Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/13/2007 08:13 PM

At this point, ANY PART you want to touch is OK by me..the results will be the same regardless.

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/13/2007 08:13 PM

<action> oh please let her miss, please, please

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 08:14 PM

no.

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 08:16 PM

I thought guys liked having a finger in their butts.

Since they are so sloppy about wiping, though, I try to stay clear of that area.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/13/2007 08:23 PM

Didn't Pamela Des Barres have a collection of 'taint rubbings of various rock stars, like Jimi Hendrix and Robert Plant?

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
02/13/2007 08:28 PM

I try to stay clear of that area

You try? Temptation's hard to resist, huh?

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/13/2007 08:31 PM

Seriously, do I really have to rub that spot?

It's either that or play with my balls. But hurry, you only have about 30 seconds to decide.

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/13/2007 08:32 PM

Before what?

Wait, don't answer that.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/13/2007 08:34 PM

Too late.

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/13/2007 08:35 PM

Ow, my eye.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
02/13/2007 08:37 PM

I try to stay clear of that area

You try? Temptation's hard to resist, huh?

Daisypie's ass hairs just pull you in and don't let go.




It's a wild ride, man.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/13/2007 08:38 PM

Daisypie's ass hairs just pull you in and don't let go.

Tractor beam, eh? I get that a lot.

"That's no moon... it's an Emerson!"

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/13/2007 08:39 PM

Daisypie's ass hairs just pull you in and don't let go.

A penis fly trap?

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/13/2007 08:45 PM

Don't go any lower than my balls.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/13/2007 08:48 PM

...Nutbutter.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/13/2007 08:50 PM

Note to self, re: Ollie: No lower than balls.

Chest, Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/13/2007 08:51 PM

You're so good to me.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/13/2007 08:53 PM

What if we're doing the pile driver, in which case your 'taint will be at a higher elevation than your balls?

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/13/2007 08:56 PM

Taint nutin' wrong with a pile driver.

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 08:57 PM

<action>puts on his professoring cap</action>taint

it's called the perineum.

guys get off better if you stroke their prostate which is where the whole butt thing comes in and it's akin to rubbing the g-spot on a woman because the tissue surrounding the urethra behind the g-spot is where their prostate would be if they had one.

when a woman is aroused the tissue surrounding the urethra becomes swollen with fluid, like the prostrate with seminal fluid, and stroking the g-spot can make them feel like they need to pee and eventually lead to female ejaculation.

Just Sarah 30,601 8
02/13/2007 09:02 PM

I usually just end up peeing.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:03 PM

so arougusted

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 09:03 PM

ooo...water sports<action>grabs the slip and slide</action>

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 09:05 PM

arougusted

That's not a word, it's just a jumbling of letters. Generally when people post they like to use words to communicate thoughts or beliefs. Are you trying to tell us you're a dumbass?

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:14 PM

Listen here Skippy. Shut the Frost up. No one likes you. I don't care if you have been here for 20 years. No one liked you back then either. Go eat a big bowl of dick you unfunny piece of Shakespeare. When you are down, you can Shakespeare it out and eat it again you Frost-ing loser

Well, sometimes people mash a couple of words together like "aroungry" which means aroused and hungry. Just wanted to clear that one up buttercup.

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 09:15 PM

Turtle, I have something for you.

You better show up this week.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:16 PM

Ohhhh yeah. Give it me Mille. I'll be there

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 09:17 PM

<action>crosses his fingers and hopes it involves a boot and testicles.</action>

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 09:18 PM

Skippy, contrary to what you may think, I am actually nice in person.

To most people, anyway.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:18 PM

and quite stunning

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 09:19 PM

True--you did seem stunned after I punched you in the nuts.

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/13/2007 09:19 PM

Skippy, contrary to what you may think, I am actually nice in person.

To most people, anyway.

Do you realize you say that every time I, or anyone else for that matter, make a joke about you being a bitch?

Millie 116,988 28
02/13/2007 09:21 PM

No. I don't read my own posts.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/13/2007 09:23 PM

To the people who were at the last GABlanta: Is Skippy like this in person?

KChikita - Hot Chick Banana 128,316 98
02/13/2007 09:33 PM

I less than three you Turtle.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/13/2007 09:35 PM

<action> swoons </action>


I less than three you Turtle She spoke to me!

Suhypa, now with Hoodia! 5,547 9
02/13/2007 09:42 PM

My Cheerios taste way better after a good taint rubbing.

The Very Flirtacious Daggy! 86,705 14
02/14/2007 03:24 AM

All I know is I spoke to a very VERY drunk skippy at gablanta (on teh fone), he said something like 'can't talk now, drinking.'


I was arougusted!

Dan 1,634 7
02/14/2007 03:46 AM

What was he drinking, exactly?

Redneckgamer put up his Valentine's Day Tree 531 6
02/14/2007 03:48 AM

semen

Yorkie Thompson don't need no stinkin' icon. 60,724 12
02/14/2007 03:50 AM

I'm going to let girls in on a little secret:

Anything you touch on a guy whilst touching his penis is going to be awesome.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/14/2007 03:15 PM

Yorkie...I already said as much, but thanks for backing me up on that.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
02/14/2007 04:40 PM

Sorry I'm late, but yeah. Taint no blow job like a taint rubbing blow job!!

Bonus points if you lick it!

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 04:42 PM

All of this talk about taint rubbing, blow jobs, and anal sex was like the bat signal to Trae.

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/14/2007 04:44 PM

if that's the case then she needs to work on her response time.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
02/14/2007 04:45 PM

Slow and easy, Skippy. Slow and easy....

They all asked for Miss Baton Rouge 65,026 15
02/14/2007 04:47 PM

Skippy's actually very charming in person.

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/14/2007 04:48 PM

Go easy on her, Skip. It's not like she has the batmobile or anything. BlowJob Analgirl doesn't exactly have the same budget Batman does.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/14/2007 04:51 PM

A2M Girl has to wait for the truckers to drop her off at the closest stop.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
02/14/2007 04:55 PM

Let us all know when your Mom calls for you to pick her up, BIG.


</cheap shot>

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/14/2007 04:57 PM

Wow, you're off your game. I expect more from you. You're better than that.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
02/14/2007 04:57 PM

I'm sober.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/14/2007 04:58 PM

You shouldn't let alcohol change you. I am the same Emerson drunk as I am sober.

Captain Skippy, corporate lap dog 41,253 13
02/14/2007 04:59 PM

Slow and easy, Skippy. Slow and easy....

sometimes, but not always.

Trae - I piss excellence. 156,790 17
02/14/2007 04:59 PM

The truest statement I've ever read... well, besides the scab one.