TomSFox 352 6
02/18/2007 05:11 PM

What about "PISS OFF, YOU SICK, SICK PERVERT AND KILL YOURSELF!!!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/18/2007 05:20 PM

Can I get some, too?

Chit 178,781 15
02/18/2007 05:21 PM

How about,


WTF ??

My hoo-ha isn't good enough for you ??

Chad Vader, Daytime Manager 77,546 17
02/18/2007 05:32 PM

How about you just make with the damned pics already?

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
02/18/2007 05:56 PM

Send him the link to your vagina instead.

TomSFox 352 6
02/18/2007 06:13 PM

Another idea: Send him pictures of big breasts!
That's going to disappoint him.

Sexy red Undies for Valentine's day! 101,398 77
02/18/2007 07:14 PM

What about "PISS OFF, YOU SICK, SICK PERVERT AND KILL YOURSELF!!!"

Hello dear, are you new?

Captain Skippy, low in cholesterol 41,253 13
02/18/2007 07:18 PM

Goatse him.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/18/2007 07:37 PM

or better yet.
http://www.meatspin.com

Prammer 80,728 42
02/18/2007 07:45 PM

I clicked that link and it took me to Disney's site. (same difference)

Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
02/18/2007 07:56 PM

That's what happens whem your parents won't disable NetNanny for you.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
02/18/2007 08:48 PM

Goatse him.

or better yet. http://www.meatspin.com

Or even better, send him the picture of Ollie's tits.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/18/2007 09:09 PM

Well, Ollie does have perfect eraser nipples. You just have to part a lot of hair to get to them.

Prammer 80,728 42
02/18/2007 10:15 PM

That's what happens whem your parents won't disable NetNanny for you.

Ya know what? You can Frost my parents.

TomSFox 352 6
02/19/2007 05:34 AM

What about "PISS OFF, YOU SICK, SICK PERVERT AND KILL YOURSELF!!!"

Hello dear, are you new?

Yes, honey, I am new, and as somebody who is apparently not new you should know this.
But I nonetheless know, that around here, everybody shows everyone their flesh.
But I still don't get why you shouldn't take the piss out of this guy.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/19/2007 05:55 AM

Because he sounds like a complete Frost-ing asshat.

That, and would you want to send some complete stranger pics of your johnson? Well, maybe you would, but Undies wouldn't.

Perv.

Thud 68,497 19
02/19/2007 06:15 AM

Undies has a johnson?


Oh, wait...


Nevermind.

The Dancing Pickle 266 6
02/19/2007 08:36 AM

Yes, honey, I am new, and as somebody who is apparently not new you should know this.
But I nonetheless know, that around here, everybody shows everyone their flesh.
But I still don't get why you shouldn't take the piss out of this guy.

Words from my days at Lone Star Steakhouse...Never trust the new guy no matter how long he's been here. And no, it's not EVERYONE that shows their flesh to everyone around here. Otherwise the photo album would be massive, and ZUG could make a Shakespeareload of money off of it...

Three days free!! Just enter a credit card and get a free password!!

Lila Handbanana 78,555 13
02/19/2007 10:30 AM

Yes, honey, I am new, and as somebody who is apparently not new you should know this.

1) NEVER call Undies "honey".
2) "Hello, dear, are you new?" was not an actual question directed towards you but a quote from our most legendary Australian Gabber. We think it's funny and ask all the n00bs. You were never meant to actually answer it.
3) You know what? Just Frost off.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
02/19/2007 10:48 AM

Rawr!

Chickens -- 6 lbs in 07 286,539 61
02/19/2007 12:31 PM

Sure.
http://mike.shannonandmike.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/meat_loafs_man_boobs.jpg

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 03:33 PM

Lila, I <3 you and your luscious ass.

If it was you that sent me that email, I'll send you the pictures right away.

Kisses!

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/19/2007 06:21 PM

No0bs never email me. I like to think its because Im intimidating.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/19/2007 06:25 PM

I've been emailed or messaged several times by new posters/lurkers, strangely enough. Even when I was barely more than a lurker myself. They always bitch at me for being "mean" which always makes me chuckle.

I don't think any of them still post, although some have been anonymous.

syncope 49,019 14
02/19/2007 06:33 PM

I think n00bs only venture out to email the sluts nice people.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 06:35 PM

Hush you.

syncope 49,019 14
02/19/2007 06:36 PM

I love you. I mean, yes ma'am.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 06:37 PM

<action>emails pics of her boobs to syncope</action>

syncope 49,019 14
02/19/2007 06:38 PM

<action>faps like it's his job.</action>

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 06:41 PM

Apathetically and without enjoyment?

syncope 49,019 14
02/19/2007 06:42 PM

I do it just well enough so the guy who pays me will let me keep doing it.

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/19/2007 06:44 PM

I want no0b love too!

turtle10 42,578 26
02/19/2007 06:44 PM

No that is a job I could really wrap my hands around and give it a go...on me, not syncope

n00bs for b00bs 42,578 26
02/19/2007 06:47 PM

I want no0b love too!


Hi Chance

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 06:56 PM

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send any pictures of female breasts to the email address in my profile (dogs@fancy-schmancy.com).

If I get pictures of female breasts in the email address that is listed in my profile (dogs@fancy-schmancy.com) bad and hilarious things will happen to me and I will probably end up engaged to Bea Arthur.

So, to recap: DO NOT send female breast pictures to the email address in my profile (dogs@fancy-schmancy.com). Do not do it repeatedly.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 07:01 PM

Dogs, I just realized that I don't have a single penis pic of yours in my collection.

I'm just sayin'.


Email in profile.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:09 PM

Just what kind of girl do you think I am?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/19/2007 07:13 PM

A whore.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:18 PM

There must be some truly ugly hookers in your town, HH.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 07:18 PM

Just what kind of girl do you think I am?

One with a large penis?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:19 PM

Oh, so that's the way it is, eh?

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 07:22 PM

I'm not sure, but if you send me pictures, I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:24 PM

First it was a single...pic, and now it's photos.

You imaginary internet women are insatiable.

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 07:27 PM

You imaginary internet women are insatiable.

I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:31 PM

Who said that?

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/19/2007 07:36 PM

I dont know if you dudes have heard, but I too have email!

Fortunacookie@gmail.com

Straw+ 98,000 37
02/19/2007 07:36 PM

I don't respond to reverse psychology, Dogs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/19/2007 07:49 PM

Straw,
Will you email me pictures of you naked?

Crack Her One 68,758 11
02/19/2007 07:51 PM

You know better than that, Undies. If it had been me, I would have asked for a picture of you laying spread eagle with a fudge pop in your ass and your labia stapled to your inner thigh. You would have to have jumper cables attached to your nipples too.

Who asks for just boobs?


Oh yeah, amateurs, that's who.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/19/2007 07:54 PM

picture of you laying spread eagle with a fudge pop in your ass and your labia stapled to your inner thigh. You would have to have jumper cables attached to your nipples too.

that was her x-mas card last year

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/19/2007 07:57 PM

Cracka, you sho do have a purty mouth.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/19/2007 08:23 PM

Dogs, if there are any hookers in the town I live in, I would be very surprised. They may live here but they travel to the big city to work.

As far as their looks, I don't have any idea. They all look the same with my dick down their throat. I don't need hookers.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/20/2007 04:48 AM

I'm not going to name any names, but today made me doubt my agnosticism.

Straw+ 98,000 37
02/20/2007 06:11 AM

I believe in Dog.

The Dancing Pickle 266 6
02/20/2007 06:15 AM

I'm sorry but I'm not sure whether or not your doubts really exist...

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
02/20/2007 12:27 PM

If my wife is getting pictures of GABber boy parts in the e-mail, don't you think that it's only fair that I get pictures of GABber girl parts?

PumkinNoggin-Winning the race of a thousand wounds 56,642 8
02/20/2007 03:45 PM

No0bs never email me.

Hey now..I've tried...

Mrs. McHaggis for one whole year on 3/11 101,398 77
02/20/2007 07:48 PM

Wait - Spicey you logged in from work to ask for titty pics?

Now I know we're married for sure.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
02/21/2007 12:14 AM

No dear, the time stamps are wrong. I posted before I left the house this morning. While you were sleeping.







That doesn't help does it?