Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2007 09:05 PM

Whaddya think, gang? Should I give up my trip to Boston to spend the night with Trixxie?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:05 PM

Do I have to have a penis or should I just buy one?

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/02/2007 09:05 PM

Sorry, dear.

I'm going to be tied up then.


And maybe whipped.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2007 09:06 PM

I some you can borrow, Chance.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:06 PM

2 some?

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:07 PM

Well... 5 Homosexual men in a room.

Are they going to be in a circle at any point and time? Will there be a cookie?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:08 PM

Thats the role youre applying for.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:09 PM

It just doesn't taste the same without the cookie.


Trust me.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:12 PM

You disgust and intrigue me at the same time.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/02/2007 09:12 PM

Can I wear my leather biker gear?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:13 PM

With the assless chaps?

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 09:17 PM

Well, I'm not gay, but I have always wanted to go to New Orleans. I'm a pretty heavy drinker too, but I'm sure I'd be safe if I accidentally passed out face first on the couch, right?

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 09:18 PM

With the assless chaps?

No. He owns the only pair of chaps in existance that actually cover the ass.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:18 PM

Look, as long as there's a cookie, I'm sure I'll come.



...Er, to the event that is.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/02/2007 09:18 PM

Actually we may just attend the Lords or Leather Mardi Gras Ball in which case you would blend in just fine Chickie baby.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/02/2007 09:19 PM

face first yes, zipper exposed and you may wake up a few ounces low.

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:20 PM

At first I thought you self swearbotted, but now I realize youre actually looking for frosters.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:21 PM

face first yes, zipper exposed and you may wake up a few ounces low.


Oh, I'm sure said ounces will be replaced. Just not in the same place they came from.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2007 09:22 PM

Ooo - I'm going to Daytona in March, and I just found out it's during Bike Week!

I'm gonna need plenty of 'alone time.'

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:22 PM

At first I thought you self swearbotted, but now I realize youre actually looking for frosters.


DUH. They some for the cookies.

Don't you people have any common sense?

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:24 PM

DUH. They some for the cookies.

Don't you people have any common sense?

I some once.

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 09:24 PM

Fag humor is getting me clickies ruining gab.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/02/2007 09:24 PM

I thought it was supposed to be a cracker?

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 09:25 PM

I thought I was doing the frosting?

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 09:26 PM

OH GOD HELP ME I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:26 PM

So, aside from the frosting, will there be facials?

















I haven't been to the spa in ages.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/02/2007 09:26 PM

I'm gonna have to mark this as THE MOST RIDICULOUS OFFER EVER MADE ON GAB.


and that's saying something

Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/02/2007 09:27 PM

It definately falls under the catagory of 'Gayest offer".

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2007 09:28 PM

He turned you down, 'eh Chix?

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 09:31 PM

OH GOD HELP ME I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!


Just be happy it wasn't the AIDS.

...Oh, wait. Nevermind. They're coming as a package deal now.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 09:41 PM

So they're coming simultaneously now?

Good timing!

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/02/2007 09:45 PM

Princess Trixxie's timing is generally impeccable, Sage.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 10:07 PM

Yeah, she's the greatest!

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/02/2007 10:07 PM

I'm starting to really like Dan. Yea good ol facials, those deep penetrating protein rich emollients really firm and tighten the skin.

You need to submit a picture to the photo album so I can check you out you can be accepted as a regular faster.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/02/2007 10:14 PM

Trixxie, darling, are you feeling well?


Every word in that post was spelled correctly.


Incidentally, you have email..if your email address has not changed.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 10:15 PM

Incidentally, you have email..if your email address has not changed.


I want email from you.

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/02/2007 10:16 PM

I don't have home internet anymore. Looking at gay pron site ate my computer. I don't give out my work email. solly.

Pumpkin Noggin- Colts by 3 pts. 56,642 8
02/02/2007 10:23 PM

OH GOD HELP ME I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!

Looks more like the Gay has caught you.

Chit 178,781 15
02/02/2007 10:28 PM

Wow...

This thread is, "gayer than eight guys Frost-ing nine guys."

--Patton Oswalt


Highly entertaining though.

Chit 178,781 15
02/02/2007 10:33 PM

By the way...

What exactly do five homosexuals scream from the balcony on Bourbon Street to the passersby below ?



"SUYAWALTNT"

(Show Us Your Ass With A Little Turkey Neck Too)

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/02/2007 10:34 PM

I want email from you


Were you addressing Princess Trixxie, or me?


If you were addressing me, I don't often look at the Yahoo mail listed in my profile, but plenty of other people have my real email address.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/02/2007 10:35 PM

OH GOD HELP ME I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!

Oh please, you caught the gay in ZugChat early this spring. Once you're gay, you don't look back (unless I'm riiight behind you..)

Now, saddle up partner! Yee-haw!

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/02/2007 10:36 PM

<action>hasn't noticed that it's 2007 yet.</action>Ahem, last spring.

Dan 1,634 7
02/02/2007 11:36 PM

Once you're gay, you don't look back (unless I'm riiight behind you..)


That's why I'm a "legs over the shoulders" kind of guy.

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 11:50 PM

I'll have you know I am always the pitcher not gay.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/02/2007 11:51 PM

Whereas Cracka is a "ten gallon hat covering the groin when McPants is around"-kind of guy.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 11:52 PM

Seein' as how Cracka no longer likes the ladies, I call dibs on... well.... whoever is the "girl du jour."

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/02/2007 11:53 PM

That would be me.

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 11:53 PM

Yeah, this is getting kind of weird. I'm gonna go see if Filly can play.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 11:54 PM

Okay, then what's the French for "Please God, I can't wait until tomorrow"?

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/02/2007 11:55 PM

You mean Warren? Yes, rumor has it that he's one of us too.

Crack A. Lacka & Associates 68,758 11
02/02/2007 11:56 PM

Even the last 8 icons look gay together.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/02/2007 11:57 PM

Pigs aren't gay! They're just snappy dressers.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
02/03/2007 12:07 AM

Pigs aren't gay! They're just snappy dressers.

Much like Cracka, now that he wears those pink pants I've sent him. They bring out the color of his eyes..

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/03/2007 02:05 AM

Trixxie, I'll pass on the room but if I make it over to the city for Mardi Gras I'll have a drink with you.

This post is not about sex.


Really not about sex.

Briham: Counting down till Groundhog's Day 38,843 10
02/03/2007 07:16 AM

Must be willing to share room with 5 homosexual men.

One straight guy and 5 fags? Sounds like a reality TV show.

One republican. Five Queers. All living together under one roof. See the drama of Fox's newest reality show: Life with the Fags.

Happy PhartSack now with Monkey Balls 13,792 15
02/03/2007 07:48 AM

<action>reads whole thread</action>

God I need a shower now.....

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
02/03/2007 04:12 PM

5 Gay men in one hotel room?


Lemon Party '07 !!11!1!

Sharri 14,124 11
02/03/2007 04:17 PM

I am using this opportunity to tell all you southerners that I am going to be In Biloxi, Miss in 6 months for at least 2 months time.
That is all.

Sharri 14,124 11
02/03/2007 04:20 PM

Oh, and I have not caught teh gay. I still prefer men, and exotic ones at that. So much for Mississippi.

Bron-Y-Aur-Shemp 22,222 17
02/03/2007 04:37 PM

Exotic like this?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/03/2007 05:05 PM

You need to submit a picture to the photo album so you can be accepted as a regular faster.



Did you mean: "froster"?

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/04/2007 12:40 AM

There are 3 reasons people come to Biloxi for short periods. Offshore oil work, casino training or the military.

Which is it?

Sharri 14,124 11
02/04/2007 05:34 AM

Shemp, now that's Hot!21!!!!SEVENTEEN!!!!

I work on oil rigs. Nope, not believable.

I'm taking part in a study abroad program. Yeah, Mississippi is like another country, or so I hear.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/04/2007 05:52 AM

Coming to Mississippi to study.

Nope. I don't get it.

When I got married I told the judge we wanted a secular ceremony. I then had to explain the meaning of the word "secular" to him.

My son's kindergarten teacher send home a progress report that read, "Connor are doing fine this year in school this year."

Maybe you meant study as in an anthropological survey of primitive culture. That I'd buy.

At any rate I live here, and coincidentally I'm from Connecticut as well. We'd be happy to meet you, but don't worry if my wife starts crying. We've been down here a long time now.

Sharri 14,124 11
02/04/2007 06:01 AM

Well I will be there for military purposes and am dreading experience of the southern heat and humidity in mid july and august. CT transplant? Cool. I'll bring you some nutmeg or something. I cannot place what CT is noted for....a whiffle ball and bat? Subway sandwich? Bic pens? No idea.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/04/2007 06:08 AM

Bring pizza, there isn't a decent one within 300 miles.

Also, there's a socialist liquor system in place. The state is the only legal alcohol vendor, and the package stores have a list of brands available through the state. If there's a brand or wine you like and the state doesn't carry it, you can't get it.

Beer, on the other hand, is a grocery, not a liquor item. package stores don't carry it, and the supermarket selections usually suck.

But they have salvation in 143 varieties, from the giant baptist Jesus-dome church out by rt. 10 to the snake handling speaking in tongues little steeple on the access road.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/05/2007 05:34 AM

I'd got go but looking at my financial situation I'd need a sponsor and I don't feel comfortable with a bunch of gay men being my sugar daddies.