH!"*

I know you weren't referring to Rachel Ray here, but I hate her little made up words like calling sandwiches "Sammies" and making "Stoup". Learn to talk like a human.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 01:10 PM

Stoup??? Do I want to know what that is?

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/01/2007 01:13 PM

That happy bitch from the Orbit's gum commercials - I'll give you a dirty Frost-ing mouth you whore.

I just think that needed to be repeated.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
02/01/2007 01:16 PM

Straw, my dear! I would never diss on you! I am making a distinction between the natural curviness of wonderful women such as yourself, and the pear-shaped freak of nature that is Miss Rachel "Even Though I Want E.V.O.O. To Become a Hip, Trendy Catchphrase I Still Have To Explain It Every Time I Say It" Ray.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 01:17 PM

Tell me what EVOO stands for and what stoup means and I might forgive you.

I've never watched her show, so I need to be schooled in what y'all are making fun of.

Rowdy Roddy Felipe 161,353 14
02/01/2007 01:17 PM

Well I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks, I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that, I hate lesbian feminists cause they're all so damn ugly, I hate Spin magazine cause they never ever plug me. I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee, I hate every single movie by the midget Spike Lee.

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
02/01/2007 01:19 PM

Boots the Monkey: You hang out with a little ethnic girl and don't wear any pants. You sir are a Frost-ing pervert. Just what else do you shove into that little "pack" of hers? Denise the Dancing Dildo? Mr. Chloroformy?
I hope you die a misserably death you crack addled primate!

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 01:21 PM

stoup-that little section of porch at the top of yor stares when speled by me.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
02/01/2007 01:23 PM

Stoup is like a combination of stew and soup. Like a skort but for food.

EVOO stands for "extra virgin olive oil."


Wow. I bet that's the first time the word "virgin" has been used on GAB when referring to Chance.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 01:24 PM

Wow. I bet that's the first time the word "virgin" has been used on GAB when referring to Chance.

Anyone else get that De Je Vu feeling just then?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/01/2007 01:26 PM

What the Frost-ing hell did I do?

Oh, I showed up. Carry on.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
02/01/2007 01:27 PM

Oh, is that what that was? I thought I had just wet myself again.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 01:28 PM

Oh jeez. It's either stew or soup, pick one and go with it.

So does she pronounce the acronym like it's a word? "Eeeeevuuu" or "Eeevoh"

No wonder y'all hate her. Those two things alone make me want to firebomb her studio.

Midgets, just Midgets. 96,092 48
02/01/2007 01:28 PM

At last count there are 14 virgin miners trapped inside Chance. Their chance for survival is slim.
Details at 11.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/01/2007 01:30 PM

I think I need a shot of whiskey after that.

Whiskey 96,092 48
02/01/2007 01:32 PM

Open up and say when.

The Sage of Seattle (Licentiously Lucid) 36,465 8
02/01/2007 01:36 PM

She pronounces it like "ee vee oh oh."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and try and get her inane chatter out of my head by cleaning my bathroom.

This time, I'll begin by mixing several gallons of bleach and ammonia together; if the fumes don't kill me right away, at least I can still pour it into my ears to ease my suffering.

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/01/2007 01:39 PM

No talent ass clown n. def- See Ryan Seacrest.

Midgets, more than meets the eye! 96,092 48
02/01/2007 01:47 PM

Not a celebrity, but worthy of hate(I'm seeing it in an email right now)

People who use an acronym then put in parentheses what it means. You have effectivly canceled out the point of using it because you're taking longer to type out both, you retarded degenerate.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/01/2007 02:33 PM

Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, whatever the Frost you're calling yourself these days. Pick a Frostin' name and stick with it.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2007 02:34 PM

Pick a Frostin' name and stick with it.

And get some talent, too, ya remix-inventing Shakespearebag.

Midgets 96,092 48
02/01/2007 02:44 PM

David Caruso: William Shatner already did the 'looking off camera and pausing every three word" thing, and it didn't work for him either. You can't even play a tough guy very well, Gil Grissom could kick your ass all through the lab and not break a sweat.
Plus you were in a short called Swirlee, and billed as "Mr. Softy's roommate", 'nuff said.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 02:44 PM

Oprah: I DON'T CARE that you're one of the richest black people in the world. I DON'T CARE you have the top rated day time talk show; I COULDN'T GIVE A Shakespeare that you can buy half of Chicago and own property all over the Frost-ing place...
So stop Frost-ing telling me what BOOK TO READ.

Unless it's "Prank the Monkey" by Sir John Hardgrave, available now at Amazon.com and bookstores everywhere, order yours today!





(Did that work? Do I get my autographed copy now? My own Icon? NO? Frost)

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/01/2007 02:46 PM

misspelin the man's name rarely works for the good, just sos ya knows

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/01/2007 02:48 PM

I actually like David Caruso in CSI:Miami. But Gary Sinise is now officially my favorite CSI dude because he let me put my arm around him and didn't call the cops.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 02:51 PM

When have you ever seen a non paid endorsment that gets the name right? HUH HUH? NEVAH










yeah, the ONE time I use spell check and I STILL Frost it up.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/01/2007 04:10 PM

Argh! That bloody woman judge on 'So You Think You Can Dance.' What is with that Frost-ing earpeircing scream and the voice like nails on a blackboard?

I wish she would die.

Silently.

..
But painfully nonetheless.

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
02/01/2007 04:13 PM

And then I will help the show's host get through her grief with some good Coleridge-in-mouth therapy.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/01/2007 04:16 PM

Like Cat Deely will care. She'll be happy she doesn't have to wear Frost-ing EARPLUGS WHEN THAT STUPID WOMAN OPENS HER DAMN MOUTH AND SCREAMS ABOUT SOME Shakespeare DANCE.

Hhi, mmy nname iis Lloyd 48,662 14
02/01/2007 04:17 PM

Shut up. She's heartbroken and needs MY HELP!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/01/2007 04:19 PM

Shut up. She's heartbroken and needs MY HELP!

Uh, you mistyped 'penis'.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/01/2007 04:25 PM

No, that's how they spell it in Canada.
They spell all funny and all.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/01/2007 04:29 PM

Pumpkin, I think it's aboot time that I explain how unhumourous it is to make fun of the Canadiennes and their spelling.

It's okay to make fun of their body odours however.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/01/2007 11:38 PM

Metallica,

I hate you. You give meth-addled Tilt-heads something to listen to as they try to think up more ways to make money by cutting parts off peoples' cars and selling them for scrap metal. Modern rock radio is alive with the wheedly-wheedly woo of the 80s' stompy kick drums and muddy snares left over from Vanity's career's death throes. I
swear to God that if I hear another Metallica song, I will snail-mail Entercom my demos and everyone will have to listen to MY Shakespeare for the next five years.

Metallica, you give anger a bad name, especially when it's fuzzed through stacks of hair blower amps with the mids scooped out. (that's why Kirk Hammet's hair was so frizzy) Your entire genre consists of lead guitarists playing tired licks to played out marching band tripple-time polyrythms, in perfect synchronicity with a bassist who thinks it's cool to play chords with the backs of his knuckles, elbows, and at the after-party, DICK.

What I'm trying to say, Metallica, is that you don't have any more feeling than you did when you started out, and your lyrics are more goofy and antiquated than DISCO. No one CARES about dragons and drinking problems, muchless are they wanting to hear someone sing about them.

I hate you, Metallica, and I hope you go back to playing in obscurity so that grunge can rise again, kick your gap-toothed ASS, and bury you in your toxic leather pants.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 12:02 AM

Sorry, Phuc.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/02/2007 12:10 AM

Frank Shirley

That's good. Hey, if any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him: what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey Shakespeare he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shakespeare! Where's the Tylenol?

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/02/2007 12:10 AM

I don't think I'm playing this right.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 12:25 AM

<action> breaks out the chainsaw and lays it to the top of the staircase </action>Fixed the newel post.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/02/2007 02:26 AM

<action>dusts off his old CDs. Finds newfound enjoyment of Metallica.</action>

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:22 AM

<action>turns on a vacuum cleaner in reverse and blows dust back on Phuc's CD's</action>

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:25 AM

<action>then, turns the vacuum cleaner on himself</action>

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 04:37 AM

As if you're anyone, Pram, to judge anyone, or anything, having to do with music.

Metallica's members may suck personality wise, but they kick ass and know what they're doing; this is coming from someone who values grunge above everything else. You have to give them credit one way or another. They're a very talented and classic band, no matter what your rock preference is, and while the lyrics might not be perfect, their instrumental skills are awesome. Whether or not they play the same thing over and over again isn't the point: the point is, they know HOW to play in the first place, and the lead singer's voice is nothing short of amazing.

You, on the other hand, sound like a mundane Jefree Star with a mental disability singing over a mixtape of beats from the dollar store. Too bad you're not a celebrity, or I could've ranted about you, too.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:37 AM

STOPPIT PHUUUUC!!!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:38 AM

I'm sorry, did I say Metallica? I meant Mudvayne.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:44 AM

<action> notices who recommended Jefree StarM</action>

Is this your favorite band? It's really rocking! Looking at a picture of a guy deep throating his finger really got me in the mood to listen to this minimalistic swill! The overproduction of the underproduction kind of cancelled itself out and make me orgasm a hole in my monitor! THANK YOO FOR TEH NEW MUSIKAL KOMPARISON, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK IN TEH STUDIOOO!!!1

Millie 116,988 28
02/02/2007 05:15 AM

That guy from The Bachelor.

You are NOT a Prince. Maybe your ancestors were, but that does not make you royalty.

If that's the way it worked, then I would be a Viking.

I watched that show. I can't explain why, but I got sucked in. Anyway, that prince thing used to bug the Shakespeare out of me. I wish someone had pointed out that his ancestors simply paid off a pope to get the title. Big Frost-ing deal.

Plus, he's gay. He should've picked the pretty Italian girl. He said it was because he couldn't speak Italian. Moron.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 05:16 AM

How ignorant of you to assume that just because I've heard something, I like it.

Obviously, I've heard YOUR pieces of crap on an MP3 file, and you don't see me joining the fan club.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 05:46 AM

Dan,

Because this is your first year speaking english, I am going to go easy on you.

You only don't like what I have to sing about because you can't relate to it. That's fine. But don't shove your diabribical bullShakespeare down my urethra and then suck it out with a straw as some sort of retaliation for things I've written about you, because that's really petty. And STFU, N00B TROLL FAG.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 05:47 AM

<action> watches Dan fall off the bandwagon and hit his head on Trixie's doorknob</action> That's gotta hurt.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 05:58 AM

Wow. Sometimes you amaze me with your stupidity. "Because this is your first year speaking English". Is that honestly the best you could come up with?

How the hell do you know what I can relate to or not? Either way, that is besides the point.

The point is that your music sucks more ass than any fag ever could, and that you're a total and complete douchebag.

As for calling me a noob, notice that however new I may be, I do share one thing with a lot of veteran GABers- We all Frost-ing hate you.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 06:06 AM

Dan, please don't call yourself "we" again. The only "we" you could be equated with, is the urinal variety.

You're not very intelligent or funny; may I suggest to you a career in politics? You don't even have to look good! (and trust me, you don't.)

Oh, and I could cut you down to size if I had any material, so by all means, please shower me with your personal information. I'll have enough material to outsell John's book.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 06:08 AM

Oh, and failing that suggestion, why don't you start a band? You can call it, "Follower".

Thud 68,497 19
02/02/2007 06:20 AM

Dan, in all fairness I have to say that not everyone here hates Pram.

Some ignore him impartially.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 06:22 AM

Nice clickies, Thud. Maybe the ones you recieve will catch up with the ones you've given in 2015!

Thud 68,497 19
02/02/2007 06:23 AM

Pram, one of the differences between you and I is that the clickies don't matter much to me.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 06:25 AM

If that's the case, I've got to hear how we're alike.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 07:33 AM

Alike? Well, that's easy Pram. You and Thud are.... uh.... hmm...







Sorry, guy. I've got to go with Thud on this one.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 07:55 AM

Ok, and I will suggest the place.

Dianada just wants snow! 57,835 109
02/02/2007 07:58 AM

Ooh, we're gonna have a RUMBLE!!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 08:02 AM

Well, as long as you suggest a place where you're not, then it'd be worth it.

Pumpkin Noggin-horibibl speler axtrodenare 56,642 8
02/02/2007 03:08 PM

From about half way through this thread all I can make out is :
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Beer Can, Jesus, Jesus, Ogden Nash Lady, Jesus, Jesus, Beer Can, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Pig.

I assume I'm not missing much?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/02/2007 04:58 PM

Well, as long as you suggest a place where you're not, then it'd be worth it.

The bottom of a well.

miss meg, if you please 1,967 0
02/02/2007 05:41 PM

I hate pretty much all celebrities, because they take focus away from what's truly important and focus it on them. That said, I absolutely hate Lindsey Lohan. I believe that she is a drug addict, or at least an alcholic, and should be in jail.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/03/2007 06:33 PM

Dear Cobb Knobbler,

go eat a greasy bucket of chicken, lie down, and slip into a coma. I'm tired of reading BS you wrote while impersonating me. It's not okay, and it's against the board's rules (Sony owns the site, by the way. If you don't believe me, try posting the same thing twice.)

Hoping this gets through your fat head before you go to sleep for a year and hopefully lose weight from all the excercise you get from snoring,

Pram

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/03/2007 06:57 PM

<action>reads thread title "Hate on a Celebrity"</action> Hey Pram. This "Cobb Knobbler"... was he the guy who starred in The Wedding Singer?

Oh, no. I'm sorry, I was thinking of Knob Gobbler.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/04/2007 12:22 AM

I think it's a definite reference.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/04/2007 02:45 AM

Tom Green

Please would some mental or other just kill this guy already? I mean it was bad enough that he paraded his cancer all over the networks but the most insulting thing is he didn't die from it.

Someone should post dogShakespeare through his agent's letterbox.

So let's get this straight once and for all: TOM GREEN, YOU ARE AS FUNNY AS GETTING ULCERATED HAEMORRHOIDS, PLEASE STOP MAKING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN ON TV.

Ridley 0 0
02/04/2007 02:51 AM

50 cent

...stupid Ogden Nash...

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/04/2007 02:55 AM

TOM GREEN, YOU ARE AS FUNNY AS GETTING ULCERATED HAEMORRHOIDS, PLEASE STOP MAKING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN ON TV.

Thanks! I've been working out.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/04/2007 03:04 AM

I also hate Keegan Michael Key because he is an annoying twat. Can I say twat?

I think I broke my swearbot.....

Dan 1,634 7
02/04/2007 05:14 AM

<action>bursts out laughing.</action>
ULCERATED HAEMORRHOIDS

Aside from the horrible butchering of that word, this for some reason reminds me of a discussion I had once, about ulcers, obviously.

After a few drinks with a dear friend, a brilliant idea dawned on me, and I'm quoting myself here:

"Would it be awesome if like, your vagina had an ulcer? Then it could eat itself out!"

daisypie 49,378 9
02/04/2007 05:21 AM

I hate pretty much all celebrities, because they take focus away from what's truly important and focus it on them. That said, I absolutely hate Lindsey Lohan Rush Limbaugh. I believe that she he is a drug addict, or at least an alcholic, and should be in jail.

Dan 1,634 7
02/04/2007 06:00 AM

I hate pretty much all celebrities, because they take focus away from what's truly important and focus it on them. That said, I absolutely hate Lindsey Lohan Rush Limbaugh Jesus. I believe that she he it is a drug addict, or at least an alcholic, and should be in jail.

Dan 1,634 7
02/04/2007 06:01 AM

<action>waits for responses accusing him of "failure" in last post and sits in corner with knife at the ready.</action>

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/04/2007 06:10 AM

You can't hate Jesus.


He's not real.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/04/2007 06:14 AM

I hated the mother-Frostin' Bunny Rabbit.

Always tricking the Captain like that.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/05/2007 10:04 PM

<action>Holds up a wee banner that says "I'm British",</action>
I'd just like to point out that I didn't butcher the H word. It's how you spell it where I live. I even looked it up in the Oxford English Dictionary. So NER NER NER to you.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/05/2007 10:09 PM

Welcome, fellow Brit! Where are you from?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 11:50 PM

<action>whispers to Jade</action> Apparently he's from the snobby side of London, eh what?

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 12:14 AM

He is a She. And not in a creepy sex-change kinda way.

Aloha Jade, I'm in Essex, you?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 12:22 AM

Sorry for that, Ms. Marmite.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:23 AM

Jade's most likely in a buffet.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 12:27 AM

Meh, no worries.

Hey, I had a thought, where would be the best place for a n00b to post about suggested pranks I could pull tomorrow (I have a work away-day thing where we all have to do lame ice-breakers and think about blue sky)

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:28 AM

Quitting, its a great prank.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/06/2007 12:29 AM

I'm in Northampton.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:29 AM

But her ass is in Scotland.

Midgets 96,092 48
02/06/2007 12:29 AM

Just start a new thread, we love that type of stuff. The links at the bottom on the main page.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:31 AM

There are links at the top too, Midgets just can't reach them.

Midgets 96,092 48
02/06/2007 12:36 AM

If I weren't afraid of you falling down and killing me, I'd kick you in the knee cap right now.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:37 AM

You have a step-ladder with you?

Midgets 96,092 48
02/06/2007 12:42 AM

<action>puts a bottle of single malt on the floor and waits</action>

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 12:43 AM

He won't need one. He'll just wait until you're passed out in the gutter as usual.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 12:43 AM

Ah. Well. Nicely played, Midge!

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 12:43 AM

Just start a new thread, we love that type of stuff. The links at the bottom on the main page

But I'm scared. I already posted one thread about a guy saving his turds in freezer bags....I think one about my forthcoming away-day may be pushing me luck as a n00b.

Although my boyfriend suggested I go in this

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:45 AM

First, it was ChiChi that passed out in the gutter, not me.

Second, Midgets can keep the scotch.

Third, boobs are great.

Millie 116,988 28
02/06/2007 12:48 AM

Yeah, BIG was passed out on the couch and his boyfriends stuck their asses in his face.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:53 AM

Still better than you. You passed out and daisy stuck his face in your ass.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:53 AM

Wait, what?

Millie 116,988 28
02/06/2007 12:55 AM

Please. I only had a couple of beers each night. If Daisypie stuck his face in my ass, I wasn't passed out at the time.

Envious, much?

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 12:57 AM

No, his face stubble might have chafed.

Millie 116,988 28
02/06/2007 12:59 AM

Heh.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 01:00 AM

Ms. Marmite,

Your boyfriend must be a complete poofter if he didn't suggest this one first.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 01:14 AM

I like the fact for an extra 3pound 50 I can buy eyelashes.

But this one is waaaaaay better. And more disturbing.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/06/2007 01:15 AM

Marmite, you seem like a good n00b, so please don't let this scare you off.


Your name makes me vomit.


Nice ta meecha!
Love,
Dit

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 01:33 AM

Dya know, I have NO idea why I chose it. Maybe because I always use Bigluce on every other board and forum.

Marmite is tasty, ergo, I am tasty. I'm tired, now i'm talking Shakespeare.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 01:35 AM

Not to pick on you or anything (especially if you're cute), but isn't it marmot?

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/06/2007 01:37 AM

Probably not.

Marmite on Toast 12,955 12
02/06/2007 01:40 AM

Small rodents are not good eatin'.

And as for the cuteness you can judge for yourself (no titty shots tho') here

Be gentle.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/06/2007 01:40 AM

Marmite.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 01:40 AM

Ah. Well, I thought Marmot on Toast was funnier.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 02:07 AM

Be gentle.

I usually am.