Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 04:52 AM

And honestly, if I WAS a pedophile, do you REALLY think I'd be writing about little girls?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/05/2007 04:53 AM

Word to the wise (so to speak)

It is NOT a good idea to start a new thread to apologize for another thing. You dumbass.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 04:54 AM

little pedophilic tweaks

HEY!

daisypie 49,378 9
02/05/2007 04:57 AM

Just shut the Frost up about it already...


...especially Pram.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/05/2007 04:57 AM

The pedophile thread was nothing but a joke.

Oh Frost off. If it's a joke, it's more poorly executed than a Pram Maven guitar solo.

Don't pull that "if you don't get it, it's your fault" bullShakespeare, either. You are neither pushing boundaries nor challenging anyone in any positive way.

You are a complete waste of bandwidth, space, and air. Please slit your wrists now. And do it palm to armpit, not crosswise--we want to make sure you die and not just end up with really cool scars.

Midgets 96,092 48
02/05/2007 04:58 AM

Who keeps 5 orbing the dill-hole?

Also, what daisypie said.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 05:14 AM

I made a stupid move, and I'm trying to apologize for it. I tried to explain how it happened, so people wouldn't think I had the wrong intentions. I'm fully aware that it was stupid, and I know most of you will probably regard me now as both a noob and a scum bag.

I'm not going to be shaken over a Frost-ing chat board, nor will I take any of your random (as in GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS!) insults seriously. I don't think GAB the most important thing in the world. Many of you practically live here, but as much as I like it, I don't.

I understand that people here judge other people here solely by what they post- obviously, it's the only way they can get to know them. If you want to judge my entire personality and base your opinion on me by that thread alone, be my guest. But, I will say that that one thread in no way represents all aspects of my sense of humor. Furthermore, and it's ridiculous that I have to say this, it in no way represents what kind of person I am.

If I am not banned, I will stay, because I like it here. I know that if I keep posting I'll probably won't get any clickies, and be treated like Shakespeare or ignored, but I'm not going to become a troll and try to piss everyone off.

And, speaking of trolls and such:
I may be Frosted, but at least everyone still hates Pram.

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/05/2007 05:46 AM

But, I will say that that one thread in no way represents all aspects of my sense of humor.

Oh honey, no.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 06:49 AM

You realize you just said that to a creepy gay man, right?

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/05/2007 06:53 AM

Sorry man, I was just picturing what else Dan might think was funny.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 07:06 AM

<action>is sad.</action>

Tweak, do you really think I'm creepy?

Dead Battery-Now With Assault! 2,533 9
02/05/2007 07:14 AM

I realize that no one ever bugs me because I post rarely and all that crap... But it is still depressing that both Pram AND Dan have more orbs then I do.

Dead Battery-Now With Assault! 2,533 9
02/05/2007 07:14 AM

I'm not getting any for that post either am I?

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/05/2007 07:22 AM

the laughs we've shared


If the other thread wasn't disgusting enough, that sentence is the apex of mawkish sentimentality. I've seen less nauseating Hallmark commercials.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 07:22 AM

This thread needs more creepy.

























Yeah, yeah, so Sage decided to post! Frost you all!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
02/05/2007 08:28 AM

HA HA HA HA HA

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 09:26 AM

Tweak, do you really think I'm creepy?

Well I think Ollie and Sage are creepy for writing their GAB rape stories. Writing a short essay about your epic child-rape fantasy is a whole new level.
I read Ollie's and laughed at it, then I read Sage's and laughed at the responses it got. I didn't read more than a few lines of yours because I read the comments about it and thought it was taking it too far. Now that's saying something.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 09:29 AM

GAB has a heart after all!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 09:49 AM

Uh. Excuse me. I've never written anything about violence or rape. Ever. That was Ollie and now Dan. All of my stories and poems are fantasies based on consensual sex, or occasionally, things that happened in my life.

If you, Tweak, or anyone think me creepy or weird or stalkerish, or lame or unfunny, I don't give a Frost-all. Just get your facts straight.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 09:52 AM

No offense meant, Sage (to you, at least). I just thought it had a better ring to it than "Ollie's rape story and Sage's creepy saga of consentual sex."

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 09:53 AM

All of my stories and poems are fantasies based on consensual sex, or occasionally, things that happened in my life.


*pinches Sage until he wakes up*

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 10:00 AM

Okay, Tweak, no problem. We're cool.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:01 AM

<action>sheds an emo tear.</action>
Well, then, Tweak. I guess you really don't like me anymore. I'd hoped that maybe you'd be a bit more forgiving...

I guess ours will be the greatest love story never told.

Goodbye... I will always remember you. And that steamy picture on your MySpace of you just out of the shower.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:03 AM

Seriously, though, I did wish you wouldn't be one of the people to get disturbed or angered by this.

I was under the impression you thought I was okay. Eh, well... See you 'round, I guess.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:03 AM

That was too yellow to be a shower, Dan. (sorry, Tweak)

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:05 AM

I don't think it was.

Reason is, when we went in, he was blonde.

He came out brunette. Someone, please, explain that to me. Where did I go wrong?

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:07 AM

He came out brunette. Someone, please, explain that to me. Where did I go wrong?

"Mom, dad... I'm gaBLAM

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 10:08 AM

Seriously, though, I did wish you wouldn't be one of the people to get disturbed or angered by this.

I'm not really disturbed, I just chose not to read it. I'm also not angered, you learnt your lesson and I'm guessing you won't do it again. Don't react so strongly to what people say about you, because you'll find I regard most of the GAB community with a general indifference.

I'm just not a big fan of the constant, half-assed gay jokes.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:10 AM

If you think I'm implying you're gay, you've got it wrong, mate. I'm just implying you're dreamy.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:10 AM

<action>pulls his butt apart and sits on Tweak's head</action>

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:12 AM

First to do that!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 10:13 AM

And that's a good thing, how again?

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 10:13 AM

If you think I'm implying you're gay, you've got it wrong, mate.

Nah, I was referring to some other thread where pretty much all of your posts contained gay jokes, and they were becoming a bit repeditive. Watch how Trixxie does it, don't overuse the gay card or people will be annoyed by it.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:16 AM

Repeditive: (Verb) 1. When a man who likes little girls commits multiple offenses. See also: Dan.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:19 AM

Tweak, look. I'm not here to be Trixxie, nor replace her.


I crack a gay joke often, because, well, I just find them funny. I don't know if it's me actually being gay, or the whole "shoving a Coleridge up the place you Shakespeare from" thing.

Being a homo, I can pretty much relate anything to homsexuality one way or another. It just comes naturally.

See? I just said "comes". I could make some random or obscure gay joke about that right now. But, am I? No.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:20 AM

I like the part where you said "naturally".

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 10:27 AM

I don't care if you're trying to replace Trixxie or not, just try making a few jokes that don't rely on homosexuality for them to be funny.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:31 AM

I'm not even going to continue this conversation, because if you think that every single post in which I attempt to be funny contains a homosexual reference, you're simply stupid.

You're on half the threads I'm on, and you see all that I post.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 10:34 AM

<action> audits Dan</action>if you think that every single post in which I attempt to be funny contains a homosexual reference, you're simply stupid.

You went wrong there, too.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:39 AM

I really don't care if he gets insulted.


Everyone knows that my posts can be easily categorized and organized.

A quarter of my posts go to general, everyday posting.
Another to gay jokes.
Another to pedophilic posts.
And the last quarter goes to Pram-bashing.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 10:45 AM

I don't in any way advocate the practice of pedophilia.

So you're saving it all for game-time?<action>just noticed this.</action>

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/05/2007 10:45 AM

Dude. The last three were redundant.

Jes' sayin'.

Dan 1,634 7
02/05/2007 10:51 AM

I think my entire day's worth of posting has been redundant.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/05/2007 11:25 AM

<action>strolls Bearishly in, sniffs some flowers and a few hairy butts, strolls Bearishly out.</action>


I'm not sure about this thread. It's rather like seeing two gentle, gentle snowflakes fighting with each other.



I've got the raw vegetable trae with dill(do) dip, who's bringing the calzones?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/05/2007 12:28 PM

I see someone already brought the tube steaks.

I'll bring guns.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/05/2007 12:35 PM

Lots of guns.<action>. Whoah.</action>

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/05/2007 02:31 PM

"Not all aspects of your humor"?! I fail to see how and in what way pedophilia is funny at all.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/05/2007 02:40 PM

Because he's Frost-ing kiddies! Duh!

GAchick 312 6
02/05/2007 04:01 PM

After reading all this I feel like I either need to shower or take a Prozac.

High Priestess, fuck me untill I don't know math 58,948 29
02/05/2007 04:12 PM

OH GOD NO! HE LIVES IN FLORIDA!




*hold me*

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/05/2007 04:15 PM

<action> Comforts HP</action>Its okay, I'll protect you from the bad man.

High Priestess, fuck me untill I don't know math 58,948 29
02/05/2007 04:22 PM

I can press my face in your boobs and it holds the shape of my face!

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/05/2007 04:23 PM

No honey, thats my sylvester tattoo.

Heh.

High Priestess, fuck me untill I don't know math 58,948 29
02/05/2007 04:27 PM

But, how do you explain that your skin is like silly puddy?

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/05/2007 04:29 PM

CAUSE IM OLD!!

*Runs away crying, falls and breaks hip....screams "Ive fallen and I cant get up!"*

High Priestess, fuck me untill I don't know math 58,948 29
02/05/2007 04:31 PM

<action> watches the vultures circle</action> Meh.

I am Pram's sandy vagina 80,728 42
02/05/2007 06:18 PM

OH GOD NO! HE LIVES IN FLORIDA!

DING DING DING!!! You just won Loveline's favorite game!
Please accept this plane ticket to... I can't read that.

Enjoy your stay!

Trixxie Mardi Gras Mambo Ya Ya JAM JAM 65,026 15
02/05/2007 06:21 PM

Phuc: You have editorial privledge, just remove the other thread.

TomSFox 352 6
02/05/2007 06:37 PM

The pedophile thread was nothing but a joke.

Oh pity, I was looking forward to reading it.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/05/2007 06:41 PM

Phuc: You have editorial privledge, just remove the other thread.

1) No. It's not spam, it's not a flood, it doesn't disclose anyone's personal info.

2) You're defending the guy, so why do you think his thread should be deleted? If you don't think he did anything wrong, why do you advocate deletion?

3) I don't think he should be banned. I do think he should be beaten severely with a tire iron then thrown in a pen with feral pigs for a while, but banning--that's a wee bit too harsh a sentence.

4) I am not any kind of authority on ZUG. I just draw cartoons and help people with login problems occassionally. If you're looking for a moral compass, talk to Lila.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/05/2007 09:08 PM

I really want a piroshky.

Chad Vader, Daytime Manager 77,546 17
02/06/2007 12:55 AM

"Not all aspects of your humor"?! I fail to see how and in what way pedophilia is funny at all.

Imagine Daffy Duck Frost-ing Baby Huey.

High Priestess, fuck me untill I don't know math 58,948 29
02/06/2007 01:03 AM

Sadly, I bet there is a market for that.

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag 78,555 13
02/06/2007 01:37 AM

<action>is looking for her moral compass</action>

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/06/2007 01:43 AM

Try Wal-Mart.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/06/2007 05:06 AM

Lila - Gab's Token Fag Hag is looking for her moral compass

Oh, I'm sorry. You left it in my bedchambers.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/06/2007 05:13 AM

<action>looks at his own moral compass, sees it pointing towards Phuc's bedchambers, throws it away in horror</action>
Whoa! Hey, I don't do "a little from column A, a little from column B" Shakespeare!