TomSFox 352 6
02/16/2007 03:51 AM

Did you open this thread just for this pun?

Here's Humphrey 51,764 12
02/16/2007 04:04 AM

Sage.


Though I'm still afraid he'll sleep with my wife.

Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
02/16/2007 04:07 AM

PRAM is my favorite vegetable...

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/16/2007 04:09 AM

I don't know about vegetable, but Skippy is fast becoming my favorite fruit.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 04:20 AM

and why is that?

Chad Vader, Daytime Manager 77,546 17
02/16/2007 04:23 AM

Sean Hannity

Tweak 18,881 12
02/16/2007 04:23 AM

Because there's no danger of you ever having sex with her?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 04:25 AM

oh... is she that ugly?

Duke of Ellington 353 8
02/16/2007 04:29 AM

Answer the (wo?)man's question. Carrots.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/16/2007 04:29 AM

and why is that?

Dear Skippy,

When I first started posting, I hated you. You were mean, you were obnoxious,
and every post of yours was defending your sexuality. You were also the only
Regular to gave me my GAB hazing. (I'm a sensitive little n00b, I guess)

But recently, almost every one of your posts has made me laugh, outloud or
to myself, doesn't matter. So that is why you are my favorite fruit.

Love,
TWSS

Tweak 18,881 12
02/16/2007 04:30 AM

Is it just me or is Skippy really starting to sound just like Pram?

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/16/2007 04:33 AM

And no, I don't think I'm that ugly.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 04:33 AM

Tweak, don't say that. Pram is slightly less annoying.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 04:34 AM

TWSS, you are quite sexy for a demon.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/16/2007 04:35 AM

I was a Poe!!

Hollis is back 7,284 14
02/16/2007 04:35 AM

I'm gonna have to go with cucumbers.





Oh, you meant to eat!

Tweak 18,881 12
02/16/2007 04:37 AM

At least Pram knows how to work his shift key.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 04:37 AM

I meant the red eye. I have blue eyes too, and also get the demon eyes in pictures.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 04:39 AM

And no, I don't think I'm that ugly.

eh... you're not Johnny Depp so don't go getting all uppity.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/16/2007 04:39 AM

Oh. Heh, I'm not the smartest blond, I live up to the stereotype.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/16/2007 04:39 AM

Oh, you meant to eat!

And Ravos chose Stephen Hawking. I should have known.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 04:40 AM

At least Pram knows how to work his shift key.

If it weren't for your appreciation of cheese I'd have to kill you.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 04:41 AM

eh... you're not Johnny Depp so don't go getting all uppity.


Not being Johnny Depp hasn't stopped you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 04:49 AM

Not being Johnny Depp hasn't stopped you.

you're one to talk.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 04:51 AM

Skippy, the two of us have one thing in common. We both turn girls into lesbians. Take that as you will.

Steve Hawking 67,037 13
02/16/2007 04:57 AM

I. aM. NOt. a VEgaTaBle. HaVE You ev er HEard of The Frost-ing BIG ban g?

Steve Hawking 67,037 13
02/16/2007 04:59 AM

The UNiverse aPPEars to be exPANDING SLower tHAN the GAB clock.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 05:02 AM

Skippy, the two of us have one thing in common. We both turn girls into lesbians. Take that as you will.

oh that hurts... wait no it doesn't cause she was gay before we got together. I straightened her out for a couple years.

Not that one could expect you to keep things like that straight, you've been drunk most of your adult life.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 05:07 AM

Skippy, it's impossible to keep anything straight around you.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
02/16/2007 05:10 AM

I know right? even my penis has a curve.

Here's Humphrey 51,764 12
02/16/2007 07:18 AM

I want to be the cold cuts in the middle of an Erika, TWSS sammich!



Mmmmmmm.... cold cuts.

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/16/2007 03:40 PM

Oh PLEASE! ANYONE who's been here for a year or more KNOWS:
GABs favorite Vegitable

Robin® 14,626 10
02/16/2007 06:00 PM

Tie between artichokes, cardoons, and collard greens.

O man this guy... 11 6
02/16/2007 06:05 PM

potateos

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/16/2007 06:53 PM

Naga Jolokia

syncope would make a wonderful husband 49,019 14
02/16/2007 06:55 PM

I like asparagus. It makes my pee smell, but Pumpkin doesn't mind it doesn't bother me.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/16/2007 06:56 PM

Why is nobody clicking Pumpkin for that awesomely awesome post?

Pumpkin Noggin-I'm a walking SnowMan! 56,642 8
02/16/2007 07:12 PM

Thanks, Slink...Good to see at least YOU got the funny still.

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
02/16/2007 07:33 PM

...Because it stopped being funny over a year ago?

They all asked for Miss Baton Rouge 65,026 15
02/16/2007 07:34 PM

Spinach

Pumkin Noggin-WILL be next to Chance 56,642 8
02/16/2007 08:09 PM

Yeah, Ok...so it would still have humor if they'd frozen her....then we could go with the "Frozen Vegetable" jokes, but MEH>

Daves not here. 52,827 16
02/16/2007 08:10 PM

They left her too long and she got all floppy like an old celery stick.

I hate that.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/16/2007 10:09 PM

The whole Shiavo thing is so phase 5.

Captain Skippy, now in peppermint flavor! 41,253 13
02/16/2007 10:15 PM

...so phase 5.

quit trying to start a lame idiom.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/16/2007 10:23 PM

ok there, Captain Thkippy, may I call you Cap? You see Cap oahse 5 means something that has run it's course. Sort of like beating a dead horse. I'm not starting an idiom, it has already been established. Welcome to the revolution, join or Frost off.

Oh, and go chug a Coleridge. asswipe

turtle10 42,578 26
02/16/2007 10:24 PM

Oh no, I said oahse 5 instead of phase 5. I suck

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/16/2007 10:24 PM

Someone's cranky because they had to work today instead of staying out and getting drunk with the rest of us.

The Jerk 6,311 9
02/16/2007 10:28 PM

Phase 5 is ruining GAB.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/16/2007 10:29 PM

Someone's cranky because they had to work today instead of staying out and getting drunk with the rest of us.

Piss off you big no faced prick. See you tonight Big boy

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/16/2007 10:29 PM

Phase 5 is SO phase 5.




Someone had to say it.

Prammer 80,728 42
02/16/2007 11:05 PM

Well-cooked asparagas.

Hollis the Great 7,284 14
02/16/2007 11:07 PM

As opposed to having it cooked poorly?

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/16/2007 11:07 PM

I need to start drinking.

Prammer 80,728 42
02/16/2007 11:14 PM

Favorite vegetable, favorite vegetable...

That girl without a face!

Oh wait, she's a vegetunable...

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,398 77
02/16/2007 11:19 PM

BIG - drink a shot of Jager for me tonight.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/16/2007 11:38 PM

I need to start drinking.

HEY! I'm ready when you are!

Conquistador Ravos 63,472 21
02/16/2007 11:44 PM

Mine is only Stephen Hawking now because Christopher Reeves is dead.

Nerd, Hanging Lights and Darks. 27,000 12
02/17/2007 12:44 AM

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=49477

Jackass poser Oprah faced killer junk drinker.

Conquistador Ravos 63,472 21
02/17/2007 04:57 AM

...I don't get it.

President Woodrow 'Pubah' Wilson 56,805 18
02/17/2007 10:10 PM

<action>Dosen't read other posts</action>
Carrots;
Cause they can be used as something more than food
Broccoli;
Cause it's good for you
Potatoes;
Cause they're versitile
Asparagus;
Cause it makes my pee smell funny
Corn;
Cause it adds texture to my POOP!

Corn is the winner

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/17/2007 10:19 PM

Olives.

Definitely olives.

Bean 8,602 19
02/17/2007 11:00 PM

Corn. It's the gift that keeps on giving.