TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/03/2007 05:51 AM

Funniest man alive? Dude, John is totally going to disown you.

Frogpop 173,113 25
02/03/2007 05:59 AM

..or kill Henry Harvey.

Tweak 18,876 11
02/03/2007 02:05 PM

That guy reminds me of Phuc.

Pumpkin Noggin- Colts by 3 pts. 56,642 7
02/04/2007 04:52 PM

Slightly balding, funny acccent and able to stomache the most disgusting food around?






(I blew my chance at an autographed copy now didn't I?)

On Dasher, on Dancer, On Showmaster, on Blitzen 4,754 0
02/04/2007 05:41 PM

Test?

Pram Maven 78,171 40
02/05/2007 01:30 AM

(I blew my chance at an autographed copy now didn't I?)

I'm sure Dan will still let you do his.

Phuc 237,453 20
02/05/2007 02:55 AM

Funniest man alive? Dude, John is totally going to disown you.

Henry Harvey was in a comedy troupe with John back in the day. For those of you who remember the "Middle Manager" shorts on Computer Stew, he was the "good" manager. He was also Scumbo, the Computer Stew mascot and one of the funniest characters ever.

Henry was on the Vegas crew the year we drove the RV. When we arrived, at 3AM, and we were driving down the strip, Henry leaned out the window with a megaphone and did a running commentary on everything we passed. I cannot remember any of it, but I remember that I almost shat my guts out laughing. It was the funniest Shakespeare I'd ever heard. I am not even fit to pay tribute.

Anyways, so what if Henry's HTML sucks and he doesn't translate as well to print as he might. Frost all y'ze!

Pram Maven 78,171 40
02/05/2007 04:37 AM

Anyways, so what if Henry's HTML sucks and he doesn't translate as well to print as he might. Frost all y'ze!

Um, it was a video...

Phuc 237,453 20
02/05/2007 04:50 AM

You are a bigger loser than Dan.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 95,470 36
02/05/2007 05:39 AM

I liked the blind date vid.

Pram Maven 78,171 40
02/05/2007 06:40 AM

You are a bigger loser than Dan.

But not as big of one as guy who thought the first link in this thread was funny.

Pram Maven 78,171 40
02/05/2007 06:55 AM

<action></Confuscius></action>

Pram Maven 78,171 40
02/05/2007 06:55 AM

</Confucius>

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/15/2010 02:30 AM

You guys don't rate to carry Phuc's you-know-what.

The man is a mad talented dude.

You guys are probably all programmers or project managers somewhere.

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/15/2010 02:34 AM

Well, you are certainly off to a great start, Mr. Comedy God, sir.

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/16/2010 12:19 PM

Thank you my strange, spermatazoic friend.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/16/2010 12:22 PM

I'm really confused by this whole exchange, and oddly it has nothing to do with the three-year thread necromancy.

Big Irish Jeeni (it's a trend!) 43,386 49
03/16/2010 12:28 PM

it's Bizarro-world!

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/17/2010 12:03 PM

This is a link to my comedy website fishandcheese.com

OK, so maybe this was not the best-designed website in the world. Maybe my code wasn't that great. Maybe the navigation makes sense only in the way that any of our lives make sense in this world none of us created alone.

But I think it has some damn fine comedy, featuring performances by John Hargrave and Michael (Johnny Plankton) Hoban.

By the way, for you newbies, I:

*Wrote one of the very first articles for Zug
*Was head writer for Computer Stew, yes comedy v-blogging before there was v-blogging.
*Was the one who personally talked Hargrave out of calling Zug Chickenhawk.com, pointing out it's a term used for an older gay men that chase after teen boys.

I also created a prank within the famous Filly prank, in which I went to a prestigious college to two years, only to collect data and blow the lid off the whole "interactive art" world.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/17/2010 12:13 PM

So you bumped this to whore yourself?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/17/2010 12:36 PM

Wow. Tough crowd.

John Hargrave 128,123 71
03/17/2010 02:54 PM

I urge you all to show respect for Henry Harvey, for he IS a comedy god.

Later, when his powers become fully manifested, he will remember your kindnesses or evils, and you will be rewarded or punished accordingly.

You have been warned.

Chit 178,088 15
03/17/2010 03:07 PM

So then cough up a few clickies for the dude. Wont cost ya nuthin'.

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/17/2010 03:28 PM

What The Frost Hargrave! Nobody here has the slightest clue who this Henry Harvey is. As far as I'm concerned (which isn't very far), he's a nobody and a No0b.

How dare he call us "Newbies", Mr. COMEDY GOD, MEMBER 17 thousand something.

Phffftt...

Hey Henry, why don't you go learn to play violin with a chain saw. You're a worthless waste of natural resources and would serve the world well by simply not breathing and/or learning to suck start a shotgun. In fact, if we could get a genetic profile from you, that would be great! Then we could exterminate your entire worthless stamp in this world, there by make it a better place for the rest of us non-comedy gold types.

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/17/2010 03:29 PM

Oh god I'm going to get a letter for sure...

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/17/2010 04:04 PM

You have been warned.

You mean he'll come back in another 3 years and bump some more old threads? Meh, I'll take my chances.

Little Scottish Ravos 62,361 20
03/17/2010 10:18 PM

In fact, if we could get a genetic profile from you, that would be great! Then we could exterminate your entire worthless stamp in this world, there by make it a better place for the rest of us non-comedy gold types.

Alright there Hitler.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/17/2010 10:19 PM

I urge you all to show respect for Henry Harvey, for he IS a comedy god.

Hey, me too!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/17/2010 11:09 PM

John, you should know that an endorsement from you doesn't translate to respect on this site. After all, you brought us Jenni Maier.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/17/2010 11:45 PM

I'm torn though Whistler - Al endorsed him 3 years ago. Al has impeccable taste in meat products.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/18/2010 12:40 AM

This is like when your uncle brings some old friend around for dinner. "Ol' Fred here is a legend. A LEGEND, I tell ya. Back in '46, just after the war, he BLAH BLAH BLAH..."

You like and respect your uncle, but this guy keeps trying to get you to loan him fifty bucks, just until Saturday.

So, I'm torn. Do I honor the uncle and give this guy some orbs, or do I just go upstairs and look at the stack of Playboys that I stole from Mr. Wilson?

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 12:53 AM

I'm not torn. There's even commandments here. For those of you who don't remember what they are: Linky.

We ALWAYS welcome the new blood, they just have to earn their wings here. You haven't fully been welcomed until BIG calls you a Coleridge gobbling Carroll sucker. It's just how we roll.

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 01:00 AM

This is like when your uncle Mom brings some old friend your step-father around for dinner shower time.

Green Jeen 43,386 49
03/18/2010 01:01 AM

"Al is funnier than all of you." and "Don't you know who I am!!?!" is a great way to make people closer and respect you.

Green Jeen 43,386 49
03/18/2010 01:01 AM

Hey, I checked out the initial link & made a genuine comment, damnit!
And, we DO appreciate Al!!

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/18/2010 01:03 AM

John, you should know that an endorsement from you doesn't translate to respect on this site. After all, you brought us Jenni Maier.

I find it interesting that this Henry Harvey fellow shows up on ZUG.com now, while at the same time, we haven't seen Jenni Maier/Dave Goldberg post anything in the past week.
Dun DUN DUNNN...

Little Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/18/2010 01:15 AM

John's right.

We really should respect the oldtimers who did something here in the old days untill they left to make their own site.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/18/2010 01:16 AM

John is HoB's #1 fan.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/18/2010 01:17 AM

Suck my dick TWSS.

Do you feel welcome now?

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:18 AM

Yes! Thanks Taco!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/18/2010 01:19 AM

HOW TO PISS OFF THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

You Will Need:

1. A login account on Zug.com, the World's Only Comedy Site
2. A website that's not as well HTML'd as "notalwaysright.com"
3. A friend named Al.

Instructions:
1. Have Al post a link to your website.
2. Find the post three years later.
3. Tape your dick to everyone's forehead.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:24 AM

How did I get dragged into all of this?

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:26 AM

HOW TO PISS OFF THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Oh please, it takes a lot less than that.

Now wait a minute, I have no problems with Al. And i agree, what he endorses is funny. I'm talking about Harvey the Comedy God. You can't just assume because someone you know belongs to this site that you'll automatically be welcomed with open arms. Case in point: Ima.

Harvey very well may be a comedy god. But don't come in here saying hey dudes whats up and expect everyone to automatically click you. Saying you're funny doesn't get you status here. Showing you are does. It's a simple concept, really.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/18/2010 02:31 AM

How did I get dragged into all of this?


To give BIG his due, it's Hammerhead that calls people Coleridge gobbling Carroll suckers.

Not that BIG doesn't imply that we are all CGCSs, it's just that he's slightly more subtle about it.


And technically speaking, you can't CG at the same time that you are CSing.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 02:33 AM

And technically speaking, you can't CG at the same time that you are CSing.

You've been missing out on some classy porn then, my friend.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 02:35 AM

You are right though, I confused BIG with Hammerhead. I'd apologize, but only a selected few are allowed to speak directly to BIG.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2010 02:49 AM

Isn't TWSS hot or something? Because this could settle all arguments. Just sayin'.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/18/2010 02:55 AM

Wow, I wish I could read all your comments, but Henry Harvey's....I mean His Royal Lordship and Ruler of All That Is Funny's ego is in the way.

The way he talks, he must look like he has encephalitis.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 03:01 AM

Frat, TWSS is in Pennsylvania, if she's ugly I can drive and settle this argument with a hammer.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 03:19 AM

For my argument's sake, let's just say I'm hot.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/18/2010 06:43 AM

Yo, HenHar, imma let you finish, but John Hargrave had one of the best comedy sites of all time.

Filly - waxed 39,160 20
03/18/2010 07:09 AM

I also created a prank within the famous Filly prank, in which I went to a prestigious college to two years, only to collect data and blow the lid off the whole "interactive art" world.

Wait, what?

Small Swedish Pram 78,171 40
03/18/2010 12:16 PM

HE SAID YOU'RE A MAN!

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/18/2010 12:37 PM

For my argument's sake, let's just say I'm hot.

My christian upbringing teaches me to walk by faith, not by sight. My baptist background says this post is useless without pictures.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 12:38 PM

She does have a huge dong.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 12:38 PM

That was meant for Filly, but whatever.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 12:55 PM

I'd rather not show my face publicly on this site again. I can do without Fratberry's dick in my inbox.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 12:57 PM

Email me a picture and I will decide whether or not I have to drive to the Keystone State and knock your teeth in.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 12:59 PM

Email not in profile.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:04 PM

Check again.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:04 PM

I know men get all stupid when a pretty girl is in their midst but what does this have to do with whose side you take in the argument? Just curious.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:07 PM

I just need to know if I have to fill my tank tomorrow or if I can wait until the weekend.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:13 PM

I patiently await my fate.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:14 PM

Well, I guess I won't be driving to PA tomorrow. You can keep your teeth.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:15 PM

VICTORY! Thanks BIG. I'd hug you, but I'd like my face to remain convex.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:17 PM

Hug? Me? Your arms aren't long enough, no one's arms are long enough.

Thud 66,695 17
03/18/2010 01:18 PM

I think I remember what you look like, TWSS. Aren't you the one with that thing about your eye?

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:22 PM

No, no.. I'm the one that looks like Phyllis Diller.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:26 PM

But your mustache is much bushier than Diller's.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21 looks at email again
03/18/2010 01:27 PM

OH, YOU'RE DOING A HEADSTAND!!!!!

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:28 PM

My penis is bigger too.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:29 PM

But mine doesn't need batteries.

Here Comes Peter Cotton TWSS 26,020 24
03/18/2010 01:32 PM

Are you hitting on me?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:35 PM

Can you smell whiskey and regret? No? Then I am not hitting on you.

Thud 66,695 17 sees pigs soaring overhead
03/18/2010 01:35 PM

Wait, is BIG finally going to score?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/18/2010 01:42 PM

Sex with other GABbers is so 2005.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/18/2010 01:59 PM

I guess I'm just an olde fashioned kind of guy.

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/19/2010 09:25 AM

Look,

You might consider me a n00b because I don't have a lot of posts on this site, but I wrote one of the very first articles and have done a lot for Zug over the years.

I even participated in mimed fellatio as part of anniversary prank in Faneuil Hall for God's sake.

So maybe I'm more of a lurker on this site, which at times is most reminiscent of early BBS stuff mixed with Lord of the Flies. You can treat me like an old alcoholic uncle, you can be ashamed of me, but when it comes right down to it my shame is your shame.

I see a lot of stuff which has to do with who's wittier or whose technological or intellectual dick is bigger and it doesn't impress me.

That's not comedy to me.

Comedy is truth that you don't understand.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/19/2010 09:27 AM

Comedy is Pram's music? So he really is funny? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD TURNED INTO????

Big Irish Manhole 20,243 26
03/19/2010 12:20 PM

Dear Henry Harvey Comedy God,

I didn't mean all of that bad stuff I said, I was just trying to be funny.

Cheers!

Manhole

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/19/2010 12:47 PM

Comedy is truth that you don't understand.

Yeah. It's us, the contributing community for the last ten years that's out of place.

I have no problem with way old-GABbers coming back - it's actually kind of cool - but when all you're going to do is tell EVERYONE else they're too dumb or low class or whatever the Frost to understand your amazing humor...then why bother? Either suck it up, blend, and gradually "fix" it from the inside, or bitterly leave whilst cursing how cool this place used to be.

RavosComedyGod 62,361 20
03/22/2010 12:09 AM

So, wait a second. Jeff says we aren't allowed in insult the noobs. But this guy is a noob. But John & him claim he is not a noob. So it is okay to insult him then?

By the way guys, check out my sweet pinecone craft site.

the fun in dysfunctional 1,970 6
03/22/2010 12:38 AM

Comedy is truth that you don't understand.

I beg to differ. Fear is truth you don't understand.

Comedy is being able to make fun of the truth and the best comedy is making fun of your own truth.

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/22/2010 01:55 AM

Who knows what comedy is?

As R. Crumb's Mr. Natural once said:

"It all don't mean Shakespeare."

Nobody has to like anybody's stuff on here, but if the main aim is just to rank ourselves according to who's the most funny, I'm more happy calling myself a comedy god than a comedy loser. If you don't agree, too bad.

When it comes down to it, even with all our fancy technology we're all just highly evolved monkeys walking on a rock.

EEK EEK EEK