trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
02/12/2007 06:50 PM

It's implying that soccer moms think everyone deserves something for trying - there are no winners & losers.

Poop.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/12/2007 06:52 PM

Oh, I get it. I hate that Shakespeare. Participation awards suck.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/12/2007 06:53 PM

And why did I know I would get actually soccermommed by starting this thread? CAUSE YOU EmersonS ARE PREDICTABLE AS FARTS AFTER BEAN CHILI, THAT'S WHY.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
02/12/2007 06:54 PM

I think it's a stupid term. I'm pretty sure we already have a name for a single clickie. It's called... A CLICKIE!

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/12/2007 06:56 PM

Mmmm, chili.

Robin® 14,626 10
02/12/2007 06:56 PM

PREDICTABLE AS FARTS AFTER BEAN CHILI

No farts, just the Shakespeares. Broccoli, now that's another story.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/12/2007 06:58 PM

I declare this the one-click thread. I like the term. I think I will try to work it into my everyday lexicon.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 06:59 PM

What, one-click, clickie, or soccermomming?

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/12/2007 07:00 PM

I thought it was because all soccer moms are angry, hatefull, bitches, and the one click is basically the new maha.

The Jerk 6,311 9
02/12/2007 07:00 PM

One-click wonder?

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/12/2007 07:01 PM

soccermomming, but do you really care?

Just Chance now with 33% more Stripper Tears 171,275 14
02/12/2007 07:01 PM

So five clicking someone in this thread would mean the opposite of funny?

Pumpkin Noggin-Diggin' out of snow 56,642 8
02/12/2007 07:02 PM

<action> runs into thread hearing "opposite of Funny"</action>

Someone call me?

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 07:04 PM

This thread isn't the opposite of funny until it gets Pram/Danjacked.

Pumpkin Noggin-Diggin' out of snow 56,642 8
02/12/2007 07:06 PM

Dan, Pram and Jacked in the same sentance....that's BOUND to result in some really HORRID imagery.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/12/2007 07:11 PM

Is it wrong that sometimes I single orb an unfunny post that has been 5 orbed just to balance it out?

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 07:11 PM

Asking anyone on GAB to make a right/wrong judgment is doomed to failure anyway.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 07:13 PM

It'd be nice if we could make this one of the top ten funniest threads of the month via soccermomming.

Pumpkin Noggin-Diggin' out of snow 56,642 8
02/12/2007 07:14 PM

There'd have to be a HELL of a lotta posts.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 07:14 PM

Not necessarily, if each person who posted was soccermommed by at least ten people, it wouldn't take too many.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 07:18 PM

The lowest number of orbs this thread would need to make the current top ten would be 1015. If 50 people post, that means 20.3 people would have to soccermom each post.
75 posts = 13.53
100 posts = 10.15

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 08:00 PM

Trojandoll had it correct. I coined the phrase because in our soccer mom society WE'RE ALL WINNERS!!!

Pumpkin Noggin-Diggin' out of snow 56,642 8
02/12/2007 08:14 PM

Trojandoll had it correct. I coined the phrase because in our soccer mom society WE'RE ALL WINNERS!!!

Except those men who wear pink and have so many cats they have to walk them on a leasBLAM

Pumpkin Noggin-Diggin' out of snow 56,642 8
02/12/2007 08:15 PM

Meh. I figured it was gonna get soccermommed ANYWAY....

Phuc 237,919 21
02/12/2007 08:20 PM

There you go again, Frat. Taking credit. Damn.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/12/2007 08:20 PM

Dammit, how many times do I have to say it wasn't "pink," but "Cranberry"?!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/12/2007 08:21 PM

I like thinking of the single click as a "thanks for trying," like trojan doll described it.

If you're one-orbing to be spiteful, I don't get it, because it all ups the person's rating anyway.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/12/2007 08:22 PM

Dammit, how many times do I have to say it wasn't "pink," but "Cranberry"?!

As I recall, I thought it was more of a "pomegranate." Cranberry seems a bit deeper.

Captain Skippy the ambiguously gay solo 41,253 13
02/12/2007 08:23 PM

for the record, I soccermomed chiks first.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,398 77
02/12/2007 08:25 PM

I miss the maha. I don't remember who received my first one, but I do remember Phla jumping all over me afterward and yelling that I was Anita.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 08:27 PM

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen all morning, since a little bit earlier when I discovered that my new pants gave me a rash.

My legs now look like this map of Kerplakistan.

syncope would make a wonderful husband 49,019 14
02/12/2007 08:40 PM

You can't even get soccermommed in a thread SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR SOCCERMOMMING.

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/12/2007 08:53 PM

Hit me!

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 08:56 PM

<action>grabs the paddles and gives Chickens 10000 volts of life-giving energy</action>

Captain Skippy the ambiguously gay solo 41,253 13
02/12/2007 08:56 PM

<action>slaps KChikita</action>

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 08:56 PM

Frost, I missed him. Sorry about that, Chikita.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 10:28 PM

<action>Hits KChiki, but in a much more erotic way than Skippy</action>

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/12/2007 10:32 PM

You know what's funny, is someone who has not read this thread would think it was a really funny thread, then they open it up and wonder where the 400 clickies worth of funny are.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 10:32 PM

<action>watches</action>

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 10:33 PM

QUIET, YOU!!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 10:35 PM

We still need like, 700 orbs for this thread to be really awesome.

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 10:37 PM

SUYO!!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 10:40 PM

sweet.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/12/2007 10:41 PM

Before I started soccermomming people in this thread, I had given less than 30 one-orbs in my 2 yrs here.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 10:43 PM

603 more orbs, come on, we can do it! Take out your soccermomming anger!

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/12/2007 10:46 PM

Add 43 more soccormoms to the count

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 10:56 PM

<action> stands proud, back straight, shoulders back </action>Before I started soccermomming people in this thread, I had given less than 30 one-orbs in my 2 yrs here.

And all of them were for me!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/12/2007 10:56 PM

Just because I want to see what'll happen, I actually went through and soccermommed everyone.


I have not given any since the conversion, and I rarely gave mahas. I think the server's gonna explode.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/12/2007 10:57 PM

Well, everyone except Pram.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 10:58 PM

If this thread hits 1,600 orbs (by soccermomming), I will post a non side boob shot in the GAB album.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 10:59 PM

STFU, barbell head.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 11:00 PM

...

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/12/2007 11:01 PM

!!

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:04 PM

Not you, vomit wrap.

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/12/2007 11:04 PM

You are all sad and disgusting.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:05 PM

You are posting in our thread. Welcome to our sick!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/12/2007 11:05 PM

Like we haven't heard that before.

I blame Chickens. This thread is all his fault.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:14 PM

I like to Frost Shakespeare!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 11:15 PM

Turd burglar.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/12/2007 11:15 PM

I like Air Supply!

Fratberry 283,018 53
02/12/2007 11:17 PM

They don't like you.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:31 PM

I like Me


























tallica.

Shhhh, don't tell anyone!

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/12/2007 11:34 PM

I like the feeling I get when someone makes a joke at my expense, then someone else 5 orbs them, and then I go back and soccermom them. I know it only adds to their ratings, but It makes me feel better.

Declan McManus, two side dishes included 131,887 36
02/12/2007 11:35 PM

I am sure James Hetfield, Jason Newstead, and that whiny bitch (who, oddly enough, reminds me a lot of you, Pram), Lars Ulrich are just pickled tink with that revelation.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:45 PM

Not for long, I'm downloading their music.

Pram 80,728 42
02/12/2007 11:55 PM

I especially like the way their bassist, or whatever, died:

Burton was thrown out of the window and the bus landed on top of him. A winch that was lifting the bus off him snapped, causing the bus to crush him a second time

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/13/2007 12:13 AM

Who's Frost-ing it up and not just giving one-orbs?! It looked so nifty!

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/13/2007 12:14 AM

Me. I'm a dick. NOW PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/13/2007 12:14 AM

I think someone is cheating so that it will reach the 1500 mark and Taco will show her boobs.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/13/2007 12:17 AM

She said she would only if it got there by one orbs alone.

Someone really doesn't want to see Taco's tits.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/13/2007 12:19 AM

I just want to be part of the crowd.

BBM: Going out of Business Sale! All Sex Must Go! 6,369 10
02/13/2007 12:22 AM

I soccermommed the hell out of everyone. I even brought some of teh higher ratings back down! Shame on those of you clicking a higher than one orb!

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/13/2007 12:40 AM

6th funniest!

(The thread, not me. Never me.)

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/13/2007 12:50 AM

my clickie finger hurts. I hope you bastards are happy.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/13/2007 12:55 AM

Where did you stick it?

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 01:07 AM

Just to clarify what Trojan Doll said, when the rating system changed from the wonderfully simple pee-tube to the stupid orb system, all the mahas, which were NEGATIVE ratings, were changed to positive one-orb ratings.

In essence, saying that people who suck are actually a little bit funny.

I didn't give mahas intentionally with the old system. But now that they are gone, I miss the option.

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/13/2007 01:14 AM

The ratings system is a sham, anyway. No Frost-ing WAY am I 9th All-Time Funniest.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/13/2007 01:15 AM

Gee, fishing for compliments?

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 01:21 AM

Okay, I'm emailing Roofie pictures tonight.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/13/2007 03:00 AM

I started the thread. Previews?

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/13/2007 03:04 AM

Roofie may still be too infirmed to approve such photos. Send them directly to Chickens'

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/13/2007 03:04 AM

wife.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,398 77
02/13/2007 03:05 AM

Threads like this suck. Orb whores, the lot of you.

MC Special Needs 161,353 14
02/13/2007 03:07 AM

I just gave you five orbs to be a contrarian.

Ranting and Ravos 63,472 21
02/13/2007 03:07 AM

yea. Shame on you.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/13/2007 03:31 AM

Wow, I've more than tripled my one-orb count in this thread alone!

Jepto abismal 58,758 13
02/13/2007 03:39 AM

But now that they (maha) are gone, I miss the option.

I only maha'd once on purpose, but that's only because "he who shall not be named (but rhymes with pooperjerky)" never logged in.

I'd be a maha mama now though.

Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
02/13/2007 04:21 AM

soccermoms = MILFS


rawwrr

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/13/2007 04:31 AM

Since a single orb is all about pain and loneliness, I proposed we call it a Roy Orbison.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/13/2007 04:33 AM

In essence, saying that people who suck are actually a little bit funny.

Wow, that probably means I'm responsible for putting the top 20 gabbers were they are cause I use to sip from tubes all the time!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/13/2007 04:34 AM

Man, that's old school.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 03:35 PM

Taco, I've ONE more jar of Chutney..it's yours for a preview of said picture promise.

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 03:57 PM

Sperm Chutney? Is it wet or dry?

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 04:13 PM

Too late.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 04:37 PM

Too late for the chutney?

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 04:56 PM

Just adding to the cause because I am nice like that.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 04:57 PM

*ahem* I said, "too late for the chutney?!"

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 04:59 PM

Oooh, a Taco sandwich

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
02/13/2007 05:02 PM

100th soccermom post!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 05:04 PM

3000th soccermom orb!

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 05:05 PM

Taco, Email me....we'll talk.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 05:11 PM

This is the funniest thread of the month...via soccermomming. I'm so proud!

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 05:13 PM

Taco, it looks like the soccermom count is double the 1500 or so it took for a new pic. Does that mean an ass shot too?

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 05:17 PM

I emailed two titty pics to Roofie.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 05:18 PM

And that's not one pic of each titty!
NICE!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 05:21 PM

Chickens and Pumpkin can attest that these pictures are real.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 05:23 PM

Well I don't believe you

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 05:26 PM

"They are REAL and they are FAB-U-LOUS!"

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/13/2007 05:40 PM

I saw them on the webcam from Gablanta. They are nice. Definately real.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 05:45 PM

I saw them then too, but the mammory memory is fading.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 05:51 PM

Ahh..but these are more RECENT photos...and just as nice.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 05:56 PM

I STILL don't believe there are new photos

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 06:21 PM

Be patient young turtle, be patient...Taco's sent them to Roofie, and as soon as Roofie's done with them (heh) I'm sure you'll see them in all they're glory.

BTW..you have a large screen monitor right? You'll want to view them "life sized" I'm sure.

Tagling 626 7
02/13/2007 06:25 PM

If I post in here, does that mean I get to see Taco's boobs too?

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 06:26 PM

I may be posting just for the soccermoms. and hope she will send them to me

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 07:19 PM

you have to have something to offer in return.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 07:20 PM

like witty banter, or a joke? or maybe my recipe for Buffalo Chicken Dip (it's to die for)

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/13/2007 07:20 PM

<action>is a Soccermom Whore!</action>

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/13/2007 07:22 PM

Okay, I'm calling an end to this thread. I don't like clicky generating threads and this is that unintentionally. So please stop.

Now I know that will encourage many of you to continue, well, don't.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/13/2007 07:24 PM

Taco. Roofie may not be able to get those pics up for a while.

Send them to me and I'll take care of it lickety split. </serious>















</sleazy>

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 07:26 PM

Okay, I'm calling an end to this thread. I don't like clicky generating threads and this is that unintentionally. So please stop.

The Coleridge hath spoken. Thy will be done.

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/13/2007 07:27 PM

Al, sent.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/13/2007 07:39 PM

HOLY JEEBUS!!!!

No wonder you got two black eyes!

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 07:41 PM

Damn it..I just Phucked up the Soccermomming, but Phucs comment was FUNNY.

Ranting and Ravos 63,472 21
02/14/2007 12:32 AM

I <3 soccermoms.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/14/2007 01:32 AM

And the pics are up!!

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/14/2007 01:35 AM

I only see one new one.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 01:43 AM

abusing

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 01:44 AM

the

Chad Vader, Daytime Manager 77,546 17
02/14/2007 01:44 AM

Single clicks are for "amusing" posts. If some Poe thinks that my giving them a single click for an amusing post is patronizing them, then they can go eat a bowl of herpes.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 01:44 AM

system

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 01:45 AM

thanks for Frost-ing up my post asshat!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 01:47 AM

<action>hides from donk</action>

please don't hurt me!

TacoCrunch: Classic 61,976 36
02/14/2007 04:01 AM

I only see one new one.

I sent 2. It's not my fault.

Millie 116,988 28
02/14/2007 04:09 AM

Maybe it's like the regular album--only two pictures per person. If you didn't ask to replace the old one, Al had to pick his favorite of the two new ones you sent.

You can use my space for your other picture, if you want.

Millie 116,988 28
02/14/2007 04:09 AM

Not "MySpace"--the space where my boob picture should be.

Showmaster 4,754 0
02/14/2007 04:22 AM

I am totally lost as to why anyone would consider getting a bunch of soccermom posts abusing the system.

Ranting and Ravos 63,472 21
02/14/2007 05:05 AM

feed me orbs! RAWR!

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/14/2007 07:05 AM

It looks like someone beat these with a bar of soap stuffed into a sock.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/14/2007 07:33 AM

it does kinda look like "exhibit b" in a sexual assault trial.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
02/14/2007 07:39 AM

(the "b" is for boobs. huh-huh-huh.)

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/14/2007 02:51 PM

yes... that was why I didn't go with a or c...

Phuc 237,919 21
02/14/2007 03:45 PM

I Frosted up. I posted the photo with her name above it because, for some reason, I didn't notice in her email that she said, "Would you please post it as anonymous? Pumpkin is creeping us all out enough with his incessant begging for tittie pics, I don't want to fuel the fire. My grandmother posts on GAB and I don't want her to see that I got a breast reduction."

BTW, anonymous #3? It's me.

Luscious Red Heart-shaped Strawberry 98,000 37
02/14/2007 03:48 PM

Eh?

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 03:49 PM

It looks like someone beat these with a bar of soap stuffed into a sock.


And I bet he enjoyed every minute of it. I know I would have.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/14/2007 03:49 PM

Eh?

Back off, you!

trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
02/14/2007 06:29 PM

My post in this thread explaining what soccermoms are to Chickens has now gone into my top 5. I am really not funny.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:31 PM

Yeah. You pretty much suck.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/14/2007 06:33 PM

<action>throws down</action> Yeah. You pretty much suck.

I will fight for Trojan's honour.

Altough, she can probably fend for herself. I'm just hoping she'll be impressed by my self-less show of bravery.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:35 PM

trojan LOVE doll is a she?


Are you HAWT? Email in profile.

trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
02/14/2007 06:35 PM

I'm in the photo album, dumbass.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:36 PM

Meh.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/14/2007 06:38 PM

Cracka's getting bitterer and desperater every day. Whassamtta? Chance finally get around to buying more batteries?

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:38 PM

I mean, I'd hit it.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/14/2007 06:38 PM

Pumpkin is creeping us all out enough with his incessant begging for tittie pics, I don't want to fuel the fire.

Somebody's got me confused with Sage...or Cracka....or Ollie...or...

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:38 PM

See, even Phuc thinks you're a 3.

trojan LOVE doll 3,467 8
02/14/2007 06:41 PM

I'm glad you're not interested. I don't need the annoyance.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 06:41 PM

I'm glad you're a 3. I don't really have the time.