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education/testing for priviledge of driving
A comedy conversation by meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:20 PM 199 views

all people who would like to drive a car should be subjected to certain testing proceedures to insure that they are capable of handling the responsiblity of operating a large thing that moves where other things, large and small, are moving.

i nominate adding "capable use of mobile device while safely and effectively operating motor vehicle" to the list.

additional suggestions before i go postal on the dmv?

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education/testing for priviledge of driving

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(Funniest: Pumpkin Noggin-horabal spelir xtrodinair,Chit,Declan McManus, two side dishes included)


Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610253
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:25 PM

judging of skills should be done by qualified individuals.



and should be done to people who don't know they are being tested.

it should be done by spies.

snipers in fact. and they should be revoking licenses with bullets.

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:25 PM

yes.
my roadrage is in such full effect that i am no longer on the road, and yet, still enraged.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610257
Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/07/2007 08:26 PM

HANG THE Frost UP, AND DRIVE.<?B>

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610260
syncope 49,019 14
02/07/2007 08:29 PM

They should also test to make sure you're not a self righteous bitch who thinks you drive better than everyone else. With a cell phone.

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:29 PM

that was the original title of my post - but it doesn't seem to get the point across.

bullets. bullets or arrows or crossbolts or grenades. that might start a revolution of concern.

 

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turtle10 42,578 26
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

you seem to

 

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turtle10 42,578 26
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

post a lot

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

syncope must fear keeping the priviledge to drive, under my new rule of driving tyranny.

 

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turtle10 42,578 26
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

in your own thread.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610267
turtle10 42,578 26
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

we get it, you are angry

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:30 PM

turtle - i had a series of thoughts i couldn't get out all at once due to the rage.

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:31 PM

RAGE I SAY!!!!!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610271
Midgets 96,092 48
02/07/2007 08:31 PM

Studys have shown that women with cell phones have the fewest vehicle on vehicle accidents.

What they fail to mention is that it is because they're driving on the sidewalk.

 

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Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/07/2007 08:32 PM

Speak Engrish much, dearie?

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:35 PM

declan ...



huh?



*hears that damn whooshing sound again*

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610293
Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/07/2007 08:43 PM

It just seemed to me that your first post had some highly individual use of the English language.


Rather like someone who might have good written knowledge of English, but little speaking/colloquial knowledge of the language.


That's all.

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:44 PM

you rag on my written english skills?

i'm an american with a public education.


does that change things?

 

Funny 7 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610296
syncope 49,019 14
02/07/2007 08:46 PM

Yes. Now he'll have to explain "colloquial."

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610301
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:47 PM

i never denied selfrighteous driving practices.

and i never claimed to be an english major.

i always manage to be more of a target than anything else too.

it is a sad day when you can't even fit in with the people on the internet.

 

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Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/07/2007 08:48 PM

Not ragging in a necessarily bad way, as more as in a "say what?" way.

 

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meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:48 PM

and yea -

explain "colloquial" for smarty-pants




not me ... i already went to dictionary.com

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610304
syncope 49,019 14
02/07/2007 08:49 PM

If you start fitting in with GAB I think you may want to re-evaluate your priorities in life.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610306
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:51 PM

c'mon .. you know you are here for the feeling of acceptance by the reception of clickes.










just like me.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610309
Pumpkin Noggin-horabal spelir xtrodinair 56,642 8
02/07/2007 08:51 PM

Syn...she did...the potential of SUHTs...(well, me anyway..but that's another story)

MCB- DECAF love...DECAF.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610310
Midgets 96,092 48
02/07/2007 08:52 PM

I'm here for the pie.

And the pie isn't all that great.

 

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Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/07/2007 08:53 PM

My intention, or at least, my main intention, was not to be an evil, mean bitch.


Bitch, yes, evil and mean, not so much.


Appyologies.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610314
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:53 PM

decaf? -- no ... *pokes me legs* nothing is wrong with them?

what is it dear?

*seriously considering a way to S pumkin MT's*

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610315
syncope 49,019 14
02/07/2007 08:54 PM

I'll clickie yours if you clickie mine.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610316
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:55 PM

declan - feelers not hurt.

you are a wonderful bitch =)

i was just confused about yer statement. i have NEVER had to turn in any kind of english paper or anything like that. so i'm not exactly versed in the ways of proper written english.

sad eh?

what you see is what i say. it's the way i roll, yo.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610319
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:56 PM

*clickies syno ... yes it's cheating ... but we're in different zip codes*

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610320
Pumpkin Noggin-horabal spelir xtrodinair 56,642 8
02/07/2007 08:58 PM

decaf? -- no ... *pokes me legs* nothing is wrong with them?

what is it dear?


nothing wrong with what I've seen thus far...just need to see MORE of them.

But try to cut back on the coffee, you may have less road rage.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610324
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 08:59 PM

i would have less road rage if we could cut back on idiot drivers.

*hides coffee cup*
i DON'T have a problem!




stop looking at me.

 

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Pumpkin Noggin-horabal spelir xtrodinair 56,642 8
02/07/2007 09:01 PM

<action> hands MCB a double ought over under and a box of Sanka</action>

Enjoy yourself, and email me when you can.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610328
The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:04 PM

This

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610329
The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:04 PM

thread

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610330
The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:04 PM

is

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610331
The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:05 PM

useless!!1

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610332
Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/07/2007 09:06 PM

<action>puts thread over the fireplace with all her other useless knick knacks.</action>

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610333
Just Chance 171,275 14
02/07/2007 09:06 PM

You needed 4 post to say that?

 

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The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:08 PM

You needed 4 post to say that?

Yes, now orb me, dammit! I expect one orb per each one of those posts.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610337
The Jerk 6,311 9
02/07/2007 09:12 PM

This thread has been soccermomjacked!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610340
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 09:15 PM

i know i'm going to taunted for this.

what is soccermomjacked?

 

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Autra - No I won't give you diamonds 10,560 11
02/07/2007 09:17 PM

It's stupid n00bspeak for:

"I need to kill myself"

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610347
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/07/2007 09:19 PM

To go back to the original topic: there should be a test to get the priviledge of driving? Umm, what? Have you never heard of a "driver's license?"

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610352
KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/07/2007 09:21 PM

<action>puts on her hot intellectual-looking Lisa Loeb glasses and reads from the Great Tome of GAB.</action>Ahem.

"Soccer-mom-jacked is a term meaning a thread has been quote-unquoted hijacked by a phenomenon known as quote-unquote soccer-momming. Soccer-momming is the giving of one orb to a person simply for the sake of giving them something, and more often than not, is meant as a demeaning or insulting action. See also quote-unquote poop."

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610353
syncope 49,019 14
02/07/2007 09:22 PM

You had me at poop.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610355
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/07/2007 09:23 PM

Frost that, she had me at "intellectual-looking glasses!"

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610356
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 09:23 PM

semantics bikini ..

what i mean is more thorough, in depth, hard core testing.


and a stipulation that if you can't drive, you can't breed.

and i still don't know what soccermomjacked is - not from noobage, just from not being here as much as everyone else.

i've been here since '05.

not a noob. just ... busy.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610359
Chit 178,781 15
02/07/2007 09:26 PM

Blah, Blah, Blah...


I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bad drivers ? The lines at our local DMV look more like the supply lines along the Ho Chi Minh Trail. The Frost-ing parking lot is like a big game of bumper cars.

I do have to say one thing about those people though, they are a determined lot. Did you know that if you flunk your written test enough times in one day,(3 times I think) they actually make you go home and come back another day to try it again ? I saw this happen to TWO different people one time. Back to back even.

Yea...I try to stay away from the DMV.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610360
Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
02/07/2007 09:26 PM

Oh, you're still a n00b.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610361
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 09:26 PM

oh there it is.

thanks!


and dammit!

i wish i knew that before

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1610362
meancoffeebean 348 8
02/07/2007 09:29 PM

queen of mistakes makes one right now.

i am NOT

NOT


NOT...


*sulks*



i'm going to work.

 

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Chit 178,781 15
02/07/2007 09:30 PM

Oh Shakespeare !


I thought this was the racist thread...


Sorry !